Chapter 2100: I Really Can't Take It Anymore
Xing Luo and Karl stared at each other with wide eyes, momentarily thinking they'd misheard!
What Jiangnan? Was it just someone with the same name?
The two of them didn't even remember Jiangnan being in Minghe Death Prison at all!
When Jiangnan had deleted his data yesterday, he'd gone a little overboard and wiped the memories of Xing Luo and Karl all the way back to the night before!
Even the events at the Life and Death Platform were forgotten!
Refusing to believe it, Xing Luo and Karl supported each other, limping and hobbling, chasing after Bing Chacha!
They wanted to see what was really going on!
……
Meanwhile, on the other side, since it was mealtime, Jiangnan naturally wasn't staying in his cell!
So he met up with Wang Youzhi and headed straight to the cafeteria to eat!
There was Wang Youzhi, shirtless, swinging his arms, striding along with a four-square gait, looking smug and arrogant!
He looked just like a white goose that had won a fight!
(ง︶◠︶)ว
He'd also gotten himself a full set of tattoos and started showing off to Jiangnan the moment he saw him!
Jiangnan's mouth twitched!
(•́ω•̀٥)"The little chicken pecking at rice on your right arm is quite vivid, but why does the chicken look so strange? It's all sorts of weird shapes?"
Wang Youzhi glared and reached up to smack Jiangnan on the head!
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง"Pfft! What little chicken pecking at rice? This is a dimensional creature devouring a star! That black dot isn't rice! It's a freaking planet! A planet, you know!"
Jiangnan's forehead dripped with sweat: (꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)"Ahaha~ ahahaha~ Really? That's a bit abstract, isn't it? So what's the nine mantis shrimps playing basketball on your right arm supposed to mean?"
"A basketball team has five shrimp... er, five people, right?"
Wang Youzhi was furious:
(▼皿▼ꐦ)"Mantis shrimp playing basketball my ass! This is Nine Dragons Snatching a Pearl! That's a dragon! A dragon!"
"I admit my drawing is a bit simple, but you can't insult my artistry like this!"
"Hmph! Well, take a look at this?"
With that, he showed Jiangnan his back!
Jiangnan took one look and gasped!
On Wang Youzhi's back was a crooked house, and some oddly shaped tractor next to it?
(‧̣̥̇ﾟﾛﾟ)!"Oh? A farm spring plowing scene? Not bad, not bad! It's at least third-grade level!"
Wang Youzhi ground his teeth: (´-益-`٥)"That's a freaking Lost Temple and an excavator! An excavator demolishing a temple! Do you even know how to read?"
Jiangnan: (≖﹏≖)…
"Forgive my ignorance. What's that half-black cookie on your chest?"
Wang Youzhi: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿̿)̄…
"I was trying to draw my true form... half the pen ran out of ink while I was coloring, so I couldn't finish."
Jiangnan: (̿▀̿﹏▀̿̿)…
"Bro~ Listen. I'll draw it for you later. Stop messing yourself up!"
Wang Youzhi's face reddened with embarrassment as he turned away slightly and nodded:
(乛₃乛⑉)"Th-then I'll leave it to you. Make sure you do a good job, okay?"
In reality, Wang Youzhi wanted to get a cool tattoo like Jiangnan's, but he truly had no clear understanding of his own artistic skills!
The four of them walked through the corridor toward the cafeteria!
Many prisoners were heading the same way, but the moment they caught sight of Jiangnan's face!
Their faces instantly turned white, their bodies drenched in cold sweat, their legs going weak.
Almost instinctively, they crouched down, covering their heads!
୧(#)థ益థ)୨"No, no, no! I can't take it! Don't hit me anymore!"
Their eyes were filled with terror!
Jiangnan kindly reached out to help:
(。ớ₃ờ)ھ"Hey? Buddy? How did you get so careless? You..."
But before Jiangnan could even get close, the prisoner screamed and scrambled away on all fours, bolting off in a flash!
Every prisoner along the way who saw Jiangnan couldn't help but feel a surge of fear from the depths of their hearts!
Their bodies instinctively trembled and shivered!
"What's going on? I... why do I feel like it was Jiangnan who beat me?"
"Hisss~ Just one look at him and I'm about to pee myself. What's happening?"
"No, no... I can't do this. Just being in the same space as him, I feel like I can't breathe! Like I'm suffocating!"
"Did Jiangnan's performance on the Life and Death Platform leave such a strong impression that even our nightmares have him beating us up?"
