Chapter 196: Surprise? Exciting?
Two AK47s?
Are you serious?
Let's not even talk about accuracy!
Just the sheer presence alone—nothing else compares!
Everything about this is just right!
And the key thing is, Jiangnan's aim is terrifyingly accurate!
No matter how Qifeiyu flipped, dodged, and pulled off all kinds of high-difficulty moves in the air!
There were still seven or eight bullet holes in his wings!
And on the other side, Zhong Yingxue was completely addicted to firing the machine gun!
Hot bullet casings scattered like soybeans!
Forcing Chu Qi to fly far away, not daring to come close!
This firepower was absolutely explosive!
Jiangnan grinned slyly: "Still can't reach me? My reach is long enough!"
Qifeiyu was so angry his lungs felt like they were about to explode. He glared and roared, "What kind of skill is it to borrow external tools?"
"If you're a real man, fight me head-on like a man!"
"If I so much as frown, I'll kneel down and call you 'Dad'!"
Jiangnan glared back, full of defiance!
He immediately threw the two AK47s aside, stomped one foot on the turret, looking utterly ruthless!
Qifeiyu's eyes lit up!
He's finally going to fight me head-on? This is exactly what I've been waiting for!
"Hmph! So you are a man after all! I, Qifeiyu... ow!"
Before he could finish speaking!
Jiangnan pulled out another Gatling gun!
The barrel spun, bullets poured out, firing like crazy!
The muzzle was practically glowing blue with fire!
"Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat~"
[From Qifeiyu: Resentment +1000!]
Can you have any shame at all?!
I thought you were going to have a fair duel with me!
But you're just switching guns?
What? You think the world-shattering firepower wasn't enough?
Now you've brought out a Gatling with a blue flame?
This is even more outrageous!
Qifeiyu had no choice but to activate his Divine Movement skill in the air!
Otherwise, his wings would have been shot through and wouldn't even catch the wind!
He was full of anger but had nowhere to vent it!
He simply couldn't get close to Jiangnan!
Meanwhile, the contestants who were frantically fleeing from the herd of cattle heard the booming gunfire behind them and couldn't help turning back to look!
And what they saw was Jiangnan holding a Gatling gun, one foot on the turret, firing like crazy!
The barrel had already turned red-hot!
And it was even the kind of Gatling that went "rat-tat-tat" with a blue flame!
Next to him, Zhong Yingxue was having even more fun with her machine gun!
"Isn't this just too awesome?"
"Damn! Is Nan Shen carrying an arsenal with him?"
"Holy crap! With this setup alone, he could just steamroll everything!"
"Serves them right! Nan Shen! Give it to them! Hit them hard! Kill that bastard Qifeiyu!"
"Haha! This is too satisfying! One foot on a tank, the other hand on a Gatling?"
Yu Qingqing was utterly mesmerized: "Oh my god, I've never thought a man holding a Gatling could look so cool! Nan Shen is just too hardcore!"
"He really is my Sailor Moon!"
Lin Chuqing's little heart was pounding, her pretty face flushed as she dared not look directly.
"No, no! My type should be Ultraman! I can't change my mind! Absolutely not!"
Jiangnan was having the time of his life firing away!
And on this side!
"Hoo!"
With a miserable scream!
Wang Dong was instantly sent flying over 80 meters into the air!
The herd of cattle had finally caught up, and what awaited them was the impact of horns and the trampling of iron hooves!
He was stomped until he was spitting foam!
Screams and wails never stopped!
Many were sent flying, then fell to the ground, getting a full-body massage from the cow hooves!
"Damn! Climb a tree! Climb a tree fast! Find a thick one!"
Whoever shouted that, the surviving contestants burst forth with astonishing potential!
They climbed faster than monkeys up a tree!
Yu Qingqing and her group found a tree over five meters thick and climbed up!
The big-horned cows couldn't shake such a thick tree!
Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief!
Listening to the wails of those being trampled by the herd below!
They couldn't help but shudder violently!
