Chapter 2685: Caring Big Nan Nan
Qian Li was also smiling at this moment. He never expected that Rum, who had taken Xing Luo's place, would be this outstanding!
He could be relied on at a critical moment?
There was definitely potential for development. Now the pressure was on Jiangnan!
Didn't he want to save the slave races?
Would he save them or not?
Tian Li and Ti Funi both gave Rum a thumbs up!
Not bad, promising!
Rum's face was full of smugness. The angrier Jiangnan got, the more it proved he had hit a nerve!
Once Jiangnan gave ground, the initiative would be on their side!
(✡¯͒↼¯͒) "Time's almost up. Have you considered..."
(´ﾟωﾟ)っ(#꒪ͦ)3●#) "Pwah~"
Before he could finish, Jiangnan slammed a punch into Nai Luo's stomach, nearly killing him!
After hitting, he provocatively looked at Rum~
(๑◔↼◔ิ)✧
Rum's expression stiffened, but he still said:
=͟͟͞͞(꒪一꒪‧̣̥̇) "Are you..."
"Smack, smack, smack!" ×2!
Jiangnan gave Nai Luo a ten-hit combo across the face, sending him swaying left and right!
Rum grit his teeth: "There's still half..."
"Boom boom boom!"
Jiangnan's nail punches blurred into afterimages, hammering Nai Luo wildly, making him vomit jelly-like substance!
He was completely frantic, glaring hatefully at Rum:
(#థ)益●#) "Would you just shut up already?! Don't you know that every time you speak, Jiangnan hits me? And you still talk?"
"Are you doing this on purpose? Rum! There's no way you treat a brother like this!"
Jiangnan nodded in agreement:
(°～°〃) "That's right! Tell him to apologize to me!"
Nai Luo's eyes bulged: (#งథ)益●#)ง "Apologize to Boss Nan quickly!"
He didn't want to say it either, but if he didn't, he'd get beaten!
He felt that he hadn't been beaten this much in his entire life as he had today!
Rum's expression froze. After all, he and Nai Luo were colleagues, working together day in and day out, so it wouldn't be good to go too far.
(￢﹏￢٥) "Um... Isn't this to get you guys out? Don't worry! Jiangnan doesn't dare kill you. If he kills you, he'll only lose his leverage!"
"You'll just get beaten up, right? Just bear with it!"
Nai Luo's eyes were practically shooting fire. What do you mean, "just bear with it"? It's easy for you to say since you're not the one getting beaten!
So Jiangnan hit him even harder. Feeling that beating him by hand was tiring, he directly hung Nai Luo up with vine weapons and started whipping him!
A literal hanging beating!
Nai Luo thrashed wildly, screaming like a pig being slaughtered:
(#)༎ຶ口༎ຶ(#) "Apologize! Apologize to Boss Nan, will you?! Rum, there's no brother like you who screws over your own! ~%?…;#*'!"
But Rum still wouldn't back down:
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "Jiangnan! Don't try to shift the focus. I've made it very clear. Are you swapping or not?"
"Otherwise... I'll start killing!"
Yet Jiangnan remained completely at ease:
╮(•́ω•̀)╭ "Haven't I made my attitude clear enough? Your people are in my hands! And you don't have equivalent leverage!"
"What makes you think eighteen Star Warriors can threaten me? An hour ago, I didn't even know them. We're not related. Whether they live or die makes no difference to me. Sorry, the leverage doesn't match!"
"Also, even though you can't threaten me, I still hate being threatened. You've upset me? Then there's no way I'm letting you feel good!"
"You said I don't dare kill hostages? Hah~ They were freebies anyway. So what if I kill them?"
With that, the vine weapon yanked, tearing off Nai Luo's limbs!
Nai Luo rolled his eyes in pain, letting out a scream like a stuck pig:
(இ益இ(#) "Rum! I'll fuck your mother!"
Jiangnan grinned: "Brothers! We don't need too many chips. Kill some for me!"
Jiangnan's orders were absolute!
The Carbon Alliance army directly began brutal beatings of the hostages, not caring if they died!
Xiao Chuihuo even took the God-Slaying Blade and started slicing Bose bodies one by one!
Screams echoed far and wide!
Jiangnan was still smiling:
(˵¯͒⥎¯͒˵) "Oh, and one more thing~ You all could have lived. But because Rum made me unhappy, you were killed. Remember to hate Rum, not me!"
"Your deaths are entirely because of Rum's cleverness!"
Qian Li's expression stiffened, and Rum's face turned extremely ugly!
He didn't expect Jiangnan to turn the tables so quickly!
That damned Jiangnan was ruthless enough!
Yang Jian's eyes narrowed. Oh? Choosing not to give up the initiative? That's Jiangnan for you, never exposing his weaknesses to the enemy!
You're tough? Then I'll be tougher!
Now the Matter Alliance was panicking. The Immortal Kingdom and Ming Sha looked at Rum with hatred!
It's all your fault for running your mouth! Now Jiangnan is furious!
But Rum knew he couldn't back down even more.
He sneered: "You think only you can kill? Then let's hurt each other! I don't believe you don't care about the eighteen Star Warriors!"
"I'll have my people slaughter the clans one by one, and let the Star Warrior Corps watch closely!"
He was about to act, but Jiangnan rolled his eyes:
(꒪ั～꒪ั*) "You really think you're something. Looks like I need to use my trump card to teach you a lesson!"
