Chapter 2656: This Is Definitely Not My Alt Account
As a member of the Carbon Alliance, Qing Ke felt it was her duty to contribute her own strength!
It was then that Wang Youzhi remembered how Qing Ke's word spirit had tormented Jiangnan so badly back in the day, forcing him to eat Little Cherry and word spirit gum at the same time just to fight back head-on.
Since he himself had ended up in a mess, letting Qing Ke give it a try wouldn't hurt either.
One more mouth to curse for him was better than doing it alone!
So, trembling, he handed a war horn to Qing Ke.
Qing Ke's beautiful face tightened, and her aura surged sharply.
As a Child of Destiny bearing the inheritance of who knows how many big shots, her strength was by no means weak!
After all, she was someone who had made Jiangnan suffer before.
Qing Ke immediately declared:
(∗❛ั◠❛∗) "Great Divine Word Art: Word Spirit! Activate!"
"Matter Alliance warriors, trip over your own left foot and your right foot!"
The moment these words left her lips, a golden bubble formed at the corner of her mouth and burst with a bang!
The sound echoed across the starry sky through the war horn.
The warriors charging forward suddenly stumbled and fell forward, their bodies losing balance, and the scene instantly became extremely chaotic!
Each and every one of them looked as if they'd seen a ghost!
We're at least Star Breaker level, dammit, and we're in space—how the hell do we trip over nothing while floating?
Absolutely ridiculous!
But this chaotic situation immediately gave the Carbon Alliance army an opportunity, and they launched a fierce assault!
Seeing that it worked, Qing Ke's eyes lit up with joy!
Her word spirit's range had never been this large before!
She quickly seized the momentum.
Σ(((＞(❛ัヮ❛ั∗)✧* "Matter Alliance warriors, trip and knock out your teeth, break your front teeth, get your eyelashes in your eyes and make them sting, have stomachaches and need to go to the restroom!"
"Keep sneezing nonstop! Keep going!"
Under Qing Ke's continuous word spirit attacks, not a single one failed to come true!
They fell and knocked their teeth against their weapons, sending teeth flying. Their eyelashes got into their eyes, and no matter how much they rubbed, the irritation wouldn't go away.
Their stomachs churned violently, as if someone was pounding them with an electric hammer—bang bang bang!
God, having a stomachache and needing to use the restroom!
We're already going!
Not only that, but it seemed they were allergic to the floral fragrance transformed by the word spirit, and the Matter Alliance started sneezing like crazy.
Sneezing alone wouldn't be a big deal, but the problem was that every sneeze made their whole body clench!
They were still flying freely!
With each sneeze, the flow from behind intensified!
Sneezing repeatedly, their exhaust came out like a tractor, pulsing emissions, gushing out in waves!
It was unbearable to watch!
Although these were all trivial nuisances that couldn't really harm them, the sheer accumulation of bad luck was overwhelming.
Nothing ever went smoothly!
Their moods plummeted to rock bottom, and a variety of debuff auras hung over their heads.
The Apocalypse Race was already on the verge of despair!
Big brothers! Can you please stop with this crap? Why do *we* have to clean up after you when you get hit?
You crap? We wipe?
And you're even setting a rhythm?!
Wang Youzhi saw that Qing Ke's approach was working and immediately said:
(งᵒ̌ꇴᵒ̌)ง "Get vicious! Even more vicious! Those are useless—say something that can't be broadcast, you know?"
Qing Ke's face turned pale. She wanted to, but the Great Divine Word Art couldn't manifest such outrageous word spirits!
Otherwise, she'd suffer severe backlash!
Since she had to get vicious.
Then don't blame her for being impolite!
Qing Ke shouted with all her strength:
Σ(((＞(≥口≤◦) "Matter Alliance warriors, sneeze out big snot bubbles!"
The golden bubble shattered, and the word spirit took effect.
Those in the Matter Alliance who seemed allergic to the floral fragrance began sneezing crazily, blowing bubbles!
