Chapter 214: Damn It!
Jiangnan finally understood!
The energy in this Strength Potion 2.0 was way too violent!
His body had absorbed too much energy and couldn't digest it, which caused his muscles to explode!
He turned into a muscle-bound Man Nan! A muscular Barbie!
But the improvement to his physical constitution was real!
It even helped Jiangnan break through to Silver One Star!
"Looks like I'll have to dilute it with water next time, otherwise..."
Zhong Yingxue bared her little tiger teeth: "Hmph! You think there'll be a next time?"
Xia Yao rubbed her eyes: "Next time... you go first!"
The three of them sat on the collapsed bed!
They waited until dawn, when the energy in their bodies was finally fully absorbed!
Now Jiangnan's muscles were well-proportioned, not bulky at all, but extremely lean and powerful!
And Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao had no excess fat anywhere on their bodies!
Their subtle muscle lines were full of beauty! Touching them felt bouncy!
They both felt as light as swallows!
Only then did their faces look much better.
But they still gave Jiangnan angry, proud faces!
(◦`~´◦)
They provided him with a full 200,000 resentment points throughout the night!
Jiangnan felt guilty and couldn't help saying, "How about the seaside amusement park? My treat!"
Zhong Yingxue's eyes lit up: "Let's go! I'll go change clothes!"
Xia Yao: "Hehe! Great! Then I want cotton candy! And ice cream!"
With that, the two of them dashed upstairs!
Jiangnan: ???
Looking at the utterly trashed room, Jiangnan had a headache!
He called a home renovation company, and half an hour later, the renovation guy showed up!
At this moment, the guy stood in the room, completely dumbfounded!
Staring at the shattered bathtub, the exploded bathroom door, the room door!
And the collapsed bed, he was totally stunned!
The most terrifying thing was the "太" shaped hole in the wall!
太?
Why would it be 太?
So intense? How fierce was last night!
From the bathroom to the room! The bed collapsing wasn't enough? Even the wall...
The guy looked at the "太" shaped hole, then at Jiangnan!
Then he gave a thumbs up!
Amazing!
"Bro! I'll give you 200! Tell me how you made a 太 shape in the wall, okay?"
"I want to be as fierce as you!"
Jiangnan, with a dark face, pulled out a bottle of Strength 2.0 and stuffed it into the guy's arms!
"Go home and drink it! You won't just break through walls; you can demolish buildings!"
The guy held the Strength Potion, eyes gleaming: "Bro! Say no more! Forget the money! I'll do this job for free!"
Jiangnan patted his shoulder: "Kid, you're learning!"
Just then, Zhong Yingxue came down from upstairs wearing a floral print dress!
A white sun hat on her head with a blue bow on top!
She was as beautiful as a princess from a fairy tale!
Xia Yao wore tight jeans and a white three-quarter sleeve shirt! Full of vitality!
She jumped down directly from the second floor!
"Let's go! I'm ready! I'll drive!"
Zhong Yingxue laughed: "Yao Yao, take it easy! Xiao Nan, hurry up!"
"Hehe, got it!"
The guy's eyes widened as he watched Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao walk past!
His electric drill suddenly felt worthless!
Damn! With two beauties like that? I could break through walls too!
Ahhh! So jealous!
On the way, Jiangnan sent messages to Wu Liang, Yu Qingqing, and the others!
He even included Shen Miao and her group!
These were all teams that had advanced to the nationals, since they came from the same province!
Naturally, they needed to get to know each other better!
By the time Jiangnan and the others arrived at the Seaside Amusement Park!
Qin Shou's team had already gathered. Wu Liang was standing with Shen Miao and Guo Guo.
At that moment, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao each held a colorful cotton candy in one hand and a strawberry ice cream in the other!
Their faces were full of happiness!
The whole muscle Barbie incident was already forgotten!
Yu Qingqing: "Wow! Sister Xue and Sister Yao are both so beautiful!"
Jiangnan grinned: "Here~"
Like magic, ten colorful cotton candies appeared in Jiangnan's hands!
The girls' eyes lit up!
"Hehe, thanks, Boss Nan!"
"Really sweet!"
"Mmm~ Delicious!"
Qin Shou nudged Glasses Bro: "See that? Learn something!"
Glasses Bro looked at Du Yue, then at Jiangnan, gritted his teeth, and made up his mind!
