Chapter 2099: Prison Riot?
But this was no dream at all. It was real!
Samo struggled to his feet, his eyes full of despair:
(#)▀̿┏益┓▀̿) "With this mug of mine, how the hell am I supposed to go out and see people? Damn it!"
"Don't I deserve some face? This stuff can be wiped off, right? Is it water-soluble marker or something?"
Red-eyed Samo immediately spat two wads of saliva into his palm and frantically rubbed it all over his body and face!
But he rubbed until sparks practically flew, and it was completely useless. Nothing would come off!
Furious, Samo even scraped off the crystals on his body, but the tattoos remained!
More stubborn than a small ad!
"Damn it, why can't it be wiped off? What the hell happened last night? I can't remember a thing!"
"Kuya! Talk! Did you do this?"
Kuya quickly raised her hands in surrender:
꒰ঌ(#)ᵒ̴̶̷̥́3ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀(#)໒꒱ "How could it be me? I can't even fight you, can I? I woke up in the morning looking like this myself!"
"Could... could it be that someone snuck in late at night while we were sound asleep..."
Samo's teeth nearly ground to dust: "Impossible! Forget whether it could be done, with my strength, would I not wake up if someone messed me up like this? Am I a pig?"
But aside from that explanation, nothing else made sense!
Did someone really come into my cell in the middle of the night?
"Crap! The Styx Crystal!"
Samo's heart tightened, and he quickly checked!
But this check was no small matter. Another scream like a groundhog echoed through Ming He Death Prison!
Crap, crap, crap!
What the hell is this blinding mosaic thing? Hey!
Even Kuya's jaw dropped to the floor in shock. She waved her hand and said:
(︶.̮︶(#)(ﾉ) "Oh, Brother Samo, you really know how to have fun. What's the relationship between us? Who doesn't know whom?"
"You even deliberately put up a mosaic so I can't see? You're something! Men being shy? What for?"
Samo: !!!
(̿▀̿┏益┓▀̿̿(#) "Who the hell put up a mosaic? I didn't do anything! How... how did this happen?"
Mosaic!
Is this a joke? Damn it!
And the Styx Crystal he had hidden was also gone. What the hell happened last night?
Kuya was also stunned. Wasn't it Brother Samo who put up the mosaic?
Sigh~ Did I get hit too?
So she quickly began a thorough check. Soon, she let out a scream too!
꒰ঌ(Ő口Ő(#)໒꒱ "Ah!!!"
She quickly asked: "What's up? Do you have tattoos and mosaics on you too?"
Kuya's expression was hard to tell if it was surprise or distress!
꒰ঌ(°△°|||)໒꒱ "I... I have the Demon Eye! Look, don't you believe me!"
Samo was so startled he stepped back twice: "Tsk~ What are you showing off for? The hell am I looking at? Bad luck!"
Kuya's face was full of disbelief: "This is really seeing ghosts!"
She had always been fixated on the Demon Eye, and now she had it after sleeping?
A dream come true?
Though it wasn't real, just a tattoo, it was pretty vivid!
Little did they know this was Wang Youzhi's masterpiece. He had started painting yesterday and incidentally fulfilled Kuya's little wish.
Samo punched the wall, his face full of anger: "It must be Jiangnan! He's the one behind this! Before, he inexplicably had a bunch of domineering tattoos!"
"And the Styx Crystal is missing. He must have come to collect the debt!"
"You wait! Wait until meal time! I'll kill you! I'll make you the Starving Dad Gang!"
[From Samo: Resentment Value +1008!]
Though he didn't know how Jiangnan did it, he was the prime suspect!
Samo was over here frantically muttering to himself!
Then another scream came from the corridor. It was Borden's voice!
Samo's heart tightened: "Third Brother got hit too?"
...
In Borden's cell, Borden was holding his head in front of the mirror, looking at his own face in terror!
His head was full of lumps, swollen three times over, that was one thing!
But his face was painted with a goatee, hearts on both eye sockets, blush on his cheeks, and lip prints on his lips. The whole thing was caked with heavy makeup!
୧(#)꒪ั❥꒪ั(#)୨
On his chest were clearly written:
"èBa Gang Yin Lao San!"
"Ming He Si Yu Wo Zui Wan?"
Borden's eyes nearly popped out. Pinyin? What the hell is pinyin? Hey!
Is there no morality anymore?
I'm dying of anger!
"Pwah!"
And on his back was actually a drawing of a pink little pig holding two Star-Breaking Cannons, wearing sunglasses and a big gold chain! Damn it!
And the key point—why did that pig's head look like a hairdryer?
"Who! Who did this?"
Then the Lumu Clan member shouted in terror:
Σ(っ°口°;)っ "Ah!! Lord Borden! Your injury from yesterday's match was that serious? You... you've even got mosaics?"
Borden looked closely and immediately spat out a mouthful of iron juice!
No way? The aftereffects were this strong?
Yesterday's match, the aftereffects only came today?
He had already seemed to lose his happiness, and looking at it now, he was completely ruined!
It had settled into a chronic condition!
٩(ꐦ♡益♡ꐦ)و "Jiangnan! I will never coexist with you under the same sky!"
[From Borden...]
Meanwhile, the patrolling guards frowned deeply: "Keep it down! What are you all shouting about?"