"Ah-choo-choo-choo" without stopping!
All kinds of bubbles appeared—magma bubbles, liquid metal bubbles, crystal bubbles!
For a moment, it was a spectacular display of snot bubbles competing and vying for attention!
Even the Chaos Mechanical Soldiers blew out oil snot bubbles!
The acting commander of the Matter Alliance, now sporting two big snot bubbles, looked utterly grief-stricken!
(´థð益ðథ)
We are dignified Star Breaker bodies, holding high positions, and yet we're fighting the enemy with two giant snot bubbles hanging from our noses?
What kind of dignity is this? What kind of dignity?!
He was going mad with rage!
Wang Youzhi looked at him with a disappointed expression, as if to say: Is that all? Is that even damage? In my opinion, Qing Ke is still too soft-hearted.
Watch and learn!
Wang Youzhi immediately roared:
Σ(((＞(ิヮิ๑) "Matter Alliance warriors, get your zipper caught on your flesh, your armor pinching your hair, your underwear coming unstitched, your planet cup running out of battery, your dates breaking up with you, your vest buttons popping off, get beaten by the Carbon Alliance into a pile of crap, and then use that crap to hit yourselves!"
A barrage of devilish curses, like a string of firecrackers, erupted from Wang Youzhi's mouth.
The Matter Alliance camp grew even more chaotic, with cries and screams rising one after another!
Their spirits were on the verge of collapse!
୧(இ益இ#)୨ "Ahhh~ I'm not fighting anymore! I want to go home! Go home! What the hell is all this?!"
୧(⋟益⋞|||)୨ "Grandpa would rather fight three hundred rounds with a Star Domain Overlord than fight these ridiculous bastards! This is too humiliating!"
(´థð‸ðథ)σ "Carbon Alliance! Do you dare to fight us fair and square? Quit with these dirty tricks and underhanded moves! You're defiling this sacred battlefield!"
Wang Youzhi was smug, laughing heartily:
(˵¯͒ꇴ¯͒˵) "Hah, you make me piss myself laughing. What do you mean 'fair and square'?"
"On the battlefield, any useful method is a good method! Defiling the sacred battlefield?"
"It's you who are defiling the battlefield, aren't you?"
He then turned smugly to Qing Ke.
As if to say: Yours is child's play. Watch mine.
Qing Ke's competitive spirit was instantly ignited.
(งᵒ̌◠ᵒ̌)ง "M-Matter Alliance warriors, all of you get hemorrhoids!"
Instantly, the cries from the Matter Alliance side grew even louder—internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids, mixed hemorrhoids—all of them flared up!
They were already spewing like geysers, some even spraying fire!
This wave directly turned into charcoal-grilled hemorrhoids!
The feeling was beyond sour and refreshing!
Seeing these spectacular results, Qing Ke proudly looked at Wang Youzhi.
But Wang Youzhi glared and pointed:
(｡･ˇ益ˇ･)☛ "You, you, you... how could you reward them?!"
"Making them all get hemorrhoids? Do they even deserve it? Hemorrhoids aren't something just anyone should have!"
Qing Ke broke out in a cold sweat. Huh? This... this is a reward?
Meanwhile, Mo Mo shrank her neck and hid far away, staying silent.
(٥′◔﹏◔`)
Qing Ke was about to say something when she suddenly noticed something wrong. Her eyes widened in terror as she stared at Wang Youzhi.
Then her face flushed crimson, and she quickly looked away.
(︶﹏︶๑) "Although... although during military campaigns, you have to hold it in when necessary, but... but you can't just do it in front of everyone... ah..."
Wang Youzhi was stunned. What did I do?
Only then did he realize that everyone was staring at him in terror, keeping their distance.
Especially Yue Li and the others dancing on the crystal stage—their terrified gazes also held a hint of disgust.
↜(⃔っ￢益￢C)⃕...
At that moment, Wang Youzhi felt a chill and looked down.
