Chapter 2095: Suspected Jiangnan Syndrome Theory
Finally! Finally, it's time to turn things around and sing songs of victory? I've been waiting for this!
Wang Youzhi lowered his voice:
(๑◔↼◔ิ) "How do we do it?"
Jiangnan let out a sinister laugh: "What else? Go through every single cell one by one, of course! We're not stopping until we find the clue!"
"Hei Gang and Chong Daqiang! Bags over heads, paralyze them! Dazhi and I will beat them to a pulp! The healing operation starts right now!"
As he spoke, he handed out equipment to Hei Gang and Chong Daqiang. Hei Gang looked at his own shiny golden middle finger and couldn't help but let out an exclamation!
(●ﾟﾛﾟ) "Oh wow? I can turn yellow too? What's the principle behind this?"
Once they were ready, they started the operation. Jiangnan pulled out the Niuma Pen, activated its awesome mode, and drew a door on the wall next to the cell!
Since the cells were all like little square boxes, their sides were all connected, separated by just a single wall!
As long as they passed through a wall made of strong-phase alloy, they could smoothly reach the other cell!
With a touch of the pen tip, the door was generated!
Wang Youzhi's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Jiangnan's big hand!
(๑✧ꇴ✧) "W-What kind of pen is this? You draw something and it appears? Is this what you used to sneak over here earlier? This is fun!"
Jiangnan grinned: "This isn't just any pen! It's a Niubi Pen!"
Wang Youzhi nodded frantically:
(*ᵒ̴̶̷◠ᵒ̴̶̷) "I know it's niubi! I'm asking what pen it is!"
Jiangnan's forehead sprouted three black lines:
(≖_≖|||) "It's called the Niubi Pen! Niuma Pen!"
Wang Youzhi: ???
What kind of badass name is that?
The four of them immediately opened the door and went to the next cell, closing and canceling the door behind them, the whole motion smooth like flowing water!
In the cell, two sleeping Sea Clan members vaguely heard a noise!
They opened their bleary eyes!
They saw Jiangnan and Wang Youzhi standing by the bed, eyes gleaming red, fists clenched, looking like ghosts!
With sinister smiles on their faces!
(ꐦ͡’◡͡’)(ꐦ͡ᵔ↼͡ᵔ)
The two Sea Clan members' expressions instantly turned terrified!
∑(❍ฺд❍ฺlll)
What the hell? Having nightmares in the middle of the night?
This dream is way too realistic!
But before they could even scream, Hei Gang and Chong Daqiang had already thrown burlap sacks over their heads!
Then the paralyzing golden ring immediately poked their bodies!
(இ口இ|||) "Ahhh!!!"
(|||꒦ິ口꒦ີ) "Yah-hoo-hoo~"
The two Sea Clan members almost screamed their throats raw. It wasn't a dream! It was real?
How the hell did they get into our cell in the middle of the night?
Jiangnan twisted his neck: "Scream! Scream! You can scream all you want, nobody's coming to save you!"
The burlap sack completely blocked sound, so no matter how loud they yelled inside, nothing could be heard!
"Dazhi! Let's beat 'em!"
At that moment, Jiangnan and Wang Youzhi charged forward like tigers out of a cage, raining down a frenzy of punches and kicks on the two Sea Clan members!
Fist to the flesh, violent beating!
[From Haimu's Resentment Points +1008!]
[From...]
(#)༎ຶ口༎ຶ) "Ah~ Guard brother, save us! Someone's dying! Prison tyrant Jiang is beating us to death! Aren't you going to do something? Bleh~"
(#)꒦ິ3꒦ີ) "Brother! What do you want to ask? What do you want to do? Just say it! Don't just beat us, okay? Can we go through the process? Follow the routine!"
But no matter how much they yelled, not a sound came out!
Jiangnan and Wang Youzhi really had their fun. After a while, the two were swollen to three times their original size!
Hei Gang looked away, horrified. This... this is way too brutal!
Is he helping the tyrant or what?
Jiangnan squinted: "I'll ask you! During the life-or-death platform fight, after I went to the bathroom, did anyone else go in? Did you see anyone?"
"Just answer yes or no! Otherwise, I'll beat you to death!"
As he spoke, he yanked off the burlap sacks from their heads!
These two's faces were swollen like steamed buns, tears and snot streaming!
Why do you ask after you've already beaten us up?!
Your process is completely different from the norm!
(#)థ3●(#) "N-No... we didn't see anything! Who pays attention to that? We were just eating snacks! We really didn't..."
Jiangnan ground his teeth: (￢益￢ꐦ) "Tsk~ Dazhi! Delete the file! Next room!"
As he spoke, he put on the Passionate Little Gloves and started slapping left and right, a frenzy of face slaps!
Some painful memories are better left forgotten!
Otherwise, they might snitch to the guards and cause unnecessary trouble!
Wang Youzhi was deleting files while regretting: "What a waste! Now they won't know how awesome we are!"
Jiangnan waved it off: "No problem! I've tested it. As long as the impression is deep enough, the body will form a conditioned reflex!"
"This is called the Suspected Jiangnan Syndrome Theory!"
A few big slaps sent the two into sweet dreams. The prison treatment foursome then opened the door to the next cell and started the grind!
Bag over head, paralyze, punch and kick, interrogate for clues, big slap to delete files!