"Got so much energy, have you? Want to go down to the river for some voluntary labor again?"
But even with that threat, the prisoners were still indignant!
Even the guards were puzzled. Strange, why was it so lively today?
"Hey, brother! I don't know if I slept wrong last night and pinched a nerve, but my face feels numb, like someone hit me."
"Really? You too? I have that feeling too, face red and heart racing, and it was suddenly evening? Strange..."
...
In the disaster-level prison area, in the five-star luxury cell, Jiangnan had been too forceful with his gong-banging and card-punching yesterday!
Xing Luo and Karl slept until nearly noon before the effect wore off!
They too gasped in pain, waking up from the same bed!
They were woken up by the pain of big lumps!
In a dazed state, the two looked at each other, both wide-eyed and open-mouthed!
(#)＠ロ＠)(Ŏ◊Ŏ(#)
"Ah! Ghost!"
They jumped off the bed like startled rabbits, but as soon as they landed, even the soles of their feet had big lumps!
Stepping on them made them hiss through gritted teeth, their faces twisted in pain!
Karl's eyes were full of terror: "Lord Xing Luo? You... you're swollen? Sigh~ Your horn? What's written on your body?"
Xing Luo's mouth twitched in pain: "You... your horn is gone too!"
The two suddenly realized something was wrong and rushed to the mirror to check!
This look almost made them die on the spot!
Over a hundred big red lumps all over, swollen like Michelin tires!
Not only were their horns gone, but words were also written on their foreheads!
Karl's head had "Welcome to Punch In!"
Xing Luo's head had "Idiot Script Idiot!"
And their chests were full of tattoos!
Things like:
"Bing Chacha is a big idiot, Jiu Lan is nothing! Warden Youming's arms are numb!" and other disgraceful phrases!
Xing Luo and Karl were both shocked and furious!
(#)◣益◢) "Who! Who did this? Against the heavens? The Bose race suffers such a cruel fate in Ming He Death Prison?"
"Bing Chacha! Get the hell over here right now, this instant!"
How could Xing Luo stand this? He had never endured such humiliation!
He directly called for Bing Chacha!
And Bing Chacha was already in a mess. The prisoners had been causing a scene all morning!
What now with these two distinguished gentlemen?
So he hurried over: "Lord Xing Luo? You... pfft~"
(´థжథ)!
Even though he was a professional, he couldn't help it when he saw these two like that!
And looking at their tattoos, Bing Chacha's face darkened even more. A nameless anger surged up!
They even dared to curse me?
Xing Luo was furious: "What the hell is going on here? I was sleeping well! How did I end up like this?"
"Did some other prisoner sneak into our cell last night and pull a prank?"
"And! What about our horns? Is this how Ming He Death Prison does its job? Are you asking for death?"
Bing Chacha was now also sweating profusely!
(•́ω•̀٥) "Absolutely! Absolutely not done by other prisoners. Ming He Death Prison has tight security. How could anyone sneak into your lordships' rooms in the middle of the night?"
Karl ground his teeth: (#)°᷄益°᷅) "Then what about these lumps all over us? Did we fall and get them ourselves?"
Bing Chacha swallowed a mouthful of saliva:
(๑◔д◔ิ) "Is there... is there a possibility it was mosquito bites? We can't rule out the existence of mosquitoes in Ming He Death Prison!"
Karl glared: (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Bah! Shove your five-flower-eight-door spiral fart up your sister! What mosquito has that much power? To bite us both like this? What grudge is that?"
Xing Luo ground his teeth: "Did you guys in Ming He Death Prison sneak in some sleeping gas or something last night, knock us out, and then use us for experiments?"
"To study how to restrain the Bose body?"
Bing Chacha shook his head incessantly: "How... how could that be? Even if we did it, we wouldn't write these things on you, would we?"
Karl squinted: "How the hell do I know if you didn't deliberately do it to throw off suspicion?"
Xing Luo was frantic: "I'm going to report this to Lord Di Chou immediately and inform him of all that happened to Karl and me!"
"If this matter isn't settled for us, you're finished!"
A vicious light flashed in Bing Chacha's eyes!
Hah! As if I'd let you report it? Contact the Bose clan?
Looking for trouble for myself, am I?
The news Di Chou gets will always be that you're living well. Otherwise, let Di Chou come looking for trouble with our Netherworld clan?
"Rest assured! I will thoroughly investigate this matter and give you two an explanation! Let's..."
Before he finished, the meal bell rang, and the cell doors opened!
The prisoners rushed out like starving wolves let loose!
ﾚ(▀̿┏益┓▀̿̿(#)ﾍ "Damn it! All Bully Gang members, hear my command! Full assembly! Let's go tear into that kid Jiangnan!"
"My feud with Jiangnan will never end! I'll beat him into a mosaic all over!"
The prisoners, red-eyed, surged out in a massive wave, filling the corridor!
Bing Chacha: !!!
(￢益￢ꐦ) "Damn! What now? Is the prison area rioting? Sound the alarm! Jiu Lan! Hurry and bring people here for backup!"
"Sorry! We'll discuss this later! I need to handle this first!"
With that, Bing Chacha rushed out!
Xing Luo and Karl looked at each other!
(°ー°(#) "Jiangnan? What Jiangnan? Did I hear things?"