Chapter 2133: Whatever Tricks You've Got, Just Use Them All
Chong Feiyu looked extremely impatient:
(￢～￢) "You human, why do you have so many issues? Dawdling and annoying to death!"
"No matter how long you drag it out, you can't change the fact that I'm going to eat you. Can't you just be quick about it?"
"You're trying to pull some tricks and escape while taking a bath, right? You're already inside my insect hive. You think you can still run?"
"With me here, where do you think you can escape to in this Ming He Death Prison?"
Jiangnan's forehead was covered in sweat. Running was out of the question. Facing someone who could kick a hole straight through Ming He Death Prison, nowhere was safe to run to!
She could easily catch him back!
But he wasn't the type to just accept his fate so easily either. He had finally gotten his happiness back, a bright future waiting for him!
How could he die here, turned into a handicraft and displayed as decoration!
Jiangnan laughed dryly:
(⌒ㅂ⌒;) "Don't get worked up. I know you girls don't like dawdling! But isn't this for your own good too?"
"Even vegetables need to be washed before eating, to be clean and hygienic, right? Besides, I haven't taken a bath since entering Ming He Death Prison. I sweat every day, hanging around with those stinky men!"
"My whole body is covered in grime, it's sour. If you eat me, you'll get diarrhea! Just let me go wash! Isn't it better to start fresh and clean?"
Chong Feiyu frowned, recalling the disgusting smell of the male prison area and the filthy prisoners. She shivered involuntarily!
(︶～︶〃) "You sure know how to think of me. Fine, go wash up. But be quick. My patience is limited!"
Jiangnan's eyes sparkled: "Feiyu baby～ you're the best! I'm going to go get all nice and clean now～"
With that, he rushed into the bathroom, took off his prison uniform, and started washing up!
Chong Feiyu threw herself onto the bed. She had to admit, the mattress made by the Lumu tribe was pretty bouncy!
She glanced at Jiangnan's back and pouted!
He had a pretty good figure for a human, rather firm!
Jiangnan turned around, giving a teasing look:
(˵ಡꇴಡ˵) "Want to join?"
Chong Feiyu's eyes turned bloodshot, and she snapped:
(ꐦ͡’～͡’) "Who wants to join you? You looking to die, huh? Hmph～"
Just you laugh! You won't be laughing later!
She turned her head away, no longer looking at Jiangnan, and her gaze fell on the bedside lamp!
She frowned!
Huh? This colorful cloud lamp seemed different from before?
It was so short? Was it this short before?
The lamp base was so ugly now, completely lacking the artistic vibe it had before!
Chong Feiyu scratched her head in confusion, suddenly not liking the lamp as much anymore...
Meanwhile, seeing that Chong Feiyu wasn't peeking, Jiangnan breathed a huge sigh of relief!
He quickly put his happiness back in place and secretly pulled out the Niuma Pen to cancel the blurring!
In that instant, Jiangnan felt a wave of security!
He leaned against the wall and started crying!
(ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ლᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀⑉) Whimper～
After so long, it was finally back. He was once again the real Jiangnan!
I'll never lose you again, alright!
Chong Feiyu rolled her eyes: "Hey hey hey! Are you serious? What are you crying about? You're making it seem like I'm bullying you! Hurry up and wash!"
Jiangnan wiped his tears: What do you mean "seem like"? You really are bullying me, aren't you?
(｡•́～ก̀｡) "What do you know? You have no idea how I feel right now!"
How could Chong Feiyu understand this feeling of having something lost and then regained?
Jiangnan had no intention of dying here!
Although she was a legendary heaven-defying criminal, a Star-Swallowing Lord, Jiangnan had plenty of ways to deal with her!
Jiangnan casually pulled out a Paralysis Ring, snickering to himself!
All he had to do was put this on the right spot. When the fight started, he could paralyze Chong Feiyu instantly!
No matter how strong she was, he could subdue her. Then the Niuma Pen would blur her and break her defense!
Even a Star-Swallower would fall! The plan was perfect!
Just as he was about to do it, Jiangnan's mind suddenly flashed with Zhong Yingxue's expectant look when she saw him off!
And Da Lang Mie's dog-kissing style!
Jiangnan's expression turned serious, and he shook his head!
(ಠĹ̯ಠ˵) No, no!
He couldn't cheat on his home flowers while out and about, even if it was a good-looking insect queen!
The paralysis plan was good, but the cost was too high!
He wasn't going to give that to her; he'd save it for his home flowers!
So he'd have to go with Plan B: the Pu Lan Bi!
Jiangnan pulled out a bar of Suspicious Soap and placed it on the sink!
Then he pulled out the Teletubbies Suit!
The Suspicious Soap only affected the skin. If he wore the Teletubbies Suit, it was like having an extra layer of skin!
A half-hour of physical invincibility meant Chong Feiyu couldn't take him down no matter what. He'd have plenty of opportunities to act!
Even if the side effects kicked in, he could just shed his skin and exploit the bug!
Plus, the strange fragrance would make Chong Feiyu hate him. The plan was perfect!
By the time Warden Youming returned, he would surely protect Jiangnan. The plan was flawless! Ah, just perfect!
He had all kinds of tricks!
Having perfected his plan, Jiangnan was about to put on the Teletubbies Suit!
But Chong Feiyu noticed!
