Chapter 326: Let Go! Don't Pull My Antenna
The four big ones and one small Teletubby were back on the road!
Swaggering through the Jade Dragon Spirit Ruins!
They showed no fear at all, treating it like their own backyard!
Even a goose's strut wasn't as arrogant as Jiangnan's!
And this scene was captured entirely by the Heavenly Eye System!
The bullet comments in the livestream room heated up again!
"Pfft hahaha! Why did Nan Shen and his team put on the battle suits again?"
"That little one is way too cute!"
"Makka Pakka! Akka! Wakka! Mikka! Makka! Moo~"
"Bro above! That's In the Night Garden! You're mixing up channels, dammit!"
"The competition is nearing its end. Why aren't Nan Shen and his team anxious?"
"Anxious? Which team has more spirit beads than Nan Shen now?"
"I just want to know, what is Nan Shen up to this time?"
"Don't worry! Nan Shen has never let us down!"
After putting on the Teletubby battle suits, the audience's passion was reignited!
Those media platforms were almost in love with Jiangnan!
The ratings for this All-Star Game have already far exceeded last year's by more than double!
Even top-tier trending celebrities aren't as popular as Jiangnan!
Just when everyone was expecting Jiangnan's tricky moves!
The five Teletubbies disappeared while walking!
Even the Heavenly Eye couldn't find them, and the screen was full of question marks!
All the viewers were dumbfounded! How could they disappear?
……
"Boom!"
Countless mud tendrils lifted a Gold Three Star Mountain-Opening Rhinoceros and slammed it down hard!
With a loud crash, the Mountain-Opening Rhinoceros fell silent.
On the ground lay three dead Gold-rank spirit beasts.
Chu Tianba stood on the rhinoceros, panting heavily.
Below, Su Die's eyes were full of hearts: "Ba! You're awesome!"
Liu Chong: "Haha! Even Jiangnan and his team can't have more harvest than us, right?"
Fang Yun: "Huh! That idiot? How can he compare to our Brother Ba? Jiangnan he..."
"Slap!"
Fang Yun's face tilted, his head buzzing, and he rubbed his cheek.
Why do I feel like someone slapped me?
An illusion?
Chu Tianba looked smug: "Continue! I'm listening!"
Fang Yun: "Jiangnan..."
"Slap!"
Another slap, Fang Yun's eyes bulged, and he covered his face with a look like he'd seen a ghost.
"Someone slapped me!"
Chu Tianba rolled his eyes: "Where is there anyone else? Who slapped you?"
Liu Chong curled his lip: "Stop being paranoid!"
Fang Yun was anxious: "Look! My face is red!"
Liu Chong: "F*ck? It's really red! The wind is strong today!"
Fang Yun: ???
Bullsh*t the wind is strong!
Can the wind on your face really produce the effect of a slap?
Chu Tianba said impatiently: "Stop dawdling! Hurry up and take out the spirit beads!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a dagger and dug out the Mountain-Opening Rhinoceros's spirit bead.
"Die! Catch!"
Then he tossed it to Su Die.
Su Die was reaching out to catch: "Ba! Throw it!"
"I already threw it to you!"
Su Die was stunned: "Where did you throw it to me?"
Chu Tianba laughed: "Little naughty! Are you messing with your Ba? So bad!"
Su Die: ???
Who the f*ck is messing with you!
I really didn't catch it!
Chu Tianba thought Su Die was joking with him, so he went to take out another spirit bead.
"This time! Catch it well!"
Gently, he tossed it towards Su Die.
The spirit bead drew a parabola in the air and then disappeared.
Su Die looked as if she had seen a ghost.
Did this damn spirit bead grow legs?
How could it disappear?
Chu Tianba was also confused, quickly dug out the last spirit bead, clutched it tightly in his hand, and ran to Su Die.
He opened his hand wide.
Under the gaze of both of them, the spirit bead vanished with a whoosh.
Chu Tianba: ???
Su Die was also dumbfounded, rubbed her eyes in disbelief.
It really disappeared!
Su Die was full of admiration: "Wow! Ba! You're amazing! When did you learn magic?"
