Chapter 486: Evil Wind Blowing from Hell
The pet egg desperately jumped from the hellish room onto the sofa, huddling in the corner trembling!
An egg must learn to be self-reliant; otherwise, it won't be able to hatch smoothly!
Watching Jiangnan gleefully poking at Jin Huang with a wooden stick in the room, Xia Yao and the others were on the verge of mental collapse!
Little Nan was already dirty, couldn't be kept anymore!
Eww—disgusting!
They all went upstairs to shower one after another. Wu Liang and Xiong Er also couldn't withstand the stench attack, wanting only to wash away the smell on their bodies.
Meanwhile, Jiangnan was in the room, getting addicted to picking up diamonds!
These were all little bits of money!
They had been blasted into the wall, extremely hard to pry out!
A full half hour later, Jiangnan picked out over a thousand diamonds from the room, holding them in his palm, sparkling and shiny!
"I'm rich! I'm rich! Ugh-waah—"
They were indeed diamonds, just a little smelly! That was no big deal!
So Jiangnan decided to collect more diamonds, and also gather pulp for convenient use during battles.
He looked at his room; it probably couldn't be lived in anymore. Might as well give up on it!
Jiangnan rebuilt the spatial barrier cage, then pressed down on the fruit stem and tossed it inside!
He teleported away!
"Boom!"
Then he went in with a first-level gas mask to collect diamond pulp!
Repeating the process!
The sound of explosions was incessant. The window of Jiangnan's room shattered, and white smoke billowed out through it.
When a breeze blew, the white smoke spread with the wind, permeating the entire academy...
In the male dormitory area!
Qin Shou and Ye Xinghe sat on their beds, earnestly studying learning materials!
Qi Yu walked in holding a bucket of instant noodles, his eyes gleaming: "Damn! Let me take a look!"
Qin Shou swallowed his saliva: "I'll let you study it, but give me a bite of the noodles!"
Qi Yu's face darkened: "One bite, just one bite, no more! I haven't had dinner yet!"
Qin Shou grinned: "Just one bite!"
Damn it!
Watch me finish it all in one gulp!
He took the noodles, stabbed the fork to the bottom of the bucket, and lifted all the noodles up!
Opening his mouth wide, he stuffed them in!
Qi Yu: !!!
"Fuck, fuck! Can you be human?!"
He was about to grab it back, but a small breeze blew in from the window. Qin Shou's body stiffened, and his eyes bulged!
He sprayed out all the instant noodles, then let out a "Ugh-waah—"
An indescribable substance came out of Qin Shou's mouth, all into the instant noodle bucket!
The originally half-full bucket was now completely filled by Qin Shou's vomit!
Qi Yu and Ye Xinghe stared at Qin Shou in terror, their faces turning black!
"Qin Shou! Did you do that on purpose?!"
"Just eating some noodles, do you have to go this far?"
Qin Shou's face was pale, full of embarrassment: "I won't eat anymore, you can have it back. I'll give you half a bucket! I'll return a full bucket to you! You're getting a good deal! No loss!"
Qi Yu looked at the noodle bucket, completely filled with vomit, and two veins popped on his forehead!
Eat? How the hell am I supposed to eat this?
He was about to give Qin Shou a beating when another breeze blew in, and instantly the three of them turned green, kneeling on the floor and vomiting violently!
"What the hell is that smell? Did the septic tank explode?"
"Ugh-yue—ugh!"
"It stinks to the point of explosion! What the hell? Close the window, or someone's gonna die!"
It wasn't just the three in the room. The entire dormitory area, villa area, playground, and the whole nursing home were permeated with a transcendent fragrance!
Although it was midnight, the sound of "Ugh-waah" was incessant, blooming everywhere, fragrance filling the courtyard!
The students and instructors were all blasted by the stench, holding their noses, frantically searching for the source!
The grievance value list refreshed crazily!
Jiangnan, wearing a gas mask and covered in yellow, was a bit confused holding a snake-sack bag full of diamonds!
What's going on? Where did all these grievances come from?
Looking at the hellish room, Jiangnan decided to seal it permanently!
He might as well move to another room!
He had collected a pile of diamonds and pulp, enough to use!
After sticking a "Never, ever open this! Please!" label on the door, Jiangnan happily went to shower...
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At that moment, Zhong Yingxue and the other three sat on the living room sofa, all with dark faces!
Even after showering, they still carried a transcendent stench, the kind that made you roll your eyes with one sniff. For fragrant girls, this was absolutely fatal!
"How can the smell not wash off? I scrubbed until it's red, but it doesn't work!"
