Chapter 2380: What Kind of Human Hell Is This
Brother Sakura completely lost it, rushing forward to grab Jiangnan by the neck and shaking him wildly, caring not one bit about her image!
Where the heck was her image anymore?!
Her resentment value was maxed out!
Originally, she was just a beautiful female warrior, but now she'd turned into a vintage-style air fringe!
The double whammy of a full beard and a 0.5 bald head had inflicted severe psychological damage on Qian Benying!
She wanted nothing more than to choke Jiangnan to death!
Jiangnan was dizzy from the shaking and quickly said:
(´థ෴థ)σ "Pfft~ What's going on? Big Power doesn't work?"
Brother Sakura was furious: (งᵒ̌෴ᵒ̌)ง "It doesn't work at all! It falls off and grows back! Only the hair—it only works on hair! What kind of devilish Big Power is this?! You owe me! Pay up~"
"Die! Damn it! Isn't this terrible?"
You could see just how desperate Qian Benying was; she even started speaking in dialect!
Jiangnan was shocked. He didn't expect the fuzz to be so stubborn—it actually encountered fur that Big Power couldn't remove?
And it only worked on hair?
He couldn't help but stifle a laugh and said, "It's... it's fine, don't worry. It's just a beard, right? Usually, the side effects of this stuff only last 24 hours. Once the 24 hours are up..."
Xia Yao stomped her foot angrily:
(◦`෴´◦) "Just a beard? Who says it's just a beard? Look!"
With that, Xia Yao grabbed the corner of her bathrobe and made as if to pull it open!
Zhong Yingxue and Jiang Ning widened their eyes:
(‧̣̥̇ﾟ෴ﾟ)ﾂ "Hey! Don't you..."
Even Jiangnan's eyes widened. Oh? Is this something I can see without paying?
Let me do a soul engraving!
But Zhong Yingxue's stop came too late. With a rustle, the bathrobe was yanked off and tossed aside!
The smile on Jiangnan's face froze instantly!
=͟͟͞͞(⊙෴⊙‧̣̥̇)
Holy crap! I've seen holy light from shampoo and body wash, golden holy light, texture-mapped holy light, and foam holy light!
But with all the holy lights I've witnessed, today is the first time I've seen chest-hair holy light!
At the same time, Qian Benying's bathrobe, which she was using to choke Jiangnan, also happened to fall to the ground!
The pink chest hair was exceptionally conspicuous, and the room fell silent!
Jiangnan spun around, fell to the ground, and pounded the floor, laughing hysterically!
Tears streamed from his eyes:
_(థ෴థゝ∠)_ "What kind of stuff did I just engrave into my soul with Soul Engraving?! Wahahahaha! Chest hair! How did you guys get chest hair too?!"
"Pfft hahaha~"
At this moment, every beautiful female warrior in the room had red eyes. Laugh? You still dare to laugh?
(ꐦ͡’෴͡’)☛ "Everyone! Get him!"
Instantly, all the beautiful female warriors charged forward and formed a circle around Jiangnan, kicking him wildly!
Jiangnan curled up on the ground, hugging his head, still cackling nonstop because the view was spectacular!
What kind of paradise on earth was this?
This was the first time Jiangnan had ever been willingly kicked in a circle!
Finally, when he couldn't laugh anymore, he grabbed Xia Yao and Qian Benying's little feet as they kicked in.
"Stop kicking, stop kicking! If Big Power doesn't work, I have other remedies! This is no problem for me!"
Hearing that Jiangnan had another trick, the beautiful female warriors' hopes reignited!
Qian Benying grabbed Jiangnan by the collar:
(งᵒ̌෴ᵒ̌)ง "What other way? Tell me quick!"
Jiangnan mysteriously pulled an Ox-Horse Pen out of his pocket.
(͡°෴͡°)⋋ "Ta-da~ It's an Ox-Horse Pen that can freely censor and remove things! Just switch it to horse pen mode, apply the censoring, then break the mosaic, and that part disappears!"
"I used this on Bing Chacha before!"
Xia Yao was stunned. What kind of novel gadget was this? She'd never heard of it before!
Was Little Nan really not just cursing people?
Qian Benying swallowed:
(๑◔෴◔ิ) "Does this thing really work? Can it get rid of the full beard and chest hair? It's not a scam?"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes:
(꒪ͦ෴꒪ͦ◦) "When have I ever scammed you?"
Qian Benying gritted her teeth: "Every time! Whatever! I'll treat a dead pen as a living one! Hurry up and do it!"
She put on a face of heroic sacrifice and let Jiangnan save her.
Jiangnan switched to horse pen mode and began painting and smearing over Qian Benying's full beard.
Painting the beard was fine, but when he censored the chest hair, Qian Benying's face flushed red, and she let out a "heehee~"
The beautiful female warriors covered their faces. The atmosphere was getting weird!
Jiangnan: ✍(థ෴థ๑) "Pfft~"
Qian Benying was furious: "Laugh? You still laugh? Stop laughing! Hold it in!"
At a time like this, shouldn't Jiangnan be losing control, letting his imagination run wild? What are you laughing at?!
But with Qian Benying looking like this—that rough full beard, combined with her deep, husky "heehee"—Jiangnan honestly couldn't let his imagination run wild!
