Chapter 192: The Little Shop Opens

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# Chapter 192: The Little Shop Opens

Milking a cow from across the air?
This is absolutely invincible!
Damn!
We've been crouching here for two days and haven't gotten a single drop!
And you just waltz in and succeed on your first try?
And you're drinking it straight from the source?
This is way too fresh!
How can you be this awesome?!

At this moment, the live broadcast room for the All-Stars Tournament completely exploded, everyone laughing their heads off!
"Hahahaha! Southern God is so naughty! What kind of骚操作 is this!"
"Look at that white cow's expression! Pfft hahahaha!"
"You're stealing milk from the herd leader's wife? Right in front of her face? Awesome!"
"Southern God, you milk thief! Bah bah bah!"
"Southern God! I want to drink milk from the big-horned cow!"
"Drink! Drink big mouthfuls! Straight from the source, okay?"
"Okay! Totally okay! Haha, love it love it!"

The barrage comments crazily covered the screen!
Tang Qianya, watching the live broadcast at home, had already burst out laughing like a goose!
Ye Family Villa in Jingdu!
Ye Ye and Ye Xingxuan were watching intently, Ye Ye even choked on his cola while laughing!
"Pfft hahaha! I'm totally convinced by Jiangnan! Out of all the provinces' All-Stars, his is the most entertaining!"
Ye Ye curled his lip: "Of course! Don't you know whose master Jiangnan Gege is?"
Ye Xingxuan: "Ooh ooh ooh! I wonder who was the one thrown into the pot to be boiled!"
"Hmph! Don't say that! That... that was Jiangnan Gege making me food, and I accidentally fell into the pot!"
Ye Xingxuan: ...
"You really are too careless!"

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Meanwhile, Jiangnan's sinful little hands were moving mysteriously as he crazily milked!
He had already filled a large bucket, and the white cow was questioning her existence.
What the hell is going on? She eats grass, gets thirsty, turns back to drink her milk, and it's all gone!

Jiangnan carried the big bucket over and handed it to Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao: "Here~ You two drink first!"
Zhong Yingxue's heart nearly melted. She rubbed Jiangnan's cheek: "You always think of us first. This time, you go first."
Xia Yao grinned: "It's your merit, you drink first!"

Jiangnan didn't stand on ceremony. He picked up the bucket and gulped it down straight from the rim!
It wasn't gamey at all; instead, it had a hint of sweetness!
The taste was no worse than a Dummy Pacifier!
The frantic spiritual energy surged inside his body, overwhelmingly powerful!
His level actually shot up from Bronze Seven Stars to Eight Stars!
Then Nine Stars! Ten Stars!
He had risen three whole minor levels, but got stuck at the bottleneck to Silver Rank!
Just relying on milk couldn't push him any further.
Sure enough, Silver Rank wasn't so easy to reach!
No amount of milk drinking would help anymore!
Instead, he felt uncomfortable from the spiritual energy rush. He had downed half a bucket of milk!
Jiangnan licked the milk skin off his lips, his face full of excitement.
"This is great stuff!"

Xia Yao's eyes widened as she touched Jiangnan's face: "Xiao Nan! Your skin has become so fair!"
Indeed, Jiangnan's complexion had lightened by a whole shade!
His appearance, already at the ceiling, could now get a perfect score!
"Hmph! I knew you just wanted an excuse to take advantage of me! Come on, let me touch you back!"
Xia Yao's pretty face flushed as she withdrew her hand: "Pfft! In your dreams!"

Zhong Yingxue: "Xiao Yao, you should try it too!"
Xia Yao was a bit eager as well. Jiangnan thoughtfully prepared a straw for her.
Xia Yao drank the milk, and the surging spiritual energy directly helped her break through the bottleneck!
She went straight from Bronze Peak to Silver One Star!
The joy of breakthrough made Xia Yao's pretty face flush with excitement!
She wrapped her arms around Jiangnan, rubbing her face against his in excitement!
"Broke through! Haha! I'm Silver Rank too!"
Jiangnan: "Shh~"
Xia Yao quickly shrank her head back, afraid the herd might discover them.

