# Chapter 167: Pacifier Meng Nan? (Extra Update!!!)
Zhong Yingxue said with a slightly disdainful tone: "Xiao Nan! I didn't expect you to..."
Jiang Nan: ???
Didn't expect what?
What "to"!
I just ate a mouthful of durian! How come I can't explain it clearly anymore!
That wasn't Lu Ming's explosion!
It was the fruit pulp inside the durian!
That damn Lu Ming, that old idiot!
Why the hell did you have to play Crow Riding Airplane when you had nothing better to do!
Xia Yao wrinkled her face in disgust: "Eww~"
Jiang Nan glared: "What 'eww'? You 'eww' what!"
Saying that, he rushed over, scraped two pieces of fruit pulp off her face, and tried to shove them into both their mouths!
"Xiao Nan! How dare you! Ah! I'm gonna kill you!"
"Don't come near me! Stay away!"
Jiang Nan: "No way! You two have to eat it too!"
...
At this very moment, Lu Ming's head was still stuck in the ceiling!
He hadn't smelled the stench yet!
He just felt his butt was cold and a little painful!
"Uh... classmate! Give me a kick, I'm stuck!"
The classmates in the classroom were also dumbfounded!
Who could stay calm when a head suddenly pops out of the floor during class?
The atmosphere was extremely awkward!
A female student nearby in a miniskirt quickly covered her skirt, her pretty face blushing!
"Ah! Pervert!"
With that, she kicked Lu Ming right in the face...
His body finally got kicked down!
He crashed back into the classroom, and tears immediately started streaming down his face!
That really stung his eyes!
He was about to get up and run away, but as soon as he took a breath, he collapsed straight to the ground, foaming at the mouth!
[From Lu Ming's Resentment Value +1000!]
The smell drifted up through the hole Lu Ming had made!
So the students upstairs also vomited all over their classroom...
The school leaders thought something serious had happened!
They rushed into the classroom, and as soon as they opened the door, they also vomited!
The classroom was completely empty!
Only Lu Ming was lying on the floor! The pants around his butt were torn into ragged strips!
The walls, the blackboard, the desks — everything was covered in golden yellow!
What happened?
Did they even need to think about it?
Principal Sun Hongzhi pinched his nose: "This... the force is really quite something!"
"You really can't measure a spirit warrior by common sense!"
"Fierce! Truly fierce!"
And so, Lu Ming was carried away!
He never got to eat durian!
From that day on, the campus had a new golden legend.
In the afternoon, at the school cafeteria!
"Hey hey hey, did you hear? Lu Ming crapped his pants during class?"
"What? That explosive?"
"It's not just explosive! The force was huge! It blasted him all the way up to the ceiling! His head went straight through the floorboards, can you believe it?"
"His pants were blown to shreds!"
"What? That much force? No way, right?"
"Still not enough? It splattered everywhere! The scene! Tsk tsk tsk... made over a hundred people vomit!"
"Oh my god! You two stop talking! We're eating here..."
Lu Ming, sitting at the back table, silently wept, crushing the chopsticks in his hands!
Three years of my youth!
All completely ruined!
[From Lu Ming's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Lu Ming...]
Jiang Nan grinned happily all afternoon!
It wasn't just Lu Ming providing resentment value!
The classmates who had been stink-bombed into vomiting also became contributors!
In one afternoon! He had enough for three 10-pulls!
This Golden Durian was a treasure!
Awesome!
Group damage! Non-discriminatory attack!
And it tasted good too!
Perfect! Perfect!
Jiang Nan had finally figured out the side effects of the Golden Durian!
Stinky! Unbelievably stinky!
The shell is hard! And opening it comes with a violent explosion!
Tsk tsk tsk!
Good stuff!
Jiang Nan's eyes lit up as he started planning new uses for the Golden Durian.
However...
Until he got home from school, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao didn't let Jiang Nan come within three meters of them.
Feeling rejected, Jiang Nan looked pitiful and wronged.
In the end, he still couldn't get them to eat it.
...
After arriving home, Jiang Nan locked himself in his room.
Now that he knew the effects and side effects of the Golden Durian...
He still hadn't tried the Dudu Pacifier!
Ever since the legitimate prizes always had extremely powerful effects...
But ever since the appearance of the love-hate-inducing Fluttering Heart Pop Rocks...
Jiang Nan had started feeling uncertain.
And now another pacifier?
