Chapter 415: I'm Really Super Awesome

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# Chapter 415: I'm Really Super Awesome

Wei Teng was going crazy!

There was simply no way to fight this!

Who could explain to him why a giant scallion could break his katana?

At this moment, Wei Teng's body was covered in wounds, but the mental trauma hurt far more than the physical!

All he had left now was the Ghost Blade clenched between his teeth!

He had been holding it in his hands just a moment ago!

This was a spirit blade! Surely it couldn't be broken by a scallion?

His eyes were filled with determination!

"Today, I stake my entire sword path! I, Wei Teng, will never be defeated by a scallion!"

"I'll fight you to the death, dammit!"

Jiang Nan was thrilled, practically ecstatic!

The power of this Big Green Onion Holy Sword was absolutely explosive!

It was way too good!

It really felt like cutting through melons and vegetables!

Splitting hairs and cleaving iron wasn't just empty talk!

Combined with the Green Onion Sword Technique and the mantra, it was incredibly smooth!

What? Embarrassment?

Doesn't exist!

I'm already hooked on singing this!

Jiang Nan: "Ah~ La sao sao! Daddy Dali~ Ding dang cat!"

He was singing the catchy, addictive Dali Song while dancing the lively, stylish Green Onion Sword Technique!

Brandishing the giant scallion, he charged forward!

The two clashed instantly, and the result was still a complete crush!

Wei Teng's body kept spurting blood as Jiang Nan forced him back with the Big Green Onion Holy Sword, making him spit large mouthfuls of blood!

Jiang Nan, meanwhile, looked completely intoxicated! Singing, dancing, and striking with his sword!

So graceful! So cool!

Everyone present was stunned speechless!

"N-No way? What kind of scallion is that? Is it really a holy sword?"

"What the heck! It even chipped the spirit blade Ghost Blade!"

Qi Yu: "Where's Grandma Liu's vegetable garden? I'm going to weed and till the soil for her!"

Ye Xinghe: "Weeding and tilling aren't the real goal. I mainly want to learn the technique of growing scallions!"

Leng Yan: "If you're going to fight, just fight! Why are you singing and dancing?"

Wang Yan: "Nan Shen is way too flashy! He's dancing and singing while wiping the floor with Wei Teng, and he's using a scallion! There's no reasoning with this!"

At this moment, Zhong Yingxue was completely lost in Jiang Nan's rhythm!

She couldn't help but clap along!

Xia Yao's little face was flushed with excitement: "Go Xiao Nan! Beat him to a pulp! Hehe~ I love you!"

Rabbit Baby twitched her rabbit ears: "Ah~ La sao sao..."

At the giant egg hall, Xiao Chuihuo nearly stood up from his wheelchair: "What the hell is that brat holding?"

Zhao Dezhu: "A scallion, I think..."

Han Menglu covered her mouth, snickering: "And a giant one at that. It looks like Wei Teng might not be able to win!"

Guan Hu: ...

Xiao Chuihuo's beard bristled with anger: "Didn't you say Wei Teng could handle Jiang Nan? Is this how he handles him?"

"Jiang Nan is only Gold rank! He's just holding a scallion, and Wei Teng can't even beat that! He brought three swords! And he's Gold 10! Ptooey!"

"What are we going to do now!"

[From Guan Hu's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Guan Hu...]

"I-It's fine! There's still a chance! That kid Wei Teng still has a trump card! He once used it to kill a Platinum 6 beast transformation!"

The expressions of the instructors were frozen. This situation had completely exceeded everyone's expectations!

Beside them, Tao Xinyi's face was flushed with excitement as she clenched her fists secretly!

Hehe!

See who still says our class's students aren't good enough! Jiang Nan! You're really amazing!

...

"Pwah!"

Wei Teng spat out a mouthful of blood, flew back more than ten meters, his body covered in wounds!

He still couldn't figure out why he was being cut to pieces by a scallion!

But his eyes were filled with determination!

He roared: "Jiang Nan! I still have one last move! This is my ultimate trump card!"

"After I use it, I'll be completely drained! If you can withstand this strike, I, Wei Teng, will be fully convinced!"

Jiang Nan's expression turned serious: "What a coincidence! I also have a big move! One swing of my scallion, and you might die!"

Wei Teng: ...

The same line, Jiang Nan had said it twice!

The first time, Wei Teng didn't believe it. Now he did!

[From Wei Teng's Resentment Value +1000!]

