Chapter 191: A Milking Cow Drinking Milk! (Bonus Chapter!!!)
Qi Feiyu's matters could wait for now!
Jiangnan planned to first get his hands on the big-horned dairy cow's milk!
His own level had always been a weak point!
If he could really boost it up with some milk...
Then he'd have to squeeze that cow dry!
"Hehe, let me first take a look—which one should I go for?"
"Come on! Everyone help me pick!"
With that, he pulled a tactical telescope out of his Alternate Dimension and handed it to Zhong Yingxue and the others!
Wang Dong and Lin Chuqing were dumbfounded!
Was he this well-prepared?
The group lay on the ground, peering through telescopes at the herd of cows!
Xia Yao: "Xuexue! Look at that dairy cow! Her milk must be amazing!"
Zhong Yingxue was especially enthusiastic: "Which one?"
"At seven o'clock! The one that's all white! She's so white!"
"Why are all the other cows black-and-white, but she's completely white?"
Zhong Yingxue's eyes sparkled: "You're right! Just that one, the all-white big-horned dairy cow!"
Jiangnan also looked toward seven o'clock.
There, a massive dairy cow nearly eight meters long was lazily sprawled on the ground, basking in the sun!
Her fur was a brilliant white, with not a single black spot!
She was sticking out her tongue, curling up clumps of grass to eat.
Beside her stood a sturdy big-horned dairy cow, almost ten meters tall!
Its pair of huge horns pointed skyward, and its body was covered in countless scars!
It was majestic, proud, and exuded an undeniable leadership aura!
Its level was a solid Silver Peak!
Undoubtedly the herd leader!
It was guarding its wife as she ate grass.
Jiangnan's eyes lit up—this one was perfect!
Magnificent!
Her milk was bound to be delicious...
Just as Jiangnan was wondering why this big-horned dairy cow's fur was pure white,
The white dairy cow seemed to get thirsty from eating grass!
She smacked her lips!
And then actually lowered her head to drink her own milk!
This move left Jiangnan completely stunned!
What the heck!
Self-sufficient, produce and consume on your own?
That worked!
It worked too well!
This cow was off the charts!
No wonder she was pure white and stunningly handsome!
She was clearly funneling all the nutrition to herself!
Wait—was milk this effective for whitening?
The cow drank it and ended up with no blemishes at all?
That good?
Using this trick, she'd successfully won the position of the herd leader's top wife!
The herd leader: What can I say? I just love something different!
Look at this!
Look at her!
Jiangnan's eyes gleamed, and his mouth watered.
"That's the one! Let's go!"
He pulled a large box out of his Alternate Dimension and took out four green ghillie suits, handing them to his team members.
Wang Dong and Lin Chuqing stared in shock.
Oh my god!
Was there anything he didn't prepare?
Ghillie suits?
Was his Alternate Dimension a treasure chest? How did he have everything?
Honestly!
They were jealous—insanely jealous!
Traveling with Jiangnan was way too amazing, wasn't it?
Since there was no ghillie suit large enough for Xiong Er, Jiangnan patted his shoulder.
"Don't worry! Big Bro and Xiong Da will go first. We'll get you a bucket to drink later, okay?"
Xiong Er nodded in a very human-like way and gave Jiangnan a thumbs-up.
Wang Dong's eyes went wide!
He immediately looked at Xiong Er's back.
A zipper?
You've got to be a costume, right?
This has to be a costume!
Was this really a bear? He didn't believe it for a second!
The four of them—Jiangnan, Xia Yao, Zhong Yingxue, and Wu Liang—donned their ghillie suits, turned into ground-crawling snipers, and slithered toward the big-horned dairy cow herd!
Risking everything just for a sip of milk!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan's team's actions caught the attention of many other contestants.
"What the heck? Is that Southern God? He's making a move?"
"Ghillie suits? Damn! Why didn't I think to bring one when I came!"
