Chapter 1946: One Trick to Rule Them All
Although I kind of wanted to flirt with Jiangnan, but he called me baby～
So she immediately went to the best location, the prime stall with the most foot traffic!
Pointing at that Sea Clan weapon vendor!
↜(⃔っ`~´)⃕☛ "You! Get out of here and sell somewhere else! Jiangnan wants to set up a stall, make room for him!"
The Sea Clan was full of question marks:
ᕦ(°kǒu°๑) "Huh? I…"
Yue Li put her hands on her hips and glared:
↜(⃔ꐦ°᷄～°᷅)⃕ "Hmm?"
The Sea Clan broke out in a cold sweat and quickly packed up his stall:
(´-ㅂ-`；) "Ahaha～ I... I'll move to another spot right away!"
Jiangnan grinned, instantly teleported in front of the stall, skillfully pulled out his vendor cloth, and shook it open on the ground in front of him!
He sat down on a small stool!
Yue Li's eyelids twitched as she watched. He's really a professional, isn't he?
Ye Yuan covered his face. With this setup, Jiangnan hasn't been in this trade for just a day or two!
[(๑ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ლᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) Whimper～ Finally! Finally, it's here!]
Finally, he's setting up, dammit!
Wa Te asked curiously: (〃⊡ࡇ⊡) "Brother Jiangnan, what goods do you have to sell?"
Ai Jiang looked as if it were only natural!
ᥬ(•︠～•︡)᭄ "How could there be no goods? Didn't the master just buy a lot of goods at the market?"
At these words, Olivia nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) "What?"
Nan Shen is planning to resell the goods he just scavenged from the market?
You're really something, aren't you? And those were all paid for by Wen Ge!
How is this any different from stealing money from Wen Ge's pocket?
Ye Yuan suddenly realized:
Σ(°△°|||) "Sigh～ Catching a white wolf with empty hands? You came here to make money, huh?"
Wen Ge beside him was already oscillating at the limit of his patience!
(ꐦ͡ʘyìʘ͡ꐦ)
What? He's going to sell the goods he just bought?
You mother...!!!
[From Wen Ge's Resentment Points +1009!]
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Jiangnan smiled and waved his hand:
(︶.̮︶●)ゞ "How could that be? How could I be that devilish? Those are for my own use, I'm not selling them!"
Pangbulaji chimed in:
(｡･ˇ～ˇ･) "Exactly, exactly～ How could the boss be that devilish?"
Jiangnan grinned, waved his hand, and hundreds of Teletubbies skins appeared on the scene!
Then he shouted loudly:
ᕙ(`kǒu´●) "Take a walk, take a look, check it out!"
"The latest Teletubby invisibility cloak, 100% genuine leather, no exaggeration, no lies, freshly skinned and sold on the spot! Only a hundred thousand per piece!"
"Invisible for thirty minutes! We can all run naked!"
The loud hawking echoed through the market, immediately attracting a crowd.
The Teletubbies saw those hundreds of genuine leather invisibility cloaks and immediately fell to their knees, crying violently, their faces turning pale with fear.
Pangbulaji wailed to the sky:
(;ง´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)ง "I take back what I just said. The boss is a true devil!"
How many Teletubbies has he harmed? He can just pull out hundreds on a whim?
At this moment, even Yue Li and Wen Ge stared blankly, drawing in a cold breath.
Holy crap, 100% genuine leather, freshly skinned and sold on the spot!
So cruel? These skins were all skinned from the Antenna Tribe?
Jiangnan glared:
(⚆yì⚆ꐦ) "What are you all crying about? Believe me, I'll make you into clothes to wear right now?"
The Teletubbies' antennas frizzed in fear, and Pangbulaji immediately cried loudly!
(งཀkǒuཀ)ง "Ah wah～ The skins of my seven aunts, eight uncles, and fourth great-grandmother, anyone want to buy?"
"I only hope someone will inherit their will, letting them continue to shine and radiate heat in the starry sky this way, otherwise they'll never rest in peace!"
The 108 Teletubbies knelt on the ground like mourners, the scene extremely heated, immediately attracting a large crowd of onlookers.
As soon as they saw the invisibility cloaks on the stall, they also shivered.
!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ "Holy shit! As expected of a heavy-duty wanted criminal with a 1 billion bounty, he would do something like skinning and making clothes!"
(´-﹏-`；) "Ruthless Jiang? How can he bear to do this to such cute Teletubbies? This is vicious!"
"By the way, can this thing really make you invisible when worn?"
Jiangnan grinned: "Of course! Only 100,000 credits! For covert infiltration, concealing identity, or fulfilling a man's dreams, the Teletubby cloak is your best choice!"
But someone frowned:
(๑•̌.•̑) "100,000 is a bit too expensive, isn't it? Since we can directly skin them from the Antenna Tribe, why not just go and skin some myself?"
"100,000 star source points can buy a lot of Teletubbies!"
Jiangnan's mouth twitched, and he turned to look at Pangbulaji:
(yǐyìyǐꐦ) "Sigh～ You guys are that cheap?"
Pangbulaji: (*꒦ິkǒu꒦ີ) "Ahhh!!!"
But on second thought, Pangbulaji, who is only worth five star source points, can't be that expensive.
(︶ก︶●) "Ahem～ Do you think you can just skin them and it works? Special crafting methods are needed, this is a secret not passed on!"
"Now during the Black Mark Assembly, if you can become invisible, it'll be more than just a little convenient, oh. 100,000 is not expensive at all!"
