Chapter 2686: The Hottest Broadcast in the Starry Sky with Full Listenership?
But everyone's gaze toward Di Chou had already turned strange!
Yu Gen, Tian Lv, Liu Ren, and the others all stared at Di Chou in shock!
Good grief, you really know how to play, don't you?
You can't even spare someone else's wife? You've always been eating from someone else's pot?
And skimming off seventy percent of the take? That's a ruthless move, isn't it?
Qian Li widened his eyes:
(๑•̌口•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "Di Chou? Is this true?"
Di Chou panicked, cold sweat beading on his forehead:
(‧̣̥̇͡⚆ㅂ͡⚆) "No! Absolutely not, don't listen to Jiangnan's wild accusations! How can you believe an enemy's words?"
"I, Di Chou, have always been a fair and strict elder, a good husband who takes care of his family!"
"Jiangnan is just talking nonsense!"
Jiangnan immediately broadcasted:
Σ(((＞(°～°〃) "Everyone, don't doubt the authenticity of the secrets revealed by your caring Nan Nan. Those who watched the Sequence Offensive and Defensive Battle live know I just drank a Deadly Green Club. When drunk, I speak the truth—100% honest words!"
"The secrets I spill are truer than real gold!"
"Di Chou is definitely a good husband who takes care of his family—he just takes care of other people's families, right?"
(*ﾟﾛﾟ) "Ohohoho~ This... this is too brilliant! So Di Chou had a shady relationship with Yu Gen's wife? Every time Yu Gen taught him a lesson, he'd go teach Yu Gen's wife a lesson at night to get back at him?"
"Oh my god, can't bear to watch, can't bear to watch!"
Jiangnan's exposé spread across the entire starry sky through the War Horn, and everyone heard it!
Now the whole starry sky audience completely exploded!
(งᵒ̌ꇴᵒ̌)ง Th-this... this is too exciting, isn't it?
Di Chou's really something, huh?
But at this moment, Di Chou's face had turned as pale as snow. He felt a murderous gaze directed at him!
Yu Gen's face was green with rage!
(ꐦ͡ʘ益͡ʘ)σ "Di! Chou! Is this true?"
Di Chou was completely flustered:
੧੧(•́﹏•̀‧̣̥̇) "No! He's lying! Really, it's not true! How could I..."
Jiangnan immediately twisted the knife:
(〃՞ꇴ՞) "Di Chou knows it clearly in his heart—Feijie has three moles arranged in a triangle below her chest!"
"Everything I, Big Horn Jiang, say is absolutely true. If it's false, may I be struck by lightning!"
Di Chou: (இ益இ|||)!!!
Damn it! How did Jiangnan know?
Not more than five people knew about this! H-he...
Yu Gen's forehead veins bulged:
(ꐦథ益థ)σ "Damn it! Di Chou! No wonder the day after I scolded you, you'd be all refreshed and smug the next day!"
"So during the day I scold you, and at night you scold my wife? I'll cut you down!"
He no longer doubted Jiangnan's nonsense at all. They had studied the effects of the Deadly Green Club!
And his wife's name really was Feijie! The location of the moles matched too!
A swift slash suddenly appeared beside Di Chou. Luckily, he dodged quickly, or that sword would have split him open.
Di Chou turned and ran, knowing he couldn't hide it anymore:
ﾚ(͡⚆﹏͡⚆;)ﾍ "Brother Yu Gen! Calm down! Calm down, please! It wasn't me who initiated it! Your wife came to me! She said you're getting old and don't cut it anymore. I didn't do anything—I just helped you take care of her!"
Yu Gen was already furious:
(ง艹益艹)ง "Aaaah! Say that again! Shameless bastard! If I, Yu Gen, don't kill you today, I swear I'm not a Bose!"
"My wife needs you to take care of her? Die!"
At this moment, Yu Gen didn't care about anything else. Now the entire starry sky knew he was inadequate and had been cuckolded!
Face? Where is there any face left?
If he let Di Chou go, what dignity would he have left in the starry sky?
Di Chou was fleeing for his life, dodging Yu Gen's attacks!
Just then, an ordinary-looking Bose female appeared, pointing at Di Chou's nose and cursing:
(*꒦ິ口꒦ີ)☛ "You damned bastard! I was home taking care of the kids, and this broadcast shouted in my ear!"
"We shared hardships, weathered storms together. I was a good wife and finally made it through. Now that we've made it, you cheat? And with so many?"
"I said, why don't you come home every night? Am I not good enough for you? What's so great about other men's wives?"
Di Chou's face turned even greener. How did you get here too?
(っ°Д°;)っ "Wife? Let me explain! I only made the mistakes all men make. I still love you!"
Jiangnan quickly added:
(˵ಡ3ಡ˵) "Now, caring Nan Nan will relay Di Chou's inner thoughts..."
"You old cabbage-face, I get sick just looking at you. You have no romance at all. How could you compare to other men's wives? There are thousands of beauties in the world—why cling to one flower?"
[From Di Chou: Resentment +1010!]
Di Chou spat out a mouthful of blood. How does he know everything I'm thinking?
(꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ|||) "Shut up! Shut your mouth!"
But Di Chou's wife was furious too: "You called me an old cabbage-face? I'll scratch you to death! Scratch you to death!"
So she joined the chase against Di Chou!
Chaos had completely erupted!
Qian Li glared: "Enough! All of you stop! Family scandals shouldn't be aired! Haven't you made enough of a joke?"
"Everyone, stop!"