He had to become his apprentice!
Jiangnan looked at Shen Miao and smiled: "Why didn't Song Qing and Gu Bei come?"
Guo Guo covered her mouth with a giggle: "Aren't they still afraid of you after you beat them up?"
Shen Miao: "Hmph! I didn't invite them!"
Jiangnan grinned: "Then let's go!"
Xia Yao's big eyes were full of excitement: "Let's go! Let's go to the haunted house!"
Shen Miao and Guo Guo shrank their necks!
"W-We go straight to the haunted house? Isn't that too exciting?"
"I'm scared!"
Wu Liang patted his chest, full of confidence: "Follow me! I'll lead you!"
"Hehe, thanks, Brother Wu Liang!"
The amusement park was packed on the weekend!
The group arrived in front of the Ringing Bell Haunted House, which was famous worldwide!
Its horror index was definitely MAX!
As they were about to enter!
Qin Shou stood still, hearing the screams coming from inside the haunted house, his whole body frozen!
Yu Qingqing was stunned: "Why aren't you moving?"
Du Yue snickered: "Could it be that our Captain Qin is afraid of ghosts?"
Qin Shou glared: "Nonsense! I am a man of righteousness! How could I fear these evil spirits?"
"I just... have a disease where I die if I enter a haunted house!"
Yu Qingqing: ...
Jiangnan, walking ahead, turned back with a smile: "Sorry, big bro! I've used that excuse before!"
[Resentment from Qin Shou: +1000!]
"Hmph! Fine, I'll go in! Who's afraid of who!"
...
Inside the haunted house, it was dark and damp. Jiangnan led Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao through it.
Creepy BGM echoed around them from time to time!
The lights were dim green, flickering on and off. The corridors buzzed with static!
Occasionally, a cold breeze brushed their necks!
Blurry figures occasionally flashed at the end of the corridor!
Zhong Yingxue clung tightly to Jiangnan's arm, huddling into his embrace, her pretty face full of tension!
Her palms were sweaty!
Xia Yao, holding Jiangnan's hand, looked left and right, full of excitement!
Jiangnan: ( ˶˘ ᵕ ˘˶)
The haunted house was absolutely wonderful!
Just then, Xia Yao was stretching her head to peek into an alley!
Suddenly!
A long-tongued ghost, dressed in a white lab coat and terrifying makeup, rushed out from inside!
"Roar!"
ฅ(°口°๑)ฅ
"Ah!!!"
Xia Yao's fur stood on end! She instantly shrank behind Jiangnan, grabbing his shoulders and hiding!
Zhong Yingxue hugged him even tighter, closing her eyes tightly!
Jiangnan rubbed his nose, glanced at the long-tongued ghost, and said: "Tsk tsk! This ghost is rich!"
"Those shoes are Nikes!"
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao: ???
The long-tongued ghost looked down at the Nike sneakers exposed under the white lab coat!
Quietly pulled her little feet back!
[Resentment from Ning Youyou: +666!]
Xia Yao rolled her eyes at Jiangnan: "You idiot! You ruined the atmosphere!"
Zhong Yingxue patted her own little heart.
The three walked away...
The long-tongued ghost took off her Nike sneakers and threw them on the ground angrily!
"Damnit!"
It's been a whole morning! She hadn't scared a single person!
As a ghost, she felt such a failure!
The three walked on, everything pitch black!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao suddenly couldn't find Jiangnan anymore, and along the way, no more ghosts jumped out to scare them!
There was no sense of horror at all!
When they reached the corner near the exit!
They finally found Jiangnan's figure!
Jiangnan was squatting on the ground, and next to him squatted three ghosts!
Jiangnan: "Hey, so how does your pay work? Daily wages?"
The zombie ghost next to him seemed a bit nervous, tugging at his clothes: "Um... daily, two hundred a day!"
Jiangnan: "Not bad! Do they provide lunch? What dishes?"
The hanging ghost girl counted on her fingers: "Potato and green bean stew, spicy cabbage, seaweed soup, and tomato scrambled eggs..."
The water ghost beside them: "Bro, I'm not complaining about them, but the food is really salty! Super salty!"
...
Xia Yao: (≖_≖)
Zhong Yingxue: (￢_￢)
Is this really a haunted house?
Could you tell us how you guys ended up chatting together?
Hey hey hey!
You can't just play it like this!