# Chapter 414: The Big Power Song
I've pulled out my third blade, the one I've been saving at the bottom of my chest, to fight!
The Spirit Blade Ghostly Executioner!
And you pull out a giant scallion to duel me?
Humiliation! This is outright humiliation!
Wei Teng's face turned green with anger!
"Your sword technique is better than mine! But there's no need to insult me like this!"
"Are you trying to piss me to death?"
Damn! It's hard as hell to talk with a sword in my mouth!
Drool's dripping everywhere!
*Slurp~*
Jiang Nan's expression was solemn: "Nonsense! This is my EX Caliburn! Haven't you heard of the Holy Sword?"
"Let me tell you! This scallion of mine is damn impressive! One swing of this scallion, and everything's crap! It wipes out all enemies before me!"
"This is a battle with no suspense! You should just surrender!"
Jiang Nan was going crazy!
Come on! Why won't you just surrender already!
I've told you how awesome this scallion is!
Don't you have any common sense?
Don't make me attack!
I can't afford the embarrassment!
At this moment, Xia Yao, Zhong Yingxue, and everyone else had the exact same expression: (≖_≖)
This guy's brain must have been scrambled!
Just a moment ago on the road, you were eating several of those things!
Now you pull one out to fight someone, insisting it's Excalibur...
Is this guy an idiot?
It's like a little girl walking along, pulling out a magic wand, saying she's a Sailor Moon and about to transform!
Hmm? Seems like another weird analogy just got added to the list!
[From Wei Teng: Resentment Value +1000]
Go to hell with your Excalibur!
Wei Teng's eyes burned with fire, rage flooding the heavens: "Aaaaaah! I want your life!"
With that, he charged forward, blade raised, at an incredible speed!
Jiang Nan: !!!
I warned you like that, and you still want to fight?
Do I really have to use this?
But... but!
The Scallion Holy Sword requires a chant and sword technique to use!
Otherwise, it's just a damn scallion!
Seeing Wei Teng charging with his sword!
Jiang Nan's little face was flushed red, his eyes full of shyness!
He opened his mouth: "Ah~ la..."
Jiang Nan's face was burning red!
How the hell am I supposed to chant this!
This is even more embarrassing than Andrei's chant!
"Stop! Stop! Stop! Don't fight yet!"
Wei Teng, mid-charge, was forced to stop, almost coughing up blood!
Are you allowed to call a timeout in a fight?
"What? Going to switch weapons? Fine! I'll wait!"
Jiang Nan said grimly: "No... let me get in the mood first!"
Wei Teng: ???
What the hell do you mean "get in the mood"? Even if you start crying today, I'm still killing you!
[From Wei Teng: Resentment Value +1000]
At this moment, Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, and the others all looked at Jiang Nan in confusion!
Wondering what the hell he was up to!
Jiang Nan took a deep breath, as if he had made up his mind!
Screw it! What's there to be embarrassed about?
Going all out! As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's you who'll be embarrassed!
With his psychological preparation done, Jiang Nan's gaze was resolute!
He raised the Scallion Holy Sword, pointing it at Wei Teng's brow!
His other hand was on his hip!
Head tilted! One leg stepped forward!
His hips began to sway rhythmically, even his legs shaking to the beat!
He opened his mouth and sang:
"Ah~ la sao sao! Big Power di la di di~"
"La Big Power geng li sao~ ding dang mao~"
"Na li ba ba~ Big Power Big Power! Big Power li li li li li li sao~ ding dang mao~"
"Big Power ba li ba dai a lu~"
"Ta ba ta ba ta ba du du dai a lu~"
"Big Power ba li ba dai a lu~"
"Ta ba ta ba ta ba du du dai a lu~"
...
Along with the rhythm of the chant! The catchy beat!
The Scallion Holy Sword in Jiang Nan's hand swung back and forth to the rhythm!
As the chant came out, everyone's brains just crashed!
What the...
Is he actually singing now?
His little leg shaking? His waist twisting? His scallion swinging?
This is ridiculously flamboyant! Absolutely over-the-top!
