# Chapter 500: I Told You I Was Going to Get Rich! (Bonus Update)
Mountain Cat and the others' hearts were almost jumping out of their chests!
They'd only said two sentences, and he'd already slapped them in the face!
This was even more aggressive than when he was with the White Shark!
Jiang the Bold truly lived up to his reputation!
This was a Starlight-rank Space System user, this was the end, wasn't this a total wipeout?
Jiang Nan's face broke into a brilliant smile: "Oh~ Hiyo! Minna~"
The Magician stared at him warily: "Qian Benying? What are you doing here? Showing off your teleportation in front of me? You don't want to live, do you?"
"I don't mind..."
Jiang Nan laughed: "I'm here to do business with you! What do you think? Interested?"
At this moment, Mountain Cat, Iron Ox, and the others' eyes went wide, as if they were seeing the most unbelievable thing in the world!
Hey, hey, hey!
Jiang Nan had just slapped each of them across the face!
And you're still talking to him calmly like that?
If it were me, I couldn't take that!
Were the people of the Light Society really this good-tempered?
The Magician and his group didn't notice anything unusual!
One was Starlight, the other Diamond, with terrifying physical constitutions, a single slap didn't mean anything!
Only Lanbo and Fenbo wrinkled their little faces as they rubbed their cheeks, looking a bit dazed.
Their faces felt so hot~
Andrei also scratched his face without saying a word.
The Magician rubbed his chin thoughtfully: "Doing business? Something's not right with you? Gold Rank Three? I remember..."
Jiang Nan looked helpless: "Ten Palms That Subdue the Dragon!"
Another series of slaps rang out in rapid succession!
To prevent the Magician from dodging, Jiang Nan specifically ambushed him first!
At such close range, with Jiang Nan striking by surprise and the Magician still lost in thought, he couldn't react in time!
The five of them tilted their heads to the side. Katerina and the others' hair stood on end!
You're still hitting! Still hitting!
They hadn't even gotten angry the first time, and now you're pushing your luck!
You won't stop until we're all wiped out, will you?
Jiang Nan: "Oh~ Hiyo~ Minna~"
The Magician looked wary: "Qian Benying? What are you doing here? Don't want to live?"
"I don't mind..."
The skinny monkey tested: "You don't mind if there's one less Space System user in the world?"
The Magician was stunned: "How did you know what I was going to say?"
"Wrong! Something's not right with you!"
Jiang Nan glared: "You're the one who's not right!"
Another lightning five-hit combo! Memory rollback!
The Magician: "Qian Benying? You..."
By now, Mountain Cat and the others had gone crazy! The Magician kept repeating himself, and Jiang Nan kept slapping him!
Slap, slap, slap—this went on for half an hour!
What... what is going on here!
Had the plot been frozen? Couldn't it move forward?
It seemed Jiang Nan's slaps made them forget what had just happened! Memory rollback?
That was incredible!
Jiang Nan was furious!
Magician! Could you stop being so stubborn?
Give me a chance, and give yourself a chance, okay!
Even playing bishoujo dating games, I've never encountered such a hard-to-crack point!
My hand hurt so much from slapping!
Starlight and Diamond faces were just too thick—half an hour of slapping and no reaction at all!
Only those twins' faces were soft, they felt nice to slap!
The Magician looked thoughtful: "Wrong! Something's not right with you!"
Lanbo got anxious: (๑)•́ε•̀(๑)
"What's wrong with her? Don't talk nonsense!"
Fenbo pouted: (๑)•ε•(๑)
"That's right! Don't talk nonsense! Why do you always suspect her?"
Victoria covered her mouth in surprise: "Oh my! Fenbo, Lanbo, what happened to your faces? Why are they so swollen? Allergic?"
Fenbo and Lanbo covered their cheeks, looking innocent: "We don't know either~"
By now, the skinny monkey and the others were about to burst!
Nan Shen! You're so cruel!
Those two hadn't done anything—they were just standing there watching—and you slapped them for half an hour!
You actually slapped them into talking for you!
Andrei patted the Magician's shoulder, his face darkening.
"(＃)▀ʖ̯▀) Maybe we should hear what she has to say first?"
The Magician shook his head: "No, something's off. You don't know, last time at Yulong Town..."
Jiang Nan: !!!
I refuse to believe I can't cure this stubborn donkey!
"Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!"
The Magician: "Qia..."
Jiang Nan stepped forward with a glare, holding a key in his small hand, and slammed it on the table with a "smack"!
"A key! Do you want it or not?"
