Chapter 2622: World Chat Megaphone?
If this thing was really a War Horn, then wouldn't every vegetable-selling grandma and grandpa in the market be a commander?
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Who the hell is buying millet?"
(˵¯͒ꇴ¯͒˵) "My melons are super sweet, no charge if they're not sweet?"
If this thing existed, why didn't you bring it out sooner? Then when I was selling stuff on the street back on Blue Planet, I wouldn't have had to shout my ads until my throat was sore!
Just by looking at the War Horn's appearance, Jiangnan had already lost all hope for it!
He figured it was probably just some kind of oversized megaphone or a repeater or something!
He grimaced and checked its function anyway.
[War Horn!]
Function: War artifact. Using this War Horn grants a group buff to allied personnel or applies a group debuff to enemy personnel.
The magnitude and attributes of the buff/debuff depend on the emotional state evoked in the target by the War Horn.
The base buff/debuff magnitude is 300%. The amplification size depends on the emotional value.
Happiness, passion, confidence, excitement, touching, etc., are positive emotions, granting positive buffs.
Sadness, anger, inferiority, giving up, pain, etc., are negative emotions, resulting in negative debuffs.
This item has two modes: War Horn Mode and World Speaker Mode. It comes with recording, repeating, and looping functions.
Each horn's effect lasts for 30 minutes.
Note: Please use World Speaker Mode with caution; you might get hit.
The War Horn is top-notch, great to use and versatile!
Use it to roar in a fight, and you'll get both buffs and debuffs!
World chat megaphone, all your mouth-gun output depends on it!
Start with just a mouth, and if someone disagrees, just clap back!
(͡°̫͡°)✧ Perfect!
Jiangnan: ∑(°口°๑)
Wait, wait... hold on!
It really is a War Horn for group buffs? The base amplification is already at three times?
And it's not just a single stat buff? Looking at the description, it seems different emotions trigger different buff attributes?
Holy crap!
Does that mean if I use this War Horn to shout and stir up various emotions in the legions, they can get at least a three-times buff?
Jiangnan was so excited his face turned red!
And what's even scarier is, can this thing also apply negative statuses?
If the enemy is sad, angry, or in pain, they also get at least a three-times debuff?
I get stronger, they get weaker? Once the fight starts, the outcome is clear!
Most of the previous system items rarely had a direct effect on others.
With this War Horn, you just need to shout using it?
Whoa!
Isn't this tailor-made for me?
99.99% of my combat power is all in my mouth!
This is truly a divine artifact, and it's a proper prize without the fear of side effects!
System, baby, are you an angel or what?
(งᵒ̌ꇴᵒ̌)ง "By the way, what's the principle behind using emotions for buffs and debuffs?"
[(˵⁼̴◡⁼̴˵) Emotions are also a force not to be underestimated~]
Jiangnan was stunned. So it uses emotions for buffs and debuffs?
Emotions can...
Wait... if that's the case, System baby has been collecting resentment points right from the start!
If emotions are also a form of power, who knows how much resentment value Jiangnan has helped System baby collect from the beginning to now!
What is all this collected power used for?
But Tong Baoer didn't respond.
[Go ahead and try it out~ Host will definitely love it~]
Jiangnan was helpless. Even if he asked, he wouldn't get a clear answer, so he decided not to investigate for now.
Looking at the War Horn in his hand, Jiangnan's heart burned with excitement, and he turned it on directly.
With a "beep~," the War Horn powered on, a red light lit up, and it switched to "World Speaker" mode!
Jiangnan frowned. Right, this thing has two modes. One is the War Horn mode for buffs and debuffs.
The other is the World Speaker mode?
What is this mode for? It reminded Jiangnan of the world speaker items in games.
Using a world speaker allows you to shout on the world chat, used for trading materials, advertising, or arguing!
Could this World Speaker mode be like that?
Thinking about it, Jiangnan suddenly laughed.
(︶.̮︶〃)ﾉ "Hai~ How is that possible? The world is so big, hundreds of billions of light-years across. How could everyone hear me if I shout with this thing?"
"What function does it have? Let's just try it~"
So Jiangnan turned the volume to maximum, put the War Horn to his mouth, and took a deep breath.
(¯͒～¯͒˵)୨ Hmm~
What should I shout?
Thinking about it, Jiangnan's expression gradually became like a panda head emoji.
(˵⌓⥎⌓˵) Hehe~
Then Jiangnan used all his lung power and roared loudly!
Σ(((＞(ิꇴิ๑) "GIAO~" (cracking voice)
The sound immediately came out through the War Horn. A strange wave shot out from the horn's mouth, then disappeared.
The sound was incredibly loud, deafening. Even Jiangnan's own eardrums ached.
It was like someone was right next to his ear, shouting "GIAO" at full volume!
Jiangnan didn't think much of it; at most, it was just a bit louder. But in the Dimensional Gap, it caused absolute chaos!
In the Lost Kingdom, everyone heard the thunderous "GIAO" explode right by their ears.
