Chapter 2655: Language Teacher
Wang Youzhi's expression instantly turned wicked!
(˵⌓‿⌓˵) Little Brother!
It really has to be you?
War Horn together with Word Spirit Chewing Gum?
Wouldn't that take off?
He still remembered how miserably Jiangnan was tortured by reverse word spirit back then!
So without hesitation, he stuffed the Word Spirit Chewing Gum into his mouth and chewed it!
Picking up the War Horn, he selected the enemy troops opposite, and immediately let out a roar!
Σ(((＞(･ˇOˇ･ꐦ) "Matter Alliance! All of you go die!"
The rolling sound waves spread out, but the enemy troops were completely fine, still charging and killing on the battlefield!
Wang Youzhi's expression stiffened, and he immediately looked up and asked:
(｡･ˇ～ˇ･) "Little Brother! Did your stuff expire? Why doesn't it work?"
Jiangnan was in the heat of battle with five people, his face turning pitch black, and he looked down at his own crotch!
The next moment, a healing halo lit up, frantically healing!
What the heck expired, it doesn't work!
(̿▀̿益▀̿|||)̄ "Big Zhi, are you doing this on purpose? Pay attention to personal pronouns and wording, okay!"
"Why doesn't it work? Just now I didn't work either! If you say it like that, if you kill them all with one sentence, wouldn't that be invincible?"
"Word Spirit Chewing Gum also has limits, right? Say something achievable, okay?"
Wang Youzhi ground his teeth. Damn it, so many restrictions?
So he immediately shouted:
Σ(((＞(°᷄д°᷅ꐦ) "Matter Alliance! You bunch of bullshit bastards! Deserve to be struck by lightning!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the word spirit took effect!
Because the War Horn's selection mode had a strong targeting effect, combined with the word spirit!
The Matter Alliance army formation was completely in chaos!
I saw soldiers, eyes red, their hands involuntarily reaching out and grabbing the handles of their comrades beside them!
Pulling wildly!
Even Star Breaker level existences, having their handles grabbed, were in pain, rolling their eyes!
Crying out non-stop!
(›ଵﾛଵ‹|||) "Yo ho ho ho... Let go! You let go, okay? Stop pulling!"
"You started pulling me first! I don't want to pull either, but I can't control myself!"
The Matter Alliance army was in complete disarray, and the Carbon Alliance's bald army took this opportunity to attack madly!
Not only were their handles grabbed, but Wang Dalei was over there using his crazy coin scattering technique!
Infinite fate punishment crashed down with an irresistible force, striking the heads of the Matter Alliance army!
Even Qing Ke was scattering coins like a windmill with both hands!
No need to worry about being struck by lightning at all, just scatter coins!
The Matter Alliance was both shocked and angered by this wave, their battle line thrown into chaos!
Seeing it work, Wang Youzhi got excited!
"Matter Alliance, every single one of them is trash!"
Originally already rolling their eyes from the pulling, now they tasted the flavor of spicy strips!
A halo of anger rose above their heads!
Even if they could hold their ground and not be affected by the words, treating Wang Youzhi's words as wind in the ears!
But it was actually coming true, how could they not be angry?
This anger was no small matter; under the influence of the anger halo, their attack power dropped exponentially!
The angrier they got, the more it fell!
With the two sides' strengths not far apart, the Carbon Alliance directly charged in with a crushing posture!
The Netherworld Legion opened their Styx force fields fully in the enemy formation, charging and killing at will; the Dark Cosmos Entity's Tianyuan Demon Dragon, the Red Gamma Bug Soldiers of the insect race, all activated full counterattack and charged into the enemy formation!
The Parasite Entity's insect soldiers and Blood God rampaged in all directions!
The Matter Alliance suffered tons of damage!
Seeing this, the acting commander couldn't let it continue!
(d▼皿▼#) "Cut them off! All cut them off! Don't want them! No handles on the body, draw the sword like a god!"
"Our honored Matter Alliance, how can we be routed because of a trivial inch of flesh?"
The Matter Alliance soldiers spat blood. What the heck 'trivial inch of flesh'!
That's you, right?
Did you just expose what your problem is?
But it was no longer time to hesitate; compared to spicy strips, life was clearly more important!
So one by one, they resolutely abandoned their handles!
Watching this scene, Bing Chacha shivered!
Then he laughed heartily:
(´థ౪థ)σ "You guys have it too!"
Wang Youzhi widened his eyes: "Fine! You're ruthless enough! Carbon Alliance army! Take this opportunity to completely fix them!"
But just as these words were released, the atmosphere on the battlefield suddenly became tense!
I saw in the Carbon Alliance army, bald strong men with red light in their eyes, faces full of sneers!
A pair of scarlet eyes locked onto the rear of the Matter Alliance army!
Then they rushed over like mad!
Today, I must fix them!
Now the Matter Alliance was completely panicked, feeling a chill down their backs!
They turned and ran:
ﾚ(⚆益⚆;)ﾍ "You... you f*cking don't come over!"
"Fighting is fighting, even if you kill me I have no complaints, but don't wave your sticks around, I... I'm scared!"
Then, one by one, a fear halo lit up above their heads, their state plummeting!
But the Carbon Alliance army didn't care about that anymore; under the word spirit, they were completely uncontrollable!
Their expressions were also terrified!