She widened her eyes, pushed open the bathroom door, and rudely snatched the Teletubbies Suit away!
"What are you doing? Why are you putting on clothes while bathing? No wearing that! Since when do you wash vegetables with the packaging on?"
Jiangnan: ???
Chong Feiyu walked out with the "packaging" and slammed the door, leaving Jiangnan standing there completely dumbfounded!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) Not allowed to wear it?
Fine, I have other tricks!
Jiangnan's eyes turned fierce. He actually started washing with the Suspicious Soap, not missing a single spot on his body!
Meanwhile, Chong Feiyu was examining the Teletubbies Suit, looking curious!
Such exquisite craftsmanship. Was it a complete skin peeled off a Teletubby?
The stitching was on par with her own! Where did Jiangnan get this? And where did he pull it out from?
She actually liked the Teletubbies Suit quite a bit. It gave her new ideas!
She hung the Teletubbies Suit on a rib hook on the wall!
(￢_￢) "Aren't you done washing yet? I'm running out of patience. Let's start now!"
Jiangnan kicked open the bathroom door with a bang, his skin white, smooth, and delicate like a baby's, not a single drop of water clinging to it!
(︶益︶｡)ﾉ "I know! What's the rush? Annoying, aren't you?"
Chong Feiyu: (*꒪◠꒪) ???
Jiangnan swaggered out of the bathroom. Because he was too slippery to hold anything, he hadn't brought any packaging!
He shoved past the blocking Chong Feiyu!
Like he owned the place, he walked up to the bed, reached behind him, and pulled out the Vendor Cloth like magic, spreading it on the bed!
Even though Chong Feiyu couldn't use her abilities on the Vendor Cloth, she couldn't use them anyway right now, and she was still this strong!
Even if he was invincible on the Vendor Cloth, he probably couldn't beat Chong Feiyu without abilities either!
But another layer of insurance was always good!
Jiangnan lay down on the bed, swinging his feet!
(︶̫︶〃) "I'm ready! Whatever tricks you've got, just use them all! I can take it!"
"So, bug or whatever, you can start!"
Chong Feiyu's forehead vein bulged:
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Get off! Go over there! You'll get the bed dirty! Who told you to lie on my bed? That's my bed!"
She pointed at a pile of bones in the corner!
How could he be so arrogant? Completely different from before!
Jiangnan grinned:
(๑¯ิ↼¯ิ) "I've already laid something down. How could it get dirty? Just get on with it! Why are you dawdling now?"
He had physical invincibility, so what did he have to fear?
[From Chong Feiyu, Resentment Value +1009!]
She stomped her foot angrily: (◦`~´◦) "Get off! That's an order!"
Jiangnan pouted:
(｡•᷄3•᷅) "I won't, I won't! Na na na boo boo～"
Chong Feiyu's eyes turned bloodshot:
(ꐦ͡’◡͡’) "Fine! Being disobedient, are you?"
"A disobedient insect isn't a good concubine!"
Even if it dirtied the bed, it didn't matter. She just needed to take a sample!
As long as she was fast enough, his blood wouldn't even have time to flow!
She examined Jiangnan with her bloodshot eyes, as sharp as X-rays!
Jiangnan felt completely seen through!
He swallowed hard: "So, I've already unpacked my packaging. Don't you unpack yours? That's not very sincere, is it?"
Not that he had any designs on Chong Feiyu, but at least it would be nice to look at!
Chong Feiyu sneered: "Ha! What do you think? You think I'm going to have a reproductive encounter with you? Pfft, you're not worthy!"
"I just need your seed, your DNA gene sequence. All carbon-based lifeforms have that, right?"
"Humans are carbon-based, and I don't have your genes yet. I need them to perfect the gene chain of my insect swarm!"
"There are many ways to obtain it. For example, taking it directly!"
As she spoke, Chong Feiyu raised her little hand. Three-centimeter-long sharp claws extended from her fingertips, gleaming with cold light!
Jiangnan: ???
∑(°口°๑) Huh?
Di... directly taking it? How does that work?
So straightforward?
Skipping all the steps? Not following any procedure at all!
Good thing he didn't execute Plan A, or he would have failed right from the start!
Before Jiangnan could react, Chong Feiyu struck!
Her clawed hand shot straight toward Jiangnan's vital spot!
That claw could dig a hole straight through a quark ball!
Let alone flesh and blood!
But unfortunately, Jiangnan was now very "off." Any external friction applied to him was reduced to zero!
Chong Feiyu completed her strike instantly and sneered:
(〃︶↼︶) "Hmph! Can you still laugh now? The blood hasn't even started to flow yet!"
Jiangnan looked awkward: (⑉་⍸་⑉) "It hasn't flowed because I'm not injured. Why would I bleed? Do I look like I have that much blood?"
Even though she missed, Jiangnan still broke out in a cold sweat!
As expected of an insect queen. That was a ruthless move!
If he hadn't just taken a bath, he'd be ruined!
Chong Feiyu was stunned. She looked at her hand—it was empty!
Missed? How could she have missed?
The target was so obvious. How did she miss?
"How strange!"
Not believing it, she extended both hands with sharp claws and went straight for Jiangnan's vital spot again!
This time, she wasn't going to give up!
Jiangnan: (๑⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴) Hehe～