Chapter 2112: Cubed?
"Careful! Here they come!"
Suona pinched his nose and warned!
A dark shadow charged up from below at an astonishing speed!
It was Jiangnan, holding a small stool, rushing towards Talo in the blink of an eye!
Without a word, he smashed the small stool down hard on Talo's head!
(ꐦ°᷄口°᷅)۶╧╧ "Bam!"
No matter how insane his defenses were, Talo's head immediately split open, purple-gold blood gushing out!
[Resentment from Talo +1008!] ×3
Talo was furious:
(ꐦ⚆益⚆ཀ) "Get him! Beat him up for me! How dare he crack my skull? What are you two good for?"
"Didn't you see a guy this big coming?"
Talo the Moon-Eyed glared: "You think we didn't?"
Almost the moment Jiangnan rushed past, Talo struck!
He punched toward Jiangnan's direction!
"Boom!"
With a thunderous blast, the surging Styx River water formed an air pocket from the sheer force of the punch, exploding like a deep-sea bomb!
Thinking he had escaped unharmed, Jiangnan was swept away by the current, spinning in chaos!
"Run? Where do you think you're going? No one I want to kill has ever gotten away!"
As he spoke, Talo kicked hard against the water, the Styx energy exploding beneath his feet!
He shot forward like a torpedo, chasing Jiangnan relentlessly!
Jiangnan's scalp tingled. This guy was the boss of the Bully Gang for a reason!
His power was way too insane!
Samoyed widened his eyes: "And he's got propellers? You think you're faster than us?"
"All Bully Gang members, listen up! Combine! Submarine mode!"
The Bully Gang members immediately linked together, forming two massive streamlined human-powered submarines, their legs kicking and arms rowing at blinding speed, chanting "One, two! One, two!" as they carved through the water!
They tore through the violent currents, chasing Jiangnan and his group at top speed!
And leading the charge, Talo was even faster, driving the two submarines in hot pursuit!
Talo roared: (▼ヘ▼ཀ) "Suona! Start the war song! Hit the BGM! When the Bully Gang marches, not even grass grows!"
Suona was positioned at the submarine's speaker spot!
He cleared his throat solemnly, and a stirring war anthem rang out, enough to ignite anyone's blood and make them feel like they were on a battlefield covered in smoke and artillery fire!
˚‧º·(꒪ͦ△꒪ͦ|||) "Ah~ misa soso~ mifa dodo~ laso ladou hum~ cough cough~ gurgle gurgle~ cough cough!"
"Boss! No good! Can't sing in the river! I'm choking!"
The flame of battle was extinguished instantly. Talo turned and cursed:
"How the hell can't you sing in the river? Useless piece of crap! What good are you? Forget it! Just chase!"
The distance was closing fast!
But up ahead, Jiangnan was fleeing like a propeller, and when he saw the two submarines behind him, his face darkened!
What the hell kind of submarine mode was that? The Bully Gang was way too skilled!
And they even had a charge anthem?
Huh... that choking sound sounded oddly familiar?
Wang Youzhi was sweating buckets:
ﾚ(ﾟ益ﾟ;)ﾍ=З=З=З "What do we do? Our legs can't outrun their two big submarines!"
"Can't we combine and transform or something?"
Jiangnan ground his teeth: (￢益￢٥) "What else? Step on it? A wise man knows when to retreat!"
With so many Bully Gang members, if they got trapped, they'd be swarmed!
He himself wouldn't have much trouble, but Blacksteel, Wang Youzhi, and the others would be screwed!
And Talo's combat power was beyond imagination—he could create a huge air pocket even in such violent Styx currents?
Jiangnan even suspected Talo could go toe-to-toe with Jiu Lan and Bing Chacha going all out!
Well, not counting mental attacks.
At this moment, Jiangnan frantically pulled out small slippers, while Wang Youzhi, Chong Dafei, and the others switched to four-wheel drive, using both hands and feet!
Borden narrowed his eyes: "Oh? Speeding up? All Bully Gang, listen up! Transform! Torpedo mode, fist propulsion!"
The two submarines instantly shifted into torpedo shapes, their limbs churning the water wildly!
At the rear of the torpedoes, a group of burly men lined up, punching backward continuously!
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃
"Hey ha hey ha!" echoed nonstop, using the recoil to propel forward!
Wang Youzhi's face darkened: "What the hell kind of torpedo mode is that!"
Jiangnan yelled: "Head toward the turbulent currents! Half an hour! If we can hold out for half an hour, I'll poison them all!"
Hearing this, Wang Youzhi's eyes lit up!
Right! Everyone had just drunk that poisonous chicken soup!
Now that he'd studied and become knowledgeable, he just needed a platform to show his skills!
"Let's do it..."
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Meanwhile, on the Other Shore Bridge, Bing Chacha watched with interest as the traction ropes extended into the Styx River.
Many of these ropes had gathered together, swaying back and forth on the water's surface, making sharp cutting sounds.