Bing Chacha laughed happily, never expecting to encounter such a good thing!
Instead, an excitement halo shone brightly above his head!
At this moment, Baldr, Piers, and the younger brother were all chasing after the Matter Alliance soldiers, their expressions extremely terrified!
(Ini益Ini|||) "Damn! Big Zhi! Take it back! Take back what you just said!"
Now, a surreal scene appeared on the field: the Matter Alliance army fleeing in all directions, the Carbon Alliance army chasing relentlessly, determined to fix the enemy!
Wang Youzhi panicked too—hadn't he caused trouble?
But spoken words were like spilled water; it couldn't be taken back!
Yang Jian was also numb. Although the effect was surprisingly good, with the Matter Alliance army fleeing across the board, the price seemed a bit too high!
They really were directly fixing them!
Yang Jian couldn't help but urge:
(￢﹏￢٥) "Think of something, say something to remedy this, you can't directly fix them!"
Wang Youzhi scratched his head anxiously. What should he say?
Suddenly, he seemed to think of something, his eyes lighting up.
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ "Matter Alliance! You all fart!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the Matter Alliance soldiers' stomachs let out thunderous rumbles, and then they transformed into rocket thrusters!
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Terrifying sonic booms echoed across the battlefield, with exhaust gas erupting from behind the Matter Alliance soldiers, blasting holes in their armor!
Since most were material-type life forms, who knew what components their exhaust gas contained?
This wave of poison gas attack directly enveloped the entire battlefield under a black cloud!
The Carbon Alliance members were all coughing from the fumes!
Wang Youzhi laughed heartily. See? They're so dirty now, they can't possibly fix them, right?
But accompanying a flash of fire, the black cloud covering the entire battlefield ignited, causing an extremely violent explosion!
"Boom!"
Scorching fire tongues licked the void, dazzling light illuminating the Sea of Star Embers!
I saw the Carbon Alliance members, their faces blackened by smoke, looking like they'd crawled out of a stove pit!
But before they could catch their breath, seeing the holes blasted in the Matter Alliance soldiers' armor!
They charged in again with red eyes!
Hey hey! No change at all! This only made it more convenient!
Wang Youzhi panicked. What to do?
He couldn't say the Carbon Alliance couldn't fix them, because then who knows where they'd fail!
Was it because they weren't dirty enough?
So, Wang Youzhi made a shocking decision!
(͡°～͡°) "Matter Alliance army gets shit beaten out of them by Carbon Alliance army!"
The Word Spirit Chewing Gum didn't indulge them, and it immediately came true!
Who knows what kind of waste material-type life forms excreted, since they usually ate hard dishes like ore and screws!
But one thing was certain: it was in no way inferior to carbon-based life forms!
I saw the Matter Alliance soldiers, blackened by smoke, frantically releasing exhaust while freely flying!
Now the Carbon Alliance army really didn't want to fix them anymore, their expressions terrified!
They turned and ran, because no one wanted to get covered in that!
It was worse than death!
At this moment, the Matter Alliance soldiers were filled with grief and indignation, various complex emotions churning in their hearts, even tears welling up in their eyes!
ﾚ(ཀ益ཀ;)ﾍ=З=З=З
What kind of language teacher is this?
They never expected that participating in the Sequence Offensive and Defensive Battle would turn them into jet warriors!
This was being broadcast live across the starry sky!
Even if the Matter Alliance won beautifully in the end, they'd be infamous for ages!
Forget honor and glory!
Being beaten to shit by the Carbon Alliance would be a stain accompanying them for life!
Some people were alive, but they were already dead!
But the acting commander grew anxious!
(･ˇ益ˇ･#)=З=З=З "Don't run! Since things have come to this, we have nothing left! Victory is the only thing we can pursue!"
"Shit or not! Fight them to the death!"
Urged by the commander, the Matter Alliance soldiers, now transformed into jet warriors, stopped fleeing and instead charged at the Carbon Alliance!
However, the usually fearless Carbon Alliance army was afraid when facing the freely flying Matter Alliance!
Who the hell wanted to fight them? They'd get covered in that!
Unexpectedly, Wang Youzhi's move actually gave the Matter Alliance a golden body buff!
Wang Youzhi squinted:
(´-益-`；) "Since it's come to this, it seems we must fight poison with poison! Use their own spear to attack their shield!"
"The Carbon Alliance must not retreat here!"
"Carbon Alliance army, listen up! You also...!"
Before he could finish, hundreds of people rushed up to cover Wang Youzhi's mouth. Yang Jian firmly held Wang Youzhi's mouth shut, not letting him speak!
This guy was definitely about to make the Carbon Alliance shit their pants too, and then fight a battle like a golden experience, right?
"You stop talking! Language teacher!"
"Where are the Apocalypse Race? Go!"
Wang Youzhi struggled wildly, whining! Let me go! I still have to say it! I can do it!
At this moment, Du Lingyu and the others' faces were black. After being the repair girl, now they had to be the cleanup girl?
We came to fight, not to be cleaners!
But what else could they do?
They couldn't let the Matter Alliance army roam the battlefield with a golden body buff, unbeatable!
"Matter Conversion • Fragrant Flowers Cover the Fields!"
The Apocalypse Race busied themselves with conversion, while Qing Ke came up and said weakly:
(′◔﹏◔`) "Can I try? I know a little too..."