The Magician's attention was immediately drawn, his expression shifting: "A key? What do you mean by this?"
Jiang Nan said calmly: "I'm here to do business with you."
The Magician sneered: "Business? You must have spent quite some effort getting your hands on this key, right? You're willing to give it up?"
At this moment, Mountain Cat and the others let out a long sigh of relief. Finally, that ordeal was over!
Lanbo and Fenbo also breathed a sigh of relief.
Hmm? Why were they also relieved? How strange~
"Sister! Your face is swollen!"
"Sister! Your face is swollen too!"
Victoria: "Must be allergies, right?"
Jiang Nan chuckled to himself. How well-behaved were they!
Then he said: "I don't think I have any chance of getting the data from you and Piers, so I might as well make some money on the side, don't you think?"
The Magician said flatly: "That doesn't sound like you."
Jiang Nan: "To be honest, because of the key, I got into a fight with the White Shark's people at noon today and took a big hit. The Star Shield Bureau is also giving me trouble. I can't handle it."
Mountain Cat and the others were speechless!
He could talk his way out of anything—first it was the White Shark, then the Star Shield Bureau.
The Magician's eyes flickered: "So, you want to cash out? What price? Name it."
Jiang Nan's eyes sparkled: "I like dealing with straightforward people like you!"
Xuexue Wolfbane! I told you I'd get rich this year!
"One billion US dollars!"
The Magician nearly spat out blood, fuming: "Do you think I print money? You open your mouth and ask for a billion? Haven't you seen money before? No! Pick something else!"
Jiang Nan pouted. He didn't even have a billion? Did Audi owners not pay their employees?
"Then I want a Space Spirit Bead! Diamond rank or above!"
The Magician was stunned: "Are you crazy? You can't even buy a Diamond-rank Space Spirit Bead for a billion US dollars!"
"I had an extra one before, but I fed it to a dog! Asking for a billion dollars is more realistic than a Space Spirit Bead! No, no!"
Jiang Nan's face darkened. "Fed it to a dog," my ass!
Magician, just you wait!
He had originally planned to squeeze out a Space Spirit Bead for his Platinum skill, but now it seemed they were all equally poor.
"Then just give me the billion dollars!"
[From David Copperfield: Resentment Value +1000!]
"No! Why are you going back? I'm telling you, I don't absolutely need this key. Once I get the incantation, the key will come to me on its own!"
"I'm only doing this business with you to have a bit more insurance. Don't push it!"
Jiang Nan got impatient: "You don't have anything I want! What, you want me to give it to you for free? What if I sell it to Piers?"
The Magician narrowed his eyes: "30 million US dollars! Plus a private island in international waters! And ten Diamond-rank Spirit Beads!"
Jiang Nan curled his lip: "That's a bit light."
In reality, he was already ecstatic inside!
Goose, ahahahaha!
Mom! He's so rich! Giving me so many treasures!
And the key only cost me 125 yuan and 70 cents!
This trip was totally worth it! I'm going to make a killing!
The Magician said helplessly: "That's good enough. That island is pretty nice, right next to a few Spirit Ruins. I've dumped a lot of money into it."
Jiang Nan pretended to hesitate: "Alright, fine. But you have to help me with something."
"What is it?"
"Heh. The grudge against the White Shark for hitting my Sakura Group hasn't been settled yet. Tomorrow night at 8, help me fish someone out, and while you're at it, help me fight a bit."
The Magician frowned: "Easy. But first, I need to confirm that this key is real."
He had Fenbo take it for inspection. After checking, it was indeed the key used to crack the security program.
As agreed, the Magician gave Jiang Nan 30 million in cash, signed over the island transfer contract, and handed over ten Diamond-rank Spirit Beads.
Jiang Nan accepted them with a reluctant face: "Such a loss, such a loss!"
"Oh, right. Keep the fact that I sold you the key a secret. You don't want to become a target, do you?"
The Magician said flatly: "Don't worry. I'll keep it confidential."
Jiang Nan finally left, satisfied.
As soon as Jiang Nan was gone, the Magician couldn't help but gleefully hold the key.
"Made a killing! Haha! Qian Benying must have been scared into this. Without the strength, why bother messing with the key? Now I have another trump card!"
"No kidding! It only cost that much to get the key!"
"We really came out ahead this time!"
After leaving, Jiang Nan sped through three whole blocks before finally being unable to contain his excitement, dancing and waving his hands in joy!
"Haha! Made a killing! Made a killing!"
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Author's Note: