Chapter 1911: Bagged and Secure

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# Chapter 1911: Bagged and Secure

Jiangnan cackled with delight. If he'd known this earlier, why was he even worried?

Just stand there and start spewing, and he'd get poisoned? As long as he still had a mouth, there was absolutely no way!

He could totally use the chicken soup for the soul as a weapon against enemies, right?

As long as he kept outputting toxic chicken soup, making the opponents' mental defenses crumble and transferring their toxins, the enemies would get poisoned, vomit blood, and their combat power would plummet!

This was truly letting language don armor and charge into battle!

The chicken soup for the soul was way too awesome!

Worried about being restrained by side effects? No way!

[(yi min yiꐦ)~Tsk~]

It's just that this specialty wasn't something everyone could use. If you couldn't break through the other's defenses, you could only use the Little Soybeans to detoxify and admit defeat!

Jiangnan's face was all refreshed, but the others were suffering!

At this moment, Olivia was still wiping her tears and sobbing with one hand!

The other hand was holding down her fluttering skirt hem, and what she blew out was fragrant wind, even carrying colorful flower petal glows?

✧*。✿(•́﹏ก̀。)❀✧*。

Jiangnan was stunned: (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅) "How come you're not spraying? You can still stand? That's not scientific!"

[From Olivia's Resentment Value +777!]

(ˇ~ˇ。) "What do you know? Our Celestial Revelation Race, as the light of carbon-based life, how could we do something so crude in public?"

"Just... just change the atomic composition of the excreted cyclic matter and combine it in a specific way, and it can be expelled as fragrant waste gas!"

Jiangnan's eyes widened: (*゚ロ゚) "True • Little fairy farts are all fragrant? Looks like you didn't spray, but actually you already sprayed?"

Olivia's eyes widened: (꒦ິ﹏ก̀。) "You keep saying! Keep saying! Wuwu~"

[From Olivia's Resentment Value +777...]

Jiangnan's eyes sparkled. This girl would be perfect as his exclusive detoxification maiden!

On the other side, Ye Yuan was almost done for, reaching out desperately!

_(꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ」∠) "Quick! Save me~ Save me! I finally got out, I can't die! I give up! I give in!"

Jiangnan teleported over, grinning slyly:

(*՞ں՞) "Then you agree to write off what happened before, right?"

Ye Yuan's teeth were almost ground to dust!

_(˃̣̣̥᷄ཀ˂̣̣̥᷅」∠) "I, Big Abyss Seed, a word is a word, a team of four horses can't catch up! Just detoxify me!"

Only then did Jiangnan stuff a big handful of Little Soybeans into Ye Yuan's kou (mouth).

Sure enough, as soon as the soybeans went down, there was a reaction. Ye Yuan felt like a supernova was exploding in his stomach!

(ง°kou°ง) "Ahhh~ It's coming, it's coming!"

But looking around, everywhere were flying big rockets, and there was a risk of death at the wrong place anywhere!

Yet Ye Yuan couldn't hold it anymore. He was the most poisoned one, and even moving a step was a luxury!

But how could he let it fly right here? Didn't he need face?

In a flash of desperation, Ye Yuan suddenly saw the sack in his hand!

Without a second word, he stuffed his lower half into the sack, got into position, and let it rip!

Black mist spread around him to cover his embarrassment!

Cursing in his heart, carbon-based life forms were such a hassle!

Jiangnan's eyelids twitched at the sight. What a waste of my sack, dammit!

You really know how to improvise, don't you?

Ye Yuan said with a dark face:

(̿▀̿yi▀̿̿ꐦ) "I can forget the score, but you have to teach me that psychological warfare speech! I have to learn it too!"

Jiangnan was taken aback, then grinned:

(˵ಡںಡ) "Just that? Easy, easy. Just learn from your big brother!"

[From Ye Yuan's Resentment Value +777...]

While everyone was flying freely, Jiangnan pocketed the two pirate ships.

Then he looted the shattered pirate base and confiscated all the dirty money accumulated by the pirates trapped in his Palm Realm.

All said and done, he made nearly a million, a bountiful harvest!

It wasn't that the pirates were poor, just that Star Source Points were pretty valuable.

Jiangnan didn't kill the pirates who had been stripped down to just a pair of shorts by justice. He let them go.

After all, Jiangnan wasn't some bloodthirsty devil.

Let them repent properly in Chaotic Star Sea. If any were still unrepentant and kept up their bad behavior,

Jiangnan would just have to come back and harvest another wave... ahem, execute justice again!

When the pirates came out, they were also stunned by the sight of big rockets flying all over the sky.

What the hell kind of nightmare scene was this?!

(*꒦ິkou꒦ີ) "Second Boss! Let's change territories and start over. This place is good, but it's tainted now. Can't keep it anymore~"

A thousand pirates supported each other, their backs desolate as they left.

And this rocket show lasted a full three hours!

It was the most intense one Jiangnan had ever seen!

The Teletubbies who chased after the farts also got their due punishment. After the fragrant wind came black smoke, choking them all black, tears streaming down.

Xing Cheng could finally rest and make stars in peace.

Resentment values never stopped flowing in during this time.

At this point, the sanitary whale had already exited. Mo Mo was thoroughly marinated, but at least the poison was cured.

