# Chapter 222: The Wind Is Quite Turbulent Today
During class, Zhong Yingxue saw the band-aid on Yunfei's neck!
She looked at Jiangnan, pouting her little mouth!
She couldn't help but draw a bunch of circles in her textbook...
In the end, she couldn't hold back, and a small note flew to Jiangnan's desk.
He was startled, looking at Zhong Yingxue!
She immediately sat up straight, pretending to be paying attention to the lesson!
Jiangnan: ???
Xuexue actually passed him a note?
Oh my god! She's learned to be naughty!
He couldn't wait to open the note, only to find no words, just a...
(๑`~´๑)
Jiangnan snickered secretly!
Oh hohoho?
Xuexue was jealous? This was just too cute!
But the situation was nothing like what they thought!
That band-aid was from a knife wound he had inflicted on himself...
Before figuring things out, Jiangnan didn't want Zhong Yingxue to worry too much.
So he reached his hand into the desk.
At the same time, Zhong Yingxue felt a hand land in her desk!
She was startled!
She saw that hand forming the shape of a little person, swaggering around inside the desk!
It even knelt down and bowed repeatedly!
"Pfft~ hehehe~"
Zhong Yingxue couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The teacher's face darkened: "Zhong Yingxue, where was I?"
Zhong Yingxue stood up: "Elementary transformations of matrices and linear equation formulas!"
Teacher: ???
Awkward...
"Sit... sit down!"
Jiangnan was shocked!
No way!
Xuexue! Are you some kind of goddess?
How could you listen to the lesson while watching the little figure?
After sitting down, Zhong Yingxue secretly winked at Jiangnan.
All of this was witnessed by Yunfei, who clenched her teeth and tightened her fists!
...
When school ended in the evening, Zhong Yingxue went home first!
Meanwhile, as promised, Jiangnan walked down the street with Yunfei, his face expressionless!
Yunfei was clinging to Jiangnan's arm, acting like a little bird relying on someone.
As if the unpleasantness at noon had never happened.
"I'm already on this date with you. When will you tell me about Xia Yao?"
Yunfei said coldly: "Bringing her up again? You're on a date with me right now!"
"Can't you focus? You haven't said a single word the whole time! Am I holding a piece of wood?"
Jiangnan smiled brightly, but there was a cold glint in his eyes: "So what do you want?"
Yunfei said matter-of-factly: "Just like a normal date between a guy and a girl!"
"If you make me happy, I'll naturally tell you about her when it's convenient for me!"
Jiangnan smiled and patted her head: "Sure! My little darling Yunfei!"
"Want some milk tea? I'll go buy it?"
Seeing Jiangnan's smiling face and hearing his sweet words, Yunfei blushed and her heartbeat quickened!
To be honest, Jiangnan's looks were devastating!
When he was gentle, he was so charming that he could break any girl's heart!
"O-okay... I'll do what you say!"
Jiangnan bought two cups of milk tea from a shop on the street corner, while Yunfei waited nearby.
For some reason, as he bought the milk tea, Jiangnan let out a series of "Hehehe~" giggles.
It gave Yunfei the chills!
"Here, this one has extra sugar. You'll definitely like it."
Yunfei took the milk tea and took a gentle sip.
Mmm~ The taste was a bit strange, but since Jiangnan bought it, how could she not drink it?
"My darling! Where should we go?"
Yunfei blushed!
Oh my god! His attitude had changed so drastically from before!
She wasn't quite used to it yet.
"You decide!"
Jiangnan grinned: "Then let's go to the night market..."
So he linked arms with Yunfei and headed toward the Jiangcheng night market!
After finishing the cup of milk tea, Yunfei felt her whole body refreshed and invigorated!
What kind of magical milk tea was this? It was amazing!
But as they walked, a sudden overwhelming sensation made Yunfei freeze on the spot!
She didn't dare move!
"Hm? Why aren't you walking?"
Yunfei forced a smile: "It's... it's nothing!"
But inside, her mind was in turmoil!
Why would she feel the need to "leak air" right now?
And the feeling came so fiercely!
No!
Absolutely not!
This was a date! If Jiangnan heard her fart, her image would be completely ruined!
Wouldn't all her efforts be wasted?
Then how could she make Jiangnan like her?
Yunfei clenched her teeth, using all her strength to prevent this disaster!
She was practically moving at a crawl!
Jiangnan kept his expression neutral, but inside he was laughing his head off!
Secretly adding ingredients? I'm already a seasoned pro, okay?
He had already slipped some Detoxifying Soybean into the milk tea!
Threatening me?
You clearly don't know the reputation of me, the Pacifier War God!
"What's wrong? Not feeling well?"
Yunfei: "N-no! Why walk so fast? Let's take it slow!"
So Jiangnan continued to walk arm in arm with Yunfei down the street!
Yunfei: !!!
Damn it!
I can't take it anymore! I really can't!
I'm at my absolute limit!
Ahhh!
Yunfei took a deep breath.
The next moment, her short skirt behind her slightly lifted, and even her waist-length curly hair blew gently backward!
Jiangnan turned around, stunned at the sight!
His face was full of shock!
Holy crap! She actually blew out such a strong wind?
It lifted her skirt and hair?
How long had she been holding that in?
And the most impressive part was that it was completely silent?
A muffled version?
No wonder she was like a fairy! Such a refined lady!
Her skill at silent farting was so profound that Jiangnan was curious how she did it!
Yunfei naturally felt Jiangnan's gaze!
Face flushed red, she covered her bottom and said awkwardly: "The evening wind is really strong today, blowing my skirt up!"
"Don't look! It's so embarrassing!"
Jiangnan: ???
Where the hell is the wind?
The leaves aren't even moving!
Are you seriously talking nonsense with your eyes wide open?
Yunfei covered her nose: "Ugh~ It stinks! It must be the smell from the sewer grate! Let's get out of here!"
With that, she pulled Jiangnan's arm and hurried forward!
Jiangnan: !!!
I can't even argue with that excuse!
What a convenient explanation!
This fairy!
Your skills are truly remarkable!
Sewer grate: (▼皿▼)
You're full of it!
What does this have to do with me...
Yunfei barely managed to bluff her way through and breathed a huge sigh of relief!
But little did she know, that was just the beginning!
Yunfei was going crazy!
What was wrong with her today?
Was she feeling sorry for herself after the daytime humiliation?
Other people cry when they're wronged!
She farts when she's wronged?
What the heck!
She pulled Jiangnan's arm and rushed forward with her head down!
Behind her, her short skirt was constantly lifted by the "wind," sending her long hair fluttering!
Jiangnan, being pulled along by Yunfei, stroked his chin and enjoyed the scenery all the way!
Because Jiangnan was studying how Yunfei managed to silence her emissions!
That was way too impressive!
Jiangnan shook his head and sighed: "Tsk tsk tsk! The wind is especially turbulent today!"
Yunfei's face was so red it was about to explode!
As long as there's no sound,
it has nothing to do with me!
The passersby on the pedestrian street:
"What the hell! The smell on this street is really 'fresh' today!"
"Ugh! I've been smelling it the whole way!"
"Right? From Hongqi Street all the way to Guilin Road! Such a long battle line?"
"Hiss~ Ahh~ Comfortable!"
"What the hell, bro? What kind of fetish is that?"
Yunfei: !!!
[From Yunfei Resentment Value +1000!]
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