# Chapter 1822: Rap Singer! MC Big White Goose?
The eyes of all the beasts were fixed on the nine-tailed fox!
The nine-tailed fox said: "Who says we have to just sit here and wait to die? Those Bose bodies want our tumors, so why should we be polite with them?"
"If they really come to take the boss's tumor, then we'll..."
As she spoke, she raised her claw and made a light slicing motion across her own neck!
The Void Dragon Eel immediately had its scales standing on end, its face filled with terror!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪﹏꒪‧̣̥̇) "My beast ancestor, have you lost your mind? You want to rebel against heaven?"
"Let alone whether we can deal with the Bose bodies, you have no idea how powerful they are!"
"Even with my special skills backing me up, if they want my life, it's still easy for them. The methods of the Bose bodies are beyond your imagination!"
The Sky-Soaring Parrot said urgently:
(°ʚ°〃) "But we can't just sit here and wait to die either! We have to do something!"
The nine-tailed fox's eyes flickered:
(๑◔ﻌ◔ิ๑) "Boss! In that fight just now, didn't that little pink-haired girl say her sack could even catch Bose bodies?"
"I don't think she was lying. If we could get our hands on that sack, we might still have a chance!"
The Void Dragon Eel perked up: "That's actually an idea. That bald girl is still running around!"
"Those humans definitely won't abandon her. Next time we run into them, we'll teach them a proper lesson!"
The Black Wolf Sakura's mouth twitched. Little pink-haired girl?
Wait, are you guys really okay loudly conspiring right in front of us?
I'm standing right here, do I look like I used to?
Qian Benying never expected that she'd be sitting in the Dragon Nest headquarters, having a meeting with the bad beasts!
Jiang the White Goose, meanwhile, was propping up his chin, deep in thought.
Clearly, the Void Dragon Eel and his group were no longer willing to be kept in captivity. They had thoughts of rebellion!
But they feared the power of the Holy Star Bose bodies. To be honest, Jiangnan wanted to subdue this group of bad beasts for his own use!
That was also why Jiangnan hadn't taken the spirit beads of the Big White Goose or the Black Wolf!
Now that humanity was weak, any power that could be borrowed had to be used!
These bad beasts from the Void Sea were all Starlight level, and troublesome space-types at that. Using them to fight against the Holy Star would definitely be a force not to be underestimated!
But he still had to get the warp bubble. Subduing them was necessary, but it wasn't that easy!
After all, compared to the Bose bodies, the Void Dragon Eel and his group trusted humans even less!
Just as Jiangnan was thinking, he saw the Golden Furred Ape's face twist into a lecherous expression:
₍⁽΄◞ิ⊖◟ิ‵⁾₎ "Don't think about that for now. Happy is a day, worried is a day too. Why be depressed?"
"Sexy fox, give the boss some entertainment. Let us brothers feast our eyes!"
The nine-tailed fox's eyes were shy:
(๑❛ัﻌ❛ั) "Eh～Not now, okay? We just fought and I'm pretty tired!"
But the Void Dragon Eel was getting excited, propping his chin and raising an eyebrow:
(๑◔◡◔ิ) "Just do one. Let the brothers have some fun～"
Jiang the White Goose was full of curiosity. What kind of nonsense were they going to pull now?
The nine-tailed fox said shyly: (๑︶ﻌ︶) "Well... okay then!"
The Golden Furred Ape was overjoyed. With a yelp of excitement, he immediately went to the side and broke off a long, narrow purple crystal pillar!
With a *crack*, he stuck it into the crystal tabletop. The bad beasts gathered around, starting to hoot and holler!
Under the expectant gazes of the beasts, the nine-tailed fox gracefully stepped onto the tabletop with elegant fox steps!
Her fluffy nine tails spread out like a princess dress. She actually stood upright, grabbing the purple crystal pillar with her two front paws!
Her eyelashes curved, her eyes seductive!
(๑ᵒ̴̶̷ﻌᵒ̴̶̷) "Music?"
The Golden Furred Ape shouted: "Coming!"
With that, he sat cross-legged on the ground, puffed out his chest, raised his head, clenched his fists, and began rhythmically beating his own chest!
The dull drumbeat echoed through the cave!
Jiang the White Goose: ₍๑˃̶ʚ˂̶๑₎ *Honk～*
This Golden Furred Ape has a drummer's bloodline too? He's a professional in stealth mode!
At the same time, the Azure Sky Mantis started clashing its two blades together repeatedly, producing a metallic ringing accompaniment!
And the Sky-Soaring Parrot opened its beak and began to sing:
♬♩♫꒰ঌ(°ʚ°〃)໒꒱ "My dear you～come dance a dance～"
"Set off for happiness, just don't stop!"
The beautiful melody echoed through the cave. Jiang the White Goose and the Black Wolf Sakura were completely dumbfounded!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ꈊ꒪‧̣̥̇) ₍๑꒪ʚ꒪๑₎
Holy crap, where did this parrot learn to sing?
It sings so beautifully!
Several bad beasts had formed a little band!
These were really spirit beasts? Were your entertainment options really this rich?
