Chapter 195: One Heaven-Destroyer! One Earth-Shatterer!
"Rumble!"
The deafening roar of the engine shook the air!
Wu Liang drove a heavy main battle tank out of the Alternate Dimension with a thunderous roar!
Wu Liang's face was flushed with excitement: "Damn it! I've driven a tank now!"
"I'd die happy right here!"
Maybe every boy dreams of driving a tank someday.
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Die? No dying! Get in the tank!"
"Big Wolf Girl! Gunner position!"
"Xuexue! Machine gun position!"
"Xiong Er! Anti-air!"
Xia Yao's pretty face was flushed with excitement. She grabbed Jiangnan's face and gave him a big kiss right on the forehead!
"Haha! Xiao Nan! I absolutely love you!"
"For real this time!"
With that, she climbed onto the tank, flipped open the hatch, and crawled inside.
Zhong Yingxue's eyes were sparkling too.
Machine gunner? Firepower output?
She loved it!
She also climbed onto the tank and grabbed the machine gun.
She casually picked up a helmet and put it on her head, but it was a bit too big.
Zhong Yingxue couldn't keep it on straight, so it tilted to one side.
Jiangnan's heart was instantly struck.
Damn!
Could she be any cuter!
Xiong Er stared wide-eyed at the huge iron hunk in front of him.
What the heck was this thing?
But seeing Jiangnan and the others climbing up, he followed and climbed on too.
Jiangnan waved his hand forward grandly, looking smug: "Let's roll! Charge!"
"Rumble!"
The main battle tank's exhaust pipe spewed thick black smoke as it charged forward at full speed.
Metal tracks crushed everything in their path.
They sped off in the same direction as the cattle herd.
Just then! The herd caught up!
"Bang!"
A dull crash sounded.
The horn of a big-horned cow rammed straight into the rear of the tank.
The back of the tank lifted up from the immense force.
Then slammed back down hard.
But it was completely unharmed.
That big-horned cow rolled its eyes, its body stiffening like a board.
It fell straight to the ground, knocked out?
The last thought in the cow's mind before passing out was probably...
What the hell was that thing?!
At this moment!
Yu Qingqing and the others had already run a good distance away.
She said anxiously: "Why haven't Nan Shen and the others caught up? Could it be...?"
Lin Chuqing worried: "They wouldn't have been...?"
She couldn't help but look back.
What she saw was a fully armed main battle tank charging at full speed through the stampeding herd!
Kicking up a cloud of dust!
Jiangnan, wearing shorts and a short-sleeved shirt, stood on the turret, hands on his hips, laughing heartily.
Lin Chuqing: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
Yu Qingqing: ∑(°口°๑)
A tank?
Why was there a tank in the Spirit Ruins?!
Damn!
Was her worldview shattered?
Nan Shen! What kind of bizarre stuff did you bring in here?!
And seriously, was that a bald black bear squatting behind the tank?
Not just Lin Chuqing and Yu Qingqing's teams were dumbfounded.
Those fleeing contestants also stared in shock, eyes wide.
The only word echoing in their minds was:
"WTF!"
"What the hell! A tank! And it's the latest model, not even publicly revealed!"
"Screw your grandpa! This All-Star game is impossible to play anymore!"
"Why the hell is there a tank in the Spirit Ruins?! Nan Shen! You cheater!"
"Are you playing Grand Theft Auto or what? Press a button and spawn a tank?"
"Even a boat was one thing, but a tank?!"
The fleeing contestants' faces turned green.
There was no way you were playing fair, were you?
At that moment, in the live stream, the danmaku was flooded with the word "cheater"!
"Mom! Nan Shen cheated again!"
"He stuffed a tank into his Alternate Dimension? If he pulled out a nuclear warhead next, I'd believe it!"
"Is nobody wondering how Nan Shen got a tank?"
"This guy definitely picked up an airdrop, right? Unbeatable!"
"Look how smug Nan Shen's laugh is! Damn! Does he have to be so cocky?"
"He's got the right to be cocky. The rules don't forbid it. If you've got the skill, bring one in yourself!"