(ଵ～ଵ〃)...
His face turned blacker than charcoal.
(̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿٥)̄...
There, on Wang Youzhi's pants, a map had spread out, glaringly conspicuous.
Wang Youzhi was petrified on the spot.
Damn... when did this happen?
Was I cursing too hard and only noticed now, dammit?
What had I just said? How did I end up drawing a map?
Zi Yuan laughed heartily:
☚(°ꇴ°〃) "Making fun of me? Now it's your turn! Pants-Pee-ing Wang?"
Wang Youzhi: !!!
(งᵒ̌益ᵒ̌)ง "Bah! Don't talk nonsense, alright? I just have overactive sweat glands! I was too excited and sweated a lot!"
"What's there to make a fuss about?"
Zi Yuan's mouth twitched. Even dead, his mouth is still hard, huh?
I've only heard of breaking out in a cold sweat, sweating all over, and the like.
But breaking out a crotch-load of cold sweat and sweating the crotch wet? That's a first for me!
Outside the Sea of Star Embers.
Youming and Chong Feiyu were both taken aback, then looked at Black God with teasing expressions.
(◦ಡω≠)ಡꇴಡ)
Black God's face seemed to grow even darker.
● "What are you looking at? That's definitely not my alt account! It has nothing to do with me! I already sold it off long ago!"
"I, Lord Black God, Lord of Dimensions, how could I possibly do such a thing as sweating the crotch wet?"
Chong Feiyu covered her forehead with her hand. If you just don't admit it, then it didn't happen, huh?
You're blatantly lying through your teeth!
Xiao Liyu pointed at Wang Youzhi with a serious face.
☚(˵ಡ⌒ಡ) "Croak croak~ hehe!"
Black God ground his teeth, raised his hand, and struck Xiao Liyu right on the big red lump on her forehead.
It hurt so much that Xiao Liyu held her head, spinning in circles, looking utterly wronged.
This time, Wang Youzhi dared not speak recklessly anymore. Who knew when he might fall victim again?
As they say, disaster comes from the mouth.
Jiangnan looked at the scene with a gratified expression. Finally, someone understands the suffering I went through back then, huh?
Just as Wang Youzhi was racking his brain for the right words to decide how to curse next—
From the Starry Chaos Legion, an elderly man with a "king" character pattern on his forehead, exuding an aura of dominance and majesty, flew out and landed directly on the crystal stage.
He knelt on one knee, fist in hand, and reported: "Sir! If it's the work of a battle cry before the formation, I believe I can be of some help!"
Wang Youzhi blinked: (｡･ˇ_ˇ･) "You are..."
The old man's expression grew solemn:
(˵ಠĹ̯ಠ˵) "Subhuman race, Beast King species leader, Hu Shou! Thanks to Lord Nan Shen's rescue, he saved us subhumans from the clutches of the Angels."
"Afterward, I joined the Human Star Project and have fought with the Starry Chaos Legion ever since, never daring to slack off."
"Today, I presumptuously request to perform a battle cry to boost the Carbon Alliance's morale and crush the enemy's spirit!"
Mentioning this, Wang Youzhi vaguely remembered. This old man was indeed rescued by Jiangnan when he stormed the Angel's home star domain.
What special trick did he have? The old man's strength wasn't bad either.
He should be among the top ranks among Star Breakers.
Having once been a slave species, achieving this level of strength was already impressive.
Yakeli spoke up with a smile: "Let him go ahead! Old Wang does have a unique talent."
Hearing this, Wang Youzhi felt reassured and immediately pulled out a war horn, handing it to Hu Shou.
Hu Shou accepted the war horn with both hands, but now seemed a bit at a loss.
୧(˵ಠࡇಠ) "This... how do you use it?"
Wang Youzhi waved his hand casually:
(︶.̮︶〃)ﾉ "Ah, just turn it on and shout into it."
Hu Shou scratched his head, looking half-understanding, and pressed the power button.
Ready to perform the battle cry!