Chapter 1910: Yes, No Diarrhea
At this very moment, Jiangnan’s body and soul were both wailing in agony!
He really shouldn’t have drunk that damn chicken soup!
The little soybeans in his hand were almost crushed to bits!
Ye Yuan’s eyes lit up as he stared at the dull sack in his hand, an evil idea forming in his mind!
Jiangnan was in deep trouble right now!
If he could stuff him into the sack and let him go “bang bang pah pih bang” inside,
wouldn’t that be a wonderful thing?
(งᵒ̌口ᵒ̌)ง “Jiangnan! Jiangnan! Jiangnan…” xN!
At this moment, Ye Yuan transformed into a repeater and name-caller, frantically chanting Jiangnan’s name!
If Jiangnan responded even once, he was done for!
(◕ˇᗜˇ◕) “Ahahaha! Jiangnan, I never thought you’d see the day!”
Jiangnan was so poisoned he spat out a mouthful of white foam, rolled his eyes, and his body began to sway!
But he still stubbornly refused to eat the little soybeans!
If he got stuffed into that sack, he was dead for sure, damn it!
He ground his teeth and said:
(ꐦ°᷄ཀ°᷅) “Don’t get too happy too early! Don’t forget, you drank the chicken soup too!”
“You’ll get to experience ‘Daddy’s happiness’ soon enough!”
“If I die of embarrassment, you won’t get out alive either!”
The smile on Ye Yuan’s face froze instantly!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪益꒪‧̣̥̇) “You bastard…”
Before he could finish, his face turned black, his lips purple, and he spat out a mouthful of black blood!
(꒪ัཀ꒪ั●)
Ye Yuan: ???
He turned to look at the holy light radiating from himself—it was still golden!
The side effects hadn’t even triggered yet, so why was he vomiting blood?
Was he… poisoned?
Jiangnan was startled. What the hell?
Did he just curse him into vomiting blood? Was he that powerful?
And why did he feel like the toxins in his body had lessened?
Somehow, Jiangnan felt he had grasped something important…
Could it be…
(๑͡°.̫͡°) “Brother Ye Yuan! When you feel stupid, worthless, and constantly tricked, don’t despair! At least your judgment is still correct!”
Ye Yuan glared: (´థཀథ)σ “You son of a— ptooey!”
He spat another stream of black blood several meters away, his face turning green—clearly poisoned!
Jiangnan: !!!
Sure enough, by feeding a poisonous chicken soup line to someone else, the toxins in his own body decreased!
Could it be… he could detoxify himself by poisoning others with these toxic words?
Transfer the toxins to others?
Heh heh?
(˵ಡ⥎ಡ) “This chicken soup is deadly poison! Only my little soybeans can cure it! You can’t handle it! But don’t worry!”
“You can’t handle it now! Later… you still won’t be able to handle it! Ahahaha~”
Ye Yuan’s face turned pitch black, and he shot a three-meter-high column of black blood from his mouth!
[Ye Yuan’s resentment +1007!]
[Ye Yuan’s…]
ﾚ(ﾟ益ﾟꐦ)ﾍ “I’ll settle this right now!”
He charged at Jiangnan with a ferocious expression!
Jiangnan cackled, teleported directly toward the Teletubbies who were chasing Star Cheng and sucking on her farts!
Better to let others do the shitting than to do it himself!
But just as Ye Yuan was about to chase Jiangnan, the side effects of his own chicken soup exploded!
His whole body turned purple-black, frothing at the mouth, rolling on the ground and kicking his legs!
He was now poisoned on top of poisoned!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan had already caught up with Pangbulaji and grabbed his shoulder with a serious expression.
(˵ಠĹ̯ಠ˵) “Pangbulaji~ You must have been worn down by life, which is why you became so round and chubby, right?”
“If I had to put a number on your life’s value, it would be just five bucks!”
Pangbulaji: ???
(●꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ●) “I’m not— ptooey!”
Before he could finish, his face darkened, and he vomited blood. Jiangnan immediately stuffed a handful of little soybeans into his mouth.
A brand-new Teletubby rocket was born!
And the poison in Jiangnan’s body lightened by another degree!
The other Teletubbies, who had been sucking on farts, looked on in terror.
ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)
Boss Nan Shen had just cursed their big brother into vomiting blood with just two sentences?
Then Jiangnan walked over to Wuxibaji and patted his shoulder. (๑˘.̫˘)ھ “Your money is stolen, you’re penniless, you have to work for me, and if you do a bad job, you’ll be threatened with being skinned alive. You must think life is pretty tough, right?”
Wuxibaji twitched his mouth: (￢ㅂ￢٥) “You sure have the nerve to say that, don’t you?”
Who do you think turned me into this, damn it?
Jiangnan grinned: (๑･᷄◡･᷅) “Don’t worry, brother! Life might make you bitter for a while, but if you endure it, it will make you bitter for a lifetime. You’ll get used to the bitterness eventually!”
Wuxibaji: ???
_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) “Ptooey!”
[Wuxibaji’s resentment +1008!]
His face turned green and black, he was so angry he vomited blood, and his eyes became hollow!
Boss Nan Shen was killing not just the body but the soul!
Seeing Wuxibaji poisoned to the point of frothing, Jiangnan cheerfully stuffed a handful of little soybeans into his mouth.
After activating the rocket, he trotted over to Makadula.
Makadula: !!!
ﾚ(⚆益⚆;)ﾍ “No! I don’t want to hear it! Don’t come near me!”
He covered his ears and ran away frantically!
But how could he outrun Jiangnan? He was caught in the end.
At that moment, Ye Yuan also struggled to get up and wiped the white foam from his mouth.
He noticed that Jiangnan’s poison had been mostly eliminated, and he still hadn’t eaten the little soybeans!
What was going on? Could cursing people actually detoxify?
If you could curse, who would want to have diarrhea?
Ye Yuan roared and, enduring the severe poison, imitated Jiangnan. He grabbed a Teletubby named WaiBiBaBi and unleashed a torrent of curses.
(ꐦ¯͒口¯͒) “I’ll just ~%?…;#*’☆℃$︿! BEEP BEEP BEEP***…”
A stream of static and obscenities spewed forth as he desperately tried to detoxify.
Jiangnan chuckled: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ “Makadula, don’t be afraid! What’s so bad about being with me? Being a space pirate—how does that compare to being my lackey?”
Makadula ground his teeth: (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง “Don’t underestimate me! I have dreams too! If I work hard, I can become great, I…”
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: (๑◔～◔ิ) “Dreams? What dreams? The ones you have while sleeping? You really dare to dream in your sleep, huh?”
“Sometimes, if you don’t try hard, you won’t know what despair really means!”
“Are you envious of me? But don’t judge by appearances. On the surface, everything goes smoothly for me, but you have no idea that behind the scenes, everything also goes smoothly for me. Hehe~”
Makadula: ???
٩(๑༎ຶ口༎ຶ)۶ “Aah! Let me go! I want to die! Let me die! There’s no point in living anymore!”
“This world isn’t worth it! Ptooey!”
After stuffing a handful of little soybeans into his mouth, amid Makadula’s desperate wails, another Teletubby rocket was born.
On the other side, Ye Yuan had been cursing WaiBiBaBi until his throat was dry.
But WaiBiBaBi just calmly picked his nose, his heart unwavering.
(乛❛ก乛;) “Is that all you’ve got? Anything else you want to say to Daddy? Go ahead, Daddy’s listening!”
Ye Yuan: ???
Why isn’t it working? And why does it feel like he’s being taken advantage of?
Jiangnan cackled: “Brother Ye Yuan! You’re not very good at this! To kill the soul, you have to hurt their feelings!”
“People, if you don’t push yourself, you never know how trash you really are!”
Ye Yuan’s eyes bulged, and he spat out another mouthful of old blood.
[Ye Yuan’s resentment +1008!]
How come when he cursed, it worked, but when I did, it didn’t?
Unknown to him, Ye Yuan’s beginner-level cursing was just vulgar profanity, nothing that could pierce the heart.
As space pirates, the Teletubbies had heard every kind of dark slang there was!
These were just small kisses to them!
Not only that, but Jiangnan had also added another layer of poison, and Ye Yuan was on the verge of collapse, feeling like he might croak at any moment.
Jiangnan grinned: (•̆⥎•̆) “Don’t stubbornly hold on! If you promise not to settle accounts with me and let bygones be bygones, I’ll give you some little soybeans!”
“Don’t worry! Everyone’s shitting! It’s just to survive, nothing shameful. No one will laugh at you—pfft!”
He even took out his phone and started filming Ye Yuan.
✧[]٩(ಡლಡ˵)
[Ye Yuan’s resentment +1009!]
[Ye Yuan’s…]
(ง°皿°)ง “I’d rather die than surrender! I’d rather die!”
He then forced himself to continue cursing at WaiBiBaBi.
He refused to believe he couldn’t hurt him!
Jiangnan felt light and free. His eyes wandered and landed on Olivia.
He teleported right in front of her.
Olivia backed away in terror: (･ˇ﹏ˇ･｡:) “Don’t… don’t come near me!”
She had just watched him curse several Teletubbies into vomiting blood. She never knew words could have such power!
But if she knew what he was going to say in advance, she could mentally prepare herself, wouldn’t she be immune?
Watch my Whisper of the Divine!
At that moment, Olivia widened her eyes and frantically predicted the future.
The next second!
˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄ᯅ˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚ “Wuwah—how can you say that about me! Ptooey—waahhh!”
She burst into a storm of tears, her whole body turning green, spitting blood and wiping away tears.
[Olivia’s resentment +1003!]
[Olivia’s…]
Her big eyes were filled with despair!
In an instant, most of the poison in Jiangnan’s body was gone!
Jiangnan was stunned. He hadn’t even said anything yet, and she had already broken herself down?
How convenient! He should have come to her earlier!
So knowing the future wasn’t always a good thing, huh?
Olivia wasn’t just a danger warning girl; she was also a useful detox girl!
Seeing Olivia cry so sadly, Jiangnan felt a pang of sympathy.
So he went over to comfort her:
(。ớ₃ờ)ھ “Don’t cry! Smile! A smiling girl never has bad luck!”
“But they do get more crow’s feet than others!”
Olivia: ˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄口˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚ “WAAAAH!!!”
While she was crying with her mouth wide open, Jiangnan stuffed a handful of little soybeans into it.
(๑՞ں՞) “Go ahead and shit, good girl~”
Now Jiangnan felt completely refreshed, with only a trace of poison left.
He turned his head to look at the wildly darting Titan rockets.
(͡°ก͡°) “Hmm~ Nena seems to be shitting a little slower than Nita? That won’t do!”
So he teleported over:
(•︠～•︡) “Nena, Nena~ Do you know why beautiful women always die young?”
Nena was confused: ᥬ(┘꒪┏～┓꒪└)᭄ “Why?”
Jiangnan: (΄◞ิ⥎◟ิ‵) “Because no one cares how long ugly people live! Hehehe~”
Nena burst into tears:
ᥬ(┘༎ຶ┏口┓༎ຶ└)᭄ “AAAAHH!!!”
As if she had ignited a second-stage accelerator, her darting speed instantly surpassed her brother’s, making her the fastest Titan rocket!
Jiangnan stood back, looking at the chaotic scene before him with a sense of redemption in his eyes.
✧*｡(ૢ⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴)✧*｡ “Crisis resolved! Hehehe~ Yes, no diarrhea!”