Chapter 2132: Stealing the Beams and Swapping the Pillars
If Chong Feiyu wanted to leave, this Ming He Death Prison couldn't hold her at all, right?
What really held her back was the Minghe Star Domain stretching across eight million light-years!
Just as Jiangnan was thinking this, Chong Feiyu had already grabbed him and dragged him into her own cell!
On the other side, Jiu Lan emerged from the Styx River. Her newly grown arm, along with her ribs, had been kicked broken again!
She spat out a mouthful of old blood!
At this moment, Jiu Lan couldn't care about her injuries. She chased back through the hole that had been smashed open!
Just as she was about to follow into the cell—
The cell door slammed shut heavily and locked!
With a "bang," Jiu Lan's face was imprinted on the door!
Door(˃̵益˂̵)Door
From inside came Chong Feiyu's slightly angry voice!
"Don't come in and disturb me! Or I'll kill you! Then go on a killing spree in Ming He Death Prison, and see who can stop me!"
Jiu Lan, holding her nose, was almost crying from the pain. How could she dare to go in now?
But Jiangnan couldn't die, right?
If he died, she'd have nothing to learn, no more Dali, and the warden's orders would be ruined!
Jiu Lan was frantic!
"Jiangnan! You have to hold on! Even if you can't, you have to tough it out!"
"Think of all the hardships you've been through, think of humanity's future! As the Era Lord of the human race, you absolutely cannot fall here! Do you understand?"
"Hold on! Fight until she has no strength left to eat you! If the youth is strong, then the Insect Empress can't hold up the wall! Then come out alive! Come on!"
Jiu Lan was so anxious she didn't even know what she was saying!
But despite her words, so far, no one who had entered Chong Feiyu's cell had lasted more than three minutes before going silent!
Although Jiangnan had deep reserves, she was the Insect Queen!
How strong would he have to be to exhaust Chong Feiyu?
Jiangnan in the cell looked like he was about to cry!
What the heck "youth is strong"? I want to fight with my back against the wall too, but I don't have a suitable weapon, do I?
He could only say weakly: (◞‸◟) "I... I'll do my best! Wait for my good news, okay?"
At this point, he could only rely on himself!
Jiu Lan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pressed her entire body against the door, and pressed her ear to the wall, listening to the sounds inside the cell!
(๑◔_◔ิDoor)
Then she suddenly realized that she looked exactly like a huge pervert!
A man and a woman alone in the cell, and she was eavesdropping outside?
What was this?
...
Inside the cell, Chong Feiyu threw Jiangnan to the floor, casually hung her sun hat on the wall, then grabbed her hair and tied it into a high ponytail!
She looked at Jiangnan and licked her lips!
ᥬ(∗❛ั↼❛ั) "No more wasting time. Let's start now!"
Her eyes inspected Jiangnan's body. The cell was extremely dark, and once in a dark environment, Chong Feiyu's eyes turned blood-red!
They looked especially eerie!
Jiangnan's forehead was covered in cold sweat as he kept backing away, his eyes scanning the cell!
Where is Happiness? Where is Happiness!
Since Chong Feiyu had taken it, it had to be in her cell!
Now that he had finally gotten in, this might be his only chance to get Happiness back. He absolutely couldn't miss it!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪﹏꒪‧̣̥̇) "Huh? S-start already? Isn't that too fast? By the way, the cell is too dark. I can't see clearly!"
"Wouldn't that ruin the atmosphere?"
Chong Feiyu rolled her eyes: (꒪ͦ～꒪ͦ〃) "You sure have a lot of requests!"
With that, she snapped her fingers, and the entire cell lit up!
The full view of the cell appeared before Jiangnan's eyes!
On the ceiling of the cell hung more than a dozen white human-shaped cocoons!
They emitted a faint fluorescence!
Looking closely, the light sources were countless fluorescent bugs, living in the cocoons using the corpses as nutrients, emitting soft light!
Jiangnan's face instantly turned white!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇) Holy shit!
(⌒ㅂ⌒;) "Aha—haha—this cocoon chandelier style is way too magical, isn't it? Such clean energy?"
Not just the chandelier—the entire cell's decoration was off!
Rib hooks on the walls, skull chairs, table legs made of bone sticks!
In the corner of the room were dolls stitched from silk, looking extremely eerie, and he had no idea what kind of leather was used to sew them!
Even the rainbow carpet on the floor felt like it was made of hair when he touched it... probably woven from human hair!
The whole cell exuded a cute yet dark and terrifying atmosphere!
What kind of underworld decoration was this?!
Even the Ox-Head and Horse-Face from the underworld would have to call you "uncle" if they came here!
Chong Feiyu's eyes lit up: (งᵒ̴̶̷◡ᵒ̴̶̷)ง "Right, right? This can stay bright for years. The fluorescent bugs don't eat much. I really love this chandelier!"
Jiangnan: ???
Only then did Jiangnan realize that almost everything in the cell was handmade by Chong Feiyu!
Th-these were all made by her own hands?
He also noticed a pile of bones in the corner of the cell, and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!
So these were the raw materials?
Would he himself end up as a craft item displayed in the room?
Pfft—
(•́﹏•̀٥) "Also... your bracelet? The luster! Wow! You've been polishing it for a long time, right? What material is it?"