With Jiangnan's words, some people were immediately tempted.
If it really can turn invisible, buying one to have on hand is pretty good.
But 100,000 is really a bit expensive, and it still seemed hard to sell.
Just then, Yue Li took a gentle puff from her pipe, extended her pink tongue, and licked her lips.
↜(⃔っᵒ̶̶̷̀◡˂̶́C)⃕ "Hehehe～ This is my Yue Li's friend's stall, won't you all support his business? Hmm?"
As she spoke, she released her Hundred Charms Thousand Graces, and an infinite charm power fully bloomed.
At this moment, the onlookers exploded, their eyes turning red!
٩(♡kǒu♡)۶ "Ah～ Buy, buy, buy! To win a beauty's smile, I'll do anything! Give me 10 pieces! Here's a million!"
♡(*´⌣｀*)人(*´﹃｀*)♡ "Lady Yue Li's friend is my friend, I'll buy too! Get out of the way, don't delay my spending!"
Since ancient times, there has been the beauty trap. Under Yue Li's assault, no carbon-based lifeform can resist such charm.
The Teletubby cloaks sold out instantly, star source points pouring in.
Jiangnan looked at Yue Li in astonishment. Good heavens!
A smile from Yue Li has such power? If he could bring her to set up a stall every day!
Wouldn't he go crazy with profit?
Now Jiangnan somewhat understood why Noah had Yue Li oversee the Black Street.
The boost to business is extraordinary.
Soon, the Teletubby cloaks that were brought out sold out, and then Jiangnan pulled out a few thousand more...
The Teletubby three brothers cried even louder!
They even momentarily thought that the Antenna Tribe had been annihilated by Jiang the Devil.
Jiangnan shouted: "Don't just stare at the invisibility cloaks, the Low-Key Sugar Oranges are also great! Only 300,000 per piece!"
"It hides all your own fluctuations, and when used with the invisibility cloak, the effect is excellent. For sneak attacks, mugging, kidnapping, and robbery, it's all you need!"
Several bags of sugar oranges were brought out, and they also sold out.
After all, at the Black Mark Assembly, there are many situations where one needs to conceal one's identity, almost a necessity.
For some forbidden black marks, it's better to buy them incognito.
With Yue Li's boost, business became even more booming.
Someone immediately shouted: "Is that all? Do you have any other treasures?"
Jiangnan laughed heartily: "Since brothers are so enthusiastic, I have no choice but to present my signature product!"
Without another word, Jiangnan pulled out a bucket of Dali Water and bundles of Spiritual Leeks.
(◕͡°͜ʖ͡°)☛ "Weak and frail? Drink Dali! Even your brains will fart!"
"If anyone doesn't accept, I'll beat them into submission! Everyone here is a little brother!"
As he spoke, he grabbed Pangbulaji and directly poured a bucket of Dali 2.0 into him.
The next moment, under the horrified gaze of everyone, there was an "Ah-ha!" sound.
The originally chubby Pangbulaji became three times bulkier, even more!
He transformed into an Antenna Muscle Baby, with rock-like washboard abs that were blinding.
Gone was his previous cute image, his whole body was now extremely muscular.
The fuzz on his antenna pom-pom all fell off, emitting an unparalleled dazzling light.
Pangbulaji's eyes gleamed:
ᕦ凸(ꐦ✧kǒu✧ꐦ)凸ᕤ "Boss! I... I'm so fierce! I feel infinite power surging inside me, I..."
At this moment, everyone stared at Pangbulaji in shock.
ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)
What the hell is this?
One bucket and a cute guy turns into a tough guy? This is almost comparable to carbon-based lifeforms known for physical prowess?
What kind of ferocious enhancement potion has this effect?
Jiangnan laughed heartily: "One bucket is only one million! We can take on Star Breakers easily!"
This time, even without Yue Li's charm boost, the Dali Water sold out. Such a terrifyingly enhancing potion!
Even in the starry sky, it's an extremely rare commodity. After all, no one dislikes having high physical strength.
As for going bald? Most starry sky people don't care, because not all races have hair.
Indeed, no matter where, Dali is so popular!
Seeing how awesome Dali Water was, people became curious about the Spiritual Leeks.
(๑•̌～•̑) "What effect does this green plant have? Why don't you introduce it?"
A wicked smile appeared on Jiangnan's face.
(΄◞ิ.̫.̫◟ิ‵) "This thing is truly amazing. Is there any brave soul willing to try it on the spot?"
Upon hearing this, everyone shook their heads like a rattle-drum.
After all, no one wants to eat an unknown green plant.
Jiangnan clicked his tongue: "No one eats good stuff? Little Gege? Then I'll have to trouble you?"
Wen Ge's face was full of resistance:
(yǐyìyǐꐦ) "I'm not eating that crap, I..."
Before he could finish, Jiangnan sighed:
(◞‸◟) "Eh～ You don't want to eat? In that case, I have no choice but to resort to this. As they say, under heavy reward, there will be brave men."
As he spoke, Jiangnan reached his hand into the alternate dimension.
Wen Ge's eyes turned red. You're doing it again?
Truly one trick to rule them all.
(´థyìథ)☛ "Stop! Stop right there! It's just a bunch of grass, isn't it? I'll eat! I'll fucking eat, okay?"
Wen Ge, full of resentment, picked up a large bundle of leeks from the vendor cloth and stuffed them into his mouth, chewing and swallowing.
The next moment, Wen Ge's eyes widened violently, his whole body trembled, and his eyes were bloodshot.
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