Assembly line operation, perfectly coordinated!
And as they continued on the path of prison treatment, Hei Gang and Chong Daqiang had already gone numb!
They were going to sweep through every single cell, weren't they?
And indeed, that's exactly what Jiangnan was doing!
The four of them started from the Calamity-level cell block, passed through the Extreme Evil block, swept through the Non-stop block, made a big loop, and came back to the Calamity block!
They didn't spare a single one! Even if a guard happened to show up, they'd get two slaps!
Let alone the dogs!
Jiu Lan had no idea that her unintentional confiscation of escape tools had caused so much psychological damage to all the male prisoners!
Even the guards patrolling the hallway were shocked!
Why was it so lively tonight? Were the prisoners all this energetic?
Just like yawning is contagious, having fun is also contagious?
Those who came to check on them were greeted with a whirling big slap!
After Jiangnan lost count of how many people he had beaten, they arrived at Damon's room!
Following the routine, they beat him up again. Da Mengmeng experienced the familiar fists again, crying his eyes out!
How could he get beaten even while sleeping in his own cell? What kind of life was this? Life wasn't worth living!
After the beating, Jiangnan began his routine questioning!
Damon was stunned, his face swollen:
(#)꒪3꒪(#) "You're asking about that? I... I did see something. Miss Jiu Lan went into the bathroom after you!"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up! Finally got a clue?
Jiu Lan went in? You're a woman, why the hell are you going into a men's bathroom?!
Jiangnan asked nervously:
(ง⁰̷̴﹏⁰̷̴)ง "Did she come out holding anything?"
Damon held his head: "I... I saw a blob of something like a mosaic stuffed in her pants pocket!"
"It didn't fit in her pocket, it was sticking out!"
Jiangnan: !!!
That's it! That's my happiness!
Taken by Jiu Lan?!
Why would you take that thing for no reason?!
Jiangnan's forehead was covered in cold sweat!
(•́益•̀٥) "Tsk~ This is going to be tough!"
Bing Chacha was in charge of the male prison area, while Jiu Lan usually handled the female area!
The mosaic must have been taken into the female area by her!
He hadn't even gone over there yet, but the mosaic had already crossed over?
How was he supposed to find it? Who knew where Jiu Lan had put the mosaic?
Sneak into the female area and confront Jiu Lan? Forcefully take it back?
First of all, he might not be able to beat that woman. And once they discovered the importance of the mosaic, they could use it to threaten him for secrets!
That would be bad!
Besides, the female prison area wasn't easy to break into either!
He needed to think of a proper way to retrieve it quietly and smoothly without alerting them!
At least it wasn't a complete loss. He now knew who took his happiness!
That made it easier!
Wang Youzhi asked curiously: (๑•̌～•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "So what have you been looking for since the very beginning? What mosaic?"
Jiangnan's face darkened: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄ "Long story!"
After a few big slaps to delete Damon's file, Jiangnan charged fiercely toward Yin Laosan's cell!
"Damn it! First, let's collect the debt! I've lived this long and no one has ever been able to dodge my debts!"
...
In Yin Laosan Bo Deng's cell. As the third-in-command of the Bully Gang, his room was much more luxurious than the other prisoners!
A woman of the Lumu race was lying seductively, waving at Bo Deng!
"Brother Bo Deng? Still not sleeping?"
But Bo Deng was sitting on the toilet like a thinker, his face dark!
The light cast shadows on his face, making him look unusually desolate!
(٥▀̿ʖ̯▀̿̿) "Sorry! I'm not in the mood today! You sleep first!"
It wasn't that Bo Deng wasn't in the mood, but he seemed to have lost his happiness!
Every time he looked at the Lumu woman, what came to mind was the image of him being hit hard on the life-or-death platform!
He had developed a serious psychological shadow!
(◞‸◟) "Sigh~"
A long sigh, filled with unspeakable bitterness!
The Lumu woman said worriedly: "How about you sleep for a while? You can't keep going on like this!"
"Lumu mattress! Always giving you the warmest care!"
As she spoke, the Lumu woman actually transformed into a mattress!
The spring mattress was nothing compared to this!
But Bo Deng just shook his head and sighed again!
Just then, both of them were startled. They saw a door suddenly appear on what was originally a smooth wall!
Under their terrified gaze, the door opened!
Jiangnan and his three companions walked in brazenly, carrying burlap sacks!
Six people, twelve eyes met. The air was filled with awkwardness!
Bo Deng's eyes bulged wide:
(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇) "Jiangnan?"
In the middle of the night? How could he appear in his room?
Was he too tired and hallucinating?
Jiangnan glared: "Bags over their heads! Beat 'em!"
Before Bo Deng could even move, the burlap sack and paralyzing ring were already on him!
Jiangnan mercilessly beat the Lumu woman, while Wang Youzhi pounded on Bo Deng!
But after two punches, Wang Youzhi grimaced in pain and shook his fist!
(٥･ˇ益ˇ･) "Hey hey hey! Switch! I can't beat this guy!"
He was a total chunk of iron! How was he supposed to punch that?
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "You take this one! I'll hammer him!"
Hei Gang was tightly holding the sack over Bo Deng's head, tears streaming down!
(●⋟益⋞)...
Cousin! I'm sorry!
I'm being forced to do this!