# Chapter 457: Sell! Selling to You!
Just leaving?
You're just leaving like that?
I haven't gotten on yet!
You just said the customer is God, where's that Haidilao-style贴心 service of stopping the car to change slippers?
Is the difference between treating men and women really that big?
The cattle herd is right behind me! How am I supposed to change shoes?
"Ahhh! I'm going for it!"
Glasses Bro put the slippers directly on his hands, fingers gripping them tightly, then executed a front flip!
Hands on the ground! A full handstand!
Glasses Bro: ጿ╭ኈ╯ቼ
๛๛๛๛ኈ
His arms churned into blurs, propelling him forward at terrifying speed!
Leaving the cattle herd far behind!
Jiangnan: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!
Glasses Bro! You're a damn genius!
This move of yours is about to blow my mind!
Rear-wheel drive to front-wheel drive, is that even possible?
Putting slippers on your hands? What kind of brain circuit is that?
That actually works?
The Extreme-Speed Slipper can be used like this?
If you put them on both hands and feet, making it four-wheel drive, you'd be flying to the sky!
Everyone was stunned by Glasses Bro's display!
This shows! People really lose all shame when facing life and death! They'll do anything!
After a few successful examples, the volunteers went wild!
"Nan Shen! I volunteer to clean your duty area for a week!"
"I volunteer to treat you to braised chicken with rice for a whole month!"
"I volunteer to write your Spirit Realm Outline homework for a week!"
"My cousin is really pretty! Long legs, graduated, single at home!"
Jiangnan's expression turned serious: "Brother! Please accept my slippers!"
"It's not for your cousin! It's purely for our classmate friendship!"
"Hmm~ What's your cousin's WeChat?"
[From Wang Dégua's Resentment +666!]
All the volunteers bought their own Extreme-Speed Slippers!
Jiangnan looked satisfied at his little notebook filled with two full pages!
WeChat IDs of over 20 girls!
And over 70 enthusiastic classmates volunteering to write homework, do chores, and buy him meals!
Heavens! Was he really this popular?
Jiangnan! You're amazing!
[From...]
...
The volunteers all ran off doing handstands. The scene... *hiss*~
By now, those civilian spirit warriors had completely run out of steam!
"Hurry! We want to buy slippers too! Quick, don't just serve them!"
"Quick, quick, quick! It's urgent! I can't run anymore!"
"Sell to me first! I'll pay a million! No lies!"
"Give us some attention too!"
Jiangnan glanced at these civilian spirit warriors, licked his lips, eyes sparkling!
Like looking at a flock of fat sheep ready for slaughter!
These civilian spirit warriors came in under the pretense of search and rescue, but instead of helping,
they ran off to cultivate on the island privately, causing trouble and hindering rescue efforts!
Jiangnan had zero guilt about ripping them off!
In a flash, he teleported to the front line of the cattle herd!
A fat, pale middle-aged man was huffing and puffing, sweating profusely!
The cow horns were about to poke him, scaring him shitless!
"Slippers! Give me a pair of slippers!"
Jiangnan grinned: "Sure! Cash only! No credit!"
The fat man panicked: "Who carries cash into a Spirit Realm? I... I..."
"Watch! Take this watch! Patek Philippe! Is that enough?"
Jiangnan: (๑¥ヮ¥๑)
"Take it off! Take it off!"
The fat man hurriedly unbuckled the watch and handed it to Jiangnan!
But in that moment, the big-horned dairy cow behind had caught up, about to send him flying!
Fat man panicked: "Save me! Save me!"
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: "Fine! But it'll cost extra!"
[From Wang Kang's Resentment +666!]
Are you even selling?
This is clearly robbery! Daylight robbery!
Did you hire these cows to chase us?
"A half-kilo gold chain! Pure gold! Save me!"
Jiangnan took the gold chain, grinning happily!
"Space Barrier!"
"Boom!"
The big-horned dairy cow behind Wang Kang slammed into the space barrier!
The massive impact knocked the cow unconscious, its face bloodied!
Wang Kang gulped in fear! With skills like that, you weren't afraid of the stampede at all!
