Chapter 2381: One Of Us Three Has To Die Today
The beautiful warriors were having a great time fighting when a low, deep roar echoed throughout the bathroom!
Right then, amidst all the roars, a completely out-of-place voice rang out, extremely jarring!
Xia Yao was standing there with her hands on her hips:
(꒪ั෴꒪ั*) "Hmph~ Little Nan doesn't know how to care about baby at all~ drugging everyone while they're having dinner! So bad~"
The voice was soft and cute, innocent and coquettish, full of baby talk that instantly gave everyone goosebumps, making their scalps tingle and sending shivers down their spines!
This sudden baby voice stunned everyone present!
Then they all shuddered as if electrocuted, trembling uncontrollably!
Jiangnan was lying on the ground, clutching his chest, staring in shock at Xia Yao who had just spoken in that adorable voice, his mouth hanging wide open!
Even Xia Yao was startled, covering her mouth and stepping back two paces:
"(ºლº*) "Ah~ why is baby talking like this~ so gross~"
Everyone shuddered violently again!
Carefree Jiangnan burst out laughing, slamming the ground with his fists, his hearty laughter echoing like Tom Cat's!
Under normal circumstances, if Xia Yao spoke to him in such a soft and cute baby voice, Jiangnan would definitely be completely disarmed, his bones turning to jelly!
Then he'd pounce on her and kiss her cheeks twice, smothering her with affection!
But the problem was, Xia Yao now had a full beard and chest hair, and was talking in that soft baby voice!
This was a double whammy—a visual and spiritual assault!
Xia Yao pouted:
(◦`෴´◦) "Oh~ annoying~ Stop laughing at me! If you keep this up, baby won't be friends with you anymore~ Hmph~"
Hearing this, Jiangnan rolled on the ground laughing hysterically, tears streaming down his face, actually digging out a three-bedroom-one-living-room pattern on the ceramic floor with his toes!
_(థꇴథゝ∠)_ "Wahahaha, Big Wolfie, you're not cute at all when you talk like that! The dissonance is too strong! A fierce Wolfie with a full beard actually acting spoiled! Pfft hahaha!"
[From Xia Yao's resentment value +1009!]
[From Xia Yao's...]
Xia Yao puffed up angrily, rushed over, and hammered Jiangnan's chest:
(งᵒ̌෴ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃ "Still laughing! You're still laughing at me! I'll hit your chest with my little fists!"
Jiangnan was almost dying of laughter: "Hit me! Hit me to death! I can't take it anymore, hahaha!"
The beautiful warriors' mouths twitched. So this was the real side effect of the Strongman Pill?
After the drug wore off, the strongmen turned into adorable men? What the heck was this "Adorable Man Pill"!?
The low, deep voices were gone, replaced by cute, coquettish baby voices!
But the problem was, they were overdoing it!
It felt like hearing nails on a chalkboard or a ruler scraping glass—it gave everyone the chills!
If a normal girl talked like that, it might be acceptable!
But the problem was, the beautiful warriors now all had full beards and chest hair!
What kind of soul-crushing impact was this!?
Zhong Yingxue pouted:
(｡･ˇ෴ˇ･｡) "Little Nan is the worst~ Even taking a bath doesn't help. Baby wants a hug to forgive you~ Hug~"
As soon as she said it, Zhong Yingxue covered her mouth in horror. Why was she talking like that too!
Damn! Damn! Her image as the aloof, virtuous, gentle big sister was completely destroyed!
[From Zhong Yingxue's resentment value +777!]
Jiangnan cackled. Having known Snowy since childhood, this was the first time he'd heard such a soft voice come out of her mouth!
Awesome! The Flame Queen was acting spoiled too!
But the beard on her face was really distracting!
Jiangnan cackled, teleported in front of Zhong Yingxue, and hugged her tightly!
"Hahaha! Hugs! Hugs are coming!"
Zhong Yingxue's face was bright red:
(⑉Ծ෴Ծ⑉) "Everyone's watching! Let go! So embarrassing~"
She pushed Jiangnan away but couldn't help letting out a pained gasp!
Jiangnan also exclaimed:
(ଵ෴ଵ٥) "Whoa whoa whoa! Chest hair got tangled! It's in a knot! Quick! Someone help! Untie it!"
