Chapter 1945: I Am Already a Mature Starry Sky Person
Wen Ge, with reddened eyes, practically snatched the bill to pay!
He bought all the Great Sage glasses from the stall, and the Crystal Clan boss was making a killing!
He was cackling with joy, not only did he not lose money, but this guy was practically a living money god, right?
Yue Li looked at Jiangnan, her beautiful eyes sparkling with a different light. No wonder he didn't let her pay!
So this was his game?
He had Wen Ge completely under his control using just the Incense Beads?
This little brain of his didn't even need to smoke Incense Beads to supplement it?
Jiangnan rubbed his hands together eagerly:
(◕ᵒ̶̶̷̀.̫˂̶́)人 "Any other good treasures? Recommend some for me?"
The Crystal Clan guy's mouth was stretched so wide it almost reached his ears!
Just as he was about to speak, Wen Ge's murderous glare locked onto the Crystal Clan boss!
But the Crystal Clan boss wasn't afraid at all. In this Black Street Market, what could you do to me in front of Lord Yue Li?
Did I pay my stall fee for nothing? Only an idiot wouldn't take the money!
"Brother Jiangnan! Come! Take a look at this, the latest model plasma lightsaber! Long battery life, fingerprint recognition! Adjustable blade length with a knob!"
"The temperature is hotter than a star's core, can cut through most materials in the universe, easy to carry, stab whoever you want, leave a hole in whoever you stab!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a silver short rod and pressed a button on it!
A blazing red lightsaber extended two to three meters!
The Crystal Clan boss raised his arm, and the crystals on his arm instantly changed, becoming extremely hard!
He swung the lightsaber and slashed his own arm, cutting it off instantly!
Jiangnan shuddered!
Damn, you're selling goods, but do you have to be this dedicated? Using yourself as a test subject?
The severed crystal arm was picked up and reattached!
(ง⁄⁄՞⁄.̫⁄՞⁄⁄)-ว "How about it? Impressive?"
Jiangnan's eyes sparkled:
(ง✪⥎✪)ง "Th-this... how much is it?"
The Crystal Clan boss swallowed:
(⁄⁄՞⁄ヮ⁄՞⁄⁄) "Lightsabers have been selling like hotcakes lately. A lot of people buy them for costume changes. How about 100,000 each?"
Actually, the original price was 66,000 each!
But this opportunity was once in a lifetime. If he didn't make a profit, it'd be a waste!
Wen Ge glared: "What? This piece of crap lightsaber you're selling for 100,000? Are you robbing..."
Jiangnan glared: ∑(°口°◕) "What? 900,000 each? I feel like this lightsaber is worth that much! I'll just..."
Crystal Clan boss: ∑(⁄⁄꒪⁄ᗜ⁄꒪⁄⁄)
Did you mishear?
Wen Ge: !!!
To hell with 900,000! That's "just"! Damn it!
Before he could finish, Wen Ge lunged forward, grabbed the Crystal Clan boss's hand!
Face black as coal: (̿▀̿益▀̿̿ꐦ) "100,000 it is! I'll buy all your stock! Since Brother Jiangnan likes them so much, I have to buy them as a gift!"
If he didn't lock it in, soon enough 100,000 wouldn't buy them anymore, damn it!
Jiangnan patted Wen Ge's shoulder approvingly.
(●ớ₃ờ)ھ "Little Gege! You really have a heart. Since it's your kind gesture, I'll reluctantly accept it!"
Then he happily stuffed several thousand lightsabers into his Alternate Dimension!
(◕ˇ▽ˇ◕)っ७̿̿̿̿' "Here~ Little Gege gave them! Two for each person to play with first. Don't forget to thank him, okay? We have to maintain basic courtesy!"
Olivia caught a lightsaber:
(´థжథ) "Pfft~ Th-thanks, thanks!"
Wen Ge: !!!
To hell with Little Gege! I'm a dignified Planet Destroyer! I damn well...
[From Wen Ge's Resentment Value +1008!]
[From...]
Xing Cheng curiously picked up a lightsaber and studied it, holding the handle with both hands and pressing the activation button!
"Puchi"!
The lightsaber blade shot out from the back, piercing straight through Xing Cheng's stomach, leaving a hole!
(◦꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ◦) "Pffwah~"
Xing Cheng spat out a mouthful of blood. Everyone stared at her in horror!
Using it backwards? And stabbing herself?
The Crystal Clan boss wiped his sweat:
(⁄⁄乛⁄ㅂ⁄乛⁄⁄‧̣̥̇) "In all my years selling lightsabers, this is the first time I've seen someone use it backwards and stab themselves!"
"I wasn't lying, was I? One stab, one hole?"
Jiangnan covered his face. Xing Cheng really wasn't all that smart, was she? With her current intelligence, lightsabers were basically out of her reach!
Xing Cheng angrily pulled the lightsaber out of her stomach!
(◦`~´◦) "Ptooey! This stupid thing isn't fun! Eat you to death!"
With that, she stuffed the lightsaber into her mouth and chewed it up. Everyone stared in horror!
Is that thing edible?
Jiangnan grinned: "Alright, let's leave it at that. I'll check out other stalls?"
The Crystal Clan boss smiled obsequiously:
(⁄⁄՞⁄ᴗ̵⁄՞⁄⁄)ﾂ "Take your time, brother. Remember to come back and patronize my stall!"
Jiangnan waved without looking back: "Tomorrow, tomorrow!"
Wen Ge: !!!
There's a fucking tomorrow? You're coming again tomorrow?
But in just a moment, Jiangnan had already run to another stall and picked 10 of the most powerful quantum brains currently available on the market!
Then he turned his gaze to Wen Ge:
(◕◔～◔ิ◕) "What are you waiting for? ATM? Hurry up and pay! Do I need to remind you of such a small matter?"
