Chapter 485: Quadra Kill! (Bonus Chapter)
The Diamond Giant Durian was a full human head-sized, heavy and solid in the hands!
It was covered in dense diamond spikes!
It looked crystal clear, dazzlingly brilliant under the light, like a perfect piece of artwork!
Jiangnan excitedly sat up from the bed.
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"I'm so rich! So rich! The shell is real diamond! How much money is this worth?"
"System! I love you to death!"
[(乛‸乛๐)～]
[he～tUi!]
Jiangnan directly raised the Diamond Giant Durian high!
I won't have to worry about money for the rest of my life, a genuine diamond! And the purest, highest quality kind!
Excited, Jiangnan quickly opened a spatial barrier, forming a square box!
To prevent the durian from exploding and splattering everywhere!
Then, impatiently, he raised the Diamond Giant Durian with both hands and smashed it violently against the spatial barrier!
"Hey ya!"
"Clang!"
A clear metallic collision sound rang out, shaking Jiangnan's hands numb!
The Diamond Giant Durian was completely unharmed!
"No way? So hard?"
"Eight Gates Release! Seventh Gate: Gate of Shock! Open!"
With his cheat activated, Jiangnan used all his strength and smashed down wildly!
"Clang!"
The Diamond Giant Durian bounced off fiercely! It ricocheted around inside the prison formed by the spatial barrier, still intact!
Jiangnan: !!!
"Blood Incineration: Emperor Engine! Open!"
With two cheats active, Jiangnan spat out a mouthful of old blood, lifted the Diamond Giant Durian, and smashed it repeatedly!
He looked exactly like an otter opening a scallop!
Still couldn't open it!
Jiangnan's eyes turned red with urgency!
Do you have to be this damn hard? If I can't open it, I can't eat the pulp inside!
Then what use are you to me!
A diamond is forever? That's too damn forever!
Can't eat it? Wouldn't my evolution card be wasted?
"You forced my hand!"
Jiangnan pulled out a Large Green Stick Holy Sword: "Dad strength～ Big strength～ big strength～"
Spiritual energy poured in wildly, and the green onion leaves began to emit a green glow!
"Green Onion Sword Qi!"
A sword qi slashed out fiercely, striking the Diamond Giant Durian heavily!
It even cracked the spatial barrier!
Diamond Giant Durian: -`ෆ´-
Still didn't open...
Jiangnan gritted his teeth. I refuse to believe this today!
Ten minutes later...
A pile of broken weapons lay in the room; hydraulic shears and iron pliers had their edges chipped!
Drenched in sweat, Jiangnan was holding the pet egg, smashing it against the Diamond Giant Durian wildly! Sparks flew!
Egg: (•̥́﹏ก̀)
Exhausted to the point of collapse, Jiangnan looked at the still-intact Diamond Giant Durian with a hint of despair on his face.
How am I supposed to deal with this!
Holding the Diamond Giant Durian, Jiangnan poked at it with his fingers, trying to chip off a piece to sell!
Just as Jiangnan picked at the durian stem, he pressed hard, and the stem sank about a centimeter with a "click" sound!
Jiangnan was puzzled! How can it be pressed down?
Then he heard a faint sound coming from inside the Diamond Giant Durian, hard to make out.
He leaned in to listen!
"Beep... beep... beep!"
Jiangnan was stunned. There really was a very faint sound inside!
"Beep! Beep! Beep beep beep!"
And it seemed to be getting faster!
Wait!
Suddenly realizing something, Jiangnan's face turned pale with fear. He quickly threw the Diamond Giant Durian into the spatial barrier and sealed it with the cage!
Thirty seconds after Jiangnan pressed the stem!
"Boom!"
An explosion! The Diamond Giant Durian detonated!
Thousands of diamond spikes shot in all directions with terrifying kinetic energy!
They riddled the cage formed by the spatial barrier with holes like a sieve, then shattered it completely!
Golden viscous pulp splattered everywhere, and a transcendent, foul stench instantly spread out!
Filling Jiangnan's nostrils!
Jiangnan: (|||´༎ຶ益༎ຶ)
The moment he smelled the stench, Jiangnan's facial features twisted together, and he was instantly stink-cried to tears!
So... the stench can really be this unreasonably strong!
That was the last thing Jiangnan thought before passing out.
Then his eyes rolled back, his legs kicked, and he collapsed into a sea of gold...
The terrifying explosion shook the entire villa!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao rushed downstairs, followed by Xiong Er and Wu Liang!
"What happened? I heard a loud bang!"
