Chapter 501: Is It Sparkly?

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# Chapter 501: Is It Sparkly?

When both sides profit, one must lose!
But when it comes to doing business, Jiangnan had never suffered a loss!

In the alley, Jiangnan was excitedly dancing around, even unable to resist breaking into a scallion-waving dance!
Those eleven coins weren't eaten for nothing!
⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ꇴ˂̶͈́)۶⁾⁾
Hey ya~ hey ya~ hey ya!

Watching Jiangnan spinning in circles with excitement, Shanmao and the others were completely convinced by him.
What kind of immortal operation is this exactly?
Isn't this a bit too scheming?
This is literally keeping your eyes wide open while cheating money right into the pocket!
If you can't cheat it, slap yourself in the face and force it in!
And on top of that, you borrowed the power of the Light Society to strike at the White Shark?
The most interesting part was using the identity of Qian Benying from the Sakura Group—even if things were exposed, they couldn't trace it back to Jiangnan!
How many birds with one stone had this already hit, anyway?

"Nanshen, what kind of brain is that? Eight-core?"
"I feel like if I were Nanshen's enemy, he could play me to death!"
"When it comes to doing bad things, Xiao Nan really does have a way!"
"Stinky little brother! You're way too flashy!"

Jiangnan grinned and pulled out ten Diamond-level spirit beads: "Come come come, everyone gets a share. Pick one each and see if there's one you like."

Everyone was stunned. These were Diamond-level spirit beads! Absolute scarce resources. Was Jiangnan really going to share them?

"N-no... this is too precious!"
"Yeah, Nanshen, you should keep them for yourself!"

Jiangnan laughed: "Precious my ass. If I tell you to take them, take them!"
"When you follow Nanshen, as long as I have meat to eat, I won't let you guys just sniff the aroma!"

Seeing that Jiangnan was sincere, they stopped being polite and each picked one they liked!
Their faces were full of joy!

Jiangnan grinned: "Let's go! Next stop!"

He rubbed his little hands and walked out.

Shanmao and the others were stunned: "Next stop? Where are we going?"

Jiangnan: "To keep doing business! This is nothing. Since everyone wants the key, as a legitimate businessman, why wouldn't I sell it to them?"
"I've got so many keys in my hand—why not sell them? Keep them to breed little babies?"

At this moment, the skinny monkey and the others had their eyes wide open, cold sweat pouring down their foreheads!

"N-Nanshen... you're not planning to scam the entire Metropolis, are you?"

Jiangnan frowned: "Nonsense!"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Good, it wasn't that. Otherwise, that would be too crazy!

Jiangnan said matter-of-factly: "How can you call it scamming? Both parties are willing—this is called business!"

Shanmao: (٥≖_≖)
This is the first time I've heard someone describe cheating money in such a refreshing and refined way!
Such a bad guy!
But recalling their successful experience with the Light Society, everyone's thoughts started to stir.
It... it doesn't seem impossible, does it?

Jiangnan grinned: "The bold are stuffed, the timid starve! Even if I, Jiang Bold, die, it'll definitely be from being stuffed to death!"

At this moment, everyone's eyes lit up.

Half an hour later!
Grand Hotel, Presidential Suite, room of the Snow Kingdom Viking clan leader!

In front of Jiangnan stood a dozen burly men with bare upper bodies!
Each was two meters tall, broad-shouldered and thick-waisted—who knew if they were raised on spinach?
They all had long beards braided into plaits, exuding a wild vibe!
And their leader, War Axe Gray Hall, sat on the sofa like a mountain of muscle!
A pair of Viking war axes were tattooed on his chest, and his mouthful of gold teeth was quite dazzling!
His level had even reached Diamond Peak! His oppressive presence was extremely strong!

At this moment, he gritted his gold teeth: "Fine, I'll buy it! We don't have money! I can give you a Hurricane-class armed hovercraft plus 100 blocks of Ice-Fire Crystal!"

Jiangnan pulled a long face: "Aiya! Such a loss, such a loss! Fine, I'll sell it to you then!"

He tossed the key over.

War Axe Gray was excited. The key was being sold to him just like that?
This must be a huge trump card!
Then when other forces grab the curse analysis data but don't have the key, since only he has it, they'll have to come begging to him!
Haha! Win-win with no losses!

Jiangnan was also ecstatic!
Tch—an armed hovercraft was one thing!
But 100 blocks of Ice-Fire Crystal were definitely worth a lot!
Material science mentioned that this stuff was also a type of spirit material, highly compatible with both ice and fire systems!
A specialty of the Snow Kingdom, and export was restricted—a good thing you couldn't get even with money, a scarce resource!

