Chapter 1884: Is He Really That Black?
Jiangnan hugged the dimension pearl and swallowed his saliva!
Boss Black God is someone you can deal with. He really gave the pearl? His Dao Heaven technique came to hand just like that?
It went so smoothly that he could hardly believe it himself!
Black God said casually, "Is there anything else you want? Just say it all at once!"
Jiangnan's heart was blooming with joy. Oh my god, Black God is just too good, isn't he?
Jiangnan twisted shyly:
(︶.̮︶ʃƪ) "Actually, my friend's skill slots are all empty too. I... I also want a set of dimension pearls to install!"
As he spoke, he rubbed Xingcheng's head affectionately.
Black God's gaze roamed over Xingcheng's body without stopping: "Hmm~ Fine, take them, take them!"
With that, another ten dimension pearls emitting terrifying spatial fluctuations were tossed in front of Xingcheng!
These were much bigger than the ones Jiangnan had collected on the road himself. If he had to gather them by himself, he'd never be able to piece together such an awesome set even after a monkey's year and a horse's month!
Jiangnan felt more and more that his wise decision to not absorb Xingcheng's skill slots was a brilliant move!
Xingcheng hugged the dimension pearls, drooling:
❂٩(º﹃º٩) "Eheh~ You're so nice!"
The Crab Boss next to them, seeing this scene, could no longer hold back?
"B-Black God, sir! I also have a human organ to offer you!"
As he spoke, he pulled out the hemorrhoid from that little glass ball!
Momo: (ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) Woo~
Black God said with interest, "And what human organ is this? Hemorrhoid? Why have I never heard of it?"
As he spoke, his gaze fell on Jiangnan!
Jiangnan's forehead was covered in cold sweat:
(￢﹏￢٥) "Because not every human has one. It's an extremely rare thing. For example, me and Xingcheng don't have one!"
"Hemorrhoids don't depend on age; you wouldn't have the chance even if you wanted it!"
The Crab Boss nodded frantically: "Nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids. It's a treasure! Much better than tonsils or appendices!"
Black God took the hemorrhoid, examined it closely before his eyes: "Hmm? The human body structure is truly wonderful. Each one different?"
"It's something I don't have. Very good! Reward! I grant you permission to reside in my Lost Kingdom!"
With that, he tossed a black mist at the Crab Boss, which rushed into his body!
The next moment, the Crab Boss's body size skyrocketed. In an instant, it became several times larger than before, emitting astonishing energy fluctuations!
His strength had reached a new level!
He almost knelt down to kowtow three times and bow nine times to Black God, with a face full of tears of gratitude!
"Thank you, Lord Black God, for your reward!"
It wasn't a wasted effort! Black God really rewards people to death, doesn't he?
And the Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon beside him watched with envy!
Jiangnan also breathed a sigh of relief. Good thing he managed to fool Him. Since Black God was so generous, Jiangnan naturally wouldn't be stingy!
He took out all his organ stock and gave it to Black God in one go!
Black God naturally put them all into his glass ball, propping his chin and looking at the various organs inside, looking very satisfied!
He murmured: "This should be about enough, right?"
There was irrepressible excitement in his words. Then his gaze turned to Jiangnan, tilting his head to signal.
● "What are you still standing there for? Go~ Go into that ball yourself. I won't have to use force, right?"
As soon as these words came out, Jiangnan's expression directly froze. His small face turned pale as he looked at the glass ball!
(꒪ͦ﹏꒪ͦ〃) "Eh~ W-We have to go into the ball?"
Black God said matter-of-factly: "Otherwise? I told you, on my turf, everything belongs to me!"
Jiangnan: !!!
As expected of Black God! He's really damn black, isn't he?
No wonder He was so generous, giving whatever was asked without hesitation!
Because He already considered them as belonging to Him from the start!
I give you treasures, and then I make you my treasure collection?
What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine?
Are you really something? Feather-light, catching a wolf with empty hands?
Momo grabbed Jiangnan's sleeve and was already crying!
Sure enough, it was useless to come back. Now they've thrown themselves in too?
Jiangnan forced a dry laugh: (‧̣̥̇･᷄ㅂ･᷅) "Th-This isn't good, right? You've already collected so many. Making us into human specimens wouldn't be useful anymore, would it?"
"They're all duplicates. What's the point of having more?"
Black God said indifferently: "Who would dislike having too many collections?"
"Hmm~ I'm starting to get bored. Don't waste what little patience I have left."
"You don't think standing on that piece of cloth really makes me unable to do anything to you, do you? Although this thing gives me a strange feeling..."
"Perhaps you still don't understand the true meaning of 'Dimension Lord.'"
As he spoke, black mist surged on his body, emitting an extremely dangerous feeling!
His words carried a coldness and arrogance devoid of emotion or desire!
"In this dimensional gap, I, Black God, am the sole will, the sovereign! The peak of peaks, the extreme of extremes!"
"No one can oppose my will. Hmm~ Almost..."
Jiangnan: ???
What the hell is "almost"?! So now it's all over! Black God is really going to make a move on me!
[Warning! Warning! Please leave this place immediately!]
[Otherwise, this treasure cannot guarantee the safety of the host!]
[Alert! Alert!]
In his mind, a string of system alerts kept refreshing!
Jiangnan was completely numb. He had naively thought that standing on the vendor cloth at least meant he wouldn't die!
He had underestimated Black God's power after all!
He was even strong enough to make the system alert issue warnings?
This was the first time this had happened, like a big girl getting into a sedan chair for the first time!
What the hell should he do!
Never in his life had Jiangnan been so close to death!
Sure enough, the Dimension Emperor was unpredictable in his moods!
The Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon beside him wore a look of schadenfreude. Trying to trade with Black God?
You really think you're a dish, don't you?
Still wanting my spirit pearl? Now you're dumbfounded, right?
Jiangnan's expression hardened. He actually stepped out of the vendor cloth in front of Black God!
Under everyone's shocked gazes, he wrapped his arm around the shoulder of Black God's humanoid shadow!
(๑￢.̫￢) "Hey~ Don't be so heartless. Killing and fighting isn't good, is it? Bored? How could you be bored? I have lots of fun things in my hands!"
"If you make me into a specimen, you'll be losing out big time, I guarantee it!"
At this moment, Momo fainted on the spot. Aijiang started automatically rebooting from sheer fright. The Crab Boss's eyes almost popped out!
Oh my god!
He actually dared to go up and put his arm around Black God's shoulder? Damn!
Calling you the God of Courage would be an understatement!
He really doesn't know how to write the word "death"!
Little did they know, Jiangnan had already thrown caution to the wind. Damn it, since he'd die either way, he might as well gamble!
Although the contact time was short, Jiangnan had roughly figured out Black God's personality!
He seemed to get bored easily, didn't he?
As long as he showed his value and kept Him from getting bored, maybe he wouldn't die immediately?
The Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon beside him was completely frantic, snarling: "You arrogant human who doesn't know the height of heaven or earth! How dare you touch Lord Black God's divine body?"
"I think you really don't want to live! I'll..."
Before he finished speaking, Black God looked over at the Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon!
"Boom!"
His massive body was once again pressed to the ground, unable to move!
"I haven't spoken yet. Why are you butting in?"
Black God looked at Jiangnan, who had stepped off the vendor cloth, seeming to take some interest.
Hmm~ Finally realizing your own weakness?
In this dimensional gap, before me, Black God, any defense is a futile gesture!
On the contrary, it makes me feel insulted!
You never controlled the situation; I was always the one in control!
And Black God enjoyed this feeling of controlling everything!
He wasn't disgusted by Jiangnan putting his arm around his shoulder. Instead, he asked with a little anticipation:
"What fun things do you have? If they're not fun, then I'll have my fun with you!"
Jiangnan shuddered. Is your "fun" proper or not?
Anyway, at least he could talk now!
Jiangnan reached out and pulled out a mountain of Awkward Dance Grenades!
"They're definitely fun! For example, this!"
Black God picked up a grenade curiously, turning it over and over: "What kind of thing is this?"
Jiangnan grinned slyly:
(˵ಡ⥎ಡ) "This thing is called an Awkward Dance Grenade. This is how you use it!"
As he spoke, he pulled the ring and threw those tens of thousands of grenades straight at the Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon!
Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon: ???
Tens of thousands of grenades detonated! Infinite multicolored electric light flashed! Although it couldn't cover the Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon's entire body, as long as it touched him, it worked!
The Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon, suppressed by Black God, had nowhere to dodge!
The moment he was hit, an uncontrollable urge to dance surged into his heart!
His huge dragon body did a big dragon backflip and stood up!
He began twisting wildly like seaweed, his dragon claws flailing everywhere as he shouted!
(∩•̀口•́)⊃ "A minor trick dares to show off in front of an expert~"
"Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon! World Honored Earthly Treasury! Prajnaparamita All Buddhas!"
"Mommy Daddy Boom! Gan!"
Blue veins bulged on his forehead as he glared at Jiangnan with murderous intent!
٩(ꐦథ益థ)و "Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon! Flying Dragon in the Sky! Going Against the Heavens!"
"I want Mommy Boom! Chao!"
Momo, who had just woken up, saw Jiangnan throwing grenades at the Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon and fainted again...
The Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon was furious!
This damned human! I'll crush you to pieces right now!
His dragon claw pressed straight toward Jiangnan!
But at this moment, Black God was completely fascinated by this novel thing!
He kept clapping his hands and elbowing Jiangnan: "Interesting! This thing is fun! Give me two to throw too!"
Generous Jiangnan waved his hand:
(︶.̮︶๑)っ "Here~ Throw as many as you want!"
So Black God started throwing grenades at the Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon...
Now the Big Prestige Heavenly Dragon didn't dare to act rashly. He could only let the multicolored electric light envelop him, twisting his huge dragon body!
This is absolutely a sin!
(つ´༎ຶ口༎ຶ`)⊃
Black God seemed to have become addicted to throwing, not stopping at all!
This was way more interesting than boringly dismantling starships, wasn't it?