Qin Shou also struggled to climb onto a branch!
But he stood up shakily on that branch, looking down at the charging herd below!
His face full of arrogance: "As expected, only between life and death can a person be truly tempered!"
"Life-and-death crisis is the best whetstone! The strong survive! And the weak are only meant to be eliminated!"
"I'm fortunate to be one of the strong who survived!"
"At the same time, I also pity the weak..."
Yu Qingqing, Du Yue, and Glasses Brother couldn't help but cover their faces!
Look at you now!
Black and blue, your eyes swollen so bad you can't even open them!
Can you just stop showing off?
Put away that king of showing off aura!
It's not cool at all, you know?
Seriously, could you at least wipe the blood dripping from the corner of your mouth?
It's breaking the immersion!
"Crack!"
A crisp sound!
Qin Shou's face instantly turned white, and his body froze!
Before he could even turn around!
The next moment, the branch broke under him!
Qin Shou's body plummeted downward!
With a "Rip!"
The broken branch end scraped off Qin Shou's entire pants!
Revealing an exceptionally bright red pair of shorts!
Qin Shou's eyes widened as he felt a chill all over his body!
"What the hell..."
His body fell instantly, and Qin Shou was about to adjust his posture!
"Hoo! =͟͟͞͞(꒪◊꒪‧̣̥̇)"
As luck would have it!
His shorts got hooked directly onto the big horn of the herd leader!
Squeezing Qin Shou so tight he almost died on the spot!
The herd leader shook its head!
Oh ho ho!
Isn't this the little bro who tried to steal my milk earlier?
You thought you could run?
You ended up right in my hands after all!
Surprise?
Exciting?
The herd leader got all excited!
Shaking its head like crazy!
Qin Shou, with his shorts hooked on the horn, had his eyes bulging and veins popping!
His body swung back and forth like a torn sack, wild and uncontrolled!
Whether it was exciting or not, Qin Shou didn't know!
But if this kept up, he really was going to die!
"Hoo~ hoo~ wah!"
Qin Shou's screams, hanging on the horn, and the stretched red shorts...
Could be considered a rather unique sight!
Du Yue covered her face: "As expected, showing off always gets you struck by lightning!"
Glasses Brother sighed with emotion: "I didn't realize Qin Shou was in his zodiac year this year! Tsk tsk tsk!"
"These shorts are really good quality! Comparable to Nan Shen's Hulk brand shorts! Just that bright red color... I wonder if it'll fade!"
Yu Qingqing covered her eyes, her mentality broken!
When I get back, I'm quitting the team!
I can't take this anymore!
The captain is just too embarrassing...
On the other side, Wang Dong was already stomped until he was foaming at the mouth!
If this kept up, he really would kick the bucket!
You have to admit, in life-or-death moments, people's potential is endless!
A flash of inspiration struck Wang Dong, and he roared!
With a frog jump, he somehow managed to grab onto a heifer in the midst of the stampeding herd!
Just like Qin Shou, he clung on for dear life, frantically stealing milk!
He wouldn't let go even if it killed him!
Because if he let go, he really would die!
After stomping me into such a mess, I have every right to drink some of your milk, don't I?
The heifer kicked wildly, but it couldn't shake Wang Dong off!
At this point, the herd was charging, so there was no time to worry about that. Wang Dong could only run along with the herd!
The other brothers who had been trampled into spitting foam saw Wang Dong!
Their eyes lit up instantly!
"Whoa! Brother Dong's method works!"
"Leave it to my Brother Dong! Damn, so smart!"
"Alright, stop dawdling! Get on a cow quickly! If you don't, you'll be trampled into calf meat!"
So one by one, the contestants who had been traumatized by the trampling, after paying a heavy price!
All managed to climb onto a heifer!
Among the herd, there were over twenty grown men hanging spread-eagled under the heifers, crazily stealing milk!
That image! Tsk tsk tsk!
That scene! Oh ho ho!
It was definitely the best editing material for any absurd video channel!
No doubt about it!