"I used a whole bottle of body wash, and I still stink! How is this possible?"
"Are we going to stink for the rest of our lives?"
Xiong Er looked at his arm, his face ruthless: "I don't need it anymore!"
Just then, Jiangnan came out after showering, wrapped in a bathrobe, drying his hair.
Looking at the four on the sofa, he wrinkled his nose in disgust: "Eww—why are you so smelly? Didn't you wash it off?"
[From Zhong Yingxue...]
[From Xia Yao...]
Glances that could kill shot towards Jiangnan!
How dare you say that? If we stink, it's because of you!
How could we not wash it off? The smell can't be removed at all!
Just then, Xia Yao was stunned. She pounced on Jiangnan, her little nose coming close, sniffing nonstop.
"Sniff, sniff! Huh? Little Nan, why are you fragrant? It smells like soap! This..."
The others were also stunned. Logically, Jiangnan should be the smelliest after playing in that room for so long, but...
Jiangnan was puzzled and thought of the description on the item.
"A diamond is forever, fragrance lingers forever"?
Damn! The smell can't be washed off? Lingers forever? Sigh—
That's too toxic!
So why wasn't he smelly? Was it because he ate the durian pulp?
The durian pulp could remove the fragrance that clung to his body?
Hmm! Interesting!
Jiangnan's eyes lit up: "I think I know how to get rid of the smell!"
"What method?"
Eager gazes turned to Jiangnan!
Jiangnan pulled out a jar of Diamond Giant Durian pulp, grinning: "Just eat a bit of pulp, and it'll be fine! It's delicious!"
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue looked horrified, hugging each other and retreating to the corner, shivering, frantically shaking their heads!
"No! I'd rather die than eat it!"
"You can't make me!"
Jiangnan: (๐՞ټ՞)
"Then you'll stink for life. No one will want you two! Really not eating?"
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao pouted, full of hesitation, but still asked, "Will it really work?"
"Of course! Otherwise, how did I become fragrant?"
Saying so, Jiangnan opened the glass jar, scooped out a bit of pulp with his finger, and stuffed it into Xia Yao's mouth despite her resistance.
In an instant, Xia Yao froze, her big eyes sparkling!
"Oh my god! It's so delicious! Ugh-waah—this is way too tasty!"
"Ugh—it tastes like chestnuts! Really sweet! Ugh—mommy! So good!"
"Xuexue! Want to try?"
Zhong Yingxue shook her head frantically!
Who would believe you? You're saying it's delicious while gagging! You're even rolling your eyes from gagging!
You're being insincere, right?
Jiangnan licked his finger clean and scooped out some durian pulp for Zhong Yingxue: "Here—eat it, and you won't stink!"
Xia Yao nodded frantically beside him, looking expectant!
After eating the pulp, the stench on their bodies disappeared, and their total spiritual power reached an astonishing 150%!
This pulp was amazing! Except for the smell!
Zhong Yingxue blushed and also took a bite. The stench vanished, and her spiritual power surged!
Full of disbelief!
"It really does taste good! Ugh—"
By now, Wu Liang and Xiong Er couldn't wait any longer!
"Brother Nan! Give me some too!"
"I want to eat too! Ah—"
Jiangnan tossed the glass jar to Wu Liang, curling his lip: "What are you thinking? Eat it yourselves!"
Then he licked his finger again, making Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue look at him speechlessly!
(⑉•~•⑉) Naughty~
The original room had become a hell, so Jiangnan had to move to a new room!
The next morning, Jiangnan carried his backpack in front, with the egg inside, and went to morning class full of energy!
As soon as he entered the classroom, he saw many students with dark circles under their eyes, two balls of tissue stuffed in their nostrils, looking listless!
"Ah, good thing the holiday is coming. This academy really can't stay anymore! The fifth unbelievable incident has appeared!"
"Scary! I heard that a few instructors were stunned by the stench yesterday! Dean Xiao even vomited on his bed!"
"That's nothing! Yesterday, I was kissing my girlfriend on the bench when a breeze blew in! Sigh—"
"I just want to ask—which of you vomited first..."
Jiangnan shuddered, looking guilty!
He opened the forum. The hottest post!
Title: The Fifth of the Academy's Seven Unbelievable Incidents! The Evil Wind Blowing from Hell!
In the dead of night, the faint rumble heard—that was exactly the footsteps of the devil.
Jiangnan: (⇀‸↼‶)
I just want to know which immortal made this up!
I just opened a few dozen durians! I really didn't do anything!