"Pfft hahaha! What the hell is this? The Scallion Swinging Song?"
"Why did Nan Shen suddenly pull out a giant scallion and start singing the Scallion Swinging Song in the middle of a fight?"
"It's not the Scallion Swinging Song! It's clearly the Big Power Song!"
"Haha! Eh? Where's my head?"
"I can't take it! This melody is too catchy, too addictive!"
"Now all I have in my head is, la sao sao! Big Power ba ba~ ding dang mao! Eh? Why am I singing along?"
"What the hell is ding dang mao?!"
With the chant and sword technique, everyone was stunned!
Jiang Nan's face was steaming red with embarrassment!
I knew it!
This is humiliating to the point of explosion!
Aaaaaah!
Is the side effect of the Scallion Holy Sword supposed to make you so embarrassed you want to kill yourself?
If the system could absorb embarrassment points, Jiang Nan would be contributing 10 million right now!
At this moment, Zhong Yingxue and the others had pure excitement in their eyes!
Zhong Yingxue: "Ah~ Xiao Nan is so cute!"
Xia Yao: ꉂꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ*)
"Goose hahaha! Big Power ba ba! You're so flamboyant! I love it!"
Leng Yan blushed: "Brother Big Power? I'm in love!"
Ning Youyou: "How can there be such an adorable boy in this world?!"
Jiang Nan: !!!
No guy ever wants girls to call him cute!
This damn Scallion Holy Sword, give me back my wild youth!
[From Wei Teng: Resentment Value +1000]
[From Wei Teng: Resentment Value +1000]
What the hell!
Don't humiliate me like this!
Have you no respect for me?
This is a life-or-death duel. You call a timeout, fine!
Then you pull out a giant scallion, sing, and dance?
I just ~%?…;#*’☆℃$︿ ah!
"If I can't kill you today, I'll live stream myself doing an upside-down dragon breathing water!"
"One-slash iai! Full Moon Slash!"
The katana in his hand arced in a wide circle, slashing down fiercely. The blade's light was cold and clear, like a full moon!
At that moment, Jiang Nan moved!
His mouth sang: "Ah~ la sao sao! Big Power di la di di~"
"La Big Power geng li sao~ ding dang mao~"
He stepped forward, twisted his waist, and the Scallion Holy Sword in his hand went taut!
He swung it wildly at the full moon!
It traced a green sword arc through the air!
"Shua!"
Wei Teng: Σ(°口°|||)
Wei Teng's katana was cut through like tofu by the Scallion Holy Sword!
The broken blade spun and embedded into the ground!
A sword mark appeared on Wei Teng's arm, blood spurting everywhere!
Everyone was stunned, rubbing their eyes in disbelief!
What the hell? Is this for real?
A giant scallion easily cut through a steel katana?
And the giant scallion was perfectly fine!
What kind of principle is this!
This... this is unscientific!
Before anyone could react!
Jiang Nan chanted: "Na li ba ba~ Big Power Big Power! Big Power li li li li li li sao~ ding dang mao~"
He stepped with little quick steps, swiveled his hips, lifted his rear!
Did a 360-degree spin, swung the scallion!
Thirteen consecutive strikes in an instant!
Wei Teng's expression changed drastically. Instinctively, he raised his blade to block!
His broken katana was cut shorter and shorter, until only the handle remained!
Wei Teng's eyes went wide: ∑(❍ฺд❍ฺlll)
He stared blankly at the handle in his hand...
[From Wei Teng: Resentment Value +1000]
This is a katana!
Do you think you're slicing cucumbers?
And slicing it with a giant scallion?
Hahaha! I must be dreaming! This is all fake! Hahaha! Don't mind me! I'm not crazy!
This is unscientific!
Jiang Nan swung the giant scallion, took a step!
His expression was spirited!
"Big Power ba li ba dai a lu~"
"Ta ba ta ba ta ba du du dai a lu~"
"Hey! Take my scallion!"
The Scallion Holy Sword came down like Mount Tai, slashing with full force!
Wei Teng had no choice but to use his other hand to block with the katana!
And then...
Then the giant scallion cut it down!