Chapter 213: Barbie Bodybuilder! Muscle Man Nan
In the bathtub!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao lay facing each other, their big eyes sparkling!
Stream after stream of pure energy flowed into their bodies through their skin!
Constantly strengthening their muscles and bones!
They could even feel their bodies growing stronger little by little!
A sense of power surged out endlessly!
The pleasure was beyond words! So comfortable it was unbelievable!
Even their skin became smooth and firm!
The effect was nothing like the previous strength potions could compare to!
Xia Yao exclaimed excitedly: "Oh my god! This... this feels way too good, right?"
Zhong Yingxue pinched her own lotus-root-like arm and said in shock: "I can really feel my body getting stronger bit by bit!"
"This energy is too overwhelming!"
Jiangnan's eyes widened outside the bathroom:!!!
Sounds amazing!
Is it really this strong?
The effect is surprisingly good!
Jiangnan didn't care at all about hair removal, whatever!
Old me already had desertification on the land long ago, okay?
Hearing the sounds from the bathroom, how could Jiangnan hold back anymore?
He teleported back to his own little room!
Set up the big iron pot that boiled Ye Ye's stuff, added four buckets of Strength 2.0!
Took off his clothes in a second!
"Shwoosh" and jumped into the pot!
Sure enough!
The hair removal effect was still instant!
But compared to before, the energy rushing into his body was almost unbelievably intense!
Continuously transforming his body!
The muscles on his body became more and more angular, as if carved by a knife or chisel!
Just then!
The chains were shattered in an instant! Jiangnan's rank directly jumped from Bronze Peak to Silver One Star!
The skill's coverage range even reached 500 meters!
Jiangnan was overjoyed!
Double blessings!
Feeling the improvement in his physical fitness, the unyielding Jiangnan pulled out a dagger!
Slit it across his own arm!
Only left a shallow white mark!
Jiangnan was stunned, this physical fitness is too terrifying, right?
If he soaked more, would it be bulletproof!
"Tsk... so comfortable!"
Lying in the pot, Jiangnan stretched his body, looking completely blissful!
He drifted off to sleep in a daze!
[From Zhong Yingxue's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Xia Yao's Resentment Value +1000!]
"Ah!!!"
"Jiangnan! I'm gonna bite you to death!"
The whole villa echoed with Xia Yao's scream!
Scared Jiangnan so much he sat straight up from the pot!
What the hell's going on?
Just then, with a loud "BOOM!"
The water in the pot shook three times!
Followed by heavy footsteps!
"BANG!"
A delicate white hand punched through the door of Jiangnan's room!
Grabbed the doorknob!
Ripped it off completely!
Then the entire door along with the door frame was torn down and tossed aside!
Jiangnan:???
Damn!
Do you have to be so violent?
He saw two tall, burly figures squeeze in through the "doorway"!
They were still wrapped in bathrobes?
Jiangnan's eyes nearly popped out!
At this moment, Xia Yao's muscles were absolutely shredded!
She was no longer tall, slender, or graceful in any way!
She was mighty, majestic, and domineering!
Arnold Schwarzenegger would have to step aside!
Her poor bathrobe could barely hold on, okay!
Tight skin still dotted with water droplets!
On top of that, the beautiful, unbelievably pretty face!
A powerful sense of dissonance slammed into his heart!
This build can't be real, right?
A... Barbie Bodybuilder?
Beside her, Zhong Yingxue wasn't much better off than Xia Yao!
She was red-eyed, biting her lower lip hard, surrounded by raging flames!
Why did Jiangnan think of Nezha from the cartoon when he saw Zhong Yingxue?
Not the one from the "Ne Zha" movie!
But the one who slapped Li Jing so hard he spat blood!
How could this happen!
What the hell!
Is Strength Potion 2.0 really this intense!
Did this muscle come from an air pump!
Why did things have to go in such a strange direction!
Jiangnan swallowed his saliva, face pale!
He looked down at his own body!
"Ptooey!"
He almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!
His own muscular body was blindingly ugly!
This was incredibly buff, okay!
Muscle Man Nan?
Jiangnan said weakly with a guilty look: "How about... we sign up for the Global Mr. Fitness contest?"
"We'd definitely win a little medal!"
Xia Yao completely flipped out! She stepped forward and grabbed Jiangnan by the nape of his fateful neck!
Then started shaking him wildly!
Crying: "To hell with the little medal! Xiao Nan, go to hell!"
"Give it back! How did I get this buff! Wuwuwu~"
"Now I can't get married! No one will like me! Wuwu!"
[From Xia Yao's Resentment Value +1000!]
Zhong Yingxue covered her face: "Ah! You hurry and put Xiao Nan back!"
"You can't hold him like that, you'll break him!"
"After you put him back, then bite him to death!"
Jiangnan:???
Is that necessary?
Xia Yao swung him around but lost her grip!
And Jiangnan flew!
With a loud "BOOM!" he smashed a human-shaped hole in the wall!
Even shaped like the character "大"!
Xia Yao covered her face! Dragging her "mighty" body, she sat on the bed!
"Wuwu~ What am I gonna do! I feel like I could bend arm-thick steel bars..."
Zhong Yingxue was also crying pitifully next to her: "What if we can't change back! We're so screwed! We can't show our faces!"
For any girl!
Becoming a Barbie Bodybuilder is absolutely unacceptable!
Both physically and mentally!
Can't unscrew a bottle cap? No no no!
Doesn't exist!
I could rip open a manhole cover!
All my gentle, cute image is destroyed!
Who knew soaking in the bath would turn us into this!
Jiangnan climbed out of a pile of concrete, saw Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue sitting sadly on the bed.
His heart ached terribly!
He put on some shorts and came back through the "大"-shaped hole!
"Hey~ Don't cry, okay?"
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao looked up at the pacifier Jiangnan handed them!
They stuffed it into their mouths, and their crying did get quieter!
Jiangnan squeezed in and sat on the bed with them!
At this moment!
Two mighty, absurdly buff Barbie Bodybuilders, plus one Muscle Man Nan, sat side by side on the bed, a harmonious scene!
All of them looked miserable!
Originally, the bed was quite big!
But now, with three of them sitting side by side, it felt very cramped!
"Crack!"
The four bed legs ultimately couldn't bear the weight of life's pressure!
The bed... collapsed!
All three of their bodies stiffened!
They felt a critical hit of 100,000 points to their hearts!
Bed: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
I... really did my best!
After the bed collapsed, Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue cried even louder!
Their iron fists of love kept pounding on Jiangnan's back!
Making a sound like beating a drum...
Jiangnan's gaze was firm, and he immediately swore a deadly oath!
"I will never drink Strength Potion 2.0 in my life!"
"Never, even if I die!"
Just soaking in it already turned me into this mess!
Who knows if drinking it would turn me into a humanoid Godzilla!