Chapter 1785: Everyone's a Short-Tempered Bro?
Jiangnan could indeed feel the fiery passion of the irritable Xue!
This wasn't just fiery; it was freaking scalding hot!
Sugar oranges were absolutely amazing, weren't they?
Since he couldn't resist, he might as well enjoy the torment of the irritable Xue on himself?
Just as Jiangnan was about to reach new heights and take the next step!
The wall of the entire room was smashed through, and a yellow flash rushed in with lightning speed!
─=≡Σ(((つ˃̶皿˂̶)つ "Watch my Wolfbane Missile!"
A large headbutt slammed heavily into Jiangnan's stomach!
With a "pfft" sound, Jiangnan was sent spinning and flying, his eyes bulging!
Even the irritable Xue was caught off guard, couldn't help but lick her lips, as if recalling the feeling just now!
Xia Yao was now completely half-beast transformed, her fur completely bristled!
Originally smooth and magnificent silver wolf fur had turned entirely orange-yellow, dragging a fluffy, yellowish wolf tail!
There were even black coin-shaped spots on her body, her pretty face full of fury!
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Xiao Nan! What did I tell you before? How did you get so yellow? And what's with these coin spots on your body, huh?"
Jiangnan just got up holding his stomach, but burst out laughing the moment he saw the Big Wolfbane!
(´థжథ)σ "Yellow...a yellow weasel? Pfft～"
Xia Yao: !!!
(￥꒦ິ皿꒦ີ) "Laugh! You still have the nerve to laugh? My head full of silver hair was my last stubbornness!"
"This Wolfbane is not only yellow now; I'm also violent!"
With that, Xia Yao pounced on Jiangnan like a wolf and started frantically clawing at his face!
She scratched him into a complete mess, and even released the Polar Day Cloud Vortex to prevent Jiangnan from escaping!
Jiangnan covered his face and struggled wildly:
(ﾉ)口(ヾ) "No! I was wrong, okay? I... I didn't know it would turn this yellow!"
Xia Yao gently flicked her wolf tail, a mischievous smile on her face:
(˵ಡ▿ಡ˵) "Oh? Is that so? Your mouth says no, but your body is being quite honest!"
Jiangnan: !!!
Don't move around like that! This position is really bad, you know?
(།།།•̆₃•̆།།།) "This... this is force majeure!"
Xia Yao licked her lips:
(˵ಡڡಡ) "This Wolfbane will show you just how yellow I've become now! You're getting that treatment today, no doubt!"
Jiangnan: ???
(།།།›ಠʖ̫ಠ‹) "Please, by all means, let me see it!"
Xia Yao raised her hand, lifted Jiangnan like a little chick, and started dragging him back!
But at that moment, the irritable Xue reached out and grabbed Xia Yao's wrist!
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Hey, woman! You ruined my fun, you know?"
"I'm not happy right now!"
Xia Yao's gaze, sharp as lightning, locked onto Zhong Yingxue's face, but her eyes were full of arrogance!
(˶‾᷄д‾᷅) "Oh? Something unhappy? Tell me about it, let this Wolfbane have a laugh?"
"I'm still holding a grudge here. What do I care about your mood? Let go!"
The irritable Xue raised an eyebrow: (｡･ˇࡇˇ･) "You're pretty bold, aren't you? Let him go! I caught him first!"
Jiangnan had an excited expression!
(¯▿¯ิ๑)
Ah, a fight? Snow and Wolfbane are arguing? This is really a first-time thing, like a bride getting on a sedan chair!
So he pulled out popcorn and started eating with bright eyes!
Xia Wolfbane was not one to back down:
(๑•̌皿•̑) "You caught him first? He's clearly in my hands. Are all ten of your eyes just for show? Which eye saw that you caught him first?"
"He's clearly my prey!"
Jiangnan: ∑(°口°๑)
T-ten eyes? How many is that?
How did she calculate that?
Zhong Yingxue glanced at Jiangnan and sneered:
(乛～乛ꐦ) "Hmph! It's true that birds of a feather flock together!"
Jiangnan: (˃̶ε˂̶๐) Pfft～
Xuexue is so good with words? How come I never knew that?
The content of your argument is way too aggressive, isn't it?
Uh... so can I take that as a compliment?
"Pfft! Who are you calling a flock?"
"What about it? You have a problem? If you don't accept it, shut up!"
"I'll fight you!"
The two immediately locked fingers and pushed each other, straining, their pretty faces full of irritation!
Jiangnan quickly pulled left and right!
Σ(ﾟДﾟ；≡；ﾟдﾟ) "Stop fighting, you two! This way, no one can kill anyone!"
"Shut up!" ×2
Jiangnan: (′◔～◔`) Oh～
But before Jiangnan could fully enjoy the spectacular scene of Snow and Wolfbane fighting, three crystalline spider threads shot over, tying Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao up like zongzi!
Jiangnan was also tied up tightly, his heart jumping to his throat!
Spider threads?
Could it be!
A fully yellow Mi Ye, with veins bulging on her forehead, looked extremely proud!
She walked straight up to Jiangnan and looked down at him with a world-dominating posture!
(ꐦ°᷄～°᷅ꐦ) "Have you thought of how to compensate me? My punchable little princess?"
Jiangnan: (๑◔﹏◔ิ๑)
"Not yet. Can I have a few hundred years to think about it?"
Mi Ye squinted: (˶‾᷄～‾᷅) "Oh? Not yet? Want me to give you a suggestion?"
"How about starting by kissing my toes?"