"You acted so realistic, you even fooled me just now!"
"How did you do it? Where did you hide it? Tell me quickly!"
Chu Tianba: ???
I know no magic at all!
The spirit bead just vanished into thin air!
It's really eerie!
But seeing Su Die's admiring expression, Chu Tianba got excited: "How could I tell you? Pretty amazing, right?"
Su Die: "Hehe! Ba is really awesome!"
Jiangnan, standing beside them, was speechless!
You really have no sense of timing or place when showing off!
You even take advantage of this to climb up?
Chu Tianba was also a bit suspicious, how did the spirit beads disappear?
Was it all for nothing this afternoon?
"Die! You've collected all the spirit beads we got, right?"
Su Die patted her chest: "Ba! Rest assured!"
As it got dark, the team began to set up camp.
They didn't have an alternate dimension like Jiangnan.
Their equipment was simple.
Two tents and four sleeping bags.
After a day of busy work, Chu Tianba and Su Die both slept soundly.
Fang Yun kept watch, while Liu Chong slept.
In the nearby bushes, a few Teletubbies were crouching.
"Xiao Nan! Do we really have to steal? Can't we just take it by force?"
"Right, right!"
Wu Liang raised his horse-slaying blade and was about to charge.
Jiangnan grabbed him.
"Rude! Fighting and killing is no good. Watch me!"
Stealing spirit beads gives much more resentment points than grabbing them, and it's more exciting!
As he spoke, he pinched his antenna to enter stealth.
He directly teleported toward the tent.
Inside the tent, Chu Tianba and Su Die were both fast asleep.
Jiangnan grinned.
Do you think I don't know where you hid the spirit beads?
Years of experience tell me! They must be hidden in Su Die's bosom!
Jiangnan crouched down and unzipped Su Die's sleeping bag.
He directly began treasure hunting.
Su Die was half-asleep, mumbling in her dream: "Ba! Don't fool around~"
Jiangnan: ???
Who's fooling around with you?
I'm looking for treasure, alright?
So he searched more seriously.
Su Die groggily: "Alright, alright! I'm really convinced. Just hurry up! I'm so sleepy~"
In her daze, she hooked one arm around the Teletubby's neck, grabbed its antenna with the other hand, and rolled over to pin the Teletubby down.
Jiangnan: ???
What do you mean 'hurry up'?
Let go!
Don't pull my antenna!
Su Die didn't even open her eyes.
"Hmm~ What is this thing?"
Groggy Su Die felt she had grabbed something fuzzy and instinctively squeezed it.
Jiangnan: !!!
The next moment, a green Teletubby suddenly appeared in the tent.
Seeing this pinned Teletubby, Su Die was completely stunned.
This... what the f*ck is this?
Not my Ba?
[Resentment Value from Su Die +1000!]
Looking to the side,
Chu Tianba groggily sat up and rubbed his eyes: "Die, what's wrong? If you're sleepy, just sleep. Why are you calling me?"
Before he could finish,
Chu Tianba's eyes nearly popped out.
He saw Su Die lying on top of a green Teletubby.
And that Teletubby was still seriously treasure hunting...
[Resentment Value from Chu Tianba +1000!]
In an instant! He felt that his head was even greener than this green Teletubby!
And right in front of me?
This really doesn't treat me like a person!
"Aiyo f*ck! Su Die!"
"You actually fooled around with a Teletubby? Rather be with a Teletubby than with me?"
"I, Chu Tianba, am less than a Teletubby?"
[Resentment Value from Chu Tianba +1000!]
Su Die panicked: "Ba! Listen to me explain! It's not what you think!"
"I thought it was you! That's why..."
Chu Tianba: !!!
"Where the f*ck do I look like this Teletubby?"
"Aaaaaah! Get off him!"
[Resentment Value from Chu Tianba +1000!]
However, Jiangnan kept searching with his hands.
With a calm expression: "Let go! Don't pull my antenna!"
[Resentment Value from Chu Tianba +1000!]
His eyes turned red: "Having quite a wild time? Even pulling antennas?"
"Watch me pull it off!"