# Chapter 456: Ruthless Stall-Setting Machine
Jiangnan's scalp tingled!
A herd stampede?
This was a herd of Gold-ranked cows, thousands of them!
They could flatten everything in their path, you know?
Even though he was incredibly strong and not afraid of the herd's charge at all!
But fighting under these circumstances would be a huge loss!
Jiangnan glanced at Qin Shou: "Looks like they really want you back, huh?"
"Maybe I should just return you! You ate that little ginseng root, so you can still finish the second half of the ball game with them!"
Qin Shou, who had his eyes tightly shut, turned pale in an instant!
He hugged Jiangnan's thigh tightly, refusing to let go!
"Please don't, Nan Shen! Please don't!"
Can you please do something human for once?
I may have an irreconcilable grudge against these cows! But they've got numbers on their side!
Next time! I'll take revenge next time!
Speaking of which, why didn't that damn scallion do anything?
Could it be that I used it wrong?
Or did Nan Shen pick it from another Grandma Liu's garden?
Did we pick the wrong one?
Even with Qin Shou's brilliant mind, he couldn't figure out what was going on!
"Oh my god! The herd's stampeding! Run, run! Nobody can withstand this!"
"Dammit! How can we withstand thousands? Even a mountain would be smashed to pieces!"
"Yueyue! Stop filming, Yueyue! Run!"
"Huh? Where are Sister Xue and Yaoyao?"
"And those gorillas are gone too!"
It was only then that the volunteers realized those gorillas had already grabbed the pot and run off!
They were already dozens of kilometers away, almost out of sight!
And on top of the pot were Wu Liang, Zhong Yingxue, and the others!
Xiong Er was sitting on the pot, constantly urging them!
"Run! Hurry up and run!"
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao on the pot were utterly speechless!
Xiong Er, do you have to be so quick?
The moment things looked bad, you turned and ran?
Not even a moment's hesitation? A running bear, huh?
The volunteers were frantically fleeing like madmen. If they got caught, their fate wouldn't be much better than Qin Shou's!
Yu Qingqing and the others finally remembered the fear of being chased by this herd!
Back when these cows were Silver rank, they could still climb trees to hide!
But now they were Gold rank! Taller than the trees! There was nowhere to hide!
The spirit martial artists were also trembling in fear, cursing loudly as they ran for their lives!
But the massive horned cows were no slouches when it came to running—they were way faster than those spirit martial artists!
The leading cows would occasionally lift their heads, letting out mournful bellows, and another person would be sent flying!
Everyone's scalp tingled as they ran with all their might!
Jiangnan, teleporting continuously in the sky, had his eyes sparkling: "Business opportunity! A business opportunity!"
He grabbed Qin Shou: "Pew pew pew～pew! Hoot hoot hoot～"
Qin Shou swallowed: "Is... is this reliable? But I'm afraid of blood! I've held out this long without fainting—that's already pretty impressive!"
Jiangnan: "You don't want to play volleyball with these cows, do you? Keep your eyes forward! Don't look at your own nosebleed!"
"If you faint, you're done for!"
"Trust in Nan Shen! Absolutely solid! Have I ever let you down?"
Qin Shou: ...
Ever let me down?
24/7, all day long, you mean?
"Can I really outrun them?"
Jiangnan: (՞ٹ՞)و✧
Qin Shou gritted his teeth: "For that confident little expression of yours, I'm in!"
Jiangnan grinned and pulled out a pair of Extreme-Speed Slippers!
Qin Shou took off his shoes and slipped the slippers right on!
"I'm ready!"
Jiangnan grabbed Qin Shou by the back of the neck and threw him hard: "Bet your life on it! Go! Wind-chasing youth!"
Qin Shou: ???
"Hey! We didn't mention risking my life before!"
[Qin Shou's resentment: +1000!]
Qin Shou was thrown from the sky right in front of the herd!
All the cows' eyes focused on him!
The moment he landed, his legs started pumping like wind turbines!
His speed skyrocketed, kicking up a long trail of dust as he shot past everyone!
Qin Shou's face was flushed with excitement. Nan Shen really hadn't lied to him!
With these slippers on, even the wind couldn't catch him!
The wind-chasing youth! That's me!
He couldn't help but turn and roar loudly!
"Extreme-speed slippers, oh so grand!"
"Put them on and take a stand!"
"On the road to flee, you're not alone!"
"Wave goodbye to Death's throne!"
"Where to find these slippers, you ask?"
"Nan Shen's stall—that's the task!"