"Do we have to go through the whole process again?"
Wen Ge pointed at his own nose:
(ꐦ°᷄口°᷅)ᕤ "Me? I'm an ATM? You're calling me?"
Jiangnan spread his hands: ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ "Otherwise? Hurry up! Or I'll start haggling!"
Wen Ge was trembling with anger. He wasn't even pretending anymore?
To hell with ATM! He had never suffered such humiliation in his life!
But what could he do? In this situation, he couldn't make a move!
Yue Li and Wa Te were there. Jiangnan could even go back to the Noah Estate directly if he wanted!
Tsk, I'll endure!
Just you wait, you bastard!
(ꐦ▼皿▼) "How much? I'll pay!"
From that moment on, Jiangnan stopped pretending altogether. He started wandering around the Black Street Market, buying wildly, making large-scale purchases!
As long as he thought something was useful, something Blue Star could use, Jiangnan bought it in bulk!
The stall owners even felt like he was stocking up!
After all, he was on a long trip. He had to bring back some local specialties and gifts for everyone on Blue Star, right?
He couldn't come all this way for nothing!
And Wen Ge followed behind Jiangnan, paying like crazy!
His face grew greener with every payment!
Damn it, even his own son, who was a rich second generation, had never been spoiled like this!
This wave had spent over a billion, far exceeding Jiangnan's bounty!
But Jiangnan still wasn't done!
Yue Li, who had been following Jiangnan on his shopping spree, was dumbfounded!
There really was a tightwad in the world who entered the Black Street and didn't spend a single Star Source Point?
Jiangnan had bought so much, yet he hadn't spent a single Star Source Point!
No, that's not right! Jiangnan did spend! He just spent Wen Ge's money!
By the way, were you here to date me or to shop?
Can you focus on romance and love instead of just buying things?
At that moment, Jiangnan walked out of the Star Source Bank, exchanging his remaining few hundred million into Star Source Energy Blocks and putting them into his Alternate Dimension!
Hmm, no money, but he still exchanged a few hundred million!
Right in front of Wen Ge!
[From Wen Ge's Resentment Value +1009!]
[From Wen Ge...]
Now Jiangnan was already a mature Starry Sky person!
✧*｡(◕͡■～■͡)✧*｡
Wearing Great Sage glasses, an energy shield belt with a storage slot around his waist, a lightsaber clipped on, reaction jet boots on his feet!
A purification crystal necklace around his neck, and ten Small Smart Brain watches on each arm!
His ten fingers were full of charged Star Source Rings!
These rings were not cheap. They could store a large amount of Star Source Energy, replenishing the wearer at any time!
One ring could fully recharge ten times, effectively expanding one's total spirit power capacity!
And Jiangnan hadn't just bought ten; the main problem was that he didn't have any more finger space!
The scary thing was that Jiangnan wasn't the only one with this setup. Ye Yuan, Mo Mo, Olivia, and even the Teletubbies who were following Jiangnan all had the full set!
They all had happy expressions on their faces!
They had never experienced such a satisfying shopping spree in their lives!
Jiangnan turned his gaze to Olivia!
Olivia subtly shook her head!
No! They couldn't rip him off any more! Wen Ge had reached his psychological limit!
If they pushed him any further today, he would lose it and start a fight, going all out!
Obviously, Olivia had already foreseen that if Jiangnan continued, Wen Ge would get angry.
Jiangnan clicked his tongue. The ATM's psychological endurance needed work, huh?
That was his limit already?
The limit is meant to be broken!
But could he only stop here today? It was better to string Wen Ge along a bit.
Starting a fight with Wen Ge now was not a wise move.
Wen Ge's eyes were full of struggle!
(ꐦ￢益￢ꐦ)
Fight or not? If he fought, he might not win. If he didn't, he couldn't stand it anymore!
He had never even been this generous to his own father!
[From Wen Ge's Resentment Value +1009!]
[From...]
Jiangnan cleared his throat: (◕͡°ก͡°) "Ahem! I've bought enough. There's nothing I particularly want. Let's call it a day?"
The moment Wen Ge heard those words, his world was suddenly filled with light!
Finally... finally bought enough?
Yue Li also got excited. Finally, the shopping trip was over. Could they go on a date and talk about love now?
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow:
(◕◔◡◔ิ) "Yue Li, speaking of our relationship, if I set up a stall here in the Black Street Market, you wouldn't charge me a stall fee, right?"
Yue Li smiled: ↜(⃔っ⁼̴̤̆ꇴ⁼̴̤̆C)⃕ "How could I? With our relationship, how could I charge you a stall... hmm?"
↜(⃔っ꒪ᗜ꒪C)⃕ "What do you mean?"
Jiangnan scratched his head, looking shy:
୧(◕⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴) "Oh, you know~ Seeing everyone setting up stalls, I'm getting itchy feet. Occupational hazard!"
"If I set up a stall here in the Black Street Market to earn some pocket money, you wouldn't mind, right?"
Yue Li: ???
↜(⃔ꐦ°᷄口°᷅)⃕ ""Ha? You... you want to set up a stall? Not... you came to the Black Street Market, didn't spend a single Star Source Point, and now you want to earn some?"
I really underestimated the heroes of the world, damn it!
You came here to date me! We haven't even talked about love yet, and you're halfway through saying you want to set up a street stall?
That's ridiculous!
✧*｡(◕≖ิ◡≖ิ)✧*｡ "Eh~ I... can't I? Yue Li baby is the best~"
Yue Li: ━Σ(⃔ᵒ̴̶̷⌂ᵒ̴̶̷C)⃕ෆ━➤
"Set up! Set up right now! As long as you're happy!"