With a nervous heart, Jiang Nan took out the Dudu Pacifier.
It even came with instructions, damn it!
A pink pacifier lay quietly in his palm.
The pacifier had little wings on both sides!
Inside, it was filled with some unknown liquid!
There was a small ring at the back...
How was he supposed to use this?
Stick it in his mouth and suck on it?
Did it have to be this embarrassing?
His gaze fell on the instructions.
Instructions:
Please suck and consume. Do not interrupt! Or all previous efforts will be wasted!
Jiang Nan: ???
What?
He had to keep sucking?
Can't stop?
Taking a deep breath, Jiang Nan picked up the Dudu Pacifier, opened his mouth, and was about to put it in!
His face instantly flushed red!
No way, no way!
He couldn't get past this hurdle in his heart!
He was 18!
Sneaking into his room to suck on a pacifier?
The embarrassment was off the charts!
"Ahh! Forget it!"
With that, he stuffed the pacifier into his mouth!
He sucked on it once.
A fresh, sweet milky fragrance filled his tongue!
Wow!
So fragrant and sweet!
Every cell in his body seemed to dance!
A warm sensation filled his entire lungs!
He took a deep breath!
It was an unprecedented pleasure.
Like standing your whole life and finally sitting down.
Jiang Nan never knew breathing could feel this good!
His whole being felt clear-headed and sharp-eyed!
Although the improvement wasn't that obvious yet.
But Jiang Nan could genuinely feel the enhancement of his bodily functions through breathing!
Jiang Nan's eyes lit up brightly.
So he kept the pacifier in his mouth and started sucking like crazy!
As time passed, his entire body began to emit a milky fragrance!
After sitting on the bed and sucking for half an hour, Jiang Nan's mouth went completely numb!
Damn!
How long was this going to last?
How long did he have to eat this? The thing that improved his breathing was obviously the liquid inside the pacifier!
Why not just take it out and drink it?
So he pulled the pacifier out of his mouth, grabbed a dagger, and cut it open!
To Jiang Nan's shock, the moment the liquid touched the air, it evaporated rapidly without a trace!
Jiang Nan: ???
Was it really this cruel?
100,000 resentment points gone just like that!
So he absolutely had to eat it as a pacifier?
What kind of weird hobby was this?
Pacifier Meng Nan?
Too fierce! Too tough!
Thinking this, he took out another Dudu Pacifier and stuffed it into his mouth!
Hehe~
So sweet!
Just then, spiritual energy around them started flooding violently toward the villa!
Jiang Nan's eyes widened. What's going on?
"Wow! Xuexue! You broke through?"
"Haha, Xiao Nan, come quick! Xuexue's already Silver!"
A sound of hurried footsteps coming down the stairs!
Bad news! Big trouble!
Jiang Nan's eyes went wide as he was about to teleport and lock the door!
"Bang!"
The door was flung open excitedly by Xia Yao!
Jiang Nan quickly turned around, his back facing Xia Yao!
Oh no oh no! What to do!
Once this thing started, it absolutely couldn't stop!
He'd already ruined one; he couldn't ruin this one too!
Xia Yao looked puzzled: "Xiao Nan? Why aren't you happy?"
"Sniff~ sniff~ That smells so good! What are you sneaking and eating again? Let me see?"
Xia Yao stepped forward and pulled at Jiang Nan's shoulder!
Jiang Nan's face broke out in a cold sweat instantly!
He dodged sharply, but Xia Yao wouldn't let it go!
She pounced on Jiang Nan, pinning him down on the bed, and couldn't help but widen her eyes.
Because in her eyes, Jiang Nan looked like this right now:
(*°⚇°*)
"Pfft... hahaha! No way? You're hiding in your room sucking on a pacifier?"
"Still not weaned? Hahaha..."
Jiang Nan got angry. He flipped over, pinning Xia Yao down on the bed, took out the Dudu Pacifier, and shoved it straight into Xia Yao's mouth!
"Mmph!"
(*°⚇°*)
Xia Yao's eyes widened as she subconsciously sucked on it once.
"Wow! So sweet!"
"Xiao Yao! Xiao Nan! I broke through! Look..."
Zhong Yingxue, her pretty face full of excitement, rushed into the room!
And saw Jiang Nan straddling Xia Yao, each with a pacifier in their mouths, sucking away...
Zhong Yingxue: ???
Ula! Dudu Pacifier officially online! Chuchuchu~