Chapter 2623: Obscene Words of a God?
"Taking advantage of the test to take liberties with me? Watch me tear your head off!"
Jiangnan and Black God were tussling, but the starry sky was in an uproar!
If it had been just one or two people, it could have been an auditory hallucination. But now in the starry sky, from old ladies tens of thousands of years old to children learning to speak, everyone had heard that whisper in their ears!
Qian Li squinted, his body charging directly above the Guangke Star Domain. He stood with his sword, veins bulging on his forehead.
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "Who? Who the hell? What a bold dog's gall! Silicon Lord! Did you do this? Can't fight openly, so you curse behind my back? You've learned all of Jiangnan's little tricks, haven't you?"
"You're the dumbass! Your whole family are dumbasses!"
Qian Li, already in a bad mood, exploded, cursing loudly across the starry sky, but couldn't find the source of the voice!
On the Silicon-based side, they even thought their voice receivers were broken. Where did that cursing come from?
Noah, Man Ti, and the others were also stunned, then felt angry inside. After all, who wouldn't be pissed off being cursed at for no reason?
And they didn't even know who did it!
Not only were they cursed, but everyone in the starry sky was cursed!
On the Galactic Network, all kinds of posts went crazy.
Σ(＠ロ＠;) "Shocking! The entire starry sky heard the whisper 'You're a dumbass.' Is this a distortion of human nature, or a decline of morality? Listen to the expert analysis..."
(￢﹏￢٥) "Terrifying! Don't regret not reading this for a lifetime! As far as I know, no living being in history has ever been able to let their voice cover the entire starry sky. What kind of existence did this? Is the World Will conveying some kind of message?"
(≖_≖) "Hmm~ The guy above is right. The World Will is conveying that we're all big dumbasses~ Your analysis is absolutely right. This is obviously someone's prank, isn't it?"
(ꐦథ益థ) "Pisses me off! No one has ever dared to call me a dumbass in my life! Even if I am one, it's not for others to say. Don't let me catch him! Or I'll smash his dog head!"
(˵¯͒益¯͒˵) "You? Give it up. Someone who can do something like this—are you even a match for them?"
The internet was buzzing with discussion and curses, everyone guessing who sent the voice.
Even the Fairy Sound Clan was accused, because their abilities were related to sound. The Fairy Sound Clan felt terribly wronged!
And just then, someone revealed that in the Dimensional Gap, everyone had also heard a shocking "Giao"...
Immediately, people began to analyze. Even on Black God's turf, someone dared to let out a shocking "Giao"?
Could it be... could it be that Boss Nan was behind this?
And with that perverted, shameless style, who else would do something so utterly rotten?
But no one could find concrete evidence, and the online discussion gradually subsided.
After all, even if it really was Boss Nan's doing, what could you do about it? Could you beat him up or curse him out?
No one dared to dig deeper.
And thus, another event was added to the list of unsolved mysteries of the starry sky:
The Obscene Words of a God!
But that didn't stop the resentment points from refreshing!
In the short time Jiangnan and Black God were fighting, the resentment points list was scrolling like crazy.
The total amount soared dramatically. Even Jiangnan felt a creepy, spine-chilling sensation.
He couldn't help but flush with excitement. Wow!
This World Horn Mode was simply a god-tier tool for collecting resentment points, right?
Years of verbal sparring unnoticed, but one "dumbass" makes the whole world know you?
If he had nothing better to do and took the War Horn to yell a couple of times, wouldn't the resentment points come flooding in?
Worry about running out of resentment points in the future? No way!
But as the total resentment points kept increasing, Jiangnan began to feel uneasy.
This... this is damn dangerous, right?
Casually shouting with the World Horn means the entire starry sky hears it. If you curse someone, you're cursing everyone in the starry sky.
Isn't this making enemies of the entire world?
What if some reclusive big shot got pissed off, jumped out, and slapped him dead with one palm? What then?
No wonder System Bao warned him that the World Horn Mode shouldn't be used recklessly—it's easy to get beaten up.
It's not just about getting beaten up—it's suicidal!
The problem is, this thing can't control its range. Once you use World Horn Mode, it's inevitably announced to all worlds, and the starry sky knows.
He had already changed his voice and spoken quietly, yet someone had already speculated it might be him!
Remember, only when people direct specific resentment toward Jiangnan himself would the System Baby collect it.
If people don't know the culprit or the situation, even if they're angry, the resentment points won't be collected.
For example, during the previous Thousand Stars Catastrophe, many people died, but it was through direct star-destroying attacks. Black God used his alt accounts to blow up a lot. Most people didn't even know how they died, so of course they couldn't resent Jiangnan, and no resentment points were collected.
But the World Horn Mode is different!
If Jiangnan shouted, "I, Jiangnan, say everyone present is trash," that would be it. He'd earn who knows how many resentment points.
But at the same time, he'd become the public enemy of the starry sky. Walking down the street, even dogs would spit at him!
This thing inflicts indiscriminate damage! At that point, not only would Jiangnan be targeted, but all of humanity would probably be pointed at.
Thinking of this, Jiangnan's face darkened.
Qingjie Dazun, who was so powerful, was beaten to death by the entire starry sky. What made Jiangnan special?
Unless he had absolute strength to suppress the starry sky, he couldn't just use the War Horn to recklessly curse on the world public channel.