"I don't know. It came from Xiaonan's room. I thought it was an earthquake too!"
"Could Brother Nan have hatched the egg into an explosion?"
They quickly opened Jiangnan's room door, and a cloud of white smoke mixed with a transcendent stench billowed out!
Zhong Yingxue: Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Ugh! Ugh wa～
She turned and vomited!
Xia Yao: !!!
She immediately kicked her legs back and fell flat, knocked unconscious by the stench!
A wolf's sense of smell is over forty times that of a human; this big wolf couldn't handle it at all!
Wu Liang and Xiong Er were no better; they knelt on the floor vomiting, nearly coughing up their stomachs!
The room was a mess, covered in gold!
Jiangnan lay motionless in the gold, his face extremely peaceful.
"Ugh wa～ Did Brother Nan have an explosive diarrhea in the room?"
"Stinky! So stinky ugh!"
"Quick! Save Xiaonan, or he'll suffocate!"
Wu Liang bravely rushed into the room. After two steps, he was knocked unconscious by the stench, foaming at the mouth while his legs twitched!
Zhong Yingxue was frantic: "I'll save you guys!"
She charged into the room and collapsed onto Jiangnan's chest after three seconds, unconscious!
Stink-knocked out!
Xia Yao struggled awake, crying in panic!
This wasn't a room; it was hell before her eyes!
"If I don't enter hell, who will? Wait for me to save ugh wa～"
Just as she rushed into the room, Xia Yao slammed her head on the ground and went still!
Quadra Kill! Kua Zhua Q!
Xiong Er: !!!
Xiong Er immediately reverted to his 10-meter-tall form, crouched at the room's door, and reached in to scoop everyone out!
Now each person was covered in gold!
They lay on the living room sofa for a full half hour before recovering!
When they woke up, the first thing Zhong Yingxue and the others did was vomit. The stench was all over them, impossible to get rid of!
Jiangnan, still resting on Zhong Yingxue's lap, hadn't woken up yet!
It took Xia Yao pinching his philtrum to wake him!
Groggy, Jiangnan murmured: "Hmm～ I have to tell you guys, I just met an old lady who wanted to feed me soup again! I didn't drink it! Because you can't just eat things strangers give you!"
"That old lady said, 'First time strangers, second time acquaintances!' So this time I wasn't a stranger, and she insisted on giving me soup! How strange!"
Everyone's faces darkened. He just took another trip to the Bridge of Helplessness again days ago?
"Xiaonan! You're stinking everything up! What was that thing just now? Another Golden Durian?"
"Ugh wa～ You're so stinky! We're all so stinky!"
Jiangnan suddenly woke up: "It wasn't a Golden Durian! It was a Diamond Durian!"
And it came with a time-delayed explosion!
The stem is the activation button? Explosion after 30 seconds? What damn principle is this!
Are you sure this thing is a durian and not a timed biochemical fragmentation bomb?
The power was terrifying! It even shattered the spatial barrier? Shh～
This is completely on a different level than the Golden Durian!
And the stench broke through the sky! Reached new heights!
Wait! The diamonds! Where are the diamonds?
Jiangnan suddenly jumped off the sofa, pinched his nose, and rushed back into the room, into that hell!
He crouched on the ground, holding a small stick, poking around in the gold, and actually found diamond spikes, shining brightly!
Zhong Yingxue and the others were horrified!
Xia Yao: "Ugh wa～ No more love! No more love! Xiaonan, come out! Stop playing!"
Zhong Yingxue: "Yuck～ I'm disgusted with you! I need to take a shower!"
Wu Liang stared blankly: "It reminds me of my childhood, squatting by the road, poking cow dung with a stick, and then getting spanked by my mom when I came home!"
Xiong Er was puzzled: "Big Bear! Why is Brother Nan playing with poop!"
Jiangnan: !!!
What do you know? It's not poop at all! It's durian pulp!
There's treasure hidden inside here! As he spoke, he picked out shiny diamonds from inside!
Looking at the durian pulp stuck to his fingers, Jiangnan's eyes sparkled. He licked his lips and took a bite!
An unimaginable sweetness and fruity fragrance spread through his mouth!
His spiritual power instantly refilled and kept increasing! It stopped only when his total spiritual power reached 150%!
"This is amazing!"
Meanwhile, the three people and one bear in the living room stared at Jiangnan in terror!
[From Zhong Yingxue's resentment value +1000!]
[From Xiong Er's resentment value...]
Egg: (꒪ͦ﹏꒪ͦ)
I'm still in the room!
Isn't anyone going to save me?
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Author's Note: