Chapter 166: Crow Sits on a Plane?
He looked at the Golden Durian again!
It was completely intact!
What the hell kind of durian was this?
Restore internal spiritual energy?
What use was it if I couldn't even eat it?
Yu Qingqing was ultimately too stimulated by the fruit's fragrance!
She waved at Jiangnan!
Give it to me! I'll handle it!
Jiangnan suddenly felt incredibly embarrassed!
It was like trying to twist open a bottle cap and failing, only for a soft girl to say, "Loser! Let me open it!"
How awkward was that?
But he looked at his own hand, which was gushing blood!
Fine!
No point in being stubborn.
So he tossed the Golden Durian to Yu Qingqing!
The classmates in the back of the classroom were dumbfounded!
What the hell?
Why was a durian showing up in the classroom?
Yu Qingqing, who had caught the durian, puffed out her little mouth!
Both hands were pricked red!
She gritted her teeth and didn't cry out. Jiangnan propped his head on his hand and turned around to watch with interest.
Yu Qingqing tried twice first!
Still couldn't open it!
But Jiangnan had underestimated the determination of a foodie after all!
Yu Qingqing grabbed a compass in one hand and a steel ruler in the other and started stabbing the Golden Durian wildly!
As a result…
The steel ruler bent! The compass broke too!
Yu Qingqing froze!
This… how was this thing so hard?
Jiangnan covered his face!
You call this a durian?
This was just an iron lump covered in spikes!
Yu Qingqing's deskmate couldn't stand it anymore!
He waved at her too!
So the Golden Durian ended up in that male classmate's hands!
Yang Lin sneered!
"You girls just don't have enough strength! Watch me!"
As a strength-type superpower user, Yang Lin's arm veins bulged as he pried at the Golden Durian with all his might!
The spikes stabbed him so much that tears streamed down his face!
But the Golden Durian didn't budge at all!
[From Yang Lin: Resentment Points +666!]
What the hell was this thing?
Even this couldn't open it? Was eating a durian really this hard?
"Useless! And you call yourself a strength-type?"
"Taixu Zhenren! Give it to me! I'll open it!"
"You can't even open a durian? Are you even a man?"
Yang Lin exploded! He glared and said, "If you're so good, you do it!"
So the Golden Durian started being passed around the class one by one!
Some students turned their hands into crab claws! Still couldn't pry it open!
Some used fire, some used ice!
One brother hardened himself and used a headbutt!
As a result, seven bleeding holes appeared on his forehead…
Wu Liang slammed it with his bear paw! His bear paw turned into a tiny sprinkler…
The Golden Durian had basically spread through the classroom!
Attracting everyone's attention!
The classmates were showing off their skills!
But no one could crack it!
"Tch! Give it to Lu Ming! He can definitely do it!"
"Yeah! This guy's the toughest! Give it to him!"
So the Golden Durian made its rounds and finally reached Lu Ming's hands!
He was a clean-cut, refined-looking brother!
Right now, he was holding the Golden Durian, full of confidence!
All the classmates looked on with expectant eyes!
Jiangnan also watched!
Lu Ming's arms suddenly took on a metallic sheen! Shining with silver light!
He raised his fist and smashed down!
"Clang!"
The fist hit the spikes, producing the sound of metal striking metal!
Sparks even flew!
The classmates' eyes widened!
Damn!
Was this really just an iron lump? Then why was there a fruity smell?
Lu Ming glared!
I refuse to believe this!
You forced my hand!
The next moment! His whole body turned to metal!
Transforming into a Silver Iron Head Boy!
He suddenly stood up and placed the Golden Durian on the stool!
The classmates covered their mouths, eyes wide!
Jiangnan was full of horror!
Holy crap!
Brother! Calm down! You have to calm down!
You're not planning to…
Lu Ming jumped high in place!
And sat straight down toward the Golden Durian!
Was he about to pull off a crow sitting on a plane?
A classic scene!
Even if you had an iron butt right now, that didn't mean you could be this arrogant!
Lu Ming ultimately sat down hard!
"Boom!"
The earth-shattering explosion dumbfounded everyone!
The massive shockwave blasted Lu Ming, who had turned into an Iron Head Boy, straight into the air!
His head was stuck directly in the ceiling!
The classmates in the room above were terrified!
They felt the floor shake!
Then an iron head popped out of the floor!
It had pierced right through the floorboard!
Lu Ming: ???
And in Jiangnan's classroom!
Golden-yellow pulp splattered everywhere! Soft and gooey like paste!
It was all over the place!
The spikes of the Golden Durian, propelled by the explosive force, turned into deadly projectiles!
The glass windows shattered!
The room filled with thick white smoke!
An unimaginable stench spread throughout!
Stinking beyond all bounds!
It stung the eyes so badly!
This was the smell of shit!
The classmates closest to the explosion center instantly fell flat on the ground, foaming at the mouth!
Their faces turned green! Eyes rolling back!
Jiangnan's eyes widened! He took a breath!
"Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Ugh!"
He threw up on the spot!
Where was this a durian?
It was a biochemical weapon!
And it exploded?
Anyone who didn't know better would think someone had blown up the toilet with a double-bang firecracker!
The classroom was in chaos!
"Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Ugh! Lu Ming! Did you shit your pants?!"
"Ugh ugh ugh! Can someone tell me what this golden-yellow paste is? Don't tell me it's…"
"Damn Lu Ming!"
"The strongest crow sitting on a plane in history! I'm vomiting!"
"It stinks to death!"
"Lu Ming! You…"
Yang Lin was in the middle of cursing Lu Ming!
But when he looked up!
That guy was still stuck in the ceiling…
Just how much force had it taken to blast him up there?
But that one look was enough!
Yang Lin froze!
Lu Ming, dangling from the ceiling, had the back of his pants blown into shreds!
And there were seven or eight Golden Durian spikes stuck in his butt!
Even an iron butt couldn't withstand that!
The classmates were dumbfounded!
Damn!
Did it really have that much force?
The image was already burned into their minds!
The Chinese teacher had fainted from the stench on the spot, unable to utter a single word!
Yu Qingqing knelt on the ground, retching!
Yeah, she must have had a sandwich for breakfast!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were also stunned!
Who would have thought that during class, something like this would suddenly happen?
It was absolutely deadly!
Xia Yao: Σ_(꒪ཀꪒ」∠) Ugh!
Zhong Yingxue covered her nose, feeling like she was about to pass out!
Jiangnan didn't have time to think about anything else!
He grabbed Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao and teleported directly to the playground!
After more than twenty trips back and forth, he finally managed to get all the classmates and teachers out of the classroom!
Only Lu Ming was left stuck in the ceiling. Jiangnan simply didn't have the courage to get close!
"Hah! I'm alive! Gotta hand it to Nan Shen!"
"Teleportation OP, saved my life!"
"I vomited! What the hell is wrong with Lu Ming!"
"Thanks to Nan Shen!"
The classmates' faces were full of terror! Their bodies were still covered in golden-yellow pulp!
When a small breeze blew, they threw up another wave!
Jiangnan swallowed his saliva!
His face full of guilt!
Looking at the still-shocked Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, with pulp still on their pretty faces!
Jiangnan wiped a bit of golden-yellow pulp off Xia Yao's nose tip and put it in his mouth!
His eyes immediately lit up!
So sweet! So fragrant!
It was incredibly delicious!
It felt like heaven!
The spiritual energy in his body, which had been nearly depleted from teleporting, quickly recovered!
The effect was amazing!
But at that moment, Xia Yao's eyes were wide open, staring at Jiangnan in shock!
"Xiao… Xiao Nan? Are you eating shit?"
Zhong Yingxue looked horrified, staring blankly at Jiangnan's finger in his mouth!
Jiangnan: ???
"No… no! Let me explain!"
"It smells awful, but it tastes amazing! You two try it too!"
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue shook their heads frantically, their faces full of terror, instantly retreating three meters away from Jiangnan!
Jiangnan: !!!
Damn!
This isn't shit!
This is the pulp of the Golden Durian!
Let me explain!
Let me explain!
Two big treasures at once! So awesome! So great!