I don't care!

How could he possibly be killed by a scallion!

"Bring it on! Roooar!"

With a mighty roar, he gripped the blade with both hands!

A red glow began to emanate from Wei Teng's body as if all his power was converging into the blade!

The spirit blade Ghost Blade in his hand faintly emitted a crimson light!

At the same time, Jiang Nan held the scallion with both hands!

The spiritual energy in his body surged into the Big Green Onion Holy Sword!

The Big Green Onion Holy Sword came with a self-sacrifice technique!

It required filling it with spiritual energy to use. The system had hyped it up as incredible, and Jiang Nan himself wasn't sure!

Suddenly, the front half of the scallion leaves began to glow with green light!

As more spiritual energy poured in, the green light grew longer and longer!

Jiang Nan was shocked!

Was this thing rechargeable?

This was no different from the charging icon on a phone!

But he was also secretly alarmed. His spiritual energy was almost empty! And it was only 80% charged?

It consumed quite a bit of energy!

At this moment, Qi Yu and the others had their mouths wide open!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! The scallion is glowing!"

"It's not really Excalibur, is it?"

"What scallion? That's clearly a green lightsaber!"

"Is that you, Jedi Knight?"

Just then, Wei Teng roared explosively, channeling all his power into the Ghost Blade!

"Final Strike! One Blade Asura!"

In an instant, he became one with the blade, slicing through the air like a blood-red lightning bolt, charging fiercely at Jiang Nan!

Everyone held their breath for Jiang Nan!

And at that moment, the Big Green Onion Holy Sword in Jiang Nan's hand had finished charging!

What was there to hesitate about?

Chop him!

He couldn't help but shout: "Green Onion Sword Qi!"

"Daddy Dali takes me through~"

With all his strength, Jiang Nan swung the Big Green Onion Holy Sword diagonally!

In an instant, the space where the scallion passed seemed to twist!

A visible shockwave exploded outward with a piercing screech!

"Boom!"

Wei Teng's One Blade Asura was shattered without a doubt!

The shockwave slammed into his chest, sending him flying over a hundred meters and embedding him in the cliff face!

Rocks flew everywhere, and dust billowed!

On the cliff wall, a gully over 30 meters long and 3 meters deep had appeared!

The Big Green Onion Holy Sword in Jiang Nan's hand shattered into countless scallion blossoms, fluttering down like snowflakes!

The entire venue fell silent. Everyone was dumbfounded!

"N-No way! What the hell was that transparent thing that shot out just now? Was it sword energy?"

"Bullshit! Are you watching some ancient costume fantasy idol drama? That's called a shockwave!"

"Nonsense! It's sword energy! I heard the sword's cry!"

"What sword cry? That's the supersonic boom from breaking the sound barrier at high speed! It just sounds sharp!"

"Are you the physics class representative? Can you stop arguing with me? That was sword energy!"

"Does your family use a scallion to produce sword energy?"

"Uh... Jiang Nan's family can!"

Everyone gasped at the marks on the cliff!

The scallion was gone! What holy sword? It was just an ordinary scallion!

And Jiang Nan used it to produce sword energy?

How did he do that? It defied science!

Even Jiang Nan was startled by such immense power!

Awesome! The system wasn't just blowing smoke. This was way too fierce!

As for shame and embarrassment? That wasn't even an issue!

But Jiang Nan still put on a calm expression, looking deeply profound!

He walked over to Wei Teng!

Wei Teng was spitting large mouthfuls of blood, a massive sword scar狰狞 across his chest, tears streaming down his face!

He asked unwillingly: "H-How... how did you do it with a scallion... cough!"

Jiang Nan put his hands behind his back, tilted his head 45 degrees to gaze at the sky, his face full of melancholy!

"When the sword is in your heart, anything can be a sword!"

"Even a small branch picked up from the ground is a sword!"

"Little bro, you still have a long way to go!"

Wei Teng stared blankly at Jiang Nan, his eyes moist. The unwillingness in his face had vanished, replaced entirely by reverence!

This was a completely different realm from his!

This was a true immortal!

Jiang Nan was laughing inside. Nonsense about anything being a sword. Picking up a small branch wouldn't work at all!

It still had to be the Big Green Onion Holy Sword!

I just sang, danced, and rapped a little, that's all!

Mm... I pulled off that act pretty smoothly!

Give yourself a silent thumbs up!

Jiang Nan, you're super awesome!

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