Jiangnan: Σ୧(ʘ̅口ʘ̅๑)୨!!!
Exciting～
As she spoke, she extended her little foot in front of Jiangnan!
But tied-up Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao weren't having it!
Yellow-skinned Yao: (◦`~´◦) "So what if you're a queen? Want to fight one-on-one? Think this Wolfbane is afraid of you? Awoo awoo～"
Irritable Xue: (｡･ˇ～ˇ･) "If you have athlete's foot, go get some Daktarin! Why ask Xiao Nan to lick it? For cross-infection? What a bad-hearted woman!"
"Huh? Say that again?"
Jiangnan: (ﾉ)﹏(ヾ)
Is everyone this irritable? Is the effect of getting fired up that strong?
They're fighting everything: the sky, the earth, the air!
Truly, low-key in life, high-key in action!
Fortunately, the yellowing from sugar oranges isn't as dominating as dragon biscuits, requiring no real combat antidotes, just verbal sparring.
Otherwise, this would really be tough!
With a "boom," like an earthquake, several tents in the camp area collapsed with one punch!
Shanmao's angry voice came:
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "What's all this noise in the middle of the night? Don't you know it's annoying?"
Obviously, Shanmao had become irritable too!
At that moment, a chorus of cursing came:
"Oh? You're getting cocky, huh? If you don't accept it, let's settle it!"
"Settle it? Who's afraid of who? Damn, what are you looking at me for?"
"I'm looking at you, so what? If you don't accept it, let's try it!"
"Try and die! If I don't turn your skull into a flip-top, I'll eat my own heel skin raw!"
In an instant, the entire camp became lively, and Jiangnan's grievance value list started refreshing nonstop!
Outside, there was a loud clattering, everyone short-tempered, no one backing down!
In the room, Qian Benying was hiding under the covers, trembling!
:;(∩´﹏`∩);:
My god, is the Chinese New Year atmosphere over here always this lively?
Can it get any noisier at this hour?
Because she had eaten too many sugar oranges, the effect hadn't worn off yet, and there was no sign of yellowing at all!
In another area of the camp!
Odin, half-asleep, got up and stumbled to the bathroom, probably woken by the noise outside!
(⁼̴̤̆～⁼̴̤̆) "What's all this? Arguing and making a ruckus? All of you need a beating, don't you?"
Just then, Xiao Chuihuo wandered into the bathroom!
Their eyes met in the air, and both became terrified!
(‧̣̥̇ŐᯅŐ)━☆━(Ő口Ő٥)
"Dammit! Your face is a bit sallow!"
"You're not much better either!"
They looked at themselves, their faces even yellower!
It must be that Jiangnan curse again!
[From Odin: grievance value +777!]
[From Xiao Chuihuo: grievance value +1001!]
As they spoke, Xiao Chuihuo also took position beside the urinal!
Odin glanced over and sneered!
(￢ㅂ￢) Tsk～
Xiao Chuihuo glared: (•̀へ•́ꐦ) "What are you laughing at? What are you looking at? Never seen one before?"
Odin said smugly: (︶.̮︶＊) "Nothing, just thinking that at your age, it's probably quite tough, right? Pipeline aging, frequent urination, urgency, waiting... Things like that!"
"Must be hard on you!"
Xiao Chuihuo's forehead veins bulged:
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅ꐦ) "Bullshit! I eat well, feel great!"
"Most young people can't match my strength!"
Since taking the incense bead, pipeline aging had become a thing of the past!
Odin snorted: (乛д乛๑) "Oh, stop it. Still not admitting you're old? Can you really compare to the young?"
As he spoke, he opened the floodgates. But the next second, his expression froze, full of terror!
Σ(ଵ口ଵ|||)
Xiao Chuihuo smirked:
(๑≖ٹ≖) "Ha! Young man? With that color like orange juice? Not so great yourself, are you?"
"A bit too fired up, huh?"
Odin couldn't save face: "Pfft, orange juice? You like it? Want me to fill you a cup? Taste the sweetness?"
"Don't worry, I don't have diabetes, sugar content isn't too high!"
Xiao Chuihuo raged: "You brat, you don't know who's boss!"
"Watch me pour you a cup of oolong tea to wake you up!"
The next instant, an extremely fierce flame burst out, so powerful that the urinal melted instantly!
ጿ╮☀︎
It turned into a blazing explosion, instantly filling the entire bathroom!
Burning Odin's eyebrows, hair, and clothes!
Startled, Odin quickly patted himself, unable to even retract his power!
(ﾒﾟ皿ﾟ)ﾒ "Oh, you son of a—! That's real heat! Are you spraying gasoline? 98 octane?"
"You dare spray me, the Lord of Light? You've gone rogue! Want me to beat you?"
Xiao Chuihuo's old face couldn't take it anymore! Damn it, turning yellow was bad enough, but now he's spraying fire?
He's lived over ninety years and this is the first time he's seen this!
"Beat me? You're really asking for death in a toilet at midnight!"
"The Lord of Light is nothing! I'll roast you!"
"Boom!"
A fiery red light mixed with a golden light blasted through the entire camp!
Shot diagonally out of Jingdu City. Soon, the night sky was dyed a white-hot color, the earth trembling violently!
They were clearly fighting!
Yang Jian sat in his office, chin in hand, feeling the earth shake and the ceiling dust fall, his eyes full of resignation!
(‧̣̥̇≖ʃƪ≖‧̣̥̇)…
Sure enough! Where there's Jiangnan, it's impossible to be peaceful!
I kind of understand how Lord Xiao felt back in the day!