Chapter 2161: Standing Up, Ooh!
For a moment, the whole place was filled with the sound of spitting!
Some people even didn't have enough spit, so they started doing warm-up exercises on the spot, frantically doing burpees until they turned into blurs!
They made themselves sweat profusely, drenched in sweat, to lather up the soap!
Suo Yuba was all set, but Samo and Bo Deng were useless!
One was a Crystal Clan, the other a Metal Clan, both material-type lifeforms!
Samo spat crystal slag, Bo Deng spat molten iron, there was no way to make soap bubbles!
The two were panicked!
(°益°〃) "Boss... Boss Nan Shen! You have a lot of spit, can you spare us some? We can't make bubbles!"
(งᵒ̌3ᵒ̌)ง˚‧º· "Ptui ptui, I don't even have enough for myself, go find someone else to ptui ptui!"
Suo Yuba said while spitting...
It looked like Ta Luo was about to be beaten into a three-headed coma, and if they didn't make bubbles soon, it would be too late!
The frantic brothers rushed into the crowd of prisoners!
(งᵒ̌益ᵒ̌)ง "Who! Who has a lot of spit? Feel free to spray it on me! This is a rare opportunity! I thank you kindly~"
(｡･ˇ益ˇ･) "Please! Spare us some spit! Hey~ you Llama Clan! Aren't you the best at spitting? Come! Give us a couple of pounds..."
Ta Luo was about to collapse. He had heard of beggars asking for food, but this was the first time he'd seen beggars asking for spit!
But the prisoners didn't have enough for themselves, so how could they spare any for them?
The male prisoners in the yard had completely let themselves go, taking spit baths and lathering up with soap!
But the female prisoners couldn't do that?
They were all frantic. How... how the hell were they supposed to wash like this?
The male prisoners could strip to the waist, but we can't!
And besides, who had time to think about how to take a bath now? The muscular men in front of them were completely captivating, okay?
There was too much to look at!
(♡﹃♡ʃƪ)
When did they ever get to see this on a normal day? Of course, they had to take the opportunity to sneak a few glances!
Especially Suo Yuba, who attracted the gaze of many female prisoners!
Whistling, winking, and gasping with hands over mouths were not uncommon.
After all, Suo Yuba was a one-to-one replica of Jiangnan!
Suo Yuba glared angrily:
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "What time is it, and you still have the leisure to make eyes?"
"All of you want to die, don't you? Hurry up and take a bath and lather up!"
The female prisoners were jolted awake. Life was more important!
But how were they supposed to wash? With spit?
That was too disgusting!
Just then, the savior Wang Youzhi appeared again!
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ "No water to wash? No problem! We'll wash with Dali!"
Saying that, he pulled two buckets of Dali from his Dull Sack and hoisted them onto his shoulders!
When the female prisoners saw water, they went completely crazy, screaming and crowding around!
As long as they had water to wet their bodies, they could rub up a lather!
Wang Youzhi was immediately surrounded by female prisoners, with chirping voices all around. He smiled smugly and poured out the Dali!
He spun around and splashed it, a veritable baptism, dousing them from head to toe!
The female prisoners were soaked with Dali water and were about to apply soap to their bodies!
But when they rubbed their heads, they heard a "squeak squeak" sound like rubbing balloons!
Everywhere the Dali touched, all the hair fell off!
Not just head hair—eyebrows, eyelashes, leg hair—all gone! A few female angels were turned into plucked chickens!
(◦▼皿▼) "Ah!! My hair! My hair! Gone! All gone! Wang, you bastard! I'll kill you!"
˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄口˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚ "You son of a bitch! No one said washing with this stuff would make you lose hair! My hair is my life! If you take my life, I'll take yours!"
(´థ益థ)σ "How can this be so accurate? Wang Youzhi! Go to hell!"
At that moment, the female prisoners drenched in Dali all turned red-eyed, went completely wild, and started punching and kicking Wang Youzhi, unleashing a furious assault!
They wanted to kill him!
But they couldn't hit him at all. All attacks slid off Wang Youzhi's body!
Of course, he had already lathered up with soap before coming, because he knew he would get beaten!
(︶.̮︶〃) "Why are you mad? I'm saving your lives, aren't I? So what if you're bald? Hair can grow back, but if you're dead, you're dead!"
"You're repaying kindness with hatred, you know?"
Seeing the furious female prisoners grinding their teeth in anger but unable to hit him, Wang Youzhi felt a great sense of achievement!
At that moment, he experienced the joy of being a Southern Man!
So this is how happy Jiangnan is?
(˵ಡꇴಡ˵) Ahahaha!
Staying in the Ming He Death Prison is pretty fun, isn't it?
The female prisoners were completely enraged:
(இ益இ*) "Bullshit! If we have no hair, we'd rather die!"
Clearly, Wang Youzhi underestimated how attached the female prisoners were to their hair!
So he waved his hand impatiently:
(︶～︶〃)ﾉ "Fine, fine! If you don't want to use Dali, don't. I've got more!"
With that, he pulled a handful of Small Ginseng from his Dull Sack and stuffed it into his mouth!
He swallowed it all in one gulp, and the next moment, two incredibly powerful streams of nose blood burst from Wang Youzhi's nostrils like exploding fire hydrants!
They sprayed onto the prisoners!
At that moment, Wang Youzhi was like a human blood-sprinkling truck, spinning around and spraying!
He turned the prisoners into bloody messes!