Ye Xingxuan spat: "Pfft..."
The students of Songjiang Spirit Martial School were collectively silent. Damn!
They were going to be famous this time.
At the military base, Mountain Cat had just hung up the phone. Looking at the All-Star live stream on her tablet, her face darkened.
She gritted her teeth: "Stinky Jiangnan! I should never have believed your nonsense!"
In the waiting hall, Shen Hong watched the live stream of Jiangnan laughing with his hands on his hips, then looked at the cluster of microphones thrust in his face...
"Um... the competition rules..."
After another round of official explanations, Shen Hong's head was throbbing.
He couldn't help but curse under his breath.
Can you be any more arrogant?
Even though you didn't break the rules, you can't play like this!
You're just making trouble for me!
At this moment, Shen Hong was already considering how to revise the All-Star game rules for next year.
Changing the rules of the game because of one person—Jiangnan was truly one of a kind.
...
At that moment, high in the sky, Qi Feiyu and Chu Qi were also stunned for a moment.
Jiangnan had actually gotten a tank?
The cattle charge posed no threat to Jiangnan's team at all.
After knocking out three cows, the herd started giving the tank a wide berth!
"Hmph! You think you're safe now?"
"Playing games with me? You're still too green. I haven't settled accounts with you from last time yet!"
"Qiqi! Go!"
In an instant, the two circled around the tank.
Flapping their wings, they fired countless arrow-shaped projectiles mixed with ice crystals at the tank.
Jiangnan smirked, opening his Space Wormhole to its maximum.
It covered the front half of the tank.
Xiong Er wasn't useless either. He roared up at the sky.
A single roar even formed a visible sound wave.
It shattered the incoming arrows and ice crystals.
Jiangnan's Space Wormhole deflected most of the attacks.
Not to be outdone, he straightened his Void Chain into a spear and hurled it viciously at Qi Feiyu.
But Qi Feiyu and Chu Qi dodged it easily.
"Heh! Is that all you've got? Qiqi! Hit the tracks! Destroy their mobility!"
Having been burned once, they were now on guard.
They estimated Jiangnan's Spiritual Art range to be about 300 meters.
So they always stayed safely outside that range.
Normally, Jiangnan wouldn't mind another aerial duel with Qi Feiyu.
But now the situation was chaotic. Jiangnan didn't want to stray too far from the tank.
Just then, Qi Feiyu and Chu Qi circled around and launched another attack on the tank.
Jiangnan grinned: "A brain is a good thing. Too bad you don't have one."
"Xuexue! Spray him!"
Zhong Yingxue's beautiful eyes sparkled. She raised the machine gun and pulled the trigger.
In the next second, the 12.4mm heavy machine gun spewed flames!
Every tenth bullet was a tracer round, making the trajectory clearly visible for aiming.
Zhong Yingxue licked her little tongue and wore her crooked helmet. She swept a curtain of bullets across the sky.
Her gentleness was gone; her big eyes gleamed with indescribable excitement.
Chu Qi's expression turned terrified as she quickly dodged.
[From Chu Qi, resentment value +1000.]
This was no joke! If that heavy machine gun hit a person, it would break them in half!
Qi Feiyu gritted her steel teeth, refusing to let go. She attacked the tank's tracks.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. You won't stop until you hit Southern God, will you?"
"Looks like it's time to bring out my divine weapons."
"One Heaven-Destroyer! One Earth-Shatterer! Combined, they kill men and slay Buddhas!"
Qi Feiyu's nerves tensed. What divine weapons?
They sounded pretty impressive.
She heightened her vigilance to the utmost.
Then, Jiangnan pulled two AK-47s out of his Alternate Dimension.
One in each hand.
He slung them around his neck and opened fire wildly.
His aura rivaled that of a cyber-tank Optimus Prime.
Qi Feiyu's eyes widened as she quickly veered off.
"Holy crap!"
"Divine Heaven-Destroyer and Earth-Shatterer my ass!"
[From Qi Feiyu, resentment value +1000.]