"I didn't want to use this move yet, but you forced me! Rum forced me!"
With that, he directly pulled out a monkey biscuit, stuffed it in his mouth, and ate it. His eyes immediately turned golden!
For some reason, when Wu Liang saw Jiangnan eat the monkey biscuit, a chill ran down his spine!
The Carbon Alliance's Peach Garden was probably going to suffer now~
Everyone didn't understand what kind of trick Jiangnan was up to.
Then Jiangnan's expression turned serious. He immediately pulled out the War Horn and set it to World Speaker Mode!
His eyes gleamed as he looked at Rum, and even his voice turned into a deep, magnetic broadcast tone:
Σ(((＞(ಠĹ̯ಠ˵) "Hello, brothers and sisters of the Starry Sky Races, young and old! We now interrupt with a family-friendly radio program!"
"Welcome to 'Your Secrets, My Heart.' The good Nan Nan is me, and I am Jiang the Loudspeaker!"
"This program is exclusively sponsored by the Carbon Alliance. I am your host, Caring Big Nan Nan, and the radio DJ, Suo Na!"
With that, he pointed at Suo Na and put the horn to Suo Na's mouth.
Suo Na instantly knew what Jiangnan meant!
After all, voice acting was his specialty!
(♫◔ꇴ◔ิ) "Ding ding ding ding~ ding ding~"
A very formal news opening theme was sung by Suo Na, making the atmosphere even more serious!
The sound echoed in everyone's ears under the starry sky, as if spoken right next to you!
At this moment, no matter what you were doing under the starry sky, as long as you were alive, you could hear it!
Even gouging out your ears wouldn't help!
The entire starry sky was stunned. What the hell is 'Your Secrets, My Heart'?
Since when did such a radio program exist?
You can't choose not to listen?
Holy heck, Jiang the Loudspeaker. And that DJ, can you put a little more effort into your voice acting? What's with the 'ding ding'?
The resentment points were already skyrocketing!
But Jiangnan didn't care. He was just broadcasting a show. What's wrong with that? He wasn't even insulting anyone!
As for Rum and the others, they were about to collapse!
We're in the middle of negotiations! Why are you suddenly becoming a radio host?
This doesn't connect at all!
He couldn't figure out how Jiangnan's brain was wired.
Jiangnan continued:
(˵ಠĹ̯ಠ˵) "We are honored to have the Holy Star Star Lord of the Bose Clan, Rum, as the secret confidant for this episode!"
"As everyone knows, after Xing Luo stepped down, Rum took over as Holy Star Star Lord. Haven't you ever wondered why it's Rum?"
"Is it the distortion of human nature? Or the decay of morality? Let's step into Rum's inner world and hear his story!"
Now, all the listeners across the starry sky became interested, no longer full of resentment!
After all, for them, big shots like Rum were at the level of star domain overlords, very well-known!
And the secrets of the big shots? Who wouldn't be interested?
This was all great gossip for after meals!
After all, the essence of life is gossip! No one is not interested in gossip and eating melons!
No one!
Rum panicked, feeling guilty:
(•́益•̀٥) "You're full of shit! I became Holy Star Star Lord because of my performance and excellent abilities!"
"You're the one with decayed morality!"
But Jiangnan's eyes flashed gold, and he immediately gasped, understanding everything!
That's how people are. When you tell them a secret, they can't help but think of that secret!
Naturally, the monkey biscuit could see through their inner thoughts!
Jiangnan exclaimed:
(๑ʘ̅дʘ̅๑) "This... this is really huge gossip! I never expected it, never expected it!"
"Brothers, listen to me! The power behind the Holy Star faction's elders is Di Chou. He has the final say on who becomes Holy Star Star Lord!"
"Rum knew that Xing Luo's downfall was his golden opportunity, so he planned to bribe Di Chou. He found out that Di Chou's hobby has always been other people's wives!"
"He doesn't even want virgin girls, because other people's are the best! And Rum, to climb the ranks, actually... actually sent his own stunningly beautiful wife to Di Chou... tsk tsk tsk~"
"He even told his wife, 'If you love me, you should support me. What's a little sacrifice?' He gaslighted her! He gaslighted his own wife!"
Rum panicked, his face full of horror:
(✡థ益థ)σ "How did you... tsk! It's not like that! Don't listen to his lies! He's making it all up!"
But no matter how much Rum shouted until his throat was hoarse, he couldn't make the entire starry sky hear him!
Jiangnan exclaimed again:
(งᵒ̌◊ᵒ̌)ง "What a thrilling secret development! Not only that, Rum also agreed with Di Chou that after taking office, 70% of the oil he extracted from the Star Lord position would go to Di Chou!"
"And he also promised to find other people's wives for Di Chou, a different one every day! And since taking office, he's already collected quite a few! Holy crap! I didn't expect Di Chou to be a Cao thief too!"
"Who knew we'd dig up such huge gossip about the star-swallowing big shot Di Chou?"
Rum was completely frantic:
(งஇ益இ)ง "Bullshit! Nonsense! You're talking nonsense! There is no such damn agreement!"
Damn it! How did Jiangnan know?
Holy shit! Everything is exposed!
Now the entire starry sky knows!
At this moment, who knows how many people's gazes were fixed on Di Chou!
Di Chou also panicked, his old face turning red, pointing at Jiangnan and cursing:
(‧̣̥̇͡⚆益͡⚆)☛ "He's slandering me! He's slandering me!"