Chapter 1786: Serves You Right
When the first ray of dawn light rose from the horizon, Bai Kou finally finished handling her affairs in E Guo!
She changed into a beautiful white gauze long dress and happily ran to Jingdu City.
But no sooner had she entered the city than she was stunned by the scene before her.
A group of golden leopards were spraying curses at each other, slapping faces, the scene exceptionally lively!
Bai Kou's eyes widened, utterly bewildered. For a moment, she thought she had taken the wrong road and arrived not at Jingdu, but at Yinwu Mountain!
(❅ʘ̅дʘ̅❅)
Had she poked a leopard's nest?
Outside the city, the earth roared with explosions, flames reaching the sky!
Inside the city, foul language assailed the ears!
Jiangnan was even tied up with spider silk and hung in midair. Mi Ye constantly whipped him with silk, even occasionally leaning in to suck on him a couple of times, revealing a blissful expression!
*⁂(ૢ⁼̴⥎⁼̴)⁂*
Jiangnan, on the other hand, was dizzy from the poison and had long since given up struggling!
Even Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were not spared; Mi Ye had also sucked their blood.
Bai Kou covered her face. Was this really something she should be seeing?
(づ꒪﹏꒪ど) "Um... weren't we supposed to go on a mission? So our mission is to catch that scripture-taker who can achieve immortality by eating his flesh?"
Seeing Bai Kou arrive, Jiangnan, who had been dazed from the poison, immediately perked up!
"Alright, alright! Stop sucking! We're about to go on a mission. I'll let you suck enough later, okay?"
Mi Ye huffed and let go, licking her bright red lips. She turned and raised an eyebrow:
(๑◔⁻̫◔ิ๑) "Yo~ isn't this old granny Bai? Long time no see, I've missed you so much!"
"What took you so long? Did you know everyone was waiting for you? You think you're a big shot, huh? I think you're... mmm~"
Before she could finish, Jiangnan's face turned pale with fear. He reached out and covered Mi Ye's mouth!
Right now, everyone was acting like they'd eaten gunpowder, attacking anyone they saw!
Bai Kou's forehead veins bulged, and a chill radiated from her whole body, even the breeze passing by froze into ice!
With a full smile, she said: (ꐦ⌒◡⌒) "Can I beat her up? No one will stop me, right?"
Mi Ye glared: "Oh? I mmm~ mmmm, mmm! Chomp~"
She bit right down on Jiangnan's hand. Jiangnan's tears almost came out. Had bad sister been infected with rabies by Da Lang Mie?
(‧̣̥̇･᷄ㅂ･᷅) "Ah ha~ ahaha... it's... it's nothing, don't be angry. Everyone has caught a disease where they'll die if they don't pick a fight!"
"Grandpa Xiao! Bai Kou is here. Get ready for the mission!"
A streak of fire flew from the horizon, carrying a yellowish Odin!
Odin had black circles around his eyes, a swollen face, half his eyebrows burned off, and a look of utter refusal to accept defeat!
(#)▀̿̿ʖ̫乛(#) Tsk~
Clearly, he hadn't gained any advantage under Xiao Chuihuo!
Xiao Chuihuo looked extremely irritable:
(ꐦ°᷄口°᷅) "Mua! Fuck it all! We're going after the Saint Star, right? Watch me set that broken star palace of theirs on fire!"
Odin curled his lip: (#)▀̿̿ʖ̫乛) "No need! Just spray a mouthful of your piss over there, and the beacon star palace will be reduced to ashes without a trace left!"
Xiao Chuihuo exploded in rage: (◜◡‾) "Your grandma's leg, I..."
Jiangnan: !!!
(｡＞O＜｡) "Stop! Stupid old woman! Hold on! Don't argue anymore!"
"Since everyone is feeling irritable and has a fire in their hearts, go vent it on the Saint Star!"
[From Xiao Chuihuo's resentment value +777!]
[From Odin...]
You think everyone got mad because of who, damn it? Wasn't it because of your damn pitty sugar oranges?
Just then, Xiao Chuihuo tossed Jiangnan a Jade Shatter Bead: "I'll notify you when we start fighting. Hurry up!"
With that, he pulled Mi Ye and Odin, transformed into a blazing sun that could rival the world, and charged straight toward the Polar Ice Sheet Beacon Star Palace!
Jiangnan immediately grabbed the dodging working Sakura!
"Let's go! Steal the tower!"
Qian Benying stammered: (☍﹏⁰) "I... I still feel a bit uneasy in my heart. Can I back out?"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "You think you can get off my pirate ship once you're on it? Dream on, you! Follow me!"
Bai Kou looked at Qian Benying in bewilderment!
(❅•̌～•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "This... this person, why does she have no voice? Hiss~ How come I can't feel her presence?"
Jiangnan's mouth twitched: "She's turned on silent mode. Don't worry about her!"
He really wondered how many low-key sugar oranges Qian Benying had devoured yesterday. The effect was still going strong even now!
Glancing at the poisoned Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, Jiangnan didn't look back. He pulled Bai Kou and Qian Benying and headed straight for Sha Guo!
He didn't bring the two along.
It wasn't that Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao couldn't help him. With their strength, combined with his, killing an average Dao Heaven would be no problem.
But this trip would most likely involve facing Bose Bodies. Their methods were a bit lacking.
Although Xuexue's plasma flames had a slight effect on Bose Bodies, it was far from mature.
Better to leave them at home to help. Even Xiao Mila wasn't brought along.
After all, her time system was a lifesaving measure. Staying home was far more useful than going out to take risks with him.
As for Wu Zang, it was better not to show his face in this operation; otherwise, Ku Po would be in danger.
Jiangnan really didn't believe he couldn't steal a broken black barrier!
On the way, Jiangnan kept teleporting, and the climate gradually grew hotter.
Qian Benying was uneasy in her heart:
(O･᷄～･᷅) "Boss Jiang, tell me honestly, am I going to turn into a golden leopard too later?"
Jiangnan grinned slyly: "Take out 'if'!"
Qian Benying's face darkened: (̿▀̿﹏▀̿̿)̄ "Then... if I say something later that offends the boss, you must forgive me and not be like me, okay?"
"That's not from my true heart. If I encounter any life-threatening danger, you must save me. Don't abandon me and run away, alright?"
Jiangnan patted his chest and guaranteed:
(◕ˇ◡ˇ◕) "Rest assured! I, Jiangnan, never hold grudges. Usually, if I have a grudge, I take revenge on the spot!"
"If I encounter danger, I'll definitely abandon you and run away myself. Seeing someone die and not saving them is simply not my style!"
Qian Benying breathed a sigh of relief: "Good, good!"
Bai Kou: (｡･ˇ_ˇ･｡:) ???
This pink-haired one is this easy to fool?
You're only saving yourself, right?
Before long, the three crossed half of Blue Star and arrived at the Kuji Desert in Sha Guo!
Inside were over a hundred pyramids, scattered sparsely across the desert!
Now, Sha Guo had completely turned into a living hell, with rampant spirit beasts everywhere.
After the first wave of beast tides, Sha Guo had already become a name only.
The three lay on the other side of a distant sand dune, using binoculars to observe the pyramid cluster!
The great sun hung across the sky, and the golden sand dunes emitted scorching temperatures exceeding fifty degrees Celsius!
After changing into Teletubbies outfits, Jiangnan felt even hotter!
He instinctively leaned toward Bai Kou's side and immediately felt much cooler!
Bai Kou felt Jiangnan squeeze over, and two red blushes rose on her pretty face. She didn't move away but turned up the cold air a bit more!
"Tsk~ They never said which pyramid it was. This is a bit hard to find?"
Jiangnan observed each one with high-power binoculars!
"Why bother looking? Just charge over there! You're carrying a Transcendent big shot. What are you afraid of?"
"You've got balls, can't you be any less cowardly?"
Qian Benying: ???
He turned his head and saw Qian Benying resting her head on her hand, lying on the sand dune in an extremely unrestrained posture!
∠(°᷄д°᷅ꐦ」∠)_
Her little legs were crossed, and her pleated skirt was flipped up without any care.
Her whole body had turned yellow. Little pink hair became little yellow hair. Her expression was cocky as she picked her nose!
Jiangnan's eyelids twitched. He hadn't even watched her for a moment, and she'd already turned yellow?
This image was no longer a pink-haired beautiful girl but a yellow-haired little hooligan!
When Qian Benying saw Jiangnan looking over, she rolled her eyes:
(꒪ัд꒪ั*) "What are you looking at? Never seen a beautiful girl before?"
(◦՞▿՞) "Ohohoho~ Could it be that you've been attracted by the scenery under my absolute domain?"
"Want to take a closer look?"
As she spoke, she grinned mischievously, grabbed the hem of her skirt, and started pulling it up bit by bit!
The antenna on Jiangnan's head snapped upright, and the pom-pom on the antenna bristled!
╭i╮!!!
He raised his hand and delivered a chop to Qian Benying's crown chakra!
(〝▼～▼)っ "Looking at your sister! I've seen every kind of scene! What's there to see in a poop-drawer Sakura like you?"
Qian Benying covered her head and glared, looking exasperated: "How do I poop in my drawers? When you were little, didn't you ever poop in your drawers?"
"Do you believe I'll sue you for abusing employees?"
But the smile on her face gradually twisted!
(๑ಡლಡ) "Ah la la~ Could it be that you've fallen for me?"
"Coming all this way without bringing your Zhong Yingxue or Xia Yao, specifically asking me to come with you?"
"Is it just to create some alone time with me, then find an opportunity to play the hero saving the beauty, making me secretly fall for you, right?"
"Hmph~ A man's little schemes, I saw through them at a glance, okay?"
Jiangnan's mouth twitched: (͡°Y͡°) "Pfft! Can you be any more narcissistic? I didn't bring Xuexue and Lang Mie because it's too dangerous, afraid they'd get hurt."
"I brought you because space-type is easy to support. I like your second uncle, I like you!"
"Besides, are you blind? Alone? Is Bai Kou not human?"
Delinquent Sakura: (σಡ₃ಡ)σ "You're anxious, you're anxious! Explaining is covering up! Is it that hard to admit you like me?"
"Bai Kou? What competition does Bai Kou have? She's old enough already. You can't possibly be interested in her, can you?"
"That old woman over two thousand years old can be your great-great-grandma! Compared to me, she has no competitiveness at all, okay?"
"Hey, energy-saving aircon, turn the cold air up a bit! This girl feels a little hot. How can you be so clueless? This girl..."
Before she could finish, a burst of cold air swept past. Qian Benying, lying on the sand dune in a unseemly posture with arms propped up, froze, instantly turning into a block of ice!
⁄⁄⁄∠(⁄꒪⁄_⁄꒪⁄」⁄⁄∠)_⁄⁄⁄...
She was sealed in ice on the spot!
Bai Kou gave a gentle smile: (ꐦ⌒_⌒) "Is it cold enough now? Hmm? This young beautiful girl?"
Jiangnan: (･᷄ὢ･᷅) ✧
"Serves you right!"
[From Qian Benying's resentment value +777!]