They must be wearing a skinsuit, right? Where's the zipper? There's definitely a person inside!
But as the singing continued, the bad beasts' gazes all focused on Jiangnan and his companion!
The parrot: ꒰ঌ(՞ʚ՞〃)໒꒱ "Nobody talk～let the feet tap～"
And raised an eyebrow!
The Black Wolf Sakura's forehead dripped with sweat. Was she supposed to do something too? She... she didn't know how!
She froze on the spot, and the bad beasts' eyes started turning strange!
Jiangnan was panicking. If he didn't pull out some talent soon, they'd be exposed!
So he stood up, grabbed the Black Wolf Sakura's wolf whiskers in one motion, pulling them taut!
Black Wolf Sakura: !!!
(˃̶﹏˂̶๑)༡ "Eeeeek!"
Before she could struggle, Jiang the White Goose spread his wings and started plucking at those three whiskers!
A light guitar melody immediately rang out!
Qian Benying was stunned. This actually worked? What kind of on-the-spot reaction speed was that?
Jiangnan could play guitar too? He's so talented?
Wait, don't use someone else's whiskers as guitar strings. It really hurts!
And that wasn't all. While playing the guitar, Jiang the White Goose also started tap dancing!
His two big goose feet occasionally slapped the ground, making crisp *pop* sounds that merged perfectly with the drumbeat!
Mila: (´థжథ) Pfft～
Lan: ٩(๑＞₃＜)۶ "Hahaha, Brother Jiangnan is so good at this!"
No matter how loud they laughed, they weren't afraid. The Void Dragon Eel and his group couldn't hear them anyway!
Jiangnan was forced into a corner. Didn't the song say "let the feet tap"? Then tap he would!
Old Jiang, the White Goose, was full of talents!
The Azure Sky Mantis immediately whistled: "Haha, Brother Goose and Sister Wolf are awesome! How come I've never seen this talent before?"
Jiang the White Goose's forehead dripped with sweat:
₍乛ʚ乛٥₎ "Just... just practiced it recently. Pretty good, right?"
The Sky-Soaring Parrot looked satisfied and continued singing:
"While the sky's still dark, let's party hard～"
"Are you ready to dance～"
With that, its wing pointed at the nine-tailed fox!
Jiangnan had lost his mind. This parrot must be a professional translator! It even knows English!
Then the nine-tailed fox blinked her big eyes adorably, her face full of seduction. As her tail swayed, she grabbed the crystal pillar and started dancing!
She moved around the crystal pillar, displaying her perfect figure to the fullest!
Jiang the White Goose's eyes bulged, and blood sprayed from his nose like a fountain!
No wonder the bad beasts called the nine-tailed fox a "seductive fox." What kind of dance was this?!
Is this how you guys figured out how to do this?
For humans it's a pole dance; for you it's a crystal pillar dance?!
Was it because he'd been single too long that even a fox looked beautiful to him now?!
Wang Gang was already covering his face. When these spirit beasts weren't fishing, were they just coming back to the cave and raving?!
This lifestyle was way too comfortable!
What a sin!
The Void Dragon Eel was overjoyed, clapping his two fins together nonstop!
"Great! Great! Great! Is there anything more exciting? This isn't enough!"
The Azure Sky Mantis immediately said: "Sister Wolf, don't be shy. Go up! You're the professional! It's a waste to have you just accompany!"
"That's right! Sister Wolf, go! Sister Wolf, go!"
Black Wolf Sakura: ???
(☍﹏⁰。)༡ "No, no, no! Let her dance. I... I don't know how!"
The Golden Furred Ape wouldn't have it: "Stop lying. You usually rush to go up first. Why are you acting so strange today?"
Black Wolf Sakura's forehead dripped with sweat. Why? Because she was fake! The real Sister Wolf was lying in the sack!
She should have pretended to be the Big White Goose. Nobody said she'd have to go up and dance!
Jiangnan was anxious. He kicked the back of Qian Benying with his goose foot: "Hurry up and go! Don't be shy～"
The Black Wolf Sakura bared her teeth at Jiang the White Goose. She could see him smiling so wide she could see his little tongue at the back of his throat!
You must be doing this on purpose, you bastard Jiangnan. Just you wait!
Forced to this point, she could only bite the bullet and go up!
The Black Wolf Sakura, her face dark, jumped onto the stage. The accompaniment immediately changed, becoming hot and passionate!
The Sky-Soaring Parrot: ꒰ঌ(•̀ʚ•́〃)໒꒱ "Let's sway together, sway together～"
"Forget all your troubles～let's sway together!"
With no other choice, the Black Wolf Sakura started swaying to the beat, nodding her wolf head frantically, her four legs supporting her body as she rose and fell rhythmically!
She started raving on the stage!
Jiang the White Goose laughed so hard he was slapping the ground. The Black Wolf Sakura was really talented! This must be wild wolf disco, right?
Watching the raving Black Wolf Sakura reminded Jiangnan of that GIF of the stray dog swaying to the rhythm!
"Honk honk honk～"
His laughter was like Donald Duck's!