But Yu Gen's eyes were red with rage:
(งཀ益ཀ)ง "Lord Qian Li, don't blame me for disobeying orders! Di Chou has gone too far!"
"Today, it's either him or me!"
The enraged Yu Gen was unstoppable!
Liu Ren and Tian Lv looked at Yu Gen with sympathy. Who would have thought?
(՞ټ՞)(՞ټ՞) Tsk tsk tsk~
But they couldn't help laughing inside. Yu Gen's face was completely lost!
Jiangnan clicked his tongue:
(｡･ˇ̫ˇ･) "You guys are laughing now? Are you sure Di Chou hasn't cuckolded you too?"
"I, Big Horn Jiang, rarely admire anyone. One is the paragon Bo Deng, and the other is Di Chou!"
"A man who single-handedly cuckolded the entire Bose Elder Council? The invincible Starry Sky Cuckold King—Di Chou is truly strong!"
At this moment, Liu Ren and Tian Lv were frozen solid!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)…
Qian Li: ???
He immediately pulled out a sword from the void!
\=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞]=¤٩(´థ益థ)☛ "Did you do it with mine too..."
Di Chou shook his head frantically:
(ﾟ﹏ﾟ‧̣̥≡‧̣̥ﾟ﹏ﾟ) "No no no... Yours, I really didn't! How would I dare?"
Tian Lv: !!!
(ꐦ｀益´) "So you mean you did do it with ours?"
Liu Ren roared: "Di Chou! Die!"
"How long has it been? I just want to know if the child is mine!"
Di Chou was completely done for. There wasn't a single member of the Elder Council who didn't want to kill him!
They had thought Di Chou was the last to join the council, the least senior, with mediocre talent and skill—just a little brother.
But who knew he was the hidden big brother? He hadn't spared a single one!
Di Chou was about to crack apart! It was over!
(;´༎ຶ益༎ຶ`)☛ "Jiangnan! I'll kill you!"
Jiangnan grinned slyly:
(΄◞ิ⥎◟ิ‵) "Eh? Come in here and hit me then! If you enter the Sea of Star Embers, you'll break the rules. Come on, hit me, hit me!"
[From Di Chou: Resentment +1010!]
[From Di Chou...]
With Jiangnan's exposé, a drama of the year unfolded!
The entire starry sky boiled over, with people everywhere discussing it!
(*ﾟﾛﾟ) "Sss—this is a huge scandal! I didn't know their circle was this messy! Di Chou is really something—he's not picky at all! As long as it's in someone else's pot?"
(ﾉ)ಡ3ಡ) "Hehehe~ He said he didn't touch Qian Li's, but who knows? Given Di Chou's track record, better to kill by mistake than let one go, right? Otherwise, he wouldn't deserve the title Starry Sky Cuckold King!"
"Is this the world of the big shots? 'Your Secret, My Heart' is really strong! Caring Nan Nan, can you spill more secrets? We want to hear more!"
٩(๑•̀ꇴ•́๑)۶ "More! More!"
At this moment, the competition broadcast on the Stellar Network was flooded with green "Want more!" comments!
As soon as the broadcast program aired, it had already exploded across the starry sky. It was incredibly popular!
In terms of listenership, "Your Secret, My Heart" was absolutely the undisputed number one in the starry sky!
Whether Di Chou could survive was still a question. Ram had already been condemned by thousands!
After all, he was a scumbag who sent his wife to climb the ranks!
This was a starry-sky-level social death. Even though the Bose race was the overlord of the starry sky, they couldn't suppress the news!
They couldn't kill everyone in the starry sky!
Unless they changed the starry sky!
Ram's face was green:
(绿༎ຶ益༎ຶ) "Jiangnan! Damn you, Jiangnan! I, Ram, will never coexist with you!"
Jiangnan curled his lips:
(˵¯͒⥎¯͒) "What does it have to do with me? I, Big Horn Jiang, am just stating the facts!"
"I'm just bringing the secrets hidden in your heart out for the whole starry sky to hear, so everyone can help you keep the secret. That way, the secret will be better kept, right?"
"I'm helping you, aren't I? Everyone, am I right?"
The comments section was flooded with "Ah, right, right, right!" and "Want more!"
[From Ram: Resentment +1010!]
[From Ram...]
The whole starry sky knew now—what secret was there left to keep?
Jiangnan, you damn bastard!
Jiangnan cleared his throat:
(͡°ก͡°) "Since everyone wants to hear secrets so badly, I, caring Nan Nan, must satisfy the audience's demand!"
Then he looked at Tian Li and Tiffany!
The two were terrified. Does Jiangnan know our secrets too?
Startled, they quickly erected hundreds of layers of defense—Dimension Spheres, Dimension Walls!
They even hid directly in the fourth dimension!
But secrets, the moment you think about them, they're exposed. Jiangnan just needs a glance!
(｡･ˇﾛˇ･) "Tsk tsk tsk—there is something! Tiffany has been able to sit firmly as the Lord of First Light mainly because she's kept the Elder Council well-served. She's quite the social butterfly~"
"Oh ho~ Based on Tiffany's experience, Yu Gen really isn't good enough!"
"Unexpected! The eight Star Devourers of the Bose Elder Council are all kindred spirits? Impressive, impressive!"
Tiffany's face was red to the point of bleeding!
(⑉≥口≤⑉) "Aaaah! Shut up! Jiangnan! Shut your mouth! Don't bring this kind of thing out into the open!"
"I beg you! Shut up! Ram, look at the mess you've caused!"