[From Zhong Yingxue's resentment value +1007!]
Now, all the beautiful warriors had turned into world-class adorable men, their baby voices echoing in the bathroom!
Olivia created a small windmill out of thin air through atomic assembly and ran around the bathroom!
❀ヾ(O̶̶̷̤෴O̴̶̷̤ゞ) "Ah~ A little windmill~ Huff~ fu~"
Her eyes were full of innocent girlishness, and the sparkling water drops falling from her beard were the symbol of her unrepentant youth!
Shengyi and Shengcai held hands and started spinning in place!
(∗❛ั෴❛ั)人(❛ั෴❛ั∗) "Giggle~ Holding hands~ Spinning in circles~ Giggle~ Sister, you're so cute~"
"Little sister, you're also amazing~ Giggle~"
The two of them kept giggling like old hens laying eggs!
Xia Yao pouted angrily:
(◦`෴´◦) "I don't care anymore~ I'm not forgiving you! Even if you kiss me, I won't forgive you! Hmph!"
Seeing that Jiangnan showed no intention of kissing her after she said that, Xia Yao stomped her foot:
(งᵒ̌෴ᵒ̌)ง "I'm asking for a kiss! Otherwise, I'll cry!"
Jiangnan's mouth twitched as he looked at the thriving beard on Xia Yao's pretty face. He had to admit, he hesitated!
If it were the original her, he would have pounced without hesitation and exchanged some probiotic cultures!
But now...
(ﾉ)´-෴-`) "Forgive me, but I really can't bring myself to do it!"
Xia Yao started twisting on the spot:
(∗ᵒ̶̶̷̀෴˂̶́∗) "Mmm~ No~ I want it! I want it! Don't you like baby anymore?"
Jiangnan's hairs stood on end from the "Mmm~". Who could withstand this!?
"Fine, fine! I'll kiss you, okay?"
So he gazed deeply at Xia Yao's beard, steeled himself, and kissed her with his eyes closed!
After a long moment, Jiangnan let go with vacant eyes. Why did it feel like he was kissing his own brother!?
If he had to describe the aftertaste, it was like biting into an overripe kiwi...
Xia Yao's face was flushed:
(⑉Ծ෴Ծ) "How was it? Want another billion times?"
Jiangnan shook his head like a rattle:
(ﾟ෴ﾟ≡ﾟ෴ﾟ) "No, no! Too prickly! Let's just..."
But before he could finish, all the beautiful warriors started twisting together, humming and asking for kisses and cuddles!
Looking at all those beards, Jiangnan felt utterly hopeless!
I thought this was paradise, but it turns out I'm in hell!
Jiang the Strongman twisted:
(ʃƪᵒ̴̶̷෴ᵒ̴̶̷) "Oh~ Don't be like this~ I know I was wrong~ If you keep bullying baby, baby will cry~"
As he spoke, Jiangnan kept twisting!
His voice was cute and willful, aggrieved and reproachful!
It was a pure baby voice, purer than Snowy and Wolfie's!
At that moment, all the beautiful warrior men widened their eyes, mouths hanging open, staring at Jiangnan in disbelief!
(´థ෴థ)σ "Pfft~ Gigglegiggle~"
All the adorable men burst out laughing, slapping their thighs like reincarnated old hens. Jiangnan had a full beard and manly chest hair, yet he was twisting his body and acting spoiled in a soft baby voice! Who could take this!?
Jiangnan's face turned redder than an apple. His side effect had kicked in too!?
The image of the mighty Southern God had completely collapsed!
ﾚ(Ծ෴Ծ⑉)ﾍ "You guys are mean~ Baby won't talk to you anymore~ Hmph!"
With that, Jiangnan teleported away, rolling up his bed and fleeing the scene. He simply couldn't face anyone anymore!
He was about to say "I've got something to do, I'm out," but as soon as it left his mouth, it turned into that damn baby voice with repeated syllables?
Shet! The Strongman Pill turning people into brutes was just the beginning! After the drug wore off, they became adorable brutes!
How the heck was this supposed to be used!?
Even with his face as thick as the Martial Immortal Great Wall, he couldn't handle the shame of that baby voice!