Unless Jiangnan didn't want to stay in this server anymore!
But just because he couldn't casually curse didn't mean he couldn't use it for other things.
Whether for advertising or announcements, it was incredibly convenient, right? The effect would be extremely explosive!
Forced listening, you know?
In an instant, countless evil ideas were born in Jiangnan's mind.
System Bao really wasn't lying—this War Horn was truly a divine artifact!
Looking at his total resentment points, just one casual sentence had caused them to skyrocket to over one hundred million. Although the increase slowed, it was still rising slightly.
Why worry about running out of resentment points now? He could earn them easily!
Jiangnan immediately drew another batch of one hundred million, combined with what he'd drawn before, giving him three more Human-Making Grasses.
Black God was ecstatic: (งᵒ̌ꇴᵒ̌)ง "So it's definitely this horn's function, right? Where did you get it? Quick! Let me play with it!"
He reached out to grab it, but Jiangnan grinned slyly:
(˵ಡ̫ಡ) "I'll let you play with two, but first lend me the two Human-Making Grasses you have stashed."
"I'll return them later! I'll give you three!"
At this moment, it wasn't the right time to start, but once the Sequence Offensive and Defensive Battle began, Jiangnan wouldn't care about anything.
He'd earn resentment points however he wanted!
Black God looked warily at Jiangnan:
(￢益￢●) "You even want to swindle something that's already in my hand? Pfft, no way!"
"Lend them to you? How is that different from using meat buns to hit a dog? No, no, no. Give me that horn to play with quickly!"
Jiangnan patted Black God's shoulder triumphantly and shook his head:
(︶.̮︶〃)ﾉ "You don't understand. Big Brother is different now. I'm rich beyond measure. I'll have as many Human-Making Grasses as I want in the future."
"Not enough with three? Then four! Miss this village, and there won't be another shop! Don't you want to make more avatars like Dazhi?"
Black God swallowed. When had this kid become so generous?
Lend two, return four? And he got to play with the horn?
Not a bad deal, right?
(●◔益◔ิ) "You'll really return them?"
Jiangnan looked up: (◕ˇ↼ˇ◕) "I, Jiang the Gentleman, say what I mean. Once a word is spoken, even a nightingale can't catch up! Deal or not?"
Black God hesitated, but eventually pulled out the two Human-Making Grasses Jiangnan had given him earlier.
He hadn't even used them yet!
"Here, here~ If you dare not return them, I'll break your ribs. Come on, give me that horn to see~"
With the two Human-Making Grasses in hand, Jiangnan finally satisfiedly stuffed the War Horn into Black God's hands.
Now, Jiangnan had five Human-Making Grasses in total—enough to turn the Erbi Fish into a human, right?
He was just thinking about making a trip to the Minghe Star Domain to deal with the Erbi Fish before the Sequence Offensive and Defensive Battle started.
Then he saw Black God grab the War Horn, open his mouth, and prepare to roar.
Startled, Jiangnan rushed over and covered Black God's mouth.
(‧̣̥̇ﾟ口ﾟ)ﾂ "My big brother, don't just shout randomly! If you yell, the entire Dimensional Gap will hear! Keep broadcasting on the public channel, and they'll get pissed off. What then?"
Black God glared: (●･ˇ_ˇ･) "So what? Let them get pissed. Can they beat me on my turf?"
Jiangnan quickly said: (｡･ˇ﹏ˇ･) "They can't beat you, but think about it—we worked so hard to turn the Lost Kingdom into such a prosperous Starry Sky Relay Station."
"If the world public channel keeps shouting nonsense, forcing ear-piercing noise on everyone, who would want to come? The Dimensional Gap might end up desolate again, you know?"
Black God scratched his head: ୧(●`~´) "Hmm, that's true. Then I'll just shout toward the starry sky instead."
He tore open a rift and prepared to shout outside.
Jiangnan quickly pulled him back:
(٥ﾟ口ﾟ)ﾂ "You can't shout!"
"Huh? I can't even shout outside?"
"I just cursed people. If you shout now, everyone will know it was me. That's just asking for hatred! The Carbon Alliance has just been established; it's far from strong yet."
"We have to be careful to maintain it!"
Black God ground his teeth, his face dark:
(̿▀̿益▀̿̿ꐦ)̄ "Damn! Can't shout inside, can't shout outside? Then what use is this thing? Give me back my Human-Making Grasses!"
Jiangnan spread his hands: ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ "No take-backs. You already swapped with me; no regrets allowed."
Black God: ???
Just now it was a loan. When the hell did I swap with you?
"You bastard!"
Saying that, he directly clamped onto Jiangnan's ribs. Today, he absolutely had to break off a couple to make beads and stew into soup!
Just then, Yang Jian sent a message:
"Was that 'Giao' just now you? And that 'Obscene Words of a God' too? You're out of seclusion?"
"If you have excess energy, come over here and say a few words. The human Triumph Army for this offensive and defensive battle has been assembled."
"Everyone wants to see you and boost morale."
Jiangnan was taken aback. The Triumph Army?
"I'm coming, I'm coming right away!"
"Hahaha~ Stop pulling. If you break it, it's over. When the Sequence Offensive and Defensive Battle starts, you can shout whatever you want. And this horn isn't just for shouting—it has other functions. Let me teach you how to use it!"
Black God was stunned. There are other functions?