They were all startled, some even jumping on the spot.
Those eating sprayed out their food like a meteor shower, those urinating were so scared they lost flow and started drawing dotted lines.
People releasing organic matter were so shocked their smart brains fell into the pit, faces turning white!
No one in the Lost Kingdom was spared; everyone heard that soul-shaking "GIAO."
They looked around blankly, still shaken, and a huge buzz of conversation erupted!
Σ(°△°|||) "Sigh~ W-what's going on? It sounded like someone just GIAOed right in my ear? Scared the piss out of me!"
(︶益︶‧̣̥̇) "Pfft~ What's yours? I was just discussing the meaning of life with my partner, and a wild GIAO scared me so bad it broke down, instantly useless!"
(￢﹏￢٥) "W-what was that sound? It seems like the entire Lost Kingdom heard it? Even though sound in the starry sky is transmitted through energy... the range of that shout is way too damn big!"
Someone said with a dark face: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄ "It's not just the Lost Kingdom; the entire Dimensional Gap heard it. My friend just got scared into crashing his ship in the dimensional wind tunnel..."
The GIAO sounded, he jerked the steering wheel, and immediately scraped and rear-ended!
(°﹏°〃) "Could it be a celestial phenomenon or divine sound from some powerful expert's breakthrough?"
(´-益-`；) "Pfft~ Since when do powerful experts shout 'GIAO' when breaking through? The only one in the Dimensional Gap who could pull this off is Black God, right?"
Not only that, people on Blue Planet also heard the "GIAO" and were all startled.
Nightingale was so scared her eyeliner pen stabbed her in the eye, making her cry profusely. Zi Yuan, who was dreaming, was woken by the wild GIAO with a jolt!
She lifted the covers, her face flushed red, and quickly pulled them tight again.
O(⑉≥﹏≤⑉)O "Who! Whose prank is this? Shameless! Pfft~"
Even Zhong Yingxue, Xiao Chuihuo, and the others, who were training in the Time Formation, were badly startled, covering their ears in pain.
Because the one-second wild GIAO lasted a full ten seconds in the Time Formation!
It was like slow motion!
Qian Benying's pretty face turned pale: (☍﹏⁰。) "What's going on? Who GIAOed? Scared this Ying almost had a Qi deviation!"
Xia Yao scratched her head: ୧(｡ớ﹏ờ) "It sounds a lot like Xiao Nan's voice?"
Jiangnan was frowning at the War Horn, scratching his head. It seemed like nothing special besides being loud?
But Black God suddenly appeared in front of Jiangnan, eyes sparkling.
(°ー°●) "Was that you who just GIAOed?"
Jiangnan was stunned: (๑•̌.•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "I GIAOed? What's wrong? You heard it?"
Black God glared: "No shit! It scared me so much I crushed my smart brain screen. Not just me, every single person, every life in the entire Dimensional Gap heard it!"
"How did you do that? With your strength, there's no way you could spread your voice across the entire Dimensional Gap!"
Jiangnan was dumbfounded, staring at the War Horn in his hand!
∑(°口°๑) "Really? Everyone in the Dimensional Gap heard it?"
Black God rolled his eyes: "No shit! I'm the dimensional will, don't I know?"
Jiangnan was completely stunned. Damn!
It really is a world speaker!
So, if I use the World Speaker mode to shout, no matter the distance, everyone can hear me?
Whoa... holy crap!
The reason the starry sky didn't hear it just now is because the Dimensional Gap and the three-dimensional starry sky are on different servers? Ah, no... different dimensions!
If I shout in the starry sky, would the entire starry sky hear it?
Jiangnan's eyes lit up. If that's the case...
(งᵒ̌ꇴᵒ̌)ง "Big Pot! Go! Quickly go to some random place in the starry sky and see if you can hear me!"
Black God also got excited, looking at the big horn in Jiangnan's hand!
Could it be the ability of this thing?
Black God didn't waste time. He casually sliced open a portal and tossed Wang Youzhi into the Southern Wilderness Star Domain!
Jiangnan immediately tore open the Dimensional Gap, made a space rift in the starry sky, and stuck half his head out.
He cleared his throat, deliberately changed his voice, and whispered softly, as faint as a mosquito's buzz.
Σ(((＞(ิ▿ิO) "You are a stupid dumbass~"
The sound was as light as a whisper by the ear!
A strange wave shot out from the horn's mouth!
The next moment, almost without any time delay, everyone in the starry sky heard the whisper by their ears!
One by one, they stopped what they were doing, scratching their heads in confusion.
=͟͟͞͞(꒪△꒪‧̣̥̇)୨
I think I just heard someone whisper in my ear that I'm a stupid dumbass?
Black God exclaimed excitedly: "Damn! I heard it! I heard you call me a stupid dumbass! How did you do it from so far away..."
Before he could finish, Black God's face darkened even more, and he grabbed Jiangnan by the neck!
(̿▀̿益▀̿̿ꐦ)̄ Your grandma's!
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