Chapter 223: Flowers Blooming Fragrant, Spring Breeze Brocade
Resentment values kept refreshing all the way!
Yun Fei had no idea what was wrong with her today!
In just half an hour, she felt like she'd released all the farts of her entire life today!
It was utterly embarrassing!
If it were just one or two, that would be one thing!
But she hadn't stopped! Her skirt fluttered up and never came back down!
How could this be?
Was she no longer the adorable little fairy everyone loved?
Finally arriving at the Jiangcheng night market, everywhere they walked, there was no one behind them!
It wasn't crowded at all, all thanks to Yun Fei's contribution!
Seeing the strange looks from people around her, Yun Fei's mental state completely collapsed!
Jiangnan still couldn't figure out how Yun Fei managed to do it!
But he didn't care about that!
Under Yun Fei's stunned gaze, Jiangnan familiarly walked to an empty spot!
He spread out his vendor cloth, arranged various goods, and sat down on his little stool!
"Jiangnan, you... what are you doing!"
Jiangnan shrugged: "Setting up shop, why else would I come to the night market?"
Yun Fei: ???
Setting up shop?
Wasn't he the All-Star champion? And a world-rare spatial-type spirit martial artist!
With boundless prospects!
Yet he came to the night market to set up a stall?
[Resentment value from Yun Fei +666!]
Jiangnan grabbed a loudspeaker and shouted passionately!
"Come on, come on! Folks, don't miss out as you pass by!"
"Detoxifying Soybeans! Dali for the ultimate show!"
"Low on energy? Chives to the rescue!"
"Hulk Brand Shorts make you look slim!"
"Golden Durians aren't smelly at all!"
"Vitality Ginseng says NO to pain!"
He rattled off advertising slogans, leaving the night market crowd stunned!
"Oh wow! Nan Shen is back in business? Give me ten bottles of Dali! Ten jin of chives!"
"I've been waiting for you till the flowers wilted! Ten ginseng roots! I'll transfer the money right now!"
"Finally setting up shop! I'll tell my friends to come support!"
In an instant, a crowd gathered around, making it the hottest stall in the entire night market!
Yun Fei stood nearby, at a loss!
Th-this popular?
In just three minutes, he made a million? What kind of stuff are you even selling?!
Wait, that's not the point!
Weren't we supposed to be on a date?
So why did you drag me here to sell shorts halfway?!
[Resentment value from Yun Fei +1000!]
"Nanshen, how much are these durians?"
Jiangnan grinned: "Brother, you've got an eye!"
"Golden giant durians, pulp sweeter than honey!"
"The perfect choice to restore spiritual energy!"
"Only ten thousand, take one home for your wife to try!"
"Never kneel on instant noodles again when you mess up!"
"Kneel on a big durian instead!"
"Guaranteed to make you feel like a god!"
Brother: ???
Go to hell with that!
Who would buy that! Kneeling on instant noodles or a washboard is already painful enough!
A nearby young wife: "Give me one! I'll transfer the money now!"
Brother panicked: "Wife! Think twice! Think twice!"
"Shut up! Let's see if you dare go to the bathhouse again! Spending the whole day there!"
"And you said there's something wrong with your car's steering wheel! As soon as you get in, it automatically veers toward the bathhouse? Pah!"
Jiangnan stunned: "Damn! Brother, you're that amazing? What car is that? I want one too!"
Brother went crazy: "Don't ask! I have my dignity!"
"Come on, come on!"
"Nan Shen products are always top quality!"
"New product! Dali 2.0 upgraded version!"
"Three times the effect of the original!"
"Drink it and transform into an invincible little stud! You'll be the brightest guy on the street!"
"100,000 a bottle! No bargaining!"
The customers were stunned. There's an upgraded version of Dali?
If you add chives to that, you'd be flying, right?
Gritting their teeth: "It's a bit pricey, but Nan Shen's stuff has never let me down! Give me one bottle!"
"Haha! Let me try it out!"
"The brightest guy on the street? I'm tempted!"
"Nan Shen is awesome! Every time he sets up, he brings a different girl!"
"This one's not bad either! For her, I'll take a bottle!"
Business was booming. Jiangnan was swamped, leaving Yun Fei standing aside!
Yun Fei was grinding her teeth in anger!
What kind of lousy date is this?
It's completely different from what I imagined!
And her stomach was churning like a storm, with no sign of stopping!
There were so many people here!
If the smell got out and chased away all the customers, how could she go on living?
But there wasn't a bathroom anywhere nearby!
At this moment, Yun Fei's knuckles were white from clenching, cold sweat beading on her forehead!
Her legs were pressed tightly together!
She was about to go crazy!
Just then, Yun Fei's eyes lit up!
She slowly shuffled over until she was standing next to Jiangnan's stall.
The stall beside them just happened to be selling stinky tofu!
Lowering her head, face red, she finally relaxed her tense nerves and let out a long sigh.
At that moment, "flowers bloomed fragrant", and the spring breeze was brocade!
And it was silent!
"Oh my god! What's that smell? It's so damn fresh!"
"Nice! This stinky tofu is authentic!"
"The aroma is so rich! Mmm! Give me five kuai's worth!"
"Yeah~ That's the smell! Legit! I want five kuai's too!"
As the fresh smell spread, the stinky tofu stall was instantly surrounded by a large crowd!
They were selling like crazy!
The stinky tofu vendor was shocked. What's going on?
This smell is way too authentic!
His master couldn't even make this smell!
I... I've attained enlightenment?
How could he miss this business opportunity? He immediately shouted, "You bet! A century-old brand!"
"Stinky tofu! This is the real deal!"
Jiangnan was confused. Why did the neighbor's business suddenly get so good?
And that smell...
He took a closer look! Jiangnan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!
Yun Fei was actually standing next to the stinky tofu stall, letting her short skirt billow in the breeze!
Going all out!
Damn!
You actually ran over to the stinky tofu stall to fart?
Secretly adding flavor to their goods?
Hey hey hey!
Did that vendor agree to this?
Did those customers agree?
Business is booming like this? Do people really like this flavor now?
To cover up the fact that you're farting, do you have to try this hard?
Yun Fei seemed to notice Jiangnan staring, and quickly reduced her output!
But it was no longer within her control!
If this kept up, she really wouldn't be able to tell if what came out was a fart or something else!
"Jiangnan! Can you finish setting up this stall already?"
"We're supposed to be on a date!"
Jiangnan flashed a bright smile: "Don't rush! I haven't sold all the goods yet!"
"People are so enthusiastic, I just can't say no!"
[Resentment value from Yun Fei +1000!]
Don't rush?
If we don't rush, the dam is really going to break!
Yun Fei gritted her teeth: "I'll buy all your goods! How much?"
Jiangnan was stunned: "That generous? All this stuff, it's got to be at least 50 million!"
Yun Fei stomped her foot in desperation: "Bank card number!"
In less than a minute, Jiangnan's phone received a large transfer of 50 million!
Yun Fei grabbed Jiangnan's arm: "Let's go! To the mall!"
Jiangnan quickly packed up: "Don't rush! Why the mall? To buy clothes?"
Yun Fei gritted her teeth and said nothing.
Buy clothes, my ass! The mall has a bathroom!
[Resentment value from Yun Fei +1000!]
Only the night market crowd was left unsatisfied!
The stinky tofu vendor!
"Damn? Where did that smell go? This isn't right!"
This flower is not that flower, spring breeze gently caresses? Sigh~ Ha! Requesting a five-star!