The underlings brought over a big iron box, neatly packed with raw Ice-Fire Crystal ore!

Gray held the key: "Don't you dare trick me, okay? If I find out you cheated us, the Viking clan will chase you to the ends of the earth and chop you down!"

Jiangnan patted his chest: "I, Qian Benying, never change my name when I act and never change my surname when I sit! Even if the monk can run away, the temple can't, right?"

Behind him, Shanmao and the others rolled their eyes repeatedly!
You've not only changed your name and surname, you've even changed your gender!

Gray grinned, revealing a mouthful of gold teeth, signed the hovercraft transfer contract, and handed the Ice-Fire Crystal to Jiangnan!

Jiangnan accepted the stuff but felt a bit unbalanced in his heart!
That Magician guy gave him so many treasures, but this Gray gave too little!
Endure for a moment, and the wind and waves calm; take a step back, and the more I think about it, the more I feel cheated!
No, no!

His big eyes rolled around nonstop!

"Um... how about you add a little more?"

Gray was stunned: "Add more? That's about it! We only brought this much treasure this time. I've given it all to you—my pockets are cleaner than my face now!"

"Really nothing left?"

Gray's face darkened: "Really nothing left!"

At this point, Shanmao couldn't help poking Jiangnan. That was enough—they'd already scammed him poor!

Jiangnan said coyly: "How about you give me that mouthful of gold teeth? It kind of counts as something!"

Gray: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) Huh?
You want what?
You want my teeth?

[From Gray Hall's Resentment Value +1000!]

Shanmao: Pfft—mm!
She almost couldn't hold it in, her face turning red as she fiercely pinched her thigh!
Did he have to be this ruthless? Leaving nothing for the guy?
Even the gold teeth in his mouth were to be scammed away?
The wild goose plucks its feathers; the man leaves his teeth?

Gray covered his face: "For such a big deal, are you really going to haggle over this little bit?"

Jiangnan's expression turned serious: "Just this little bit!"

Gray was speechless. Your Sakura Group is a big clan, and you won't even let go of my teeth?

"Not that—what am I supposed to use if I give them to you?"

Jiangnan pulled a set of diamond dentures out of his alternate dimension and slapped them on the table!
"I'm not taking them for nothing! Give me your gold teeth, and I'll give you these diamond teeth. Let's trade!"

Gray was dumbfounded. Diamond dentures? What the hell?
You're trading diamonds for my gold? Don't you have a hole in your head?

Little did he know, Jiangnan had his own calculations!
He had plenty of diamonds, overflowing to the point of being worthless—nobody wanted them even as a gift!
But Gray's were different. Gold teeth could still fetch a little money!
Even a mosquito's leg is still meat!

These diamond dentures were actually made for Guan Hu but hadn't been given to him yet. Now they came in handy!

Gray swallowed his saliva. Gold teeth for diamond teeth?
No matter how he thought about it, he wasn't losing out!
He immediately pulled out his mouthful of gold teeth, swished them in a wine glass, and pushed them over to Jiangnan!
"Here you go! Satisfied now?"

Jiangnan happily accepted the gold teeth, stood up, and said, "Pleasure doing business. Don't forget what I told you!"

Gray said, "Don't worry! Isn't it just hitting the White Shark? We might not be good at other things, but fighting is our specialty!"

Jiangnan smiled lightly: "Good! Remember to keep this a secret!"

With that, he led his people away.

Gray licked his gums, feeling annoyed. To get the key, he'd even lost his teeth!
His gaze fell on the diamond dentures.
As soon as he picked them up, tears streamed down his face: "Ugh—"
"It's so stinky! This couldn't have been used by someone else, could it?"

[From Gray Hall's Resentment Value +1000!]

But still, enduring the nausea, he put them in his mouth. Otherwise, how would he eat?
Then he stood up and grinned at his underlings behind him.

(๑°᷄皿°᷅)✧

Under the light, his diamond teeth sparkled and shone!

"How about it? Is it sparkly?"

The underlings all backed away, covering their eyes!

"Wow! Big bro! So sparkly! Much shinier than your gold teeth!"
"This trade was totally not a loss!"
"So luxurious! If we go order food, 'Eat this, eat that!'—so much face!"
"It's just... a bit smelly, like eating poop. Other than that, everything's fine!"
"Ugh—Big bro, better not talk!"

Gray: ...
[From Gray Hall's Resentment Value +1000!]