But that didn't make sense either? It was too much of a coincidence? And the injuries on their bodies couldn't be fake!
It had to be him, right?
But everyone's memory of last night was a complete blank!
This fear had been etched into their very DNA!
Wherever Jiangnan, the prison bully, walked, screams erupted one after another, and all the vicious criminals scrambled to escape!
None dared to meet Jiangnan's gaze!
Jiangnan smirked smugly and raised an eyebrow at Wang Youzhi!
Clearly, through last night's prison correction operation, the prisoners had all successfully developed a rare case of Jiangnan-phobia!
Wang Youzhi gave him a thumbs up!
Now this finally felt like a proper big boss!
The group made their way to the cafeteria!
They had just gotten their food and sat down when a horde of injured prisoners from the Bully Gang, like a zombie apocalypse, came swarming over!
٩(▀̿┏益┓▀̿̿(#)و"Jiang! Nan! I'm going to skin you alive!"
Leading them were Samo and Boden!
Black Steel covered his face. Welp, it's fight time again!
Ever since Nan Shen Boss had entered Minghe Death Prison, he hadn't been able to finish a single meal here!
Following Jiangnan meant three days without a full meal!
He hadn't even had one decent meal!
In an instant, Jiangnan was surrounded on all sides!
Samo slammed the table in anger: "Tell me! Did you do all this to me!"
Boden fumed: "I just want to know! How is this supposed to be read?"
Jiangnan spread his hands: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭"Hey? You can eat shit at random, but you can't let out farts haphazardly! What do you mean I did it?"
"After the fight yesterday, I was locked in my cell by the guards! How could I have gone out to cause trouble? Everyone saw it!"
"Besides! My friend here also got covered in graffiti. He's a victim too!"
With that, he pointed at Wang Youzhi!
Wang Youzhi covered his face in indignation!
(ﾉ)益(ヾ) This is art! Art! Not graffiti!
Samo roared: "Bullshit! If it wasn't you, then who was it? All the Minghe Crystals in my pocket are gone!"
"It was you! Restore them to me right now, or you're not leaving this cafeteria today!"
Boden raged: "And the mosaic! Fix it immediately, or I'll take your life right here!"
Jiangnan looked helpless: (•̆₃•̆)"It wasn't me! What does it have to do with me? You hungry-dad gang... pfft~ Wait, let me laugh first!"
(´థヮథ)σ"Pfft hahahaha!"
Samo was about to explode: Even if Third Bro's was at least spelled with pinyin? The ones on me were drawn wrong several times!
"You're still not admitting it? I'll take your dog's life right now!"
Jiangnan: (≖～≖)"My dog is innocent! Why do you want to take its life?"
Samo: ???
(●┏益┓●(#)"Oh, holy crap! I'm so mad! I'd rather be locked in solitary confinement than let you live!"
With that, Samo, Boden, and all the Bully Gang members attacked Jiangnan at once!
Jiangnan stood up: "You think I'm afraid of you? Come on! Who's scared of who?"
But just then, Bing Chacha and Jiu Lan burst into the cafeteria with a large group of Netherworld guards!
The entire cafeteria was in chaos, about to burst at the seams!
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅)"Stop! Everyone, stop! Do you want to die? Have you all lost your minds?"
Spiritual attacks erupted everywhere, and the guards went all out, frantically suppressing the rioting prisoners!
But once the fire was lit, it wasn't that easy to put out!
Even with Bing Chacha and Jiu Lan bringing reinforcements, they couldn't fully stop the riot of this scale! Tables, chairs, benches, food trays, and soup bowls flew everywhere!
However, Jiangnan's eyes lit up!
Oh? Jiu Lan? So she's finally been drawn in? Wasn't it all for nothing?
If the situation got any bigger, it would be hard to clean up!
So Jiangnan climbed onto the table with all his might, raised his iron fist to the sky, and let out a roar!
٩(◣口◢ꐦ)و"Didn't you hear me telling you to stop? Huh? Looking for a beating?"
All the prisoners' attention was drawn to Jiangnan and his raised fist!
In an instant, every single prisoner instinctively crouched down, covering their heads, huddling together, trembling, and shaking their heads!
୧(⋟﹏⋞(#)୨"No, no, no! Don't hit me anymore!"
(#)꒦ິ口꒦ີ)"Mommy! I'm scared! I want to go home! Wuwu~"
I'm so scared~