# Chapter 2111: Criminals Should Do What Criminals Do
Jiangnan couldn't help but get excited. There's such a good thing?
Even if there weren't ancient Starry Sky relics in the Ming He, even if there were ancient Starry Sky tombs, he'd dig them up!
The prisoners made full preparations, only waiting to jump into the river!
Just then, Xing Luo and Kal were seen arguing noisily as they rushed over from the direction of Polang Square!
Fuming with anger: (ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "Bing Chacha! What exactly did you guys do!"
"The ten jailers you transferred to protect us last night actually... actually..."
Everyone looked at Xing Luo and Kal in shock. How come these two seemed even more swollen than yesterday?
Bing Chacha was bewildered: (Ő～Ő๑) "Actually what?"
Xing Luo rubbed his forehead in exasperation:
(ﾉ)´-益-`) "They actually abused their position for personal gain!"
Kal hugged his shoulders, sobbing violently, feeling that the world had turned dark.
Bing Chacha widened her eyes: ∑(°口°๑) "What? You guys! How could you do such vulgar things to these two gentlemen?"
The ten jailers broke out in cold sweats:
(•́ω•̀٥) "We really didn't do anything!"
Kal was furious: "And you still deny it even now?"
The other prisoners' expressions also became teasing.
(˵ಡ‿ಡ˵) Isn't that just denial?
With those tattoos on their backs, wasn't it only a matter of time?
Jiangnan widened his eyes: (*ﾟﾛﾟ) "Sss- there's something like that?"
After he clocked in and left, such explosive things happened?
These jailers were something, huh?
Xing Luo and Kal immediately noticed Jiangnan about to jump into the river, subconsciously shuddered, their legs going weak, almost falling to their knees.
The Jiangnan syndrome was even more severe than yesterday!
Bing Chacha's expression was solemn: (ಠĹ̯ಠ˵) "Rest assured, gentlemen. I will definitely give you an explanation for this matter."
Xing Luo ground his teeth: "Always saying you'll give us an explanation. How many explanations do you owe me already? Can you guys actually do anything?"
"By the way, what are you all doing here?"
Bing Chacha gave a dry laugh:
(•́ㅂ•̀٥) "Organizing prisoners to go down the river for compulsory labor. Of course, you two don't need to participate. The wind is strong outside. Maybe you two should go back and rest first, and then..."
Xing Luo sneered: "No need! Compulsory labor in the river? Sounds quite interesting! We'll just observe from the side!"
Kal raised an eyebrow: (#)◔д◔ิ) "What are you standing around for? Aren't you going to offer seats?"
The two exchanged glances, both letting out cold laughs. Being able to watch Jiangnan suffer with their own eyes - what could be more enjoyable than that?
Making you mess with us? Just wait till you go down the river!
Xing Luo and Kal sat down on the Bi'an Bridge, with special jailers attending to them, even setting up wind shelters!
Xing Luo sneered as he looked at Jiangnan:
(#)¯ิ৺¯ิ) "What are you looking at? Go down the river and touch your stones. Careful you don't die in there!"
Jiangnan's face broke into a kind smile.
(ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅)
Hmm~ He'd just beat them a little longer tonight.
Bing Chacha widened her eyes: "If you're ready, then all of you jump down. Do I need to personally kick each of you in?"
With Bing Chacha's command, the prisoners roared in courage and leaped, plunging straight into the Ming He!
The scene was extremely spectacular, yet not a single splash was raised.
Many prisoners had their blood dye the Ming He water red as soon as they went down. Not everyone could withstand the erosion of the Ming He.
Jiangnan did a front flip and jumped in, not forgetting to flip Xing Luo off.
Wang Youzhi and the others also cursed as they entered the water one after another.
Taro laughed fiercely: "All of you, follow me!"
He stomped hard on the diving platform, his entire body shooting into the Ming He like a missile torpedo, sending up a surge of energy water!
The raging Ming He water washed over Taro but couldn't damage him at all.
His six arms and two legs spun like propellers, racing through the Ming He straight toward Jiangnan's entry point.
...
As soon as Jiangnan entered the Ming He, his vision was filled with endless gray-white Ming He energy, visibility extremely low.
The Ming He water washed over him with a roaring sound.
But this intensity was less than one-tenth of the Nightmare-Level Solitary Confinement Room.
With the strength boost and steel bones activated, Jiangnan could still hold on.
It wasn't enough to break his defense and turn him into a bloody mess.
However, the current in the Ming He was too strong, making it extremely difficult to control his body. He was basically drifting with the flow.
But that couldn't stump Genius Jiang!
Jiangnan extended ten small whips from his back, and put ten pairs of Extreme-Speed Slippers on each of them.
The moment they activated, the small whips spun into blurs, rivaling ten-thousand-horsepower propellers with direction freely controlled.
He swam toward the direction of Wang Youzhi's tether line at high speed.
Jiangnan could handle it, but Wang Youzhi wasn't so lucky. He had been turned into a bloody mess by the Ming He water.
He was also being dragged around by the tether line, looking like he was about to die.
Chong Dajiang and Black Steel were also being washed until their skin and steel were torn apart, but they tried their best to huddle together and protect Wang Youzhi in the middle, preventing him from being knocked unconscious by the Ming He water.
