Chapter 2148: Slay Gods Who Block, Kill Buddhas Who Stand in the Way
Holy crap, "Purple Guaranteed Win"? I seriously suspect your purple shorts are fading!
Boden wanted to die, but he tearfully put on the purple shorts!
Needless to say, in the days to come, he would have to work hard to scoop up Styx Crystals to eliminate those flies!
(T_T) "Second Brother Samo! You are my own brother, can you lend me a little..."
Before he could finish, Samo picked him up and threw him out!
"Get lost! If I don't lend you money, I at least still have you as a brother and the money. If I lend you money, both brother and money will be gone!"
"When you're done, get the hell out. I still have to wash off these tattoos!"
As he spoke, he lay down on the golden bed!
"Nan Shen! Just wash off these ugly tattoos for me. Leave the one on my back—the beautiful girl with a Guan Dao and open eyes—as it is!"
"Also, give me two flower arm sleeves! The kind that are super eye-catching. On my chest, give me something unforgettable, something that people will remember for a lifetime after one look. My lifelong ambition is to become famous throughout the starry sky!"
He paid in full on the spot!
Jiangnan rubbed his hands:
"Hoo? You're quite savvy, boy! Flower arms plus fame across the starry sky? Got it!"
Then he immediately started washing off Samo's tattoos and quickly began creating new ones on his body!
In no time, he finished his masterpiece!
"Done! Open your eyes and take a look. Satisfied?"
Samo opened his eyes full of anticipation, but the next moment he was almost blinded by his own flower arms!
On Samo's two arms were tattooed blooming flowers—peonies, roses, and more—one next to another!
It was a riot of color and a hundred flowers competing in beauty!
At this moment, Samo looked like he had cut off his great-grandmother's flowery bedsheet and made sleeves out of it to cover his arms!
With a strong rustic flavor!
It was incredibly tacky!
Samo almost fainted on the spot!
"Pwa~ This is a real flower arm? Does it have to be so flowery? This is too eye-catching! Do you have to take it so literally?"
"Other bad guys won't ask me which street I'm from; they'll ask me which furrow in the field I'm from!"
Jiangnan looked innocent: "Didn't you ask for flower arms?"
[Resentment from Samo +1008!]
Nan Shen's brain circuit has some issues, right?
"I can understand the flower arms, but what the hell is this creature on my chest? It has two horns on its head, white fur like a cotton coat, a bell hanging on its chest, and it's in a running pose?"
"How does this connect to fame across the starry sky?"
On Samo's chest was clearly drawn a sheep running under a starry sky!
Jiangnan was speechless: "You don't even know this? This is Pleasant Goat, the most famous sheep from our place! Famous sheep, got it?"
"Plus the starry sky? Isn't that fame across the starry sky?"
"And this sheep is super good at escaping. Hilarious, you can never catch it! It also means you will never be caught in your life. How can you not understand your big brother's good intentions?"
Samo covered his face. Holy crap, "famous sheep starry sky," who knows this sheep?
"I want to wash it..."
Before he finished, he saw Boden with a gloating expression!
"One flower, ten blocks!"
Jiangnan: "You get me! Little pinworm!"
Samo almost choked on the spot!
He thought Nan Shen had reformed and stopped robbing, but he just changed the form!
This is darker than robbery!
Taro swallowed his saliva and was about to get a set of tattoos!
But Samo and Boden quickly pulled him back!
"Big brother! Think twice! We don't need to get a full set. We're already fierce enough. We don't know if it'll make us more fierce, but it will definitely make us poor!"
Taro looked determined!
"Don't stop me! You both got tattoos. If I don't, I'll be unsociable!"
"If the tattoo is unsatisfactory, I just won't pay him!"
With that, he made a big jump onto the bed. Despite his words, he was still a bit uneasy inside.
Jiangnan said with a smile: "What do you want?"
Taro waved his hand: "Flower arms similar to yours, and give me something awesome on my chest!"
"Something that immediately shows I'm awesome! On my back, give me a 'Loyal and Patriotic'! I am the prince of the Desolate God Clan. What I carry on my back is the fate of my country and clan!"
"If it's not good, no pay!"
Jiangnan grinned: "Got it! Although it's tricky, it's no challenge for me!"
As he spoke, he directly used the One Eye ability of the Small Whip to magnify and micro-sculpt!
After all, Taro was still the size of a figurine, so it was a bit hard to see.
Soon, Jiangnan finished tattooing Taro's six arms and chest.
On the left arm, he tattooed three Mighty Heavenly Dragons; on the right arm, three Day Cloud Fierce Tigers. Very domineering and majestic!
Taro loved it!
Even Samo and Boden showed envious looks. Had Nan Shen finally gotten serious?
