# Chapter 1885: That Damned Competitive Spirit of Nan Ren
Because Jiangnan had thrown so many Dancing Thunder Grenades himself, not only was Dawei Tianlong dancing nonstop over there!
Jiangnan's side had also started dancing the Scallion Waving Dance!
Suddenly remembering something, Jiangnan shuddered, "Whoa! I can't throw them at Black God, can I? With Dancing Thunder Grenades like this, even if someone else gets hit, the person who threw the grenade also has to dance along!
"What if I make Black God lose face in front of his subordinates, and he gets angry and turns me into a specimen? What would I do then?"
He quickly turned to look at Black God!
But that guy had no intention of dancing along at all, and was still throwing grenades at Dawei Tianlong!
Jiangnan: (´-﹏-`；)
"Right... why am I even worrying about Him?"
Black God said happily, "This grenade is good, give me more to play with!"
"Is there anything else fun?"
Jiangnan grinned: (๑¯ิں¯ิ) "There is! How could there not be?"
As he spoke, he pulled out a pile of Extreme-Speed Slippers, his gaze falling on Crab Boss!
"Come on, come try these new shoes?"
Crab Boss's forehead was covered in sweat: "No no no, I..."
Black God: "Hmm?"
Crab Boss shuddered, quickly ran over, obediently put the slippers on all eight of his feet, and put on a serious expression!
"As long as Black God says the word, I'm not afraid of a mountain of swords or a sea of fire!"
Black God asked curiously, "What are these slippers for?"
Jiangnan grinned: "These slippers? They have many uses, for example..."
As he spoke, he stepped forward and pushed Crab Boss, who couldn't help but take a step!
And the moment he stepped, all eight legs uncontrollably shot out, moving so fast they left afterimages!
Screaming, he ran out at an astonishing speed!
Black God immediately became interested, casually waving his hand, and a large amount of black mist spread out, seemingly forming a spatial loop similar to a wormhole!
Crab Boss screamed as he crashed into the black mist from one side and came out from the other, repeating endlessly!
Black God clapped: "Ehehe～ These shoes are good, I want these too!"
"Is there anything else?"
Jiangnan's forehead dripped sweat:
(๑◔﹏◔ิ) "Well... there is, but... can you not kill us? We've worked hard to live this long..."
Black God waved his hand grandly: "As long as you can keep me from getting bored, everything is negotiable!"
Jiangnan put his hand to his forehead, "Why do I suddenly feel like I'm coaxing a child?!"
"Damn it, isn't this just bootlicking? For the sake of survival, I'll go all out!"
So he took out two lollipops from his pocket, one red and one blue!
He casually threw the Red Sun toward Xingcheng, who didn't care what it was and accepted everything, swallowing it in one gulp!
As for the other, Jiangnan handed it to Momo with a pained expression!
"Sorry about this, it's all for survival, just bear with it for now!"
Momo's eyes were firm, naturally knowing the situation was urgent, and wouldn't fail to make this sacrifice. She swallowed the Blue Moon!
Sync began!
Momo involuntarily started imitating Xingcheng's movements!
Xingcheng was giggling and laughing, hugging the dimensional pearl in her arms, sticking out her tongue and licking it endlessly, drool all over the place!
Meanwhile, Momo started licking Aijiang's iron head!
Crying as she licked, "Aijiang, you won't get electrocuted by me licking you, right?"
Aijiang: ᥬ(≖_≖)᭄...
Black God was surprised: "Oh? These lollipops are good, they sync movements? Nice nice nice! I want to play with these too!"
As he spoke, he clenched his fist and looked at Jiangnan expectantly!
Jiangnan scratched his head, then rummaged through his pockets again and pulled out a Hundred-Shot-Hundred-Hit Slingshot!
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)つY "Here～ This is a long-range attack weapon, specifically for hitting people. It needs ammo, use dimensional pearls!"
Without a word, Black God simply raised his hand and summoned a large pile of dimensional pearls, their quality not at all inferior to the ones he'd given Jiangnan!
"How do you use it? Teach me?"
He grabbed the slingshot as if he'd obtained some new toy, studying it carefully!
Jiangnan casually said, "Simple, just pull back and shoot!"
Black God picked up a dimensional pearl, loaded it into the leather pouch, and suddenly released it!
Jiangnan: !!!
(‧̣̥̇ﾟ口ﾟ)ﾂ "Hey hey hey, wait! That's aim-assist mode!"
But it had already been fired. The dimensional pearl was activated, teleporting away without a trace!
Carrying a powerful impact, it made a big loop and flew back!
Heading straight for Black God!
Jiangnan was shocked, "This is bad!" He was about to use a spatial wormhole to redirect the attack!
But unexpectedly, the dimensional pearl suddenly braked hard right in front of Black God, turned around, and shot toward Dawei Tianlong!
Dawei Tianlong: ???
"Boom!" With a huge sound, it hit the target directly. Dawei Tianlong's eyes bulged, and his entire dragon turned green!
(›ଵ◊ଵ‹|||) "Siiigh～"
Covering his vital area, he fell straight to the ground!
"I want my mommy! Damn it!"
He looked at Jiangnan with a face full of hatred!
This damned human!
He caught him back but didn't get any reward, only suffering—dancing was bad enough, and now he had to get beaten by Black God!
[From Dawei Tianlong's Resentment Value +1001!]
[From...]
Jiangnan sighed: (︶ε︶٥)
"Whew, scared me. Good thing it didn't hit Black God. If that had hit Black God..."
[(٥⇀₃↼)～Whew]
Black God was extremely excited, clutching the slingshot, unable to put it down: "This is the first time I've seen such a fun weapon. It's aim-assist?"
"I want this too. You have so many fun things. Is there more?"
Jiangnan swallowed his saliva. At this rate, his various prizes wouldn't last long!
"Since that's the case, I have no choice but to bring out my ultimate weapon!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a little Famicom console from his alternate dimension!
He connected the display and controllers, then took out a box of his treasured game cartridges!
He picked a game called "Game 300," blew on it, and inserted it!
Then he sat cross-legged in front of the TV and handed a controller to Black God!
Black God was confused: ୧● "This... what is this?"
Jiangnan casually said, "A game? You've never played this before? Come, I'll teach you!"
Black God also sat cross-legged on the ground, holding the controller and secretly watching Jiangnan's operation.
Jiangnan pointed at the controller: "This is the direction pad, these are the action buttons, this is select, and this is confirm. Which one do you want to play?"
Black God was completely captivated by this novel thing: "That one! Red Fortress? Bomberman? Contra? No no no! Let's play Tank Battalion..."
With the classic game background music playing, Jiangnan and Black God sat cross-legged on the ground and started playing games...
Momo, while licking Aijiang's iron head, watched the two playing games!
ᥬ(°ー°〃)᭄(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)...
Her worldview had shattered!
Nan Shen actually brought Black God, the Lord of the Dimensional Gap, to play a Famicom game console...
Even ghosts wouldn't believe this!
Jiangnan urged: (ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "Hey hey hey, guard the base! You let it through! You're closer, go back!"
Black God: "What? What's a base?"
(￢益￢ꐦ) "Tsk～ It's that eagle! Oh damn, the base got taken! How are you so stupid? Noob! We lost!"
Black God glared: "It's my first time playing, and you didn't tell me beforehand! Again!"
"I, the great Black God, don't know what losing is!"
Both were playing extremely intensely, even unconsciously moving their bodies along, frantically pressing the buttons!
Jiangnan glared: "Eat! Eat that star, it upgrades! Hurry, it'll be gone soon!"
Black God quickly operated: "Oh oh oh, I'm going. What's that thing that looks like a grenade? Can I eat it?"
Jiangnan nodded: "That's a bomb. Eat it when there are more enemy tanks!"
Black God panicked: "Another tank passed by the base. I'll destroy you!"
So he frantically shot bricks and fired shells!
Jiangnan: !!!
"Whoa! Don't fire so many shells! The base!"
Sure enough, the eagle at the base was blown up by Black God's own shell!
Jiangnan was so angry that he raised his hand and slapped the back of Black God's head, making a "smack" sound!
(◦･᷅～･᷄)ゞΣ● "You're really stupid!"
Black God's head jerked forward from the slap. The moment he finished, the atmosphere in the scene instantly froze!
Even Momo, who was licking Aijiang's iron head, froze!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇)...
N... Nan Shen gave Black God a slap on the head?!
Holy crap!
You even dared to hit Black God?
At this moment, Dawei Tianlong was dumbfounded, and Crab Boss was also panicking!
Black God was furious, his aura suddenly becoming extremely berserk: "You dare hit me?"
Jiangnan's expression stiffened, his forehead dripping with sweat. He'd forgotten about this! Damn that competitive spirit of his!
Knowing he was in the wrong, Jiangnan's eyes darted away, and he muttered quietly:
(๑◔₃◔ิ๑) "Who... who told you to destroy our base!"
Black God fumed: "You didn't tell me I could destroy it myself. I thought it was invincible!"
"Hurry up and start another round. I don't believe we can't get past this!"
Jiangnan: ???
"Huh? He's not going to kill me?"
(‧̣̥̇･᷄﹏･᷅) "How about we switch games? We've been playing for so long and haven't even passed the first level?"
Black God raged: "No way! We have to clear it! I refuse to believe it! After we clear this, we'll play others!"
Jiangnan swallowed his saliva. This Black God was surprisingly simple in this regard?
So Jiangnan started another round, and the two cooperated and played. Black God quickly got the hang of it after understanding the rules!
Even with just Tank Battalion, they played with great enthusiasm, and Black God even started directing Jiangnan!
Seeing Black God completely absorbed in the game, Jiangnan casually started asking questions!
(•︠～•︡) "By the way, why do you like human organs so much? Don't you have all the races of the Starry Sky?"
Black God frantically pressed the buttons, looking serious: "Ah, this? Nothing special!"
"A while back, I ran into a rather interesting human. He was pretty strong!"
"Seemed to be called Jiang... Jiang Fan, I think? That kid messed up the Starry Sky and even dismantled the Thousand Stars City of the Ten Thousand Races. He gave me quite a bit of entertainment back then!"
Jiangnan: !!!
∑(°口°๑) "A while back? Jiang Fan? He's still alive?"
Black God shrugged: "Yeah? About two or three thousand years ago, I think? Can't remember clearly!"
Jiangnan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. You call that 'a while back'?! But then he remembered that Black God had existed for who knows how long!
Two or three thousand years might really be just a short time ago for Him...
But if that's the case, the timeline matches up!
Black God continued: "That human named Jiang Fan had some real skill. His abilities were also very interesting!"
"It's hard to imagine a carbon-based lifeform reaching such heights. That's when I started getting interested in humans!"
"But that kid was arrogant enough to wander into my territory? Hmph, I just couldn't keep him here. Otherwise, I would have collected a full set in one go!"
Jiangnan swallowed his saliva: (*ﾟﾛﾟ) "Even you couldn't keep him? Here in the Dimensional Gap? He's the 'almost' you mentioned?"
Black God tilted his head and said indifferently: "Don't get me wrong. That human named Jiang Fan just has troublesome abilities. He's definitely not as strong as I am. Far from it!"
"No creature in the universe can threaten my existence in the Dimensional Gap!"
"As for death? Hah, with Jiang Fan's troublesome abilities, it's probably hard for him to die. I just don't know why there's been no news of him lately!"
"Hey hey hey, move! The enemy is coming!"
Jiangnan's scalp went numb. Black God became interested in the human race and started collecting human organs because he saw Jiang Fan?!
The two even fought in the Dimensional Gap?!
"What are his abilities? Give me some inside info, and I'll teach you how to get 30 extra lives!"