And he remembered that the Cosmos Grand Hunt was broadcast across the entire starry sky. When the time came, would he, the Fifth Calamity, have to call representatives of all the races "bad bad" in front of the starry sky's myriad races!?
How was he supposed to live after that!?
Jiangnan teleported away, and everyone in the bathroom laughed even harder. They could laugh at Jiangnan for the rest of his life over this!
Qian Benying laughed while holding her painfully swollen lips!
(;´༎ຶ⊖༎ຶ`) "Ouch~ So painful~"
Jiangnan rolled up his bed and fled, leaving Planet Lanxing immediately—truly changing planets to live on!
He had died of embarrassment and couldn't stay on Lanxing anymore. If the juniors saw Jiang the Adorable Man, their dreams would be shattered!
So Jiangnan decided he wouldn't return to Lanxing until the side effects wore off. He'd rather die than go back!
Just in time, Boss Pang had finished making a Cloud-Mother Planet. He could go pick it up!
...
At the Pioneer Academy playground, Wu Liang and Wang Youzhi were still stubbornly flipping coins, seeing who was better!
Xiong Er and the others were watching, with a crowd of juniors gathered around, all craning their necks to see the excitement!
"Wow! Liang Shen's luck is really bad! How does he never win?"
"Say... guys like Liang Shen, why would they still play a coin-flipping game that even three-year-olds don't play?"
"What do you know? The higher the level, the more you return to simplicity. What looks like a simple coin toss might contain profound truths. Each choice is a spiritual battle. Learn from them. We're still far off!"
(ʃƪ♡⌂♡) "I don't understand any of that, but Liang Shen is so manly! That beard is really handsome! Pure masculinity, you know? He's my type!"
Many junior girls looked at Wu Liang with heart eyes!
But Wu Liang was getting desperate from losing:
(。•ˇ෴ˇ•。) "Dammit! Why can't I win even once? Da Zhi! You must have cheated, right?"
"Hmph~ It's really making me mad~"
The playground fell into dead silence. All the juniors looked at Wu Liang in horror!
The first half of Wu Liang's sentence was normal, but the second half turned into that damn baby voice, complete with hands on hips and pouting!
His masculine image completely vanished, and even Wu Liang himself was stunned!
Wang Youzhi shuddered violently:
(≖益≖٥) "Tch! Don't make that disgusting noise! It gives me the creeps! So you lost a few hundred rounds? Just talk normally!"
Wu Liang pouted: (。ớ෴ờ。) "But I'm not talking weirdly! Why are you yelling at me? You always bully baby! Hmph! Da Zhi is so mean!"
Wang Youzhi's eyes widened in horror. He curled his toes hard. The juniors all backed away frantically!
What was going on? Did Liang Shen have a delicate maiden's heart hidden beneath his rough exterior?
This god-level baby voice—even many junior girls couldn't produce it!
Wang Youzhi was furious:
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "What the heck! You're still talking? You're deliberately disgusting me, aren't you?"
Xiong Er rushed forward:
(｡･ˇ෴ˇ･) "Da Zhi, calm down! Bear Big~ Did you know? The way you talk is really cheesy~ So lame~"
Wu Liang: =͟͟͞͞(꒪෴꒪‧̣̥̇) ???
Wang Youzhi: ∑(°口°๑) ???
Juniors: Σ(っ°口°;)っ !!!
What did we just hear? Was there anyone normal in Southern God's team? Seeing is believing, but hearing is experiencing!
It was proven: when men start talking in baby voices, there's no room for lolis!
Wang Youzhi shuddered, stood up, and rolled up his sleeves!
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Oh my gosh! You two are both doing that disgusting noise today? One of us three has to die today!"
With that, he rushed forward, his body surrounded by black mist. He grabbed Wu Liang, put him over his knee, and started spanking him wildly!
"I'll make you talk! I'll make you act cute! I'll make you make that disgusting noise!"
Wu Liang roared: (。≥෴≤。) "Ahhh~ Someone's bullying baby! This Zhi Zhi is spanking~ Boohoo~"
Xiong Er: (☍෴⁰。) "You two, stop it~ So fierce~ I'm so scared~"
Wang Youzhi: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄...
Juniors: (￢益￢٥) "Eww~ So disgusting~"