Now she shyly ran up to Jiangnan, twisting:

(⑉ԾกԾ⑉) "South God~ Can I... change my summoning beast? I'm not really feeling the Void Star Whale anymore."

Jiangnan covered his face. Because it's dirty now?

Women are really heartless creatures, huh?

Ye Yuan had also finished detoxification, holding a sack and gritting his teeth.

Once I learn that psychological warfare speech and master toxic chicken soup, just you wait!

Xing Cheng also wobbled back. Everyone looked at the asteroid floating in the starry sky, hundreds of kilometers in diameter,

still steaming hot, slowly cooling from a red-hot state, all with horrified expressions.

Ai Jiang swallowed:

ᥬ(°△°|||)᭄ "Cheng Bao'er really does have stuff in her stomach!"

She actually created an asteroid out of thin air, dammit!

Xing Cheng: (›´〰`‹)

"Cheng Bao'er is hungry. Want to eat~"

Jiangnan: (´-﹏-`;)

He just fed her a little fatter, and now she's this thin, cheeks sunken!

This kid really suffers a lot following me.

(。ớ₃ờ)ھ "Cheng Bao'er, be good! Bro will take you to eat something delicious, okay?"

With that, he led the weakened group to the next pirate stronghold.

Same old routine: a Warp Expansion Bubble blew up the base!

A swarm of pirates rushed out, led by a white-robed member of the Immaculate Clan!

His skin was blue-purple, no nose, sunken eyes, and countless tentacles growing from his chin!

Looked filthy and disgusting!

But his race had an almost pathological obsession with personal hygiene. Their home planet's ecosystem was also very clean.

Otherwise, they wouldn't have earned the title of Immaculate Clan.

They believed that when a clansman was born, they were spotless, without any grime. From then on, until death, they must remain immaculate!

It had even become a racial faith!

The Immaculate Clan excelled at long-range attacks. Every member was a grand mage, and they were a powerful race ranked in the top 300 of the Starry Sky Sequence.

(´;;◉;min;◉;;`) "What puny scum dares to trouble our Immaculate Star Pirate Group? In my eyes, you're as disgusting as grime!"

"Get out of my sight now! You're dirtying my eyes!"

Jiangnan ignored him completely, turned to Ye Yuan, and raised an eyebrow.

(๑◔◡◔ิ) "You go or I go?"

Ye Yuan rubbed his hands: "Can't let you have all the fun, right? This time, it's my turn!"

Then he taunted arrogantly:

(。͡°৺°) "I know you! Woma, right?"

Woma's eyes widened: "So what? I—"

Before he could finish, Ye Yuan's eyes lit up with excitement.

It was this easy to spring the trap? The logo on the dumb sack had already lit up!

"Shadow Concealment!"

The next instant, Ye Yuan's figure vanished on the spot, then burst out of Woma's shadow!

The kou (mouth) of the dumb sack opened wide, directly stuffing Woma into the sack. The sack's kou (mouth) automatically tightened!

Everything happened so fast that no one even reacted!

The pirates were stunned. Their boss was just sacked and captured like that?

Ye Yuan laughed heartily, shaking the sack:

(*˘︶˘*) "That was convenient! What are you all standing around for? Come over here and hand over your Star Source Points!"

As he spoke, he released his domain as a threat.

Jiangnan watched this, grinning slyly. Ye Yuan caught on fast!

He'd have to watch out for him from now on.

Hmm? That sack of his...

[From Woma's Resentment Value +1008!]

[From Woma...]

Jiangnan: !!!

゙━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇) "Dammit! Big Abyss Seed! Where did you get that sack? I only gave you one. Is that the sack you just used to..."

Ye Yuan froze, then sweat poured down his forehead. He looked down at the sack:

(•́ω•̀٥) "No... no problem, no problem! It's still usable, right? Don't waste it!"

Jiangnan covered his face!

You're even more of a beast than me! That sack you just used to blast into for three hours, dammit!

What kind of state must the sack's space be in?

And you've been carrying it around like a treasure, and now you stuffed an Immaculate Clan pirate leader into it?

The dumb sack struggled violently, writhing nonstop!

[From Woma's Resentment Value +1009!]

[From...]

As soon as Woma entered the sack, he was assaulted by the incredibly fresh fragrance inside!

He fell into the sack with a splash!

The next moment, a scream like a stuck pig echoed through the sack. He nearly collapsed on the spot!

(´;;҉ಥ;҉kou;҉ಥ;;҉`) "Ahhh~ Oh my! What is this! What's in this sack?! Ugh~ Ughhh!"

"You guys are playing dirty with me! This is an insult to my racial faith! Blasphemy! Ah~ Ugh!"

(つ;;ཀ;҉ᯅ;ཀ҉;;)つ "Help! Help! I'm dying! I'm not good at swimming!"

The Immaculate Clan, already pathologically obsessed with personal hygiene, was hit with a ton of damage inside that dumb sack!

To him, this was nothing less than hell!

[From Woma...]

Jiangnan scratched his head. Eh? He can generate this much resentment? Looking at it this way, it's not bad. Hehe~

Just keep him in there for now.

And so another million-bounty pirate was bagged and secure!