But the back took a bit of time.
Impatient Taro urged:
"Is the back not done yet? It's just four characters. Why so long?"
Jiangnan frowned: "Don't move. The space is originally too small. Two more characters and it'll be done."
Taro froze. What do you mean the space is too small?
My back is so broad, it can't fit four characters?
In an instant, Taro had a bad feeling.
"Which two characters are left? 'Patriotic'?"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Still left are 'Come and Celebrate'~ Done~ Whew~ 202 characters, tired me to death! This is no less than carving the Qingming Scroll on a grain of rice!"
"Here! See if you're satisfied?"
Taro jumped up: "What the hell, over two hundred characters? It's supposed to be just four characters. What is 'Come and Celebrate'? Where in 'Loyal and Patriotic' is there 'Come and Celebrate'?"
Jiangnan spread his hands: "Why not? 'The great Hua Xia wants all directions to come and celebrate~' That's 'come and celebrate'!"
Taro's three heads were dumbfounded, and he twisted his head to look at his back.
This look almost made Taro spit blood!
"'Loyal and Patriotic' from 'Wolf smoke rises... to 'come and celebrate'~ A total of 202 characters, including punctuation!"
"I only wanted the top four characters! No need for title marks! No punctuation!"
"If it doesn't fit, don't force it, okay? And why did you tattoo it twice!"
Jiangnan: "Main verse and chorus! Since you trust me so much, I can't let you down."
Suona exclaimed: "Oho~ The lyrics are wonderful, big brother! I feel like I can sing it. Want me to..."
Taro darkened: "Sing your grandpa! Don't show off your talent at a time like this!"
Jiangnan patted Taro comfortingly: "Don't mind the details. You gained, okay? The original workload was just four characters, and I gave you so many for free. If you think about it, I'm the one losing out."
"And it does include the four characters 'Loyal and Patriotic', more or less. Quick, check out your chest."
Taro's expression improved a bit, and he puffed out his chest to show everyone.
"How is it? Awesome?"
At that moment, Samo and Boden all gasped.
"Awesome! This is simply awesome to the heavens!"
On Taro's chest was tattooed a fully armed little cow in combat armor, holding a dark matter star bomb!
On its back, a big rocket was propelling it forward...
Boden covered his face: "Not only is it awesome to the heavens, it's awesome to the point of explosion!"
Hearing this, Taro was immediately happy.
He didn't care about the rest. As long as it was awesome, the back could stay as it was since he couldn't see it.
Wang Youzhi rested his chin on his hand:
"Left dragon! Right tiger! A 250 cubed in the middle! Cow on the chest! Slay gods who block, kill buddhas who stand in the way!"
"Awesome awesome! Truly awesome!"
Jiangnan also looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction.
However, the prisoners at Wang Youzhi's custom wife station were anxious!
"Refund! Damn it, refund! Do you deserve our trust? Do you deserve our hard-earned money!"
"Look at what you gave us! This is not even worth looking at!"
Jiangnan turned to look at Wang Youzhi's area, and the sight turned him to stone on the spot!
The 'wives' the prisoners were holding were all crooked-mouthed and cross-eyed. Some didn't even look human!
The hair on their heads was just a few messy strands, like weeds...
(0_0)(;^_^)...
Wang Youzhi's eyes darted:
"You... you said just a female would do! I... this is minimalist style. What do you know?"
The prisoners said urgently: "Then this is too minimalist! If we take this home, we'll have nightmares!"
"It's worse than my brother!"
"Minimalist? You call this minimalist?"
One prisoner immediately raised his newly acquired stick figure wife above his head...
(>_<)...
Wang Youzhi: (Т_Т)...
Jiangnan covered his face. After all this time, Da Zhi's drawing skills still hadn't improved one bit?
This preschool-level drawing style, even the prisoners who usually had no standards couldn't accept it?
"Da Zhi... maybe you should go tattoo... no no no! You go to the cashier! If you keep this up, our little shop might go bankrupt!"
Wang Youzhi stomped his foot: "Hmph~ A bunch of ignorant fools. You don't understand my style at all! Art! This is art, got it?"
But he still obediently went to the cashier, fearing he might get beaten by the prisoners otherwise.
Meanwhile, Nan Shen's shop was booming, but Bing Chacha was still in line. She felt she hadn't moved at all.
Nearly two hours had passed!
At that moment, a loud "boom" was heard, and the newly repaired partition door between the male and female prison areas was kicked open again!
Chong Feiyu hummed a tune and sauntered over with a leisurely gait. The term 'prison bum' probably referred to her, right?
"Oho? Why is it so lively here? Did you all know this emperor was coming and lined up to wait?"
In an instant, the entire corridor fell into deathly silence. You could hear a pin drop...