After shouting, Qin Shou gave a thumbs-up to the sky, accelerated even more, and shot off into the distance!
In an instant, he left everyone behind!
The volunteers and spirit martial artists were going crazy!
This is no time for marketing slogans and product placements! You're pulling us right out of the scene!
But were those slippers really that amazing?
On the iron pot, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao couldn't hold back their laughter.
Little Nan must have arranged this, right?
He never misses a chance to set up shop and sell, no matter the situation?
Never lets a business opportunity slip by?
His true form is probably a ruthless stall-setting machine, isn't it?
However, the herd's attention was all on Qin Shou. Seeing him get far away, they went berserk and accelerated crazily, scaring those left behind half to death!
Jiangnan chuckled and put on a pair of Extreme-Speed Slippers himself without hesitation!
He teleported to the ground, his legs pumping like fans, wind swirling beneath his feet!
He quickly caught up to the fleeing Yu Qingqing, running right beside her!
Beaming, he said: "Xiao Yu, want some slippers? We have pink ones you'd like!"
Yu Qingqing was almost in tears. In such a dangerous situation, how could Nan Shen still be calmly selling her slippers?
"Yes, yes, yes! But... but I don't have any cash on me, and my phone has no signal!"
She knew Jiangnan's rules—cash only or instant transfer. IOU? No way!
Jiangnan smiled brightly: "We're friends! How could I take your money?"
Yu Qingqing was deeply moved! Nan Shen was just too good!
Jiangnan: "By the way, do you know how to write that field mission report? I have no idea how to do it. It's so hard～"
Yu Qingqing: ...
Hey hey hey! Give me back that feeling of being moved!
Could you be any more obvious about what you want?
Your intentions are completely exposed!
"I can write it! I'll help you write it, okay?"
Jiangnan hesitated: "That would be so embarrassing? That's not right! If Sister Xinyi finds out..."
Yu Qingqing: !!!
This is a life-or-death moment! Can we stop being so polite?!
[Yu Qingqing's resentment: +666!]
"I'll insist on writing it for you! It's all my idea, I'm making you do it!"
Jiangnan straightened up: "Size 36 pink slippers ready for you!"
"This service offers a no-stop shoe-changing experience! Get on!"
With that, Jiangnan ran ahead of Yu Qingqing and bent down slightly.
Yu Qingqing was stunned! This was intense!
These slippers were totally worth it!
Blushing, she jumped onto Jiangnan's back.
Jiangnan carried her, took off her original shoes, put on the Extreme-Speed Slippers, tied her old shoelaces together, and hung them around Yu Qingqing's neck.
And all of this was done while running at over 100 kilometers per hour!
"Enjoy your high-speed ride! Remember to follow traffic rules!"
He set Yu Qingqing down, and with her new slippers on, her face lit up with excitement! Her legs blurred into motion!
Her speed skyrocketed, and in no time she had left the herd far behind!
Everyone was stunned by this scene!
No way? It actually works? A life-saving artifact!
Jiangnan clapped his hands and teleported to Du Yue's side.
Beaming: "Want some slippers? We have..."
Du Yue: "I'll write your literature homework for a week! I insist on it! Nothing to do with you!"
[Du Yue's resentment: +666!]
Jiangnan: ???
She's gotten so sharp now?
He didn't hesitate, carrying Du Yue and swapping her shoes.
"Since this customer is so cooperative, I'll throw in a 1000-meter head start! Let you win from the starting line!"
With that, he teleported Du Yue a thousand meters ahead, and she shot off the moment she landed.
Jiangnan teleported to Rabbit Baby.
Before he could speak, Rabbit Baby raised her hand: "I'll take out your trash for the whole semester! The one hanging by your desk!"
Jiangnan: "Get on! Shoe change!"
After changing shoes, Rabbit Baby also bounced off happily, feeling like she'd made a huge profit!
Hehe!
Glasses Brother was frantic. The cow's horn was about to hit him!
"Nan Shen! I'll copy your Spiritual Circuit Theory notes for a week! Come on! Hurry!"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up, and he teleported over.
He shoved a pair of slippers into Glasses Brother's arms!
"Deal! No backing out!"
He pulled out a small notebook and wrote down every transaction.
Glasses Brother was losing his mind! Could you be any more calm and collected?!
"Nan... Nan Shen! Help me change my shoes!"
Jiangnan glanced at him: "Pfft! Do it yourself! You're a grown man, don't you have hands? Getting too big for your britches, huh?"
With that, he teleported away without a trace!
Glasses Brother held the slippers: ???
Didn't you offer a no-stop shoe-changing service?