The female prisoners screamed. Nose blood? This was hardly better than spit!
It was just as disgusting, okay?
But it was better than nothing. They had to use nose blood to take a bath and make do for now!
Samo and Bo Deng, who had been begging for spit all this time without success, had their eyes light up!
Brother Dazhi really knows how to work it!
(ง✧∇✧)ง "Brother Dazhi! Give us a couple of squirts!"
Wang Youzhi raised his hand and made an O98k gesture, aimed his nostrils at them, and turned his head to precisely spray two streams of nose blood onto Samo and Bo Deng!
The two brothers finally got their bath!
Suo Yuba's mouth twitched. He had already washed with spit and covered himself in soap bubbles!
So what the hell was all that for?!
"Boom!"
Just then, Ta Luo's massive body was blasted away like a cannonball, embedded deep into the wall!
Of his three heads, only one breath remained!
(˘ཀ˘(#ᵒ̶̶̷̀ཀ˂̶́#)˘ཀ˘)...
"I... I won't accept this! Wait till I get out, I'll... I'll kill you!"
Suo Yuba's mouth twitched. Was Ta Luo going to die?
In that short time, Yakeli had already rushed in front of Suo Yuba!
The arm bone crystal knife slashed straight at Suo Yuba's neck!
"Die!"
The crystal knife instantly sliced across Suo Yuba's neck, its sharpness even cutting through the strong-phase alloy wall behind him!
The whole place fell into absolute silence!
Jiu Lan clutched her stomach, spitting blood and panicking:
(#⁰̷̴口⁰̷̴) "Jiangnan!"
Bing Chacha cried: (#´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) "Happiness!"
Yakeli sneered: "My blade is fast. No blood will flow. In three seconds, your head will slide off your neck. Quietly feel death!"
"This feeling of being abandoned by the world, you..."
Before he could finish, Suo Yuba raised his hand and slapped Yakeli across the face!
(*꒪⍸꒪)۶Σ(#)꒪ͦ3꒪ͦ)
With a "smack," Yakeli's head twisted to the side!
The place fell into absolute silence again!
Bing Chacha and Jiu Lan both widened their eyes!
Σ(º口º*)(°Д°#)
Huh? This... this...
Suo Yuba curled his lip: (￢৺￢) "Why are you chatting nonsense up there? Who do you think you're talking to? Feel your mUh!"
Yakeli: ???
How is that possible? He slashed my neck and I'm not dead?
Absolutely impossible!
And he even gave me a slap?
"Die!"
With that, the crystal knife slashed vertically at Suo Yuba, and with a "shwoosh," blood splattered!
The floor beneath Suo Yuba and a large area of the building behind him were split in two!
But the blade slid off his body again!
He raised his hand and gave Yakeli another slap!
(꒪ͦε꒪ͦ(#)٩(Ò⍸Ó*)
"Why don't you die?"
Yakeli: !!!
Slid off? How could it slide off? That's not scientific!
Not only did he give me a tingle water, but he also slapped me?
"I'll chop you to pieces!"
At that moment, Yakeli seemed to go berserk, slashing wildly with both crystal knives at Suo Yuba in front of him!
Under the blood pupil on his forehead, Suo Yuba was full of flaws, and dismembering him should have been the easiest thing!
But without exception, every slash Yakeli made slid off!
Suo Yuba's physical golden body was complete!
At that moment, Suo Yuba was like a completely different person—no longer scared at all!
I'm invincible, so why should I be afraid?
He learned this big slap from the Boss Nan Shen, and the effect was indeed outstanding!
What about later?
This physical golden body lasts for half an hour!
With that much time, Boss Nan Shen will be back, and even if not, Lord Youming the warden will arrive!
Boss Nan Shen told me to attract attention, so I might as well go all out and be arrogant!
Under Yakeli's storm of attacks, Suo Yuba stood motionless!
He casually picked his nose and wiped it on Yakeli's chest!
"Is that all? The Bloody Miracle? Can't even take off a sliver of my health? Where's the blood?"
"Bloody crap? I'm standing here for you to kill! Can you do it? Ever heard of a health-lock hack?"
Yakeli was furious!
How could this be? He couldn't kill him? Normally, he would have chopped him into pieces by now!
At that moment, both Bing Chacha and Jiu Lan were stunned!
They knew how strong the Bloody Miracle Yakeli was!
With Jiangnan's strength and physique, he would die in one slash!
But now he hadn't even broken the skin?
How was that possible?
Bing Chacha suddenly remembered when he couldn't get a foothold before!
In his memory, he had also taken a bath before turning into that mess!
Could it really be because of that soap?
Seeing his attacks were useless, Yakeli stopped slashing, his expression even more ferocious!
(ꐦథ益థ) "You..."
Before he could finish, two more figures covered in bloody soap bubbles appeared beside him!
It was Samo and Bo Deng!
Samo raised his hand, gathered all his strength, and slapped Yakeli!
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)۶Σ(#)꒪ͦ3꒪ͦ)
A crisp "smack" echoed through the venue!
"You're pretty arrogant, huh? Don't you know this is the Bully Gang's turf? Bloody Miracle my ass, you're just a nobody!"
Yakeli: !!!
"I..."
"Ding!"
His words were interrupted again as Bo Deng kicked him right in the groin!
(ꐦ•̆৺•̆) "Who do you think you're calling 'I'? I heard you've got balls, huh?"
Yakeli: ~%?…;#*’☆!
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