Chong Feiyu's eyes sparkled: (∗❛ั↼❛ั)っ "This? I polish it all the time. It's made from the eyeballs of the Black Obsidian race—all crossed eyes! It wasn't easy to collect all twelve!"
Jiangnan's sweat poured like rain. "All crossed eyes", my ass!
You're a sage? You're polishing people's eyeballs?!
She seemed to really enjoy having her handicrafts praised!
(*ﾟﾛﾟ)!! "S-sigh! They're all crossed eyes? Impressive! This carpet feels super comfortable too! This rainbow rug is so beautiful!"
Chong Feiyu crouched down and patted the carpet excitedly: (ˊ˘ˋ*)♡ "I only pick people with good hair quality to weave the rugs. I spent years weaving this one! It's super smooth! Touch it again!"
Jiangnan: !!!
(꒪ꇴ꒪‧̣̥̇) "Huh? R-really, really!"
So it was indeed made from human hair! What kind of hobby was this Insect Queen?!
But while frantically changing the subject, Jiangnan's eyes suddenly landed on the lamp on the bedside table!
His expression froze, and he almost cried out!
Damn it! So that's where you've been! How did it end up as a lamp?!
I didn't even know it could be used like this!
"This lamp..."
Chong Feiyu appeared in front of the lamp in an instant, patting it excitedly!
"I just made it a few days ago! How does it look? Pretty, right?"
Jiangnan's liver almost shattered from fright—please don't break it!
(°﹏°〃) "I-it's really pretty! It has a very artistic feel!"
Chong Feiyu smiled: "Right? I found it in the tool room a few days ago. I thought this mosaic was perfect for this purpose right away!"
"Every day this little lamp accompanies me to sleep. Just one look and I fell in love with it. It's my proudest work in recent times!"
Jiangnan: !!!
What do you mean "perfect for this purpose"?!
That's not how it's supposed to be used!
Seeing how much Chong Feiyu liked it, there was no way he could ask for it back!
Jiangnan propped his chin: (͡°ก͡°) "This is absolutely amazing! Who wouldn't like it? That doll..."
Chong Feiyu hurried to get the doll: "I'll bring it closer for you to see!"
Jiangnan's expression turned fierce—now was the time!
The small whip behind Jiangnan shot out extremely fast, pulling the luminous stone from the lamp in one go!
Then he took out Brother Chacha's handle from the bundle he had brought with him!
Placed it on the table, and put the cloud-shaped luminous stone on top!
The replaced lamp base was hidden in Jiangnan's bundle!
Having done all this in a thousandth of a second, Jiangnan felt like his heart was about to jump out!
Brother Chacha! I'm sorry! I have no choice!
I have to resort to this trick—steal the beams and swap the pillars!
My beam is a pillar, and your broken pillar will replace me as the lamp base here!
Chong Feiyu came back with a pile of dolls and tilted her head to look at the lamp!
Jiangnan's forehead was covered in sweat—hopefully it wasn't too noticeable!
(ºꇴº‧̣̥̇) "Oh my god, this doll is too cute! The sewn-up mouth is so alluring! And the button eyes are rainbow-colored?"
Chong Feiyu: "This one? This is made from the rainbow reverse scales of the Sea Clan. Not every Sea Clan member has reverse scales!"
To cover up his substitution, Jiangnan frantically changed the subject, praising everything in the room he could, until his mouth was dry!
Chong Feiyu's attention didn't fall on the lamp!
Outside the cell, Jiu Lan, eavesdropping by the wall, was dumbfounded!
Although she couldn't hear clearly, she could roughly tell what they were talking about!
Wasn't Jiangnan captured to be used? Why did they start chatting about the cell's decoration as soon as they entered?!
That didn't match at all!
But it had been over half an hour, and Jiangnan was still alive—that was good news!
Keep it up! Hold on!
But Jiangnan really had nothing left to praise. He'd praised everything!
Chong Feiyu's pretty face flushed: (⑉ˇꇴˇ) "Ahhh—this is the first time someone has appreciated my personally built insect nest! Jiang... whatever your name is, you have good taste! This emperor appreciates you!"
"That human I looked down on wasn't lying—your mouth is sweet enough, like it's smeared with honey!"
"So to reward you, I'll start eating you from the head this time!"
Jiangnan: ???
So you're still going to eat me?! Was that half hour of praise all for nothing?!
(｡≖ิ↼≖ิ) "B-but no matter how beautiful the insect nest decoration is, it can't compare to even a thousandth of your beauty!"
"If the beauty of this insect nest is like the countless stars in the sky, then those countless stars are just there to set off the moon-like beauty of you! That's what 'stars surrounding the moon' means!"
Having nothing else to praise, Jiangnan started flattering Chong Feiyu. A sweet mouth never hurt, right?
"Your eyes are really—"
Before he could finish, Chong Feiyu reached out and ripped off the upper half of Jiangnan's prison uniform!
Startled, Jiangnan covered the Xingtian Eye and kept backing away!
Chong Feiyu pouted: (◦`~´◦) "So much talking! Let's get started already!"
Jiangnan: !!!
(ﾟ口ﾟ)ﾂ "H-hochido—hold your horses! Before we start, I request to take a shower first!"
As he spoke, he pointed at the bathroom in the corner!
Chong Feiyu frowned: (๑•̌～•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "Shower?"