Obviously, the Bully Gang had already started their siege on Jiangnan.
(￢৺￢) "Heh... I wonder how long this kid can hold out. If he can't, he better not push it."
If she had to step in to save him, that was fine too, but he'd have to trade a secret for it.
Star Luo and Carl, watching the ropes swaying on the water, were equally excited.
Jiangnan! Your time has come! Let me add fuel to the fire!
(#)͡°͜ʖ͡°) "Carl! Go!"
Carl grinned, walked straight up to Bing Chacha, and held out his hand:
(#)°᷄д°᷅)っ "Knife! Give me a knife!"
Bing Chacha hesitated: "You want to..."
"Stop blabbering! Just give it!"
Helpless, Bing Chacha handed him a knife.
Carl took the knife, walked over to the winch, and swung it down hard!
(ꐦÒ益Ó) "Jiangnan! Die!"
The traction rope snapped cleanly!
Bing Chacha's mouth twitched: (Σ°Д°;) "Uh..."
Carl squinted: (￢_￢(#) "Don't interfere! As a member of the Bose Clan, I have the authority to deal with Jiangnan!"
Bing Chacha swallowed: (•́-•̀٥) "No..."
Star Luo raised an eyebrow: (#)°᷄口°᷅) "What 'no'? You have a problem?"
Bing Chacha: (≖_≖)...
"I was going to say... he cut the wrong rope. That's not Jiangnan's rope. That one is."
Just then, a miserable scream came from the Styx River. A prisoner was swept far away, yanking the broken rope and cursing:
☚(இཀஇ)۶ "You two ***! I'll ~%?…;#*’☆℃! Aaaaah~"
Carl: (•́ω•̀٥)...
"Huh? I... I cut the wrong one? Then which one is Jiangnan's?"
Bing Chacha pointed: "That one."
Carl sheepishly ran over, sliced the rope in one cut, and even chopped a few nearby ones, then looked smug.
Bing Chacha was utterly speechless. Well, let him cut. Knowing Jiangnan's skills, losing the rope wouldn't kill him.
If he got swept away, she could always fish him back later.
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The chase in the Styx River had been going on for half an hour. Many prisoners diligently mining crystals watched Talo and his two human torpedoes chasing Jiangnan, utterly baffled.
Was this really happening?
They were now in a very turbulent area.
The torpedoes slowed down, and Jiangnan's group also eased up.
But Talo was completely unaffected, closing the gap on Jiangnan and his crew.
"Desolate God Star-Crushing!"
Six fists struck in rapid succession, carrying the force to shatter planets!
The air pockets they created even broke apart the water's whirlpools. Jiangnan felt the powerful currents nearly tearing his body apart!
Talo was about to catch up!
Just then, Jiangnan's eyes bulged!
"Here it comes!"
Blacksteel was confused. What 'here it comes'?
In an instant, Jiangnan's whole body turned blue-black, foaming at the mouth, looking like he was about to kick the bucket!
Wang Youzhi, Chong Dafei, and the others also showed signs of poisoning, while Blacksteel just got even darker.
Jiangnan turned to face Talo and roared:
(●°᷄ཀ°᷅) "Stop chasing me! You'll never catch me, because I'm as unreachable as your dreams!"
"A two-month sentence, and you've turned it into a life sentence? You've given it your all just for this prison food?"
"The Desolate God Clan is nearly extinct! Instead of reproducing, you're chilling in the Ming He Death Prison, hanging out with a bunch of infertile old men, stirring the pot? You're responsible for the Desolate God Clan's extinction!"
A barrage of verbal abuse exploded in Talo's ears!
Talo's eyes bulged, a black aura rising around him. He was so enraged that he coughed up blood!
[Resentment from Talo +1009!] ×3
(●ʘ̆益ʘ̆) "You you you... What did you say? Say that again?"
Jiangnan sneered: "Stuttering and hard of hearing? You like being insulted, huh?"
"You're ugly enough as it is, but you're ugly to the third power? Ugly cubed? What, can't make up for quality with quantity?"
"If perfect looks are 100, you'd definitely be in the negatives! And you know what? A negative number cubed is still negative!"
"Three heads, three mouths, and still can't outtalk my one? What's the point of living?"
Talo coughed up another mouthful of black blood, his finger trembling as he pointed at Jiangnan, his face even darker!
What the hell was "ugly cubed"!
Meanwhile, Suona stared blankly at Jiangnan, utterly shocked.
(Σ°△°♫)
What... what kind of skill was this?
Jiangnan grinned: (⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎) "But don't look so miserable. People who smile have good luck, you know."
"Though with all this bad luck, I really don't know how you could ever smile."
Talo: (|||꒪ั3꒪ั)～Ptu³
All three heads spat blood, his body shrouded in black mist, heavily poisoned!
And Jiangnan, completely refreshed, toxin-free, sighed in relief and flicked his bangs.
(︶～︶〃) "Done cussing!"
But then he realized he had no bangs now.
(̿▀̿～▀̿̿)̄ Damn it!