Chapter 2147: Definitely Win
The small shop's business continued booming!
At this moment, Bing Chacha could no longer hold it in. He rushed out of his office, wanting to see what Jiangnan was up to!
Wasn't he just after Ming He Crystals? If worst came to worst, he could bleed a little himself and redeem the goods, right?
But the moment he came out, Bing Chacha was shocked by the long line stretching out, and he even spotted quite a few prison guards queuing up inside!
Bing Chacha was furious!
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "It's one thing for the prisoners to join in the fun, but what are you all lining up for? Don't you have duties to attend to? Have you forgotten your responsibilities?"
The guards shrank back under his scolding.
(′◔﹏◔`) "Lord Bing Chacha, don't misunderstand. W-we're just scouting for intelligence, okay? We're contributing to the Netherworld Race, right?"
"Oh yeah! We heard Boss Nan Shen's shop sells Dali, so we thought we'd queue up and buy some samples. The more the better, isn't it?"
Bing Chacha: !!!
What? They're openly selling Dali to prisoners in Ming He Death Prison?
This was utter rebellion!
Before he could go investigate, he saw many prisoners carrying extremely beautiful realistic doll wives, happily rushing toward their cells!
Bing Chacha was completely dumbfounded.
∑(°口°๑) "W-what's this? What are they carrying..."
(ﾟ～ﾟ) "Ah~ That's a customized wife from Boss Nan Shen's shop. Only 30 Ming He Crystals to get one! They look great!"
Bing Chacha swallowed. "Wife" customizations? You really know how to do business, don't you?
So the prisoners were using their hoarded Ming He Crystals here?
Just then, he saw a Titan carrying "himself" past. When it noticed Bing Chacha looking, the Titan's face reddened like a thief caught red-handed, and it ran off even faster!
Bing Chacha: ???
He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, thinking he must be seeing things.
Ye Hua swallowed. (°△°|||) "Lord! That wife looks a bit like you?"
Bing Chacha punched him. (งᵒ̌益ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃ "Just like? That IS me!"
He has everything I have! And things I don't have either!
[From Bing Chacha's Resentment Value +1009!]
[From Bing Chacha...]
Fuming, he charged straight to the front of the line, ready to bleed himself dry to get his own "happiness" back!
But the moment he cut in line, the prisoners behind him protested. With only two hours left, they weren't even sure they'd make it themselves!
What right did he have to cut?
(｡･ˇ～ˇ･)ﾉ "Hey! What do you think you're—"
Bing Chacha glared: (ꐦʘ̆益ʘ̆) "What? You got a problem? Huh?"
That prisoner shrank back, but others weren't having it.
(ﾟ口ﾟ)ﾂ "Report! Someone's breaking the rules! Line cutting!"
The prisoners quickly joined in, voicing their complaints.
Bing Chacha was enraged: "You—"
Suona immediately spotted him and said bluntly: (♫￢～￢) "Boss Nan Shen said everyone has to queue, first come first served. Anyone who breaks the rules won't be served by his shop!"
The prisoners cheered.
"That's right! You're always telling us to follow rules, but you cut in line yourself? Pfft! Shameless!"
"We prisoners know to queue! What kind of person is this?"
Bing Chacha's face turned green. His resentment value went crazy, but afraid Jiangnan would refuse to serve him, he obediently went to the back and stood in line.
He felt like dying from embarrassment!
Suona snickered quietly. Bing Chacha was slowly losing his authority in Death Prison!
Boss Nan Shen sure knew how to run a prison, didn't he?
...
Inside the shop, business remained booming. Besides custom wives, prisoners started requesting other items.
Things like pipes, mattresses, hand cream, clothes, sofas—from daily necessities to home decor, even hardware tools.
You name it, Jiangnan had it. That Golden House seemed to pull out anything!
As long as it couldn't create life or energy, the Awesome Pen could materialize almost anything drawn on it.
Truly amazing!
In the resource-starved Ming He Death Prison, it was basically a divine tool!
What prisoners hauled out of Boss Nan Shen's shop grew increasingly absurd.
Some even carried out huge steel mecha toys.
Samo and Boden waited in line forever before finally getting their turn.
Boden's eyes sparkled with anticipation: (꒪ั❥꒪ั*) "Boss Nan Shen! I want to get my tattoos removed! All of them!"
Jiangnan grinned: "Tattoo removal? Ok! Go lie down over there!"
"One tattoo costs you 10 crystals, not too much, right?"
Boden's face darkened. He knew it! But luckily, he'd prepared enough.
After paying, he went to lie down on the gold brick bed beside him.
Jiangnan cleared his throat: (͡°ก͡°) "We also offer tattoo and removal services here. If anyone wants a badass tattoo, line up next to it!"
At that, the prisoners' eyes lit up even more. Was there anything Boss Nan Shen's shop couldn't do?
Everyone was drawn by Jiangnan's own badass tattoos. They looked amazing, didn't they?
And you could remove them if you didn't want them?
Immediately, a bunch of people went to line up. Jiangnan was about to head over, but the custom service here was keeping him tied up.