Just then, Black Steel was horrified to see Jiangnan charging over with a propeller!
∑(°口°●) "Whoa? Humans come with built-in propellers?"
Seeing Wang Youzhi's bad condition, Jiangnan quickly pulled out a barrel of Strength 2.0 from behind!
"Hey~ Good stuff! Drink it!"
Black Steel's eyes bulged, his mouth wide open, and a mouthful of Ming He water poured in, making him cough violently!
Holy crap! How did you pull out such a big bucket of water from your back pocket?
Chong Dajiang and Wang Youzhi naturally knew this was good stuff and grabbed the Strength bucket to chug it down!
Strength went down, their muscles bulged, hair fell out, and their bald heads emitted dazzling light, like underwater lighthouses!
Their physical fitness skyrocketed, finally able to withstand the erosion of the Ming He water.
Seeing the two others drink and become so strong, Black Steel overcame his psychological shadow and also downed a bucket.
He was amazed to find that after drinking Strength, he could absorb Ming He energy to strengthen his body and cultivate!
He was utterly shocked. What kind of treasure was this?
"How is it now? Can you hold on?"
Wang Youzhi clutched his head:
(ﾉ)⋟益⋞) "Physically, I'm fine for now, but the mental attack of the Ming He water..."
Jiangnan grinned: "That's simple!"
Saying this, he pulled out several bowls of Heart Chicken Soup from behind and distributed them. After drinking, they casually threw away the bowls!
Black Steel: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ!!!
Chicken soup? Where the hell did this authentic chicken soup come from, pulled out of a back pocket?
One sip of chicken soup, and their mental power skyrocketed. Although they couldn't project their mental energy outward, it was enough to block the erosion of the Ming He water!
"Come on~ Let's install the propellers..."
Then, under Black Steel's horrified gaze, Jiangnan pulled out several more pairs of Extreme-Speed Slippers from behind!
(|||꒪ͦ3꒪ͦ) Puh-wah~
So even the slippers were stored in his back pocket?
Black Steel: =͟͟͞͞(꒪﹏꒪‧̣̥̇)...
Even if the boss pulled a living person out from there next, he wouldn't be shocked anymore!
Jiangnan also used the Cow Horse Pen to blacken out their bald heads, so they wouldn't be too conspicuous.
With various buffs stacked, the four could finally move freely in the Ming He.
As long as they avoided undercurrents and whirlpools, survival was no issue.
Black Steel was full of admiration. Following Boss Nan Shen was great, huh?
Even in the Ming He, they could be this comfortable!
"This way, collecting Ming He crystals shouldn't be a problem. Let's quickly gather enough and get out."
Jiangnan rolled his eyes:
(꒪ั口꒪ั*) "Huh? Collect Ming He crystals? Are you crazy?"
Wang Youzhi had a look of "iron not becoming steel":
(｡･ˇ益ˇ･) "So many prisoners are collecting them. Do we need to do it ourselves?"
"We'll just rob them when the time comes. No ambition at all!"
Chong Dajiang: "Exactly! We're heinous criminals, calamity-level at that. Robbery is only natural, isn't it?"
Jiangnan: (｡･ˇ～ˇ･)و "As criminals! We should do what criminals—"
Black Steel: =͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇) Huh?
"—Should do!"
Black Steel finally breathed a sigh of relief. Don't pause like that! You scared me to death!
So these three were planning to rob other prisoners' labor from the start?
Was there such a thing as taking it for granted?
Jiangnan and Wang Youzhi were old-time Star Bandits. The Handsome Duo wasn't just for show!
Thus, the River Plunder Gang officially went online!
But before Jiangnan could act, he felt the tether line around his waist being pulled by a powerful force.
Even the slipper propellers couldn't resist, dragging Jiangnan over!
Black Steel was alarmed: "Bad! Taro is coming!"
...
On the other side, Taro used his powerful body to withstand the Ming He's erosion, completely ignoring the mental attack.
After absorbing Ming He crystals for so many years, Taro's mental defense wasn't ordinary.
Now Taro grabbed Jiangnan's tether line, his six arms spinning into blurs!
(ง▼口▼)ง "Ora ora ora ora~"
Sa Mo and Bo Den beside him cheered wildly!
"Big brother, keep pulling! Pull him over and we'll tear him apart!"
The other Bully Gang underlings also watched expectantly. Jiangnan was done for!
In a moment, a black shadow appeared at the end of the tether line!
Taro's eyes flashed with murderous intent as he yanked hard!
He raised his fist and slammed it forward, his fierce punching power like a deep-water bomb!
"Little bastard! Die!"
But when the line reached him, Taro realized there was no Jiangnan in sight.
Tied to the tether line were more than a dozen Diamond Giant Durians with their stems pressed!
Before Taro's fist could land, all the durians exploded at once!
Golden pulp and diamond spikes scattered everywhere, polluting the Ming He!
It spread completely in the water, the smell absolutely unbearable, overwhelmingly pungent!
Taro's eyes rolled back, and all three of his heads were gagged on the spot!
(꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ|||) "Blergh~ Bleh! What the hell is this? Who crapped in the Ming He!"
Sa Mo and Bo Den were almost crying from the stench. Being in the Ming He was already hard enough!
And now they had to endure this sour, pungent smell? They felt like they had arrived in hell!