"Are they really trying to steal milk? How are they going to pull it off? Combat fluctuations will definitely alarm the herd!"
"Hmph! Just wait until they get trampled into bone-shattered wrecks. You saw what happened this morning to that squad trying to snatch a cow!"
"So tragic! Can Southern God and his team really do it?"
"Fat chance! I thought they'd be a strong rival, but now I just wait for them to be eliminated!"
Jiangnan ignored them completely!
He led his team in stealth, crawling right up to the herd's edge!
They were so close they were practically touching!
They hid behind a big tree, and thanks to the ghillie suits, the herd didn't notice them!
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue's hearts were pounding madly!
This was too thrilling!
Wu Liang: "Nan Ge! How are we doing this? Want me to knock one out and stuff it into your Alternate Dimension, then we turn tail and run?"
Jiangnan pouted: "Hmph! Low-class!"
"You need technique, got it?"
With that, he opened a Space Wormhole and pulled out a large bucket from his Alternate Dimension—one usually used to hold water!
The others were stunned!
Such a huge bucket?
How ridiculous was that?
Jiangnan used the telescope to watch the movements of that white dairy cow.
Oh ho? Eating grass?
Then, to the astonished gazes of Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao,
A sinful little hand reached out, appearing at the white cow's—well—
He grabbed hold!
And started squeezing wildly into the bucket!
Milk flowed into the bucket through the opening.
The big-horned dairy cow was huge, so the flow was strong too!
One squeeze gave about three jin!
White dairy cow: !!!
She quickly looked down at her...
What's going on?
Did someone just grab me?
By then, Jiangnan had already withdrawn his hand, waiting patiently.
The white cow saw nothing and had a face full of suspicion!
Then she went back to eating grass.
Jiangnan swallowed his saliva and opened another Space Wormhole!
The sinful little hand reached out again!
Grabbed hold, and squeezed wildly once more!
Within moments, the bucket was half full!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were utterly dumbfounded!
Milking a cow across dimensions?
What kind of godly move was that?
Was his nerve that strong?
But oh, it was so thrilling!
Stealing milk via Space Wormhole?
It was absolutely unbeatable, wasn't it?
This time, the white dairy cow truly felt something. She suddenly stood up!
Jiangnan quickly withdrew his hand.
Herd leader: "Moo? Moo?" (Darling?)
White dairy cow anxiously: "Moo! Moo moo!" (Someone stole my milk!)
Herd leader shook his head: "Moo~ moo~" (There's no one around?)
White dairy cow: (⇀‸↼‶)
So she slowly lay down again.
Jiangnan seized the moment!
"Wu Liang! Open your mouth!"
Wu Liang: ???
Instinctively, he opened his mouth.
Jiangnan reached out again, grabbed hold, and squeezed another burst!
Wu Liang was shocked!
What the heck?
So direct? No bottle this time?
He quickly caught the milk and, not daring to waste a drop, gulped it down!
A sweet fragrance spread across his tongue, and a surge of spiritual energy churned inside him!
His level jumped from Bronze Eight Stars to Nine Stars!
White dairy cow: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!
She immediately got up and looked around anxiously, on high alert!
Herd leader asked with concern: "Moo moo?" (Darling? What's wrong?)
White dairy cow: "Moo! Moo moo!" (Someone really did steal my milk! Three times now!)
Herd leader: "Moo~" (There's no one?)
White dairy cow: "Moo moo moo!" (There is! They pinched me hard!)
Herd leader: ???
Jiangnan watched as Wu Liang leveled up right before his eyes, completely excited!
"How is it, bro? Fresh enough?"
Wu Liang's face was flushed with excitement: "Fresh! Of course it's fresh! Squeezed and drunk on the spot!"
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were speechless. They were completely defeated by these two.
Meanwhile, the contestants who had been watching Jiangnan's actions from afar were dumbfounded.
What the hell?
That actually worked?
Sorry, I'm fluent in cow—level six right here! Compliment me! Hurry up and compliment me!