Wang Youzhi saw Jiangnan's hesitation.
(∗ᵒ̶̶̷̀◠˂̶́) "Good buddy! You go handle that side. I'll take care of this side!"
Jiangnan swallowed: (•́ω•̀٥) "You... sure?"
Wang Youzhi thumped his chest: (︶◠︶) "I got this. Trust me!"
Jiangnan hesitated a moment, then agreed. After all, it was to make money.
So he secretly handed Wang Youzhi an Awesome Pen and went to the gold brick bed to handle tattoo business.
Wang Youzhi pushed up his sunglasses with his middle finger.
"Tell me! What kind do you want?"
...
On Jiangnan's side, he pulled the curtain, took out the Awesome Pen, and tapped a few times on Boden's body.
All the previous messy scribbles on him materialized as plastic sticker decals and fell off.
Boden breathed a sigh of relief, finally fulfilling his wish and able to show his face in public.
But Jiangnan sighed regretfully: "The Double Gun Peppa Pig Star-Busting picture on your back was pretty cool. How about keeping it?"
Boden: ???
(|||˃益˂) "No! Remove it! I don't want to walk around carrying a pink hairdryer! People will laugh at me!"
Jiangnan shrugged: (◞‸◟) "Fine, fine. You paid for it."
With no choice, Jiangnan clicked generate. The tattoo on Boden's back turned into a New Year picture.
Boden said expectantly: "Boss Nan Shen, how about removing my code too? I—"
Mentioning this, Jiangnan remembered that dark time when he lost his own happiness.
If not for this brat Boden causing trouble halfway, would he have lost his happiness?
Remove it? No way!
"Removing it is fine! Ten thousand Ming He Crystals. Otherwise, wait until you get out. I'll do it for free then."
Boden almost spit out a mouthful of iron juice. Ten thousand Ming He Crystals?!
Even selling himself wouldn't be worth that much!
Boss Nan Shen must be jealous of me!
"F-fine. Deal!"
But looking at Jiangnan's badass tattoos, Boden was envious too.
(๑◔д◔ิ) "I still have seven Ming He Crystals left. We're old friends. Can you give me a discount? Give me a full set of badass tattoos too, how about that?"
Jiangnan ground his teeth. Seven crystals and you want a full-body tattoo?
You just turned down that Double Gun Peppa Pig Star-Busting picture!
But every bit counts.
(￢益￢ꐦ) "Seven it is! Tell me, what do you want? I'll make an exception."
Boden scratched his head. He hadn't thought about it.
So he said casually: "Give me something with a good meaning. Oh, and don't put it somewhere too obvious. Somewhere I can cover it normally, but when I want to show it, it's really shocking and intimidating!"
Jiangnan pouted: "You only gave me seven crystals, and you've got that many demands?"
Without further ado, he started tattooing. In less than ten seconds, it was done. Boden didn't even feel a thing.
(ˇ～ˇ◕)ゞ "Done! Next! Don't waste my time making money!"
Boden: ???
That's it? What did he tattoo on me?
He pulled the curtain open and turned his back to Samo and the others.
Samo and the rest gasped, taking two steps back, faces full of horror.
=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇(•'口'•۶)۶
Boden looked back. Wow? That intimidating? The effect was that explosive?
What was it?
Curious, he twisted his head 180° and looked down at his own back.
One look, and he spat out a mouthful of iron juice.
(ଵཀଵ‧̣̥̇)...
On his buttocks were over a dozen incredibly lifelike flies!
With 3D effects. If you knew it was a tattoo, you'd think he hadn't wiped properly and attracted flies!
How could that NOT be intimidating? It was too intimidating!
Just looking at it made you smell it!
[From Boden's Resentment Value +1008!]
[From Boden...]
(ﾉ)´-益-`) "Boss Nan Shen! W-what is this? What kind of good meaning is this? You can't just screw me over!"
Jiangnan spread his hands: ╮(•́～•̀)╭ "What do you mean it doesn't have a good meaning? What do you know? This means 'Definitely Win'!"
"It foretells that you'll win all the way! You have no idea how thoughtful I am!"
Samo burst out laughing. "Definitely Win"? That was even worse than before!
He instantly felt his "Open-Eyed Beautiful Girl Saber Picture" was actually pretty nice.
Boden was on the verge of tears: (งཀ益ཀ)ง "How is that a win? I'm not satisfied at all! Remove it! I—"
Jiangnan held out his hand: (。ớ↼ờ)ھ "Remove it? One fly costs ten crystals..."
Boden: (꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ|||) "Gah—"
He shouldn't have asked for a discount! Jiangnan definitely did it on purpose! You get what you pay for!
Seeing Boden about to cry, Jiangnan grumpily pulled out a pair of purple shorts and shoved them at him.
(︶益︶〃)っ△
"Here. On the house."
Boden held the purple shorts, stunned.
Σ(°△°|||) "W-what does this mean?"
Jiangnan: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ "You'll 'Purple-ly' Win!"
Boden: (꒪ͦε꒪ͦ|||) "Gah—"
[From Boden's Resentment Value +1009!]
[From Boden...]