Zhong Yingxue also drank some milk, but it was clear the milk wasn't much help for Silver Rank spirit warriors.
However, there was plenty of it, and it still managed to raise Zhong Yingxue by one star, pushing her to Silver Two Stars!
But the effect was definitely not as good as when drinking it at Bronze Rank.
At this moment, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao's skin became smooth and radiant, truly fairer than snow!
Their cheeks were pink and delicate, making them look even more beautiful. This made them happier than leveling up!

There was still plenty of milk left. Wu Liang also took the opportunity to push to Bronze Peak!
How could Jiangnan let such an opportunity slip?
He continuously opened Space Wormholes, frantically stealing milk!
But he dared not target the white cow anymore!
You don't pluck all the wool from one sheep!
Otherwise, you'd bald it!

The little cows had confused expressions on their faces. Why did they always feel like they were being tugged?
But they couldn't find Jiangnan at all. In no time, he had squeezed out over twenty buckets!
Zhong Yingxue was stunned: "Xiao Nan, why are you squeezing so much? Can we finish it all?"
Jiangnan grinned slyly: "Tonight, we'll have a milk bath!"
Xia Yao's eyes sparkled: "Now that's something I like!"

The contestants crouching in the bushes watched with envy burning in their eyes!
We haven't even had a single sip yet!
And you're already planning to bathe in milk?
How can you be so extravagant?!

Seeing those longing eyes, Jiangnan had an idea.
"Xuexue, come closer."
Zhong Yingxue's pretty face blushed as she leaned in: "Gugu niu gugu niu~ Got it?"
Zhong Yingxue was surprised: "Will that work?"
Jiangnan patted his chest: "Getting rich and prosperous? It all depends on today!"
"Mm, I'll listen to you."

Wu Liang, Xia Yao, and Zhong Yingxue crawled back, also bringing a bucket of milk for Xiong Er to drink!
Watching the bald black bear chug down the milk, everyone was green with envy!
Damn!
Even the black bear gets to drink, and we still haven't had any!
A man is worse than a bear!

Just then, Jiangnan crouched behind a tree.
He pulled out a cardboard sign and a marker, scribbling wildly on it.
"Southern God's Little Shop is Open!"
"Pure 'Imported' Fresh Milk! Squeezed on the Spot!"
"One Silver Rank Spirit Bead per person!"
"Drink until full! Limited spots! Buy now while supplies last!"

The contestants were dumbfounded!
Holy shit!
You've even opened a milk shop here?
How arrogant can you be!
Do you have a business license?
This is the first time they've seen someone stealing milk so openly!
And you never forget to make money wherever you go!
Setting up a stall in the waiting hall!
Running a boat service in the Ling Xu!
Now opening a milk shop...
But honestly, they were really tempted!

After drinking the milk, Jiangnan and Wu Liang were both at Bronze Peak!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao had also broken through!
The effect was far greater than what a single Silver Rank Spirit Bead could bring!
Moreover, the whitening effect of the milk drove the girls crazy!

Wang Dong was tempted. He immediately brought his team and handed over four Silver Rank Spirit Beads.
They put on the ghillie suits and stealthily made their way toward Jiangnan's location.
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were in charge of collecting Spirit Beads, while Wu Liang helped customers put on ghillie suits.
The little business was up and running!

Wang Dong's team crawled up to Jiangnan.
"Are you all ready?"
Lin Chuqing and the two petite girls nodded eagerly like chicks pecking rice.
Jiangnan grinned: "Open wide!"

Jiangnan seized the opportunity, activated his Space Wormhole, and started stealing milk!
The milk accurately fell into Lin Chuqing's mouth.
She quickly swallowed big mouthfuls, her big eyes full of satisfaction.
Jiangnan took turns squeezing milk for them to drink.
"Are you full?"
Lin Chuqing licked the milk off the corner of her mouth: "Mmm~ Not enough!"
"Hehe, let me get you some more."

Saying this, Jiangnan paused.
This... this somehow felt wrong!
I am really just stealing milk for them to drink!
I'm not doing anything weird, okay!