He barely held back his laughter and finished censoring Qian Benying—both her beard and chest.
This time, even Xia Yao couldn't hold it in.
(ﾉ)෴(ヾ) "This... this looks even stranger! It's kind of like a movie heroine..."
Jiangnan was startled and looked at Xia Yao. Oh? Big Wolf Extinction has rich experience?
(͡°ก͡°) "Ahem... can we talk privately?"
Qian Benying glared: "Talk about what? Hurry up!"
Jiangnan didn't dare delay and quickly shattered the mosaic. The moment it broke, Qian Benying did return to her original form.
But it was only a fleeting glimpse. Within a fraction of a second, the full beard and chest hair tenaciously grew back!
Qian Benying: !!!
(ଵ෴ଵ|||) "What is this? Didn't you say it works? Why did it grow back?"
Jiangnan broke out in a cold sweat: (꒪෴꒪‧̣̥̇) "Ah-ha... ahaha! Maybe... try keeping the mosaic on all the time? Then no one can tell you have a full beard!"
Now the system item bugs were getting hard to exploit? It was that stubborn?
Qian Benying's face darkened even more. That would be even weirder! Better to just keep the full beard!
"Might as well beat you to death!"
Jiangnan panicked: "Wait, wait! I have more! I have another trick! Use this! This will definitely work!"
He pulled out an Irresistible Small Fire Jar.
(∗ᵒ̶̶̷̀෴˂̶́)っΩ
Qian Benying skeptically asked, "Is this reliable?"
Jiangnan patted his chest: "Reliable! Absolutely reliable! It can even pull out Dao wounds. How can it not pull out chest hair?"
"Plus, it has the effect of joyful cup-lifting, which is totally perfect for you!"
"If you don't believe me, Big Wolf Extinction! Give her a demonstration?"
Xia Yao shook her head like a rattle. She'd been cupped on the back once and couldn't tell front from back anymore.
She never wanted to experience that nightmare again!
Seeing even Xia Yao refuse, Qian Benying's confidence wavered: "Then... let's test it first. Don't do the chest; start with the beard!"
Jiangnan nodded repeatedly, then placed a Small Fire Jar over Qian Benying's mouth, turning it left to activate removal mode.
Qian Benying kicked her legs and rolled her eyes from the suction.
The next moment, with a "pop," Jiangnan yanked the Small Fire Jar off. On top of it appeared the character "胡" (beard). It worked in one try!
The beard on Qian Benying's face disappeared and didn't grow back.
But around her mouth, there was now a red, swollen ring of cupping marks, puffed up like sausage lips.
(∗❛ั⊖❛ั∗) "How ith it? Ith it any better? Why can't I feel my mouth?"
Even Sheng Yi and Sheng Cai couldn't hold it in anymore; they burst out laughing. Zhong Yingxue turned to face the wall, shoulders shaking uncontrollably.
Olivia conjured a mirror and placed it in front of Qian Benying, biting her lips so hard they turned purple.
Qian Benying froze on the spot.
The full beard was indeed gone, but these sausage lips were something else—uglier than before!
Xia Yao held back laughter: (๑ಥ෴ಥ) "I remember... the marks left by the Small Fire Jar take three days to fade. The full beard probably only lasts one day."
"I think the full beard is easier to accept."
Qian Benying touched her lips, and a sharp pain hit her nerves. She immediately burst into tears.
(▼❥▼*) "Jiang bad egg! I'm going to fight you!"
Jiangnan panicked: ੧੧(☍෴⁰。) "No no no, don't rush! I have pain relief—just drink a Large Green Stick and you'll..."
[From Qian Benying: Resentment Value +1010!]
"I spit! Trap! All traps! Spit! I'll choke you!"
Was he just going to mess with her alone? Originally, the beautiful female warrior Sakura could still accept it. But sausage-lip Brother Sakura was a devil!
At this point, the beautiful female warriors gave up all hope of getting rid of the beards and chest hair.
Otherwise, they might end up even worse than Qian Benying!
He who tries to exploit a bug will inevitably be played by the bug!
They had to get revenge!
The beautiful female warriors immediately tackled Jiangnan to the ground. Qian Benying, like a mad dog tearing open a package, ripped Jiangnan's shirt to shreds!
Sure enough, Jiangnan hadn't escaped the chest-hair curse either.
On his firm chest, a thick layer of fur had grown, giving him an extra-masculine vibe.
The angrier Qian Benying got, the more she wanted to pull it out.
(งᵒ̌⊖ᵒ̌)ง "Pull! Pull your chest hair!"
Jiangnan was pinned down and had his chest hair yanked out, rolling his eyes in pain.
(꒪ͦ෴꒪ͦ|||) "Ahahaha~ Stop pulling, stop pulling! I really messed up! Wahoo~ Motherf*cker! Piece of sh*t!"
He wasn't afraid of it being all pulled out, because it would just grow back!
What kind of hellish torture was this?
The scene was utter chaos. Chong Feiyu stared blankly at the spectacle—chest hair and bathrobes flying everywhere, screams and wails blending together.
Was this really something she could join in on?
As the beautiful female warriors were meting out punishment to Jiangnan, no one noticed that an hour had passed since they ate breakfast.
The Strongman Pill's effect was wearing off, and both the range bonus and critical hit effect vanished.
And now, the true nightmare had just begun!