You were just running along to sell us stuff?
Are you a devil?
Tossing the gold chain and watch into his alternate dimension, Jiangnan shoved a pair of slippers at him and vanished in a flash!
Off to rob... ahem, sell slippers to the next person!
Everything they had on them—jade thumb rings, ear studs, phones, lighters, silver bracelets, necklaces, lipsticks, mascara, belts, hair ties, nail clippers—
except for the clothes they were wearing, Jiangnan stripped them of everything!
Not a single thing left!
The resentment list was blowing up!
"You really have nothing left? How am I supposed to sell to you like this?"
Jiangnan frowned, looking at the pack of night-use sanitary pads in his hand with utter disdain.
This is worthless! I have no use for it!
The black-haired long-legged girl, already red from running, turned even redder.
(⑉•﹏•⑉)
"Really nothing left! That's all I brought... I... I..."
"Failing that... I'll give you a kiss!"
Jiangnan: ???
"Not even enough for a pair of slippers with that pack! And you have the nerve to want to kiss me?"
"You'd have to pay extra if you want to kiss me! I'm already losing money!"
The girl's face instantly darkened.
Hey hey hey! I meant kiss you to make up the difference!
Shouldn't I be the one losing out?
How much do you look down on me? You think being kissed by me is a loss?
What's wrong with you? You never take a loss, do you?
[From Tang Lulu's Resentment +1000!]
[From...]
This isn't just a straight guy anymore!
This is a titanium-alloy straight South!
Feeling offended!
Jiangnan hesitated, looking at the pack in his hand. It wasn't completely useless—could be used to bandage wounds later.
"Sell! Selling to you!"
He tossed a pair of slippers to Tang Lulu.
...
Ye Xinghe and Qi Yu suddenly woke up on the ground, their faces bruised purple from cow hooves!
They exchanged glances, both utterly confused!
Why didn't the Great Onion Holy Sword work? They both pulled them from Granny Liu's vegetable garden!
This defies science!
As they puzzled, a group of creatures ran past doing handstands, arms spinning like fan blades, zooming by!
Their faces full of terror!
"What the hell? Running that fast doing handstands? A new type of spirit beast? Everything on this island is abnormal!"
"Can someone tell me where this is?"
Who knows how far a cow hoof had kicked them?
Then the ground trembled violently!
"Huh? Earthquake?"
"This Spirit Realm's geological activity is pretty active... *gasp*~"
Before finishing, a stampede of dairy cows charged at them like mad, giant hooves falling mercilessly!
"I GyaO! Run! Run!"
"What sin have we committed!"
"Bang bang bang!"
They barely got up before being mercilessly trampled by the herd, instantly swallowed up!
...
Xiong Er had run early, a bunch of gorillas carrying Zhong Yingxue and the others straight to the island's shore!
They finally caught their breath!
As they looked back, waiting for Jiangnan to arrive,
Qin Shou came running out of the woods, nose bleeding, sprinting at full speed!
"Oh ho ho? Is this the end? Those cows shouldn't be able to catch up now!"
"Haha! These slippers of Nan Shen's are amazing! A perfect escape tool!"
"Alright, time to stop... stop...???"
Why can't I stop?
Qin Shou's expression turned to panic!
His legs were out of control, madly pumping!
No sign of stopping! No brakes at all!
He was about to rush into the lake!
[From Qin Shou's Resentment +1000!]
[From Qin Shou...]
Stop! Stop! For God's sake stop!
There's no road ahead!
But as long as the soles weren't broken, even breaking his legs wouldn't stop him!
Under the watchful eyes of Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, Xiong Er, and the gorillas, Qin Shou charged straight into the lake!
His legs churning, sending up water splashes dozens of meters, actually speeding across the water at astonishing speed!
True light-footed kung fu on water! Charging headlong!
Qin Shou: "(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)～Ahhh! Nan Shen! I shouldn't have believed your lies!"
[From Qin Shou's Resentment +1000!]
Just as Xia Yao and the others were stunned, a group of people doing handstands in the woods came charging out like mad, expressions of terror!
Straight towards the lake!
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Author's note: