Chapter 1823: Hell on Earth
Since he'd come to bag the thing, how could Jiang Bai Goose not be prepared?
The Dull Sack had long been hidden beneath his thick feathers.
The moment he called out and answered, the logo on the Dull Sack lit up, automatically generating the Anti-Longqiu Mode!
Seeing the sinister smile on Jiang Bai Goose's face, it was obvious he'd pulled it off, right?
Using rap to set a trap? Man, you're really full of bad ideas, aren't you?
Mila and the other two were already poised for battle.
Just as Jiangnan was about to make his move—
At that moment, a terrifying wave exploded outward!
A blade of light swept horizontally, instantly shearing off the top of the cave. Tens of thousands of tons of earth and rock were shattered by the surging force!
The original massive rave scene lost its ceiling outright.
Every beast was startled.
There stood Baldy Feiyan, gripping her greatsword, her face twisted in fury.
She'd used leaves to fashion a grass skirt and wore it over her body, her cheeks sunken, her entire figure gaunt.
Clearly, she'd been thinned out by all the pooping. Now her eyes blazed with unparalleled rage.
(›°᷄益°᷅‹)໒
"So you've all been hiding here, huh? I was just trying to take a dump, and you guys surrounded me and hacked for five or six hours?"
"Interrupting me constantly? You really think I can't handle you?"
"Today, I'll slaughter every last one of you in this spirit ruin. No one who's seen my disgrace gets to live!"
"Holy Judgment!"
In an instant, a ten-thousand-meter light array expanded, sealing off all skills within its range. Feiyan charged with her greatsword straight at the Yexu Longqiu, not caring about her own life.
All the bad beasts' fur stood on end as they frantically fled the array.
Once their skills got sealed inside the light array, they'd definitely be tortured to death, wouldn't they?
Even the Longqiu was stunned. She finished that fast?
How did she find my main base?
He flicked his tail and bolted for the edge of the light array, but golden chains spawned and tangled wildly around him.
Jiang Bai Goose spat sideways in disdain. Couldn't this troublemaker just butt out?
The Little Soybeans I fed him clearly weren't enough!
Even if the Yexu Longqiu was fast, without using a Warp Bubble, he couldn't outrun Feiyan.
With a *clang*, the Longqiu took another sword strike, blood splattering.
But that powerful blow also let him escape the array.
Feiyan chased furiously, but once out of the light array, the Longqiu flicked his tail and vanished instantly. A Warp Bubble wasn't something she could catch.
Feiyan was livid: "Running, huh? This spirit ruin isn't that big. Let's see where you can hide!"
"Light Feathers!"
Her two featherless chicken wings flapped, and thousands of golden feathers shot out like arrows, covering the sky as they rained down on the bad beasts.
The Longqiu roared: "Dammit! Don't go into the light array! All of you, fight from range! Let's kill this bitch!"
As he spoke, a Duanjie spanned the heavens, blocking the Light Feathers.
But it couldn't block them all.
Many of the Light Feathers still flew toward the bad beasts. Just then, the Nine-Tailed Fox leaped forward.
"Space Reflection!"
Her nine tails rose high, and the space in front of her twisted violently.
The incoming Light Feathers, the moment they entered that twisted space, all reversed direction.
Reflected, they shot back at Feiyan.
Heilang Ying's eyes lit up.
(♡ꈊ♡๑)༡ "Damn, what skill is that? It even has reflection?"
Jiang Bai Goose swallowed hard.
₍๑¯͒ʚ¯͒๑₎ "Th-this must be the legendary Reflection Fox, right?"
Nice, you sly fox. You know how to survive, huh?
Meanwhile, the Golden Gorilla punched wildly, firing spatial cannons like they cost nothing at Feiyan.
The Azure Sky Mantis's Dimension Slash and the Soaring Sky Parrot's Spatial Slash were no slouches either.
Feiyan raised her Angel Guardian to block, repeatedly trying to close in on the bad beast group.
But the bad beasts all had teleportation. As long as they escaped the light array, they weren't so easy to hit.
The Azure Sky Mantis shouted anxiously: "Brother Goose, you gotta strike! This isn't the time to slack off!"
"Sister Wolf! What about your Black Coffin?"
Heilang broke out in a cold sweat. I want to use it too, but I fucking don't know how!
Just then, a volley of Light Feathers struck at Qian Benying.
She instinctively used Spatial Grasping, shattering the space before her like a mirror. The Light Feathers all shot into the Dimensional Gap.
In that moment, several suspicious gazes fell on Heilang Ying.
Sister Wolf didn't know that skill.
Jiang Bai Goose's face darkened. There was no point in keeping up the act anymore.
He pulled the Dull Sack out from his feathers without a word, and without hesitation, he shoved himself inside.
Longqiu: ???
"White Goose? You..."
Realization struck. Where did the White Goose get a sack?
And during that rap just now, he'd called his name, hadn't he? And he'd answered, right?
Instantly, the Longqiu's scales bristled.
You guys are seriously sick, you know that? You'd even stoop to being humans just to bag me?
Both Heilang and the White Goose were fakes? Switched out by humans?
An overwhelming sense of danger surged. The Yexu Longqiu didn't hesitate; he turned and tried to flee.
As long as he broke out of the skill's range, he wouldn't get sacked!
A hundred thousand meters was just a snap, right?
But it was too late. The Jiang Bai Goose, now inside the sack, grinned sinisterly.
₍๑¯ิʚ¯ิ๑₎ "Spatial Displacement!"
The next moment, Jiang Bai Goose appeared where the Longqiu had been, and the Longqiu had been displaced into the Dull Sack.
The moment he entered, the sack mouth tightened automatically. No matter how great the Longqiu's abilities, he was useless now.
The Dull Sack's Anti-Longqiu Mode only worked on Longqiu. So by putting himself in the sack, Jiang Bai Goose could still use Displacement.
Jiang Bai Goose was thrilled. Now the spirit pearl was as good as his, wasn't it?
He teleported over with a mark, grabbed the sack, and cackled: "Hehehe~ Where do you think you're going?"
"I told you, you'd be mine sooner or later!"
As he spoke, he reverted to human form.
The Longqiu writhed frantically inside the sack: "You son of a bitch! Let me out! You treacherous bastard!"
Trapped inside the Dull Sack, the Longqiu couldn't use any skills at all. He was completely screwed.
Heilang Ying, under the incredulous gaze of all the bad beasts, transformed into Little Pink Hair.
The bad beasts were dumbfounded. Brother Goose and Sister Wolf weren't real? They were humans pretending?
And the boss got sacked?
ᕕ₍⁽ꐦ･᷅д･᷄⁾₎୨ "Damn it! Let our boss go!"
They charged at Jiangnan, but Feiyan, seeing the two humans, erupted in even greater fury.
"Good, good, good. Saves me the trouble of looking. Now die, all of you!"
With that, she rushed at Jiangnan, greatsword in hand.
Jiangnan didn't hesitate. He turned and ran, the sack on his back, beating the hell out of it as he went.
"Hey! I know you can hear me. You have two choices now."
"First: I take your spirit pearl, and all your little brothers get killed by that angel."
"Second: Cooperate. Join me, and we kill the angel together. Of course, I'm still taking that Warp Bubble."
Yexu Longqiu: !!!
So he's still taking my tumor anyway? What's the fucking difference?
Wait, you're not working with that bald chick?
"Join you my ass! Let me out and fight me one-on-one! I'll crush you in a second!"
Of course, no matter what the Longqiu shouted, Jiangnan couldn't hear him.
Jiangnan kept talking to himself: "I know you don't trust humans, but you know your situation. The Bose will harvest you sooner or later."
"And you know humans' situation even better. The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
"As for the Bose, they're not unbeatable. I've already killed three of them."
"Figure out your own position. You don't have a choice."
The Longqiu gritted his steel teeth. Refuse, and he'd die now. Agree, and at least he'd live.
The moment he got sacked, he lost all initiative.
Jiangnan: "If you agree, poke left twice; if you disagree, poke right."
Left with no choice, the Yexu Longqiu could only agree. Jiangnan grinned.
"Either way, I'm getting that Warp Bubble. It's my ticket to dealing with the Bose later."
"To stop you from backing out, I'd better take the Warp Bubble out first. If you run and I can't catch you, all my effort would be for nothing."
Yexu Longqiu: ???
So he's still going to kill me? What fucking difference does it make whether I agree or not?
But Jiangnan didn't care. Two Small Whips extended, reaching into the sack through the opening.
Then he pulled out a stack of Small Fire Jars. The single eye on the vine branch opened.
"If possible, I don't want to kill you. Let me try something first. Don't resist. You have no choice."
Jiangnan wanted to see if he could extract the Warp Bubble skill alone without killing the Yexu Longqiu.
After all, the Small Fire Jar's removal mode was pretty brutal.
But they'd never successfully extracted a skill before. That didn't mean it was impossible.
Jiangnan wanted to try.
So, under the Longqiu's terrified gaze, Jiangnan gave him a full-body cupping treatment.
Over a hundred jars all began removal mode simultaneously.
An indescribable pleasure washed over him. The Longqiu felt like he was flying. It wasn't as terrifying as he'd imagined.
But the moment the removal finished, the Longqiu stopped smiling.
He was covered in huge red welts, and various body parts—heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys, scales, horns—had all been pulled into the jars.
This single removal session nearly killed the Longqiu on the spot.
Jiangnan took a look and frowned. The Warp Bubble hadn't come out.
Not a single skill had been extracted.
Seeing the Longqiu on the verge of death, Jiangnan quickly put the extracted parts back in.
Unwilling to give up, Jiangnan gave the Yexu Longqiu another full-body cupping.
The creature was already covered in huge red lumps, and this time, he applied the jars directly on top of the lumps.
(Lump.థ꒦థ) "Aaaah!"
A scream like a pig being slaughtered echoed through the sack. The sensation was agony beyond belief!
Lump on top of lump!
But still, not a single skill came out.
Jiangnan glared: "Damn it! I don't believe this!"
And so he gave the Longqiu round after round of full-body cupping.
After over a dozen sessions, the Longqiu had been reduced to a mangy snake, rolling his eyes and foaming at the mouth, utterly hopeless.
(●꒪ัཀ꒪ั●) "Just kill me now! I don't want to live anymore!"
This was nothing short of hell on Earth, dammit!