Chapter 2094: Searching for Happiness? Prison Governance Action
Jiang Nan's desperate scream really startled everyone!
Immediately after, a series of clattering sounds came from the bathroom!
Upon hearing this, Borden, while spewing molten iron from the corner of his mouth, curved his lips into a smirk.
(꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ|||) "Heh~ Though Jiang Nan has more guts than me! But since I'm already like this, he won't get off easy either! Pfft-wah~"
Wang Youzhi and Chong Dajia thought something had happened to Jiang Nan and rushed into the bathroom!
(ﾟ～ﾟ)ﾂ "Bro! What's the situation? What are you screaming about?"
At this moment, Jiang Nan's eyes were red, sweat pouring down his face like rain, and he had already dismantled the bathroom!
He was searching everywhere frantically!
Σ(°yi°|||) "It's gone! Gone! How could it be gone? I clearly hid it well!"
He had hidden it in the water tank, and in just that short time, it was gone?
Who the hell took my mosaic? Damn it!
Wang Youzhi scratched his head: ୧(ﾟ～ﾟ) "What's gone? Your dignity?"
Jiang Nan completely panicked now!
(ง˃̣̣̥᷄yi˂̣̣̥᷅)ง "What's gone? My happiness is gone! I've taken a huge loss this time!"
I've never made such a bad deal in my entire life!
If I escape back to prison like this, how am I supposed to explain to Xuexue and Lang Mie? Damn it!
Stolen by someone? Flushed down the drain? Impossible?
It can't be flushed down at all!
Wang Youzhi sighed and stepped forward to pat Jiang Nan on the shoulder:
(︶～︶〃)ﾉ "I told you not to compete with him. Know your limits!"
"Now look what happened? But don't be sad. I'll give you mine later!"
Jiang Nan's face turned even darker!
(̿▀̿yi▀̿̿|||) Who wants your crappy thing?
(ꐦÒ‸Ó)☛ "Hey! You guys! Get back to your cells! What are you doing here? Get back and lock yourselves up!"
"Jiang Nan! Why did you dismantle the bathroom? Damaging public facilities, huh? Want to be thrown into solitary confinement? Get back now!"
As he spoke, seven or eight jailers came over, grabbed Jiang Nan by the arms, and dragged him back!
But Jiang Nan kept reaching toward the bathroom with both hands!
٩(ཀyiཀ٩) "Happiness! Who the hell stole my happiness!"
He had already searched the entire bathroom himself, and it wasn't there!
Once the free time was over, all the cell blocks fell into silence!
The prisoners were squatting in their cells, excitedly reminiscing and discussing the just-concluded life-and-death stage battle!
The Bully Gang had lost all face. Not only had Jin Lao Er had his head twisted off, but Yin Lao San had been blown up!
It seemed Jiang Nan was more worthy of the title "bully"!
And he even dared to provoke those two Bose body big shots!
Everyone felt that Ming He Death Prison might be about to undergo a change.
...
At this moment, inside Jiang Nan's cell!
Jiang Nan stood with his arms crossed, rooted to the spot like a utility pole!
(̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄...
He wasn't sitting, and his face was incredibly dark!
This state had already lasted three hours!
Hei Gang didn't dare to breathe loudly. What was Boss Nan Shen doing? Meditating?
Thinking about Jiang Nan's performance earlier, the more he thought about it, the more scared he became!
Considering that he would have to be Jiang Nan's cellmate from now on, Hei Gang's face turned even darker!
He had to perform well and try to live comfortably!
So he walked toward Jiang Nan from behind!
(●´﹏`●) "Boss Nan Shen? The bed is made! Do you want to lie down for a while? I can give you a massage to relax? Ease the fatigue from the fight?"
"Don't judge me by my appearance. My technique is quite..."
Before he could finish, Hei Gang saw Jiang Nan's size-48 big foot flying toward his face in an extremely terrifying posture!
A fierce wind hit his face!
Hei Gang: !!!
"Boom!"
Hei Gang was kicked flying by Jiang Nan's mule kick, slamming heavily into the cell wall!
Another pain mask belonging to Hei Gang appeared on the wall!
Jiang Nan turned his head, twitching the corner of his mouth. The side effect of the Horse Biscuit hasn't worn off yet, and you're standing behind me now?
Asking to be kicked, aren't you?
(｡･ˇyiˇ･) "Go face the corner, squat with your hands on your head! I'm in a bad mood, don't bother me!"
Hei Gang struggled to get up from the ground!
(●･ˇϠˇ･) "Got it!"
He scurried to the corner, grabbed his earlobes, and squatted down, with a big shoe print on his face and a look of grievance!
Serving a king is like serving a tiger!
Jiang Nan ground his teeth. Who the hell took my mosaic?
A cleaner? A prisoner? Which prisoner would be so bored as to flip through the water tank?
Isn't this a disaster?
Under the effect of the Niú Mǎ Pen, if the removed mosaic is lost, there's no way to remove the blur!
It won't grow back either. If it's lost like this, it'll be gone forever!
Wouldn't that make me a real eunuch?
It had been three hours since the loss of his happiness, and Jiang Nan's heart felt even emptier!
He wondered where his happiness was now! Was it cold? Was it dressed warmly?
The more he thought about it, the sadder he became!
So this is the price of cheating? Damn it!
Even if he had to turn Ming He Death Prison upside down, he would find his happiness! Damn it!
Jiang Nan's eyes flickered:
(￢yi￢٥) "Gangzi! Who usually cleans the bathroom? After I went into the bathroom, who else went in?"
Hei Gang was confused: (●•̌Ϡ•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "The bathroom? Usually the prisoners are responsible for cleaning it! But during meal times, it's not cleaning time!"
"After you went to the bathroom, I didn't pay attention! I was too busy admiring your heroic posture!"
Jiang Nan was furious. He went to the corner, turned his back to Hei Gang, and started furiously kicking backward!
"Who told you to admire me? Why weren't you watching the bathroom? What use are you?"
Hei Gang covered his head. Admiring your heroic posture is wrong too? Who the hell watches the bathroom for no reason? Damn it!
This guy is unreasonable! He just wants to hit me, doesn't he?
Jiang Nan said angrily: "What about the surveillance? How can I see the corridor surveillance?"
As soon as this was mentioned, Hei Gang shuddered:
(‧̣̥̇⋟Ϡ⋞) "Shh~ Shh! Don't talk about that! We can't see the surveillance room! It's all youming jailers!"
"Besides, except for the free time during meals, we have to be locked in our cells the rest of the time!"
"There's no way out! This is strong-phase alloy! And even if we had a way out, the youming jailers patrol during the day. If we're caught, solitary confinement is the least of our worries!"
"Half our lives would be beaten out of us!"
Although there were tough guys among the prisoners, the youming race had freakish physical qualities. If they all ganged up on you, it wasn't something ordinary people could withstand!
He had only been in here for a few days. Sneaking into the surveillance room was too risky!
So he could only ask the prisoners one by one. With so many people around, surely someone noticed who took it!
And if it weren't for Jin Lao Er and Yin Lao San, he wouldn't have lost his happiness!
Damn it! They still owe me crystals!
If he couldn't find his happiness, no one was going to have a good time! He would tear down Ming He Death Prison! Damn it!
"What about night? Are there jailers at night?"
Hei Gang nodded: "There are some, but much fewer! As long as we keep it quiet..."
Jiang Nan rested his chin: (͡°ก͡°) "Then we'll move tonight! Be prepared!"
Hei Gang: ???
Move? Move me? Want me to be mentally prepared?
Hei Gang closed his eyes, letting a tear of regret roll down the corner of his eye. So this day had finally come?
He who opens others will forever be opened!
Time flew by until late at night. Jiang Nan couldn't sleep at all, his mind entirely on his happiness!
At this moment, Hei Gang had already fallen asleep in the corner!
Jiang Nan went over and nudged him awake!
"Get ready! We're starting!"
Hei Gang was startled, then sighed:
(◞‸◟) "Alright... alright! Just be gentle. I'm still..."
Jiang Nan glared: (ꐦÒ皿Ó) "Gentle your sister! Carry the quarks balls! Don't make a sound! Follow me!"
As he spoke, he had already arrived at the cell wall!
Hei Gang swallowed his saliva. Not moving me?
Follow? Where are we going? The cell door is locked! Damn it!
Jiang Nan pulled out a Niú Mǎ Pen from behind, switched to Niu Bi Mode, and his hands moved so fast they blurred!
He directly drew a door on the wall!
Then he tapped it with the pen tip!
The door instantly materialized on the wall. Jiang Nan pulled the door handle and opened it!
He stepped out!
He looked left and right. No jailers. Safe for now!
(yi yi|||) "Tsk~ Let's go! What are you standing there for? Someone might come!"
Hei Gang was completely dumbfounded. What the hell? This guy drew a door on the wall, and it became a real door? And it even opened?
Σ(＠ロ＠|||) "This... this... this isn't scientific! You... what the... holy crap!"
Hei Gang couldn't even speak properly!
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes: "Follow me! I'm telling you, keep your mouth shut! Stick with your big bro! I came here for a vacation!"
"If you behave well, I'll take you out to have fun!"
Hei Gang's eyes were already shining. He had no doubt about what Jiang Nan said. He could open doors anywhere on the wall?
That meant Ming He Death Prison was basically his to escape from!
So he quickly picked up the five quarks balls and followed Jiang Nan out of the cell!
Jiang Nan turned around, closed the door, and double-tapped it with the pen tip!
The door suddenly disappeared, reverting to the graffiti on the inside of the wall, and then even the graffiti evaporated and vanished!
No trace left!
But Jiang Nan was already out of the cell!
This was a small trick Jiang Nan had developed during his three days in solitary!
In Niu Bi Mode, any materialized object could be restored to its original graffiti state by double-tapping!
The graffiti would also disappear and evaporate!
There were many more wonderful uses. The prize was no ordinary kind of awesome!
And so Jiang Nan led Hei Gang swaggering down the corridor!
Hei Gang felt like his heart was about to jump out of his chest!
In all the years he had been in here, this was the first time he had left his cell at night!
Was this too exciting? If they were caught, they were done for!
But just as the two turned a corner, they came face to face with love!
They were nose to nose with a youming jailer, almost kissing!
(|||ʘ̆_ʘ̆)(ʘ_ʘ|||)
The youming jailer's eyes bulged wide!
(|||ʘyiʘ)☛ "Hey..."
Before he could yell out, Jiang Nan directly slapped him across the face!
(ꐦÒyiÓ)ﾉΣ(#)꒪ͦ3꒪ͦ) Pfft~
With a "smack," the jailer's head was twisted to the side!
He didn't just slap once! He used both hands alternately!
Hei Gang's jaw dropped to the floor!
୧●●(#ʘ̅口ʘ̅)●●●୨
Holy crap! You're my grandpa! This is what you call sneaking?
Your sneaking is way too blatant!
Running into a jailer and immediately slapping him?
(￢～￢) "What are you looking at? Carry him!"
Hei Gang's gums were trembling. He had clearly boarded a pirate ship!
Beating up a jailer? Was that even allowed?
So he picked up the jailer!
Jiang Nan kept walking, using the Passionate Little Gloves to slap the jailer's face!
A mobile slap!
The crisp "smack smack" echoed through the corridor!
Many prisoners heard it and felt a surge of excitement. Which guy was that? So energetic? Getting it on in the middle of the night?
Jiang Nan walked all the way to a cell!
(｡･ˇกˇ･) "Hmm~ I remember Da Zhi said he lives here, right?"
As he spoke, he kept slapping while drawing a door on the wall!
Tap to generate, open the door! Then the two slipped inside!
They left the jailer outside!
Then Jiang Nan turned around and double-tapped the door twice. The door reverted and disappeared...
The jailer stood blankly in the corridor, holding his slightly numb cheek!
(#)ʘ△ʘ(#) "Huh? It's already night? That fast?"
Hei Gang almost had a heart attack. Sneaking while carrying a jailer?
And you slapped him so many times, then just left him outside?
He wouldn't attack you?
But Wang Youzhi and Chong Dajia, who were sleeping in the cell, were stunned. They got up from their beds!
They looked dumbfounded as a door appeared on the wall and two people walked in!
Then the door disappeared again?
Σ(っ°Д°;)っ "Jiang Nan? Gasp~ You... how did you get over here? Teleport? You can use your abilities?"
Jiang Nan: "Shh~ I walked over. I opened the door and came in!"
Wang Youzhi: ???
Hei Gang covered his face: "I can vouch for him! He really did walk over!"
Wang Youzhi was even more confused. Open the door? You can open doors? And you can casually visit other cells at night?
Was this really about serving time?
"What are you looking for me for in the middle of the night?"
Jiang Nan ground his teeth: (ꐦ⁰̷̴yi⁰̷̴)و "Searching for my lost happiness! And starting the Prison Governance Action!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a few dull sacks from behind!
Hei Gang: ???
The boss can still fit sacks in his butt pocket?
Wang Youzhi rubbed his hands excitedly:
(ʃƪ✪⥎✪) "I've been waiting for this! Let's get started!"