Chapter 327: Sometimes Happiness Is Just That Simple! (Bonus Chapter!)

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Chapter 327: Sometimes Happiness Is Just That Simple! (Bonus Chapter!)

Chu Tianba exploded with rage right then and there!
What man could stay calm seeing that scene?
Teletubby antennas getting grabbed?
How could he endure that?

With his spiritual energy surging wildly, the entire tent exploded into shreds!
He threw a punch straight at Jiangnan!

After Jiangnan's unremitting efforts and exploration, he had finally found the treasure!
Just as he imagined!
Girls are so easy to predict!

Blocking Chu Tianba's incoming fist, Jiangnan snatched his antenna away and flung Su Die off!
Then he turned and ran!

Su Die shouted anxiously, "Ba! Chase him! That Teletubby stole our spirit beads!"

Chu Tianba: !!!
Hiding them so well, and he still found them?
Stealing in front of his face was bad enough!
But spirit beads too?

[Chu Tianba's Resentment +1000!]

"Stop right there, you green Teletubby!"
Without even putting on clothes, he chased after Jiangnan in just his shorts!

Su Die panicked, "Sleeping! Still sleeping? How do you keep watch?"
"You didn't even notice a Teletubby sneaking into the tent?"

Fang Yun and Liu Chong were bewildered!
Huh?
Teletubby?
Are you sleep-talking?
Did you mistake a dream for reality or something?

Su Die stomped her foot in frustration:
"What are you standing there for? Why aren't you chasing?"

The two were completely confused, but still crawled out of their sleeping bags, put on shorts, and gave chase!

While running, Jiangnan glanced at the small bag inside.
It held more than fifty spirit beads!
He couldn't help cackling with joy and ran even faster.

Meanwhile, the resentment never stopped pouring in.

At this point, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao watched Jiangnan being chased.
They were totally speechless.

Xia Yao pouted, "He can obviously beat them, so why is Xiao Nan running?"

Zhong Yingxue covered her face, "Don't you think he's enjoying it?"

Wu Liang, "Brother Nan's hobbies are indeed... unique."

Chu Tianba and the others had chased far out, but had long lost sight of Jiangnan.
"Damn it! Just let me find out who you are!"

Back at the camp!
A green Teletubby appeared again!

Su Die's eyes went wide, "Ah! You... you!"
"Bam!"
Before she could finish, Su Die collapsed under Jiangnan's big gold brick!

Jiangnan eagerly packed up everything in Chu Tianba's camp and stuffed it into his alternate dimension.
He didn't even leave a single tent peg behind!

With a teleport, he was back beside Zhong Yingxue, his eyes glittering with excitement, "I'm so happy! Let's go! Next one!"

Wu Liang covered his face.
Is your happiness built on others' misery?

Xia Yao got a bit excited, "I want to experience that kind of happiness too!"
"Hehe! You'll be next!"

...

Chu Tianba and his two companions stormed back to their camp!
And then they froze!
Their jaws nearly hit the ground!
There was absolutely nothing left!

If Su Die hadn't been lying face-down spread-eagle, Chu Tianba might have thought he'd come to the wrong spot!

The night wind blew, and a tumbleweed rolled across the grass!
So desolate!

Three guys, wearing nothing but shorts, hugged their shoulders and shivered in the wind!
This night was especially cold!
Their hearts were even colder!
No one would believe it if they told them!
They got cucked by a green Teletubby, and robbed on top of that!
The only property they had left were the shorts on their bodies...

[Chu Tianba's Resentment +1000!]
[Fang Yun's Resentment +1000!]
[Liu Chong's Resentment +1000!]
...

That night was destined to be restless!

Jiangnan and his team of five Teletubbies used their invisibility time wisely!
They raided the camps of four teams!

Xia Yao had tasted Jiangnan's happiness and was thoroughly addicted!

As for Zhong Yingxue, she initially refused. But under Jiangnan's coaxing, she did something bad for the first time!

Now!
The five Teletubbies ran under the rising sun!
Zhong Yingxue carried the little bag, her pretty face flushed with excitement!
"Hehe! So thrilling! So exciting! So happy!"

Wu Liang carried sleeping bags and a tent!
Xia Yao had a wok on her back!
Jiangnan cradled Xiao Mila and grinned, "Sometimes, happiness is just that simple!"

Behind them, four grown men chased wildly!
Sweating profusely, almost going crazy!
"Hey! You Teletubbies, stop right there!"
"Stop! Stop right now!"
"Can you leave us at least something? Leave the wok! What use would you have for it?"
"You're inhuman! Don't run!"

Xia Yao turned back, "No, no, no! Nyeh nyeh nyeh~"

Jiangnan gave her a thumbs up!
"Da Lang Mie! You've already grasped a few essential points!"
"Awesome!"

The resentment in the system never stopped refreshing!
And it was continuous!

By now, the live-stream audience was completely losing it!
"Hahahaha! I bow down! This guy is just messing around, isn't he?"
"So wicked!"
"Stealing the spirit beads is one thing, but not even leaving the pots, bowls, and camping gear? Ruthless!"
"Teletubby bandits? You ruined my childhood!"
"Nan Shen isn't here for the spirit beads at all... He just wants to troll people! None of these teams can beat him!"

Even though they didn't understand why Jiangnan and his team occasionally disappeared for a while, then reappeared to be chased, they assumed it was Jiangnan's teleportation tricks.

In just a few days, 13 teams had been hit!
Every time they met each other, they were like fellow villagers—both crying and hugging!

A rumor spread through the Yulong Lingxu about a group of thieves wearing Teletubby costumes who robbed everyone in sight!
Nobody knew which bunch of heartless bastards they were!
Always appearing suddenly in camps, stealing everything, and running away!
Running incredibly fast—impossible to catch!
And when it seemed they were about to run out of steam, those Teletubbies would stop and wait for you to catch up!
How infuriating!

All the teams in Yulong Lingxu were now on edge!
Nobody dared sleep at night, guarding their spirit beads with all their might!
Only one day remained in the All-Star Competition!
They couldn't lose their beads now!

Meanwhile, Qi Yu and Ye Xinghe had teamed up. Two Gold ranks working together!
After half a month of hunting, their haul was impressive!

Qi Yu: "You're totally insane! You've slept less than 24 hours in 14 days! Do you have to push so hard?"

Ye Xinghe took a deep breath: "I must be champion."
But when he looked at the bag of spirit beads, he still felt insecure.

Qi Yu licked his lips excitedly: "How about we fight for it? Winner takes all the beads?"
Qi Yu didn't care about the rankings anymore. He had already gained enough from the All-Star Competition.

Ye Xinghe smiled: "You know the result. Why bother fighting?"

Qi Yu curled his lip: So cocky again?
"One day left. Want me to help you farm some more?"

Ye Xinghe shook his head: "No more farming. I need to sleep and save my energy."
He knew the only obstacle to becoming champion was Jiangnan!
Defeat him, and the championship was his!
The reason he had worked so hard to collect beads was to have bargaining power when facing Jiangnan!
He had no idea about Jiangnan's situation, but Ye Xinghe knew that someone like Jiangnan would thrive no matter where he went!
This battle was to give himself an answer.
And to show Ye Daotian, and the higher-ups!
He, Ye Xinghe, was stronger than Jiangnan!

Just then, a message appeared on his satellite wristband:
"24 hours before the competition ends. All contestants, please gather at the foot of the Snowy Mountain!"