Chapter 2162: Isn't This Exposed?
At this moment, Yakeli's expression twisted together!
Everyone had gone completely crazy, hadn't they?
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "None of you present today are going to live!"
As he spoke, his hand directly covered Samo's head, while his other foot launched a fatal strike at Borden!
With a "swoosh" sound, Samo's head slipped right out of Yakeli's palm!
Borden, meanwhile, stood with hands on his hips, tanking the hit—laughable, it couldn't hurt him at all, could it?
Turning around, Borden and Samo each slapped Yakeli across the face again!
The jail overlord raised his foot for another fatal blow!
They even developed a rhythm!
"Slap! Slap! Thud!"
"Slap slap thud! Slap thud slap thud slap slap thud!"
A dozen veins bulged on Yakeli's forehead—this infuriating feeling of being unable to kill the other, unable to deal any damage at all!
Even more infuriating than an itch you can't scratch!
Although the three of them combined couldn't deal much damage, they certainly caused mental trauma!
Yakeli was completely enraged: "Thorn Barrage!"
He crossed his arms and pulled them in against his chest, and countless blood-colored crystal spikes burst from his body!
He looked like a blood-red sea urchin, but ordinary physical attacks had no effect on the three—they all slid off!
The three continued to curse and attack!
Over on Wang Youzhi's side, he stuffed a big handful of small ginseng into Taro's hands. Taro was spraying blood from his entire body, like a high-pressure showerhead!
Now the prisoners had even less worry about lacking water for their baths!
Taro struggled to his feet, seizing the time to lather up with soap!
(°᷄།益།°᷅(▼།皿།▼)°᷄།益།°᷅)
"Yakeli! You just wait, old man! I'll fight you another round!"
Yakeli was furious. Physical attacks were useless, and he couldn't use energy attacks!
So he decided to kill someone else first to vent his anger!
His murderous gaze immediately fell on the other prisoners!
But then Wang Youzhi roared!
✧*｡٩(ᵒ̴̶̷口ᵒ̴̶̷๑)و✧*｡ "Little ones! Charge together! Circle-kick him! Opportunities to beat the Bloody Miracle Yakeli don't come often!"
"After this, you'll have enough story to brag about for a lifetime! Life in this world is short, so fight while you can! Kill Yakeli, and you'll be the new miracle!"
"Show off whatever special moves you've got!"
Instantly, a swarm of prisoners covered in blood-colored soap bubbles charged at Yakeli like a zombie army!
Yakeli couldn't help but draw his spine-bone greatsword: "I really don't believe it today!"
He refused to believe he couldn't even kill one!
A fierce battle erupted in the arena!
Yakeli was surrounded by a pile of prisoners, all roaring and unleashing their attacks!
Spitting, slapping, poking eyes, picking noses, pulling hair, and a large number of low blows!
Yakeli's blood sword was swung wildly, but he just couldn't kill anyone!
Under the jail overlord's lead, Taro, Samo, and Borden were even fighting face-to-face with Yakeli!
All kinds of dirty tricks and underhanded moves were used—there were so many people it was hard to squeeze in!
The prisoners in the back were frantic!
(٥ﾟ口ﾟ)ﾂ "Hey hey hey! Brothers up front, had enough yet? If you're done, get down and let me have a turn! I haven't had my fun yet!"
"Yeah, yeah! Let everyone get a chance, right?"
The guards all covered their faces. They had planned to drive the prisoners over as cannon fodder!
Who knew they'd be braver than anyone, actually circling and ganging up on Yakeli?
In the middle of the arena, Yakeli roared and attacked wildly, while the prisoners crowded together, pushing forward to strike!
Since they all had the physical invincibility, they couldn't wear any clothes—everything would just slide off!
They only had the blood-colored holy light soap bubbles protecting their bodies, and they were all fighting with gusto!
What kind of hellish scene was this?!
But Bing Chacha's eyes lit up. If he could have that kind of ability himself...
Maybe he really could suppress Yakeli in one go?
(⌒ㅂ⌒#) "B-Brother Dazhi? Can I use it too? I can help!"
Wang Youzhi thought for a moment, then without any hesitation, a sly grin spread across his face!
(˵ಡ̫ಡ) "Come on! Together! Jiulan, you too!"
As he spoke, he tossed two suspicious soaps to them!
Bing Chacha caught it, swallowing hard!
(•́益•̀٥) "Th-this... there's no water, hmph..."
A guard nearby quickly said:
(#ﾟ～ﾟ)ﾂ "Lord Bing Chacha! I have some! I was just about to pee myself from fear just now. If you don't mind, you'll have to make do!"
"It's even hot water, so don't worry...!"
Bing Chacha's face darkened. Sweet heavens, hot water? You want to spray me?
Without a word, he punched the guard in the stomach, making him spit blood!
Bing Chacha quickly used the guard's sprayed blood to lather the soap!
When the flow stopped, he punched two more times, making the guard roll his eyes!
Guard: (꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ(#)...
I really shouldn't have opened my mouth!
At that moment, Jiulan held the suspicious soap and hesitated!
Join the fight?
Watching the group of blood-red tough guys circling Yakeli, Jiulan wished she could die!
How was she supposed to join in?
And lathering up on the battlefield? Forgive me, I still have my limits—I really can't do it!
Seeing Jiulan still hesitating, Wang Youzhi grinned slyly and quickly said:
(๑՞ꇴ՞) "Stuck on the water problem? I've got Dali here! Want to...?"
Jiulan shuddered violently:
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Get lost! Don't even think about it!"
The image of the warden bursting out of his clothes was still fresh in her mind!
Wang Youzhi urged: "At a time like this, why are you still thinking so much? You two are the only ones here who can deal real damage!"
"If you don't want to use Dali, I've also got nosebleed! You could always..."
Jiulan: !!!
(งᵒ̌口ᵒ̌)ง "Die! Who wants to bathe in your nosebleed?"
As she spoke, her gaze fell on Bing Chacha—he had already started lathering up!
At that moment, Jiulan looked as if she had seen something astonishing. Her pupils shrank, and she sucked in a cold breath!
(ʘ̅дʘ̅๑)!!!
Then she said with a face full of disgust:
(￢﹏￢٥) "Chacha! You go ahead and join the fight first to suppress Yakeli. I'll go take a shower first and come back in a bit!"
With that, she turned and headed off to find the bathroom!
Bing Chacha said reluctantly:
(︶益︶#) "Women are such a hassle. What kind of situation is this? Still thinking about that? Going to find a bathroom to shower in?"
"Hmm? ...Wait! What did she just call me?"
His relationship with Jiulan wasn't that close, was it?
Down below, the guard being used as a blood faucet widened his eyes in terror!
Σ(っ°ཀ;)っ "Sh-she called you Lord Chacha... n-no problem with that!"
At that moment, Bing Chacha suddenly realized something. His face turned deathly pale as he looked closely!
Σ(ଵ口ଵ|||) "Ahhh!!!"
Like a groundhog's scream, it echoed through Ming He Death Prison!
How could he forget this? He wasn't complete right now?
And in the middle of a battlefield, in front of everyone, lathering up?
Now it was all exposed, wasn't it?
The scream instantly drew everyone's attention!
(*ﾟﾛﾟ) "Ohhh?"
Σ(°△°|||) "Sss—"
Bing Chacha hurriedly pulled his uniform back on, trying to cover himself!
But with the physical invincibility active, clothes simply wouldn't stay on! He couldn't even pull them up!
Wang Youzhi: (˵ಡʖ̫ಡ) "Lord Chacha! What are you standing there for? The battlefield needs you!"
Samo: (〃ಡωಡ) "Yeah, yeah! Lord Chacha, you're the deputy warden, you can't just watch from the sidelines, right?"
Borden: (°ー°〃) "Lord Chacha! Even though you look kind of pathetic, if you fight Yakeli, I'll admit you're a real man!"
A certain female prisoner: (￢3￢)‧º·˚ "Pfft—I didn't expect Lord Chacha to be neither good-looking nor useful—a total waste!"
Every "Lord Chacha" completely shattered Bing Chacha's psychological defenses!
Great! Now everyone knew!
How was he supposed to keep working at Ming He Death Prison from now on?
Damn Jiangnan!
[From Bing Chacha's Resentment Value +1009!]
[From Bing Chacha...]
But at the moment, Bing Chacha couldn't care about that anymore. The key was to seize the chance to take down Yakeli!
With a roar, he charged into the fight!
Wang Youzhi, feeling tired from all the fighting, even pulled out the Extreme-Speed Slippers from his dull sack!
He put them on his hands and started swinging wildly—an automatic, hands-free fighting method!
He even made afterimages!
And he even equipped Taro and the others!
Taro had six hands—triple the output!
The situation in the arena fell into a deadlock. Yakeli could absorb power and redirect it back!
So he was almost immune to physical attacks!
Meanwhile, the prisoners had physical invincibility, making them incredibly slippery, and also immune to physical attacks!
Neither could do anything to the other—they just wore each other down!
What should have been a massacre had turned into a war of attrition!
Yakeli was going insane. What the hell was going on?
Normally, he could one-shot with a single strike, but now nine hundred and ninety-nine strikes couldn't kill a single person?
Had the world changed?
With the suspicious soap in play, stalling for half an hour was no problem!
...
While the battle raged at Ming He Death Prison, Jiang Chacha and Ye Hua had already run several dozen light-years away!
Thanks to Ye Hua's speed, what should have been a nineteen-minute journey was going to take only fifteen!
The bug right hand was still clinging to Jiang Chacha's stomach, and the situation at Ming He Death Prison was fully understood through the communication bug!
Thankfully, everything was under Jiang Chacha's control!
(꒪ั◊꒪ั*) "Aiyo yo yo yo yo—"
Jiang Chacha's features twisted together, and strange sounds came from his mouth!
Ye Hua was startled:
(•́ω•̀٥) "Lord? What's wrong?"
Jiang Chacha broke out in a cold sweat:
(￢ㅂ￢٥) "N-nothing! I'm pretty badly injured. Why do you care?"
In reality, he was being pinched by the bug right hand!
The bug right hand was furiously twisting the soft flesh on Jiang Chacha's waist!
It had clearly figured out that the so-called "invulnerable to everything" wasn't a human racial talent at all, but the effect of the suspicious soap!
So Jiangnan had been yelling about taking a shower all along!
You even dared to fool me? Wait till this queen gets back and deals with you!
Jiang Chacha was sweating buckets. Wasn't this completely exposed?
Just then, Ye